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September 30, 2021 at 8:48 pm #112167
Anonymous
Guestyou DO decorate your github profile to make yourself more appealing to recruiters RIGHT?
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September 30, 2021 at 8:52 pm #112168
Anonymous
GuestYou mean you DON’T put language skill-bars on your github profile or resume???
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October 1, 2021 at 3:52 am #112234
Anonymous
Guestevery video/article i’ve seen that reviews resumes has said skill bars are scrotebrained. you either know a language or you don’t. if you know it, don’t tell the person you want to hire you that you aren’t an expert and they should just hire the next poopyhole who says he knows it really well. and don’t waste their time by telling them you kind of know a language after reading a hello world tutorial. let your portfolio show them how well you know your shit instead of a freaking bar
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September 30, 2021 at 8:59 pm #112169
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September 30, 2021 at 9:01 pm #112170
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September 30, 2021 at 9:01 pm #112171
Anonymous
GuestYes
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September 30, 2021 at 10:26 pm #112190
Anonymous
Guest>Instantly know it’s a guy
Thank you evolution for providing me this finely tuned detector-
October 1, 2021 at 12:46 am #112221
Anonymous
GuestIncredible isnt it?
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October 1, 2021 at 1:52 am #112225
Anonymous
Guest>evolution
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October 1, 2021 at 1:57 am #112227
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October 1, 2021 at 2:02 am #112228
Anonymous
Guestu know that recognizing trannies as their original gender goes against the scientism you’re making fun of, right?
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September 30, 2021 at 10:30 pm #112193
Anonymous
Guestlooks like a garden gnome too
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September 30, 2021 at 10:50 pm #112209
Anonymous
Guestyeah
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I’d like my github profile to ward off recruiters tho
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September 30, 2021 at 10:51 pm #112210
Anonymous
Guesthttps://i.imgur.com/U5Uzys2.gif
I can’t tell anymore
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October 1, 2021 at 2:06 am #112229
Anonymous
GuestYes. It could reasonable pass for a woman (albeit and ugly, manish one) in the still image but seeing it moving around makes it blatantly obvious that it is male.
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October 1, 2021 at 2:30 am #112230
Anonymous
Guesthuh? op’s picture doesn’t suggest he’s trying to look like a woman at all
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September 30, 2021 at 9:03 pm #112172
Anonymous
GuestGod i left linkedin because i got tired of the scroteary of people and now this, fuck whoever these trannies and everyone who is involved in such bs.
I will start hosting my codes on my own machine at this point, fuck this. -
September 30, 2021 at 9:08 pm #112174
Anonymous
Guestare those bullshit ears an addon for headphones or do they see headphones like that
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September 30, 2021 at 9:23 pm #112182
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September 30, 2021 at 9:08 pm #112175
Anonymous
Guesti dont use (((github)))
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September 30, 2021 at 9:10 pm #112176
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September 30, 2021 at 9:10 pm #112177
Anonymous
Guesti typically regard as anyone who has shit plastered all over their github profile as a poser and a moron
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September 30, 2021 at 9:10 pm #112178
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Guest>playstation
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September 30, 2021 at 9:15 pm #112179
Anonymous
Guest>touhou avatar on linked in
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September 30, 2021 at 9:16 pm #112180
Anonymous
Guestactually woke af
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September 30, 2021 at 9:19 pm #112181
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September 30, 2021 at 10:32 pm #112195
Anonymous
Guest"Carolyn" is the opposite of petite
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September 30, 2021 at 9:27 pm #112183
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September 30, 2021 at 9:32 pm #112184
Anonymous
GuestMy god, she’s so beatiful
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September 30, 2021 at 9:36 pm #112186
Anonymous
Guestthe male facial structure really shines through
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September 30, 2021 at 9:56 pm #112188
Anonymous
GuestNext time I look for a job I will grow an afro first and put a chud flag, yes. Problem is I’m balding… is that bonus points though?
as a nigerian
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September 30, 2021 at 10:27 pm #112191
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September 30, 2021 at 10:31 pm #112194
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September 30, 2021 at 10:34 pm #112196
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September 30, 2021 at 10:36 pm #112198
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September 30, 2021 at 10:38 pm #112200
Anonymous
GuestA lot of these people would look fine if they lost 100lbs and actually waited until a year into their HRT to start gloating around and claiming to be female, they can get fat after getting on HRT, their fat will redistribute in a feminine way.
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September 30, 2021 at 10:36 pm #112199
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September 30, 2021 at 10:42 pm #112202
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September 30, 2021 at 10:29 pm #112192
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Guesttrannies take finasteride to reverse hair loss
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September 30, 2021 at 10:47 pm #112206
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September 30, 2021 at 10:35 pm #112197
Anonymous
Guestwho is this plz I need to know for certain reasons
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September 30, 2021 at 10:44 pm #112204
Anonymous
Guestrecruiters are parasites
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September 30, 2021 at 10:50 pm #112208
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September 30, 2021 at 11:10 pm #112212
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September 30, 2021 at 10:54 pm #112211
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Guest>decorate your github profile
I decorate it with meaningful commits instead of freaking around with stupid stuff. -
September 30, 2021 at 11:35 pm #112213
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Guestno
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The devil whispered to me: "You’ll never withstand the storm"
I whispered back: "I am the storm"
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CPU: Intel Q6600 SLARC @ 3.6ghz Cooled by: Thermalright Ultra-120 Extreme + Silverstone 120mm fan — Board: EVGA 680i — Memory: 4x1gb Crucial Ballistic @ 1080mhz — Video: EVGA Geforce 8800GTX — Sound: Creative X-Fi Fatality — Speakers: Logitech 5.1 System — Optical1: Samsung SH-S203B + CodeKing firmware — Optical2: LG GGW-H20L — HDD1: Seagate 7200.10 320GB SATAII — HDD2: Seagate 7200.10 320GB SATAII — HHD3: Hitachi 250GB SATAII — HHD4: Hitachi 250GB SATAII — Capture Card: Canopus AVC Capture card — Housed In: CoolerMaster Stacker 820 — Powered by: Silverstone 800W PSU — Mouse: Logitech G7 — Keyboard: Logitech G15 — Display: 22 Inch Gateway-
September 30, 2021 at 11:36 pm #112214
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Guestvery nice build anon. i miss my e6600 myself.
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September 30, 2021 at 11:39 pm #112215
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GuestWhy am I reminded of Myspace profiles?
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October 1, 2021 at 12:13 am #112217
Anonymous
GuestBecause it’s nearly the same thing, only you’re limited to a small subset of inline html along with github flavored markdown syntax.
github pages also lets you be as creative as you want with a static webpage and client-side javascript, many people feel the need to make their github profile a freaking resume.
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October 1, 2021 at 12:12 am #112216
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October 1, 2021 at 12:16 am #112219
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October 1, 2021 at 1:17 am #112223
Anonymous
GuestThe biggest giveaway is the playstation button stand.
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October 1, 2021 at 7:02 am #112235
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Guesthttps://github.com/mishmanners/vlc
https://github.com/mishmanners/cpython
Get on this level, chuds
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