Why is USA responsible for the entire modern age?

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    • #63041
      Anonymous
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      >invents airplanes
      >invents cars
      >invents telephones
      >invents lightbulbs
      >invents television
      >invents the internet
      How is one country responsible for the entire modern age?

    • #63042
      Anonymous
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      >gets shot

      • #63044
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Huh?

      • #63071
        Anonymous
        Guest

        literally only happens to people of a certain background

        • #63072
          Anonymous
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          one could say, a dark one

    • #63043
      Anonymous
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      A series of powerful social policies that allow the intelligent to thrive, steal innovators from countries that have more respect for community and a bunch of virgin land that was carefully curated by natives and acquired by genocide.

      USA braindrains literally every other country on Earth.

      • #63082
        Anonymous
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        >A series of powerful social policies
        WWII wasn’t a social policy.

        […]

        They stole tech from Germans and Euros, after their successful conquest of Europe.

        • #63087
          Anonymous
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          The airplane and lightbulbs were invented after ww2?

          • #63089
            Anonymous
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            Neither of those were invented by Americans.
            > Airplane
            Huescrotes.
            > Lightbulb
            Vodkascrotes.

            • #63092
              Anonymous
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              >Huescrotes
              lmao
              >Vodkascrotes
              LMAO

        • #63113
          Anonymous
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          I guess if europe didn’t want to lose their geniuses they shouldn’t haven’t started some world wars and genocidal conquests food for thought

    • #63045
      Anonymous
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      >invents airplanes
      Invented by a French

      >invents cars
      Invented by a German

      >invents telephones
      Invented by an Italian

      >invents lightbulbs
      Okay

      >invents television
      Invented by a Scott

      >invents the internet
      Invented by a Welsh

      • #63046
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Pure, unadulterated cope

      • #63049
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >>invents lightbulbs
        >Okay
        [coughs in Russian]

        • #63057
          Anonymous
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          I’m sorry, I forgot Russia still doesn’t have lightbulbs

      • #63050
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Europoorcope

      • #63053
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Literally only Br*zilians deny that the US invented the airplane, cope harder.

        • #63058
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The airplane was invented by Clément Ader.

          • #63060
            Anonymous
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            >After a short run the machine was caught by a gust of wind, slewed off the track, and came to a stop. After this the French army withdrew its funding, but kept the results secret. The commission released in November 1910 the official reports on Ader’s attempted flights, stating that they were unsuccessful.
            >stating that they were unsuccessful.
            OH NONONONONONONONONO ADERBROS

          • #63062
            Anonymous
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            Drawing up wacky prototypes that don’t work doesn’t count as “inventing the airplane”

        • #63064
          Anonymous
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          Because it was Santos Dumont who invented it and all aviation agencies that matters recognise that
          Enjoy the mask mandates, kneeling to scrotes, having your childrens’ dicks chopped off, and sending your young men to die like dogs in Israel though
          Burgerlanders would be remembered as the lowest, most coward, and pathetic people in history if they were to be remembered at all

          • #63070
            Anonymous
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            >Wright siss build an airplane in 1904
            >Dumont builds one in 1906
            It sounds like this Santos guy didn’t invent the airplane my man

            • #63083
              Anonymous
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              Because Wright trannies was not self propelled and was not even documented aside from personal testimonies.
              If you accept the chud siss place you will need to accept Leonardo DaVinci as the real inventor
              But it was not. It was Santos Dumont, you illiterate burgerlander scrotebrain
              Enjoy getting replaced, I cant wait until your country starts speaking Spanish instead of your shitty french german pidgin

              • #63090
                Anonymous
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                >Because Wright trannies was not self propelled
                ???

                • #63093
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  The Wright chud publicly flew their shit bird in 1908.
                  Alberto flew his airplane publicly in 1906.

                  • #63094
                    Anonymous
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                    • #63096
                      Anonymous
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                      > The Wright Trannies made a bunch of claims.
                      No one cares.
                      Public displays are all that matters.
                      The Wright Trannies likely even copied the Brazilian chad’s superior and earlier design even.
                      It’s sad that burgers can’t compete with the superior Brazilians.

                      • #63097
                        Anonymous
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                        This.
                        It is 12pm. Time to kneel to scrotes and George Cloyd, fat cunts

                      • #63099
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >Brazilian chad

                      • #63103
                        Anonymous
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                        >Brazilians
                        oh sorry, you already are a shitskin. I’d be mad if I were too. Sorry you spectacularly lost the genetic lottery.

                    • #63121
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      >catapulting a frame into the air is the same as a airplane

              • #63102
                Anonymous
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                >being this mad
                gf/mom getting bonked by a shitskin? haha

        • #63137
          Anonymous
          Guest

          true
          brazil has nothing so they cope for this

      • #63054
        Anonymous
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        • #63056
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Holy woke af

        • #63063
          Anonymous
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          Unironically more successful than the French attempt 300 years later

      • #63067
        Anonymous
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        Don’t freaking cope too hard, scrote. Even if OP is a scrote, you don’t have to out-scrote him

        >invents airplanes
        >Invented by a French
        Everybode freaking knows that the Wright siss invented modern aviation, fuck off

        >invents cars
        >Invented by a German
        true

        >invents telephones
        >Invented by an Italian
        debateable, but Bell popularized and improved it massively and his invention is the basis for modern telecommunications
        >invents lightbulbs
        >Okay
        yeah

        >invents television
        >Invented by a Scott
        Can’t be credited to one nationality, even in the strictest sense it would actually ba a Hungarian. Many of the early innovators were Americans

        >invents the internet
        >Invented by a Welsh
        Fuck off, you know that’s not true

        • #63074
          Anonymous
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          >Everybode freaking knows that the Wright siss invented modern aviation, fuck off
          You misunderstood anon, it was actually the Greeks that invented the airplane, since Ikarus was the first person to fly with the aid of technology

          • #63076
            Anonymous
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            You idiot, as you can see here the Egyptians clearly invented the airplane

            • #63078
              Anonymous
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              Yet again I have been showed the folly of my ways by a humble anon. This is indeed conclusive proof that Egypt invented the airplane. I assume this is how they built the pyramids?

              • #63080
                Anonymous
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                >he actually believes the pyramids are real

        • #63081
          Anonymous
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          >>invents telephones
          >>Invented by an Italian
          >debateable, but Bell popularized and improved it massively and his invention is the basis for modern telecommunicationsA
          AGB was Scottish

          • #63086
            Anonymous
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            He was an American citizen living in America when he invented it, it’s ours

      • #63068
        Anonymous
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        you’ve managed to get four of them wrong too lmao

      • #63106
        Anonymous
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        the single greatest cope post on LULZ

      • #63107
        Anonymous
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        Wtf does that even mean?
        You wanted an Indian American to create them?

      • #63128
        Anonymous
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        Germans inventing cars is wrong. Cugnot made a stem propelled vehicle 100 years before, and there were hundreds of steam powered street vehicles before etienne lenoir made the first internal combustion car.

        • #63129
          Anonymous
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          Everything on his list os wrong

      • #63133
        Anonymous
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        Airplanes, telephones, television and internet were all invented by Americans. Only cars and lightbulbs were the ones you got correct.

        • #63136
          Anonymous
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          wrong

      • #63134
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Pulling inspiration from =/= inventing

    • #63047
      Anonymous
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      the USA also invented Wallstreet and the global economy so other nations that dont give a shit about the environment can poison the planet with their half-assed poorly run factories and now the freaking air itself is dangerous to breathe and water better go get bottled water and a membrane filter for emergencies just incase the stores run out of clean water to drink

      the world is bonked thanks to the modern industrialized civilization we have now

      • #63051
        Anonymous
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        >usa invented capitalism, industrial organization, central banking, and stock trading
        Do we tell him?

      • #63055
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Wallstreet
        An adoption of the Dutch stock market
        >Global economy
        Pioneered by Spain, expanded upon by Britain
        >Rampant industrialism
        A 100% pure British invention

    • #63048
      Anonymous
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      You forgot peanut butter.

      But the French invented the airplanes and the coca cola.

    • #63052
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >>invents lightbulbs
      yeah right, next you’ll say it was a trans black female that did

      • #63059
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Alright, I’ll play along. Who do you pretend invented the lightbulb?

        • #63066
          Anonymous
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          i did

          • #63073
            Anonymous
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            impressive

        • #63075
          Anonymous
          Guest

          There is no "inventor of THE light bulb". Each inventor did their own bit. Which is why there are 20+ light bulb inventors before Edison.

          For example, introduction of tungsten (that allowed for mass-production of the first non-shit light bulb by General Electric) had nothing to do with Edison. It was Lodygin’s invention (hence the Russian claim).

          • #63077
            Anonymous
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            >sis nobody actually invented the printing press
            >the phoenicians made the first alphabet and the greeks invented the screw press in the first century BC
            >so as you can see every inventor contributed

            • #63079
              Anonymous
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              >>so as you can see every inventor contributed
              They did.

            • #63085
              Anonymous
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              >the phoenicians made the first alphabet
              No, They didn’t.
              They just copied the Egyptian proto-Sinatic script.

    • #63061
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >television
      Also pioneered by a turk. All done centuries before the usa

    • #63065
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >the seething frog

    • #63069
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Airplane you say?

    • #63084
      Anonymous
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      >airplanes
      That’s Brazilians.

      • #63091
        Anonymous
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        The Br*zilians have never contributed anything positive to humanity. I know this is hard for you to accept but you must come to terms with it

        • #63095
          Anonymous
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          Just stating facts.
          No need to seethe.

          >Huescrotes
          lmao
          >Vodkascrotes
          LMAO

          >>Huescrotes
          >lmao
          Alberto Santos-Dumont more specifically.
          >>Vodkascrotes
          >LMAO
          Alexander Lodygin more specifically.

          • #63098
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >Alberto Santos-Dumont
            LMAOOOOOO

    • #63088
      Anonymous
      Guest

      ANTONIO MEUCCI INVENTED THE TELEPHONE AND HE GOT bonked IN THE ASS

    • #63100
      Anonymous
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      The English language made it all possible. Why do chinks have so few inventions despite having the largest population on earth? Because the Chinese language inhibits creativity. They can improve inventions they stole, but they aren’t capable of thinking outside the box. The same is true with the Slavic language family.

      • #63124
        Anonymous
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        Printing Press and Gunpowder. COPE

        • #63125
          Anonymous
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          both stolen from the tocharian people who were related to Anglo-Saxons

          • #63131
            Anonymous
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            >WE WUZ
            COPE.

        • #63132
          Anonymous
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          >only two inventions over the span of a 5000 year history
          kek

          • #63135
            Anonymous
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            Americans only invented washing machines and gnomish bank systems. All the other stuff was made by europeans because your scrotebrained Nation never had smart people, they had rich people, so they lure the europeans inventors with money into the country and take their achievments as their own, literal thieves scumbags.
            Printing press and gunpowder are so universally important for mankind that cannot be even counted as single inventions and a hundred nobel prizes don’t even compare to those two. You also have the Silk Road which started Modern History but I guess Mutt propanga is more important than history in a history board. COPE.

            • #63139
              Anonymous
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              >gunpowder
              chink land
              keep coping turkish expat

    • #63101
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >>invents cars
      Wrong, kys.

      • #63104
        Anonymous
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        […]

        cars
        Right, kys

    • #63105
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Anime wouldn’t exist without America. I have to admit this fact, as much as I don’t want to.

      • #63109
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Definitely. Japs are still processing their trauma through anime

    • #63110
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >>invents airplanes
      America didn’t invent the airplane, they arguably made the first self-powered controled flight capable of carying people.
      Fixed wing craft capable of flying under their own power were around long before the W Bros

      • #63111
        Anonymous
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        >America didn’t invent the airplane, they invented the airplane.
        Woooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • #63112
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >responsible for the entire modern age
      No wonder I hate it so much.

    • #63114
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >invents airplanes
      Laughs at you in George Cayley

      George Cayley was an English engineer, inventor, and aviator. He is one of the most important people in the history of aeronautics. Many consider him to be the first true scientific aerial investigator and the first person to understand the underlying principles and forces of flight
      In 1799, he set forth the concept of the modern aeroplane as a fixed-wing flying machine with separate systems for lift, propulsion, and control.[4] [5] He was a pioneer of aeronautical engineering and is sometimes referred to as "the father of aviation."[3] He discovered and identified the four forces which act on a heavier-than-air flying vehicle: weight, lift, drag and thrust.[6] Modern aeroplane design is woke af on those discoveries and on the importance of cambered wings, also identified by Cayley.[7] He constructed the first flying model aeroplane and also diagrammed the elements of vertical flight.[8] He also designed the first glider reliably reported to carry a human aloft. He correctly predicted that sustained flight would not occur until a lightweight engine was developed to provide adequate thrust and lift.[9] The Wright siss acknowledged his importance to the development of aviation.[9]

      "About 100 years ago, an Englishman, Sir George Cayley, carried the science of flight to a point which it had never reached before and which it scarcely reached again during the last century."

      — Wilbur Wright, 1909.

    • #63117
      Anonymous
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      https://i.imgur.com/KGVu4o6.gif

      6/10 bait you got a few

      • #63126
        Anonymous
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        U mad

    • #63118
      Anonymous
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      Yuropoors eternally seething they aren’t free and can’t own guns.

      • #63120
        Anonymous
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        >didn’t invented the airplane
        midwit

    • #63122
      Anonymous
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      Invents all those things, but still thinks that a man can become a woman and vice versa.

      • #63127
        Anonymous
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        Tbf most Americans don’t think that

        • #63130
          Anonymous
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          I second this. /poo/ literally exists because you have a ton of people that think all this “progressivism” is bullshit

      • #63138
        Anonymous
        Guest

        chudism like scroteism, invented by europeans

    • #63123
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >invents television
      *Ahem*

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