You DO decorate your profiles with furry and LGBTQ shit to make yourself more appealing to capitalism’s recruiters, right?

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    • #112167
      Anonymous
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      https://imgur.com/a/sXF2rfN

      you DO decorate your github profile to make yourself more appealing to recruiters RIGHT?

    • #112168
      Anonymous
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      You mean you DON’T put language skill-bars on your github profile or resume???

      • #112234
        Anonymous
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        every video/article i’ve seen that reviews resumes has said skill bars are scrotebrained. you either know a language or you don’t. if you know it, don’t tell the person you want to hire you that you aren’t an expert and they should just hire the next poopyhole who says he knows it really well. and don’t waste their time by telling them you kind of know a language after reading a hello world tutorial. let your portfolio show them how well you know your shit instead of a freaking bar

    • #112169
      Anonymous
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      >well of coursu anonu

    • #112170
      Anonymous
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      that’s a dude right?

      • #112171
        Anonymous
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        Yes

      • #112190
        Anonymous
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        >Instantly know it’s a guy
        Thank you evolution for providing me this finely tuned detector

        • #112221
          Anonymous
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          Incredible isnt it?

        • #112225
          Anonymous
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          >evolution
          have a nice day

          • #112226
            Anonymous
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            huh?

            • #112233
              Anonymous
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              evolution is a garden gnome theory that no one actually believes

        • #112227
          Anonymous
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          >Thank you evolution
          I freaking LOVE SCIENCE

          • #112228
            Anonymous
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            u know that recognizing trannies as their original gender goes against the scientism you’re making fun of, right?

      • #112193
        Anonymous
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        looks like a garden gnome too

      • #112209
        Anonymous
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        yeah

        […]

        I’d like my github profile to ward off recruiters tho

      • #112210
        Anonymous
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        https://i.imgur.com/U5Uzys2.gif

        I can’t tell anymore

        • #112218
          Anonymous
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          It took me literally a second. Clearly male facial structure and the hands are way too big

        • #112231
          Anonymous
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          They have gotten better at hiding it. I can hardly tell as well. Maybe if I heard his voice.

      • #112229
        Anonymous
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        Yes. It could reasonable pass for a woman (albeit and ugly, manish one) in the still image but seeing it moving around makes it blatantly obvious that it is male.

        • #112230
          Anonymous
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          huh? op’s picture doesn’t suggest he’s trying to look like a woman at all

    • #112172
      Anonymous
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      God i left linkedin because i got tired of the scroteary of people and now this, fuck whoever these trannies and everyone who is involved in such bs.
      I will start hosting my codes on my own machine at this point, fuck this.

      • #112173
        Anonymous
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        That’s what I do. So long as you know your way around programming and software engineering, you don’t need repositories like Git.

        • #112201
          Anonymous
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          > Not using git locally, or any SVN.

    • #112174
      Anonymous
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      are those bullshit ears an addon for headphones or do they see headphones like that

      • #112182
        Anonymous
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    • #112175
      Anonymous
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      i dont use (((github)))

    • #112176
      Anonymous
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      of course

    • #112177
      Anonymous
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      i typically regard as anyone who has shit plastered all over their github profile as a poser and a moron

    • #112178
      Anonymous
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      >playstation
      every time

    • #112179
      Anonymous
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      >touhou avatar on linked in

      • #112180
        Anonymous
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        actually woke af

    • #112181
      Anonymous
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      • #112195
        Anonymous
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        "Carolyn" is the opposite of petite

    • #112183
      Anonymous
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      uggo 3d stupid whore seeking attention, you are officially deprecated

    • #112184
      Anonymous
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      My god, she’s so beatiful

      • #112185
        Anonymous
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        >she
        >beautiful
        lmfao keep dreaming chud

        • #112187
          Anonymous
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          for chud standards he’s on the higher end of the spectrum

          • #112189
            Anonymous
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            this

    • #112186
      Anonymous
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      the male facial structure really shines through
      also whats with the extremely exaggerated gestures and body language

    • #112188
      Anonymous
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      Next time I look for a job I will grow an afro first and put a chud flag, yes. Problem is I’m balding… is that bonus points though?

      as a nigerian

      • #112191
        Anonymous
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        • #112194
          Anonymous
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          >you

          • #112196
            Anonymous
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            >>

            • #112198
              Anonymous
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              >>

            • #112200
              Anonymous
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              A lot of these people would look fine if they lost 100lbs and actually waited until a year into their HRT to start gloating around and claiming to be female, they can get fat after getting on HRT, their fat will redistribute in a feminine way.

              • #112222
                Anonymous
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                >these people
                no

                >would look fine
                also no

              • #112224
                Anonymous
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                There is literally no redeeming these people, neither physically, mentally or spiritually.

          • #112199
            Anonymous
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            ngl they do look unattractive

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            but these are just sad

          • #112202
            Anonymous
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            • #112203
              Anonymous
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              >me

              • #112205
                Anonymous
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            • #112207
              Anonymous
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      • #112192
        Anonymous
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        trannies take finasteride to reverse hair loss
        unfortunately it also causes erectile dysfunction in many cases but they don’t care about that obviously

      • #112206
        Anonymous
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    • #112197
      Anonymous
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      who is this plz I need to know for certain reasons

    • #112204
      Anonymous
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      recruiters are parasites

    • #112208
      Anonymous
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      >ITT

      • #112212
        Anonymous
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        i too hate canadians

    • #112211
      Anonymous
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      >decorate your github profile
      I decorate it with meaningful commits instead of freaking around with stupid stuff.

    • #112213
      Anonymous
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      no

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      • #112214
        Anonymous
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        very nice build anon. i miss my e6600 myself.

    • #112215
      Anonymous
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      Why am I reminded of Myspace profiles?

      • #112217
        Anonymous
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        Because it’s nearly the same thing, only you’re limited to a small subset of inline html along with github flavored markdown syntax.
        github pages also lets you be as creative as you want with a static webpage and client-side javascript, many people feel the need to make their github profile a freaking resume.

    • #112216
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      • #112219
        Anonymous
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        sad thing is the room isn’t a meme

        • #112220
          Anonymous
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          this looks like when william osman let michael reeves decorate his room

        • #112232
          Anonymous
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          Besides all the chud shit it is well organized. Mine just looks like a cluster fuck of dozens of different projects.

    • #112223
      Anonymous
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      The biggest giveaway is the playstation button stand.

    • #112235
      Anonymous
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