Why didn’t Hitler just stick to being a painter?

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    • #189062
      Anonymous
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      Why didn’t he just stick to being a painter?

    • #189063
      Anonymous
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      Because he decided to paint the whole world in his vision instead.

      • #189121
        Anonymous
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        Woke af

    • #189064
      Anonymous
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      He took the easy path

      also because he was drafted into wwi

    • #189065
      Anonymous
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      Why couldn’t she just stick to going to school.

    • #189066
      Anonymous
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      Half the fuckers on this board are failed Graphic Design majors and look at them now

      • #189068
        Anonymous
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        Nice projection.

    • #189067
      Anonymous
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      Because he sucked

      • #189070
        Anonymous
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        Art is now so shitty and devoid of skill that people look at this and say “Wtf why did they reject hitler from art school.”

        • #189071
          Anonymous
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          If he was born today he would probably draw r34 and have a Patreon.

        • #189096
          Anonymous
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          That painting is total garbage. The state of current art doesn’t make it miraculously better

          • #189097
            Anonymous
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            >That painting is total garbage.
            Is it? Can you replicate it?

            • #189098
              Anonymous
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              >Is it?
              Yes
              >Can you replicate it?
              I don’t know, but I know very well I suck at art too.
              My grandfather though could probably do better than that and he was just a carpenter who liked to make drawings

              • #189099
                Anonymous
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                >I don’t know
                Right, so stop talking about things you are clueless about scrotebrain

                • #189100
                  Anonymous
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                  >No, you can only talk about art if you can remake it
                  Just look at the freaking lines showing the perspective, you idiot. Or how the door and windows aren’t in proportion.
                  What’s even your point. I will freely admit I suck at drawing or painting. How the fuck does that make this shit any better you mouthbreathing moron

                  • #189101
                    Anonymous
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                    >No, you can only talk about art if you can remake it
                    You are simply not qualified in this field so your opinion on this subject is worthless. Unlike Hitler, you’re not a artist, you’ve probably never even painted anything ever. You’re butthurt and driven by personal bias

                    • #189102
                      Anonymous
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                      >You are simply not qualified in this field so your opinion on this subject is worthless.
                      You can whine about me all you want, that doesn’t make the perspective any better
                      >Unlike Hitler, you’re not a artist,
                      Well neither was he. Unless you want to call him drawing postcards for tourists "art"
                      >you’ve probably never even painted anything ever.
                      How the fuck is that even relevant you scrotebrain. I already said I suck at painting. How does me never painting anything prove anything
                      >You’re butthurt and driven by personal bias
                      I simply said I found his art shitty, there are tons of drawings and paintings out there who are garbage. You’re the one making a big song and dance about me not praising the drawings of Hitler

                      • #189104
                        Anonymous
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                        >You can whine about me all you want, that doesn’t make the perspective any better
                        You don’t understand the perspective, as i said you are not qualified enough to give an opinion on this subject.
                        Its already hard enough for experienced artists to judge a piece of art.
                        >Unless you want to call him drawing postcards for tourists "art"
                        He drew more than that, even professional works of art, but of course you are not qualified enough so i dont expect you to know this stuff.

                      • #189105
                        Anonymous
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                        >You don’t understand the perspective
                        Enough to see how he bonked up.
                        >Its already hard enough for experienced artists to judge a piece of art
                        Explain to me then how the perspective is not wrong in that image
                        >He drew more than that, even professional works of art,
                        Professional in the sense that he tried to make a living by it. But the man was poor as fuck, so obviously people weren’t really interested

                      • #189111
                        Anonymous
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                        >You don’t understand the perspective
                        scrote you don’t need to actually know anything about art to understand perspective, everyone understands perspective
                        And in Hitler’s painting the perspective is completely bonked up

                      • #189113
                        Anonymous
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                        Only in that one

      • #189072
        Anonymous
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        Funny because 20th century (((art))) was all about doing away with "restrictive" conventions of perspective, but when a goyim from a small town does it it´s suddenly a problem.

        • #189073
          Anonymous
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          If you’re going to break a rule you have to do it in a meaningful way. The incorrect perspective doesn’t add anything.

        • #189080
          Anonymous
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          If you practice art with objective criteria like realism, you can objectively suck it at. You can’t objectively suck at abstract art as there in no objective criteria.

        • #189124
          Anonymous
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          Despite what traditionalists would tell you, there IS a difference between artfully subverting conventions and just freaking up and drawing random shit.

      • #189074
        Anonymous
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        Art is now so shitty and devoid of skill that people look at this and say “Wtf why did they reject hitler from art school.”

        why do you think people go to school? The "garden gnomes" in academia rejected him because it wasn’t shit smeared on a canvas. And don’t start trying to tell me "garden gnomes" weren’t dominating Wiemar Germany positions of influence and power, even "garden gnomes" admit they did

        • #189075
          Anonymous
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          >Vienna Academy of Fine Arts
          >1908
          >Weimar garden gnomes
          meds

          • #189076
            Anonymous
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            No , I don’t have when and where hitler applied to be an artist memorized or even known, it doesn’t matter. But still the point stands, filthy garden gnomes ran europe and they waged a war to reinstate their power. Nice programmed 1-word response though.

            • #189078
              Anonymous
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              The academy he applied to was very conservative and didnt modernist experiments.
              Thats why Schiele didnt like it there and turned to Klimt for guidance instead.

        • #189077
          Anonymous
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          True, if the criteria for being accepted into the most prestigious art school in Vienna had been to be a bad painter, then Hitler would have excelled

        • #189082
          Anonymous
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          >why do you think people go to school?

          >be me
          >do additions and substractions
          >submit my paper to harvard
          >get rejected
          >wtf? arent schools to learn?

          • #189085
            Anonymous
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            You should’ve checked the "I’m a minority" box, they let those people in even if they’re clinically scrotebrained.

      • #189081
        Anonymous
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        The freaking stairs and the window…

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      • #189084
        Anonymous
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        People that dont realise how crappy this is in comparison to legit academical art of the time are either playing dumb because muh hitler or theyre absolutely tasteless troglodytes

        Sure this looks way better than anything most of you suckers could put out, but its amateurish and devoid of any technical foundation, literally 2D windows facing the viewer and others being halfway hidden inside a brick wall. The colours are the only halfway decent thing about it.

        […]
        why do you think people go to school? The "garden gnomes" in academia rejected him because it wasn’t shit smeared on a canvas. And don’t start trying to tell me "garden gnomes" weren’t dominating Wiemar Germany positions of influence and power, even "garden gnomes" admit they did

        Its about either being some surrealist pseud or youre an academic painter. Not that your point was in earnest

        • #189108
          Anonymous
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          Art brainlet here. Could you elaborate a bit more? What are the lines for? Are they supposed to intersect? Genuinely curious and eager to learn.

        • #189118
          Anonymous
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          >academical art
          Blow it out of your ass.
          The shit you garden gnomes produce is utterly worthless.
          This is quite good for a freaking amateur wanna be student.

          • #189122
            Anonymous
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            >The shit you garden gnomes produce is utterly worthless.
            Lmao. Ever seen the postcards of Paul Hey, portraying German folk songs? It’s not really spectacular, but even the nazis liked them so much they allowed him to continue working, even though he was half-gnomish

      • #189094
        Anonymous
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        Looks like his skills could’ve been honed by training

      • #189110
        Anonymous
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        This is heartbreaking. I feel like a mother seeing her child’s genuine attempt at succeeding in something and failing

      • #189116
        Anonymous
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        Still 10 times better than the garden gnomes of his time.

      • #189117
        Anonymous
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        This can be improved by just going to art school.

        • #189125
          Anonymous
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          They can’t polish a turd
          Maybe Hitler should’ve gone back to middle school art classes if he wanted to take the next step from there

      • #189120
        Anonymous
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        SOVL
        how can anyone look at this and bitch about it? it’s cosy and simple, none of the bullshit trappings of modern art and none of the pseudo-intellectual bullshit of realism autists who dilate when someone makes the windows 2 inches shorter than the standard

        • #189123
          Anonymous
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          I’m not even a garden gnome but I can’t look at the window being covered up by the stairs without feeling a twinge of disappointment. Just accept that Hitler was a crappy painter

    • #189069
      Anonymous
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      One could say from a certain perspective that he was a painter.

    • #189079
      Anonymous
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      Because for 4 years of his life he gave everything he had for the fatherland, only to have the November criminals steal it away

    • #189086
      Anonymous
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      He decided to paint the map

    • #189087
      Anonymous
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      ww1

    • #189088
      Anonymous
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      Because he didn’t bow down and accept their subversive ideals.
      If you see who they accepted you’ll understand nothing has changed, they only accept only useful idiots who are easy to control

      • #189089
        Anonymous
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        The left painting wasnt the one submitted for the entrance examination
        Youre just dishonest and a kvetching liar, much like the garden gnomes you hate.

        • #189092
          Anonymous
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          This

          stormscrotee are always self victimizing, histrionic garden gnomes

        • #189093
          Anonymous
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          what was submitted then

    • #189090
      Anonymous
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      He made his living for like, 3 years tracing postcards and selling them to tourists on the side of the road. He went to art school and they told him he would need to go back and finish high school, which he wasn’t keen on doing. They also told him that his real interest seemed to be less on art and more on architecture, and Hitler didn’t really disagree with them. However his interest in creative pursuits tapered off entirely as he became more politically involved, so it’s not like he missed any kind of calling, this entire discussion is just an excuse for dull cretins to bitch about modern art

    • #189091
      Anonymous
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      Reminder that Hitler never failed art school. When he submitted his paintings, the teacher said he had an eye for architectural studies and suggested he do that instead, so he switched to that course instead of painting. But he had to raise money for night classes to bump up his math score

    • #189095
      Anonymous
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      Art school would have been the preferable alternative

    • #189103
      Anonymous
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      he was much better at pest control

    • #189106
      Anonymous
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      Because he was better and politicking and speech-making. A LOT better.

    • #189107
      Anonymous
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      why didn’t you stick to beating your little clitty in mommies basement? waste of space fuckboy fuck this shit waste of space thread

    • #189109
      Ramrod1644
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      He was not all that bad.

    • #189112
      Anonymous
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      Churchill was a better painter

    • #189114
      Anonymous
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      Had to try and save the world from garden gnomes.
      But everyone started a war of brutal aggression against him.

    • #189115
      Anonymous
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      gassed by the eternal anglo

    • #189119
      Anonymous
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      he was a good architect and had an eye for constructing a realistic scene in his paintings but was not an artist in the sense that he painted things more literally than his gnomish professors would have liked

    • #189126
      Anonymous
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      The pay is shit. He was multi millionaire as a nazi leader.

    • #189127
      Anonymous
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      because fighting for your homeland and people is a more noble cause. You would never understand

    • #189128
      Anonymous
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      His paintings were boring. He should have just listened and studied architecture instead.

    • #189129
      Anonymous
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      maybe he went a little bit too wacky in eastern europe but how he handled weimar made him a hero.

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