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September 26, 2021 at 5:16 pm #96474
Anonymous
GuestWhy would anyone be Protestant? Catholicism is literally so much more kino, you have all the saints praying for you, you have mother Mary, you have Jesus, you have the beautiful churches and hymns, same with Orthodoxy. And your church is literally the original apostolic church. Protestantism is literally dead and soulless and most Protestants don’t actually believe in God or even the Trinity, they just do it as a cultural practice.
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September 26, 2021 at 5:20 pm #96475
Anonymous
GuestI’m sorry, who prepared the way for Jesus; John the Catholic, or John the BAPTIST?
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September 26, 2021 at 5:23 pm #96476
Anonymous
GuestClever but still scrotebrained
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September 26, 2021 at 5:26 pm #96477
Anonymous
GuestI want to hear you say it. What is his name?
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September 26, 2021 at 5:33 pm #96478
Anonymous
GuestHis name is literally just John. Baptist is an epithet. It doesn’t mean he was a dumbass protestant.
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September 26, 2021 at 5:36 pm #96482
Anonymous
GuestBless you, my sis. When was the Catholic church founded?
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September 26, 2021 at 5:39 pm #96485
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Guest33BC. Or 4000 BC.
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September 26, 2021 at 5:40 pm #96487
Anonymous
GuestWhere do you get these dates from, friend?
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September 26, 2021 at 5:47 pm #96489
Anonymous
GuestCatholic Church either started when Jesus was born or when the gnomish priesthood was established. Really depends on if you think Christianity is something "new" or the real successor to the Old Testament gnomish rites.
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September 26, 2021 at 5:41 pm #96488
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GuestWhen Jesus gave the keys of heaven to Peter
That wasn’t me who replied
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September 26, 2021 at 5:48 pm #96491
Anonymous
Guest>When Jesus gave the keys of heaven to Peter
Forgive me for asking so many questions, how does this mean Catholicism was founded?-
September 26, 2021 at 7:58 pm #96518
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GuestMatt 16:18 – And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not prevail against it.
Jesus directly told peter that he would be the new leadership of the entire Church. Peter became the first Bishop of Rome, henceforth creating the Catholic Church.
How exactly?
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September 26, 2021 at 7:59 pm #96519
Anonymous
Guestmarriages are treated equally in protestantism, unlike catholicism which strangely demands you have both a husband and a wife.
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September 26, 2021 at 8:11 pm #96522
Anonymous
Guest>Matt 16:18 – And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not prevail against it.
But my companion in Christ, this says nothing about Catholicism.-
September 26, 2021 at 8:36 pm #96526
Anonymous
GuestIt proves the primqcy of the chair of peter over the entire christian world. logically this verse means that the bishop of rome, peter’s succesors, would head the church because why would church leadership end at peter’s death? The church would need successors.
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September 26, 2021 at 8:37 pm #96527
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Guest>logically this verse means that the bishop of rome, peter’s succesors
This is where you lose me. What makes you think that the bishop of rome is Peter’s successor? I don’t see that anywhere in scripture. -
September 26, 2021 at 9:12 pm #96533
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GuestWhen Peter was martyred, he was the Bishop of Rome. Therefore, the second Bishop of Rome (Saint Linus) was Peter’s successor. Linus was then succeeded by Anacletus and so on, up to the current Pope Francis.
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September 26, 2021 at 9:16 pm #96534
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GuestMy dear friend, where does the Bible say Peter’s successor has primacy? Where does the Bible say Peter called himself pope?
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September 26, 2021 at 9:27 pm #96535
Anonymous
Guest>Where does the Bible say Peter called himself pope?
Indeed, pope means "papa", "father", and Jesus told them straight up without stutter not to call religious figures "father". -
September 26, 2021 at 9:32 pm #96536
Anonymous
GuestIt is a shame what is happening here. The Catholic church’s legitimacy hangs on a single point, that Jesus appointed Peter as the head of an organized Christian church. They can neither prove that Peter thought of himself as the primary bishop, nor that the others thought of him as the primary.
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September 26, 2021 at 9:41 pm #96537
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GuestWell, the Bible says that many will be mislead, so I suppose it is to be expected. Peter and Paul both warned that there would be evil ones infiltrating the church once they were gone. I guess the Catholics and Orthodox believe their own provably made up "tradition" over what the Bible says and there’s nothing anyone can do about it but God.
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September 27, 2021 at 8:03 pm #96558
Anonymous
GuestDon’t include orthodoxy in your scrotebrained pseudo-religious American blabbering, please.
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September 28, 2021 at 2:03 am #96559
Anonymous
GuestGo ask Mary to save (You), pagan.
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September 26, 2021 at 9:02 pm #96528
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GuestNo, it means Peter got the ball rolling on writing the Gospels when he had Mark publish his.
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September 26, 2021 at 6:31 pm #96500
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Guest325 AD
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September 26, 2021 at 7:34 pm #96508
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GuestAD 33.
Matthew 16:18
> And I say to thee: That thou art Peter; and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
Was he talking about the Southern Baptist Convention, scrotebrain?
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September 26, 2021 at 7:38 pm #96509
Anonymous
GuestI asked it earlier, but my sis in faith, what does this verse have to do with the catholic church?
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September 26, 2021 at 7:41 pm #96510
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Guest> I will build my church
Which Church was he talking about?
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September 26, 2021 at 7:44 pm #96511
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Guest>it’s gotta be an institution with official state registered trademark
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September 26, 2021 at 7:53 pm #96515
Anonymous
GuestThe Protestant church.
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September 26, 2021 at 7:54 pm #96516
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GuestExcuse me if I am not understanding my dear friends. How is this verse at all a reference to the Catholic church? It merely says church. Where does it say Peter founded the Catholic church and called himself the Pope of Rome? My apologies for so many questions.
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September 26, 2021 at 8:01 pm #96520
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GuestThis, ecclesia is "called out" or "gathering of summoned", not a state licensed institution.
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September 26, 2021 at 7:49 pm #96514
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Guest>the name "Peter" comes from the Greek word for "rock"
>Jesus states that he will build his church upon Peter, who is the aforementioned "rock"
>Peter forms the Catholic Church and becomes the first pope, a fact recognized by both the Catholic and Orthodox branches
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September 28, 2021 at 3:10 am #96560
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GuestWhere is that part that demands we continue the roman imperial cult (pope/emperor)
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September 26, 2021 at 8:10 pm #96521
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Guest1054 AD
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September 26, 2021 at 11:15 pm #96540
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GuestThe Orthodox Church was founded A.D. 30. The Roman Catholic Church was founded A.D. 1054. Protestantism was founded A.D. 1517.
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September 27, 2021 at 2:45 pm #96549
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September 28, 2021 at 8:10 am #96575
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GuestWoke af scrotebrain
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September 26, 2021 at 5:35 pm #96479
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GuestOrthodoxy is also scrotebrained, their trinity makes no sense
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September 26, 2021 at 5:36 pm #96480
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GuestMost Catholics don’t believe in transubstantiation.
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September 28, 2021 at 4:18 am #96570
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GuestMost Catholics never read the Bible, don’t keep the Commandments, and don’t believe in God, what’s your point?
That’s also most Protestants, I’ve been to a Protestant church service and it was disgusting to my soul, and the way they all schmoozed and schmarmed with each other in the lobby afterwards was worse. You would have thought they were all garden gnomes the way they talked business and money and contracts in the House of the Lord, rubbing their hands and leering at each other like damned pedophiles sharing a secret.
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September 28, 2021 at 4:20 am #96571
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Guest*Most CHRISTIANS in general are Christians in name only, phony hypocrites just playing religion. Churchianity.
That’s most PEOPLE. Most Catholics, most Protestants, you name it. Narrow is the gate, and few find it.
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September 28, 2021 at 10:17 am #96577
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GuestYou shouldn’t read the bible,. Why do dummy protestants ALWAYS insistent they are so high and mighty and able to interpret scripture better than 2000+ years of tradition?
Every single heresy was started by someone reading the bible without extensive training and guidance. It’s best to be humble and listen to your priest talk about scripture rather than actually try to read it and interpret it yourself.
Translating it into the vernacular was a grave mistake.-
September 28, 2021 at 2:01 pm #96583
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Guest>Every single heresy was started by someone reading the bible without extensive training and guidance
Blatantly false, infact pretty much all of the founders of (proto-)Protestant movements that split from the Catholic Church had received atleast some theological education. -
September 28, 2021 at 4:16 pm #96584
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GuestLuther was a professor of theology scrotebrain.
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September 28, 2021 at 9:35 pm #96588
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GuestYou’re not meant to read the bible this is such a trash argument
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September 26, 2021 at 5:36 pm #96481
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September 26, 2021 at 5:37 pm #96483
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Guest>Protestantism is literally dead and soulless and most Protestants don’t actually believe in God or even the Trinity, they just do it as a cultural practice.
If you don’t believe in God or the Trinity you’re not a Christian at all so not true. Most Catholics in America and Europe are ironically totally ignorant of their own religion and only practing it as a cultural tradition. Sometimes not even weekly but only on major holidays. Btw following a religion because it has neat aesthetics is misguided.-
September 26, 2021 at 5:40 pm #96486
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Guest>Most Catholics in America and Europe are ironically totally ignorant of their own religion and only practing it as a cultural tradition
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September 26, 2021 at 5:48 pm #96490
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GuestI can smell the evolautist on you. Definition of soulless and dead religion.
>But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.
Matthew 6:7-
September 26, 2021 at 7:07 pm #96505
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GuestThat means dont do bakhti not dont do mass
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September 26, 2021 at 8:31 pm #96525
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GuestIt’s in reference to the fact he thinks knowing why you’re doing something or even what you’re doing doesn’t matter because as long as the ritual itself is being done it’s cool.
And that in particular was a response to me pointing out how saying protestants are only going through the motions as part of a cultural tradition is pure papist projection to echo the other poster.-
September 27, 2021 at 3:23 pm #96555
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Guest>knowing why you’re doing something or even what you’re doing doesn’t matter because as long as the ritual itself is being done it’s cool.
It literally is. You have a poor and very modern understanding of religion.-
September 27, 2021 at 6:38 pm #96556
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GuestSee
All those pagan religions are dead, not knowing why you do the rituals you do is a sign of decline.
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September 26, 2021 at 5:38 pm #96484
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September 26, 2021 at 7:24 pm #96507
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Guest>muh idols
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September 26, 2021 at 5:57 pm #96492
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Guest>saints praying for you
>mother Mary
That’s literally paganism in Christian coating.
Also imagine choosing your religious beliefs because it is "kino" and not because it is the truth.-
September 26, 2021 at 6:01 pm #96495
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Guest>Also imagine choosing your religious beliefs because it is "kino" and not because it is the truth.
Kino and aesthetics are the truth of God.-
September 26, 2021 at 6:22 pm #96497
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Guest>Aesthetics of God in the Bible:
Modest temple with only a couple of cherub statues.
>Aesthetics of Catholicism:
Literally a pagan temple but say the statues are of saints and titles of Mary instead of gods.-
September 26, 2021 at 6:32 pm #96501
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Guest>Modest temple
You definitely didn’t read 3 Kings.
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September 28, 2021 at 3:28 am #96562
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GuestImagine degrading The Mother Of God just to own the papists, in a way the disdain prostentants have for the Saints and the Virgin tells you all there is to know about protestantism.
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September 28, 2021 at 3:30 am #96563
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GuestSaying that your "tradition" is made up and your practices are Satanic in no way insults actual Mary and saints.
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September 28, 2021 at 3:36 am #96564
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GuestYour 40 gazillion denominations and your rejection of the sacraments are all traditions too proti, only without a gram of philosophical or spiritual grounding.
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September 28, 2021 at 6:08 am #96574
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Guest>muh 10 buzillion denominations
Do you really count Southern Baptists are somehow metaphysically distinct from Regular Baptists? Are Presbyterians somehow an entirely new faith from most Calvinists? They’re the same thing.
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September 28, 2021 at 4:22 am #96572
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GuestGod does not have a mother
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September 28, 2021 at 8:13 am #96576
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Guest>That’s literally paganism in Christian coating.
Got any Biblical proof? Because I’m pretty sure that as the inheritor of the Davidic Kingdom, the Queen of Heaven is the Mother of God, just like how the queen of the kingdom of Israel was always the king’s mother.
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September 26, 2021 at 6:00 pm #96493
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GuestIf you like the low church congregation system of evangelicas and/or calvinists, Catholicism have nothing to offer to you
High Church protestants denomination instead were soon scammed as bootleg discount catholic wannabes with none of the legacy and gravitas. There is a reasons high protestant countries nowadays (Dutchland, Germany, Scandis) either returned to catholicism, or stopped being christians at all-
September 26, 2021 at 6:15 pm #96496
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Guest>Catholicism have nothing to offer to you
My local catholic church has a guitarist lol
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September 26, 2021 at 6:01 pm #96494
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GuestI’m not a big fan of President Biden, but the Catholic Church approves of him.
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September 26, 2021 at 6:27 pm #96498
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GuestWell at least Jesus made 3rd place for (You), above churches and hymns. There’s nothing, *nothing* more "kino" than God, with no external trappings needing figured in.
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September 26, 2021 at 6:31 pm #96499
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GuestThere are Protestant believers, it’s just that Protestantism got big in Northern Europe and those areas remained pagan for a long time and so their christianity isn’t as "strong" there as it is in ex-roman nations around the mediterranean that have been christian for atleast 1700 years. There reason i personally am Catholic is because their theology makes more sense to be than the other sects, me being born catholic could be an influence but my household was never really religious with only me researching and learning my faith.
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September 26, 2021 at 6:50 pm #96502
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Guest>Why would anyone be Protestant?
autism, low iq, peer pressure, lolbertarianism, and contrarianism -
September 26, 2021 at 7:06 pm #96504
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Guest>Practising something because it’s "kino"
How can people think Catholicism is anything else but a giant LARP with posts like this?
>Broh who cares if this religion isn’t true, what’s important is that it’s cool!-
September 26, 2021 at 8:22 pm #96524
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September 26, 2021 at 7:19 pm #96506
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Guest>Why would anyone be Protestant?
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September 26, 2021 at 7:48 pm #96512
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September 26, 2021 at 7:49 pm #96513
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GuestProtestantism has marriage equality
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September 26, 2021 at 9:05 pm #96530
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Guestchud
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September 26, 2021 at 9:10 pm #96532
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GuestThis, they will never be a man.
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September 26, 2021 at 11:06 pm #96538
Dirk
GuestI’m not complaining, but when did protestantism start to get so much momentum on LULZ? There’s more and more posters refuting/bantering with catholics where they used to be unchallenged
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September 26, 2021 at 11:13 pm #96539
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GuestPeople got annoyed with Tard Caths
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September 27, 2021 at 12:12 am #96541
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GuestBump.
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September 27, 2021 at 12:17 am #96542
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Guest>MUH KINO
>MUH SOVL
>MUH TRADITION
Stfu you scrotebrained larper.
Religion is about faith, not aesthetics.-
September 27, 2021 at 1:59 am #96544
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GuestTHIS
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September 27, 2021 at 12:28 am #96543
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GuestCatholicism has SOVL. But I don’t mind protestantbros.
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September 27, 2021 at 9:06 am #96545
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September 27, 2021 at 9:11 am #96546
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Guestbecause idolatry is a SIN scrotebrain
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September 27, 2021 at 9:14 am #96547
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GuestI don’t know anon why do I, a Catholic have to give a fuck about the ongoing dickfighting brought to this site by larpscrotes who just "begome catholic/orthodox/protestant" out of sheer contrarianism
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September 27, 2021 at 2:41 pm #96548
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Guestbegome Ethiopian Orthodogs, take the Enoch-pill
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September 27, 2021 at 3:04 pm #96550
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GuestBecause Catholics are taught to not read the Word of Truth. If you don’t know what that is, do a quick search for word of truth in a KJV bible.
Why is that important? To have hope in Heaven.
> [Col 1:5 KJV] 5 For the hope which is laid up for you in heaven, whereof ye heard before in the word of the truth of the gospel;
Who is the gospel for? Every creature under heaven.
> [Col 1:23 KJV] 23 If ye continue in the faith grounded and settled, and [be] not moved away from the hope of the gospel, which ye have heard, [and] which was preached to every creature which is under heaven; whereof I Paul am made a minister;
What is the truth of the gospel? Catholics don’t preach it, nor do they want you to read it for yourself.
1. In Christ dwelleth the fullness of the Godhead bodily.(Father, Son, Holy Spirit)
> [Col 2:9-10 KJV] 9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily. 10 And ye are complete in him, which is the head of all principality and power:2. Jesus has forgiven you of all sins.
>[Col 2:13 KJV] 13 And you, being dead in your sins and the uncircumcision of your flesh, hath he quickened together with him, having forgiven you all trespasses;3. There is nothing you can do but believe that Jesus has forgiven you of your sin, Catholics love to trick you into doing things to get your free gift from God.
> [Col 2:18 KJV] 18 Let no man beguile you of your reward in a voluntary humility and worshipping of angels, intruding into those things which he hath not seen, vainly puffed up by his fleshly mind,4. Catholics take away from what Jesus did and put more emphasis on Mother Mary, Angels, the Saints, and doing works. (not saying works are bad)
> [Col 2:19 KJV] 19 And not holding the Head, from which all the body by joints and bands having nourishment ministered, and knit together, increaseth with the increase of God.Don’t let Catholics take away your hope for eternal life with Him.
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September 27, 2021 at 3:11 pm #96551
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GuestIs there any protestant church that is not autistic about sola scriptura? Anglicans/Epis need not to apply
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September 27, 2021 at 3:12 pm #96552
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GuestDefine sola scriptura and sola scriptura autism
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September 27, 2021 at 3:22 pm #96554
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GuestNevermind, I just remembered sola scriptura is autistic as a whole.
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September 27, 2021 at 6:41 pm #96557
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GuestIs there any Catholic that doesn’t do autistic mental gymnastics to make sense of his convoluted, teetering jenga tower mess of a theology?
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September 28, 2021 at 3:39 am #96565
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GuestSola scriptura is by definition autistic.
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September 27, 2021 at 3:20 pm #96553
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Guest>most Protestants don’t actually believe in God or even the Trinity
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September 28, 2021 at 3:25 am #96561
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GuestI can take Protestantism and turn into a force for traditionalism and nationalism. You can’t do that with some scrote p*pe kissing scrote feet.
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September 28, 2021 at 3:56 am #96566
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GuestCatholicism doctrine is full of mental iliness and demonic influence, they dont have true prophets, the "doctors of the church" are/were insane people that were or degenerated or plain crazy.
Catholicism is basically a madhouse for the ones that got insane by the devil.
Catholicism doesnt come from God, hell, isnt even in the Devil’s level, catholicism is just plain demonic.-
September 28, 2021 at 4:02 am #96567
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GuestALELUYA sis LET THOSE CATHLICKS KNOW OF THE TRUE WORD OF GOD FROM PASTOR JIMMY BOB ON THIRD AVENUE SECOND TRUE RENOVATED EVANGELICAL CONGREGATION™
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September 28, 2021 at 4:10 am #96568
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GuestJimmy Bob is woke af…and he knows the Bible better than the clown’s Devil, the Pope
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September 28, 2021 at 5:07 am #96573
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GuestImagine claiming to be Christian, which exalts the humble, and humbles the exalted, while belittling the humble man of God in humble facilities and exalting the incredibly extravagant and conceited.
Jimmy Bob is woke af…and he knows the Bible better than the clown’s Devil, the Pope
This.
That’s most PEOPLE. Most Catholics, most Protestants, you name it. Narrow is the gate, and few find it.
This.
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September 28, 2021 at 4:16 am #96569
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September 28, 2021 at 12:19 pm #96578
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September 28, 2021 at 1:52 pm #96580
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GuestYou are not christian
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September 28, 2021 at 7:55 pm #96586
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GuestGood thing we couldn’t care less about a man’s colour. The only thing that matters is his orthodoxy.
>Men differ in many things, such as learning, wealth, power, etc.; but these things belong to the world and not man’s nature. **He came into this world without them and he will leave it without them.** Only the consequences of good or evil done in this world will accompany men to the next.
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September 28, 2021 at 9:34 pm #96587
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GuestMaybe you don’t, but Nick Fuentes and his cringy tradcath followers sure as hell do.
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September 28, 2021 at 10:22 pm #96591
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GuestA scrote pope is still a better Christian than an unbelieving globohomo stooge antipope or any g*rmoid prottie. Ethiopians were Christians when Anglo-Saxons were still sucking the dicks of hanged men to appease Odin.
Yeah have fun with that. Catholicism will implement voodoo rituals in it’s liturgy within this century.
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September 28, 2021 at 9:58 pm #96589
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September 28, 2021 at 1:44 pm #96579
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Guest>the apostles were married and thought sodomy was wrong
>catholic priests aren’t allowed to marry and sodomizes little boys
>B-BUT IT’S TOTALLY THE ONE AND ONLY APOSTOLIC CHURCH!!!!!!!!!!
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