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    • #131159
      Anonymous
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      Why did this never happen?

    • #131160
      Anonymous
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      Because every American attempt at invading Canada failed and after 1812 everyone realized that business was more important.

      • #131171
        Anonymous
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        this
        the modern world is controlled by corporations, national borders aren’t nearly as important as they used to be

    • #131161
      Anonymous
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    • #131162
      Anonymous
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      Canada’s our gay little sis that we’re kind of endeared to so we keep him around and tell everyone else to fuck off even if he is a scrote.

    • #131163
      Anonymous
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      Why? Canadians are our good friends. We even hang out on each other’s military bases and share a grid. They are our calmer siblings.

    • #131164
      Anonymous
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      What even are candians besides not americans?
      Thats all they tell you when you ask them.

      • #131165
        Anonymous
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        Guys who eat maple syrup, say "eh" and half of them speak french. They’re also more outwardly liberal but hate native americans far more than Americans do while being far less efficient at killing them and even being their bitch in the Canadian underworld.

        • #131176
          Anonymous
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          Tell me about that Canadian underworld part, please.

          • #131178
            Anonymous
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            The natives are among the most if not the most feared mafias in Canada. Unlike in America enough Natives lived to actually assert power though only really in the underworld since they were still disenfranchised. They also came from generally much more violent groups. There was a famous French Canadian gangster who was a professional wrestler as well. He was feared in Montreal until he crossed the native gangs. They just kicked his door in one night, emptied two machine guns in him and simply walked out the door. They also have a street gangs and have pushed the Italians out of a lot of crime in Canada. They really don’t have much to lose so they just don’t care.

        • #131182
          Anonymous
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          The only crimes natives commit are drunken misconduct and manslaughter. They have no part in organized crime outside of their own territories.

          • #131210
            Anonymous
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            Shows how uninformed you are of this.

            • #131226
              Anonymous
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              Nah you’re full of shit. I live here. Natives are too drunk and too stupid for organized crime.

              • #131227
                Anonymous
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                >I live in NYC therefore I know all the crime of the entire state and this city!
                I bet you don’t even know which gangs are in charge of which shitty areas.

                • #131228
                  Anonymous
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                  >I live in NYC therefore I know all the crime of the entire state and this city!
                  Well yes. Naturally you’d know more than some random fuck from somewhere else.

      • #131166
        Anonymous
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        They had a different beach at Normandy

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          Anonymous
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          • #131170
            Anonymous
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            I heard that in the early stages of planning all the beaches had fish codenames, goldfish, swordfish, ect.
            But the candians got ‘jellyfish’ and said there was no way in hell they were going to assault jellyfish beach, so they change all but two of the names.

            • #131194
              Anonymous
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              but jellyfish are woke af

          • #131211
            Anonymous
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            Can’t click on the flags

      • #131167
        Anonymous
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        Back in the day, a Canadian was a British or French settler in North America. Now, a Canadian is anyone who moves here and is granted the right papers. There’s probably millions of "Canadians-to-be" living in China and India right now!

      • #131172
        Anonymous
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        Take the most farthest left-wing parties of America, go a little bit farther left-wing than that, and you have the Canadian right-wing party. Canada are basically what would happen in America if all conservatives spontaneously disappeared overnight.

        • #131173
          Anonymous
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          Canada is basically "what if the Northeast, Great Lakes, and West Coast were unimpeded by the South"

          • #131174
            Anonymous
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            Yes, and as you can see, the results are disastrous.

            • #131216
              Anonymous
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              Seems woke af as fuck if you ask me

          • #131175
            Anonymous
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            most anglo canadians are descended from post revolutionary war loyalist immigrants, spiritual bootlickers

            • #131184
              Anonymous
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              nah most English speaking Canadians are descendants of Highland Scottish or Irish settlers from after the American war or from German and Slavic immigrants who arrived here in the late 19th or early 20th century. United Empire Loyalists really only settled in Southern Ontario and their descendants make up a very small percentage of Canadians today. Just a bunch of mutts like the US except a lot less dagos and blacks.

        • #131190
          Anonymous
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          Holy onions

      • #131204
        Anonymous
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        Anglo Canadians and French Canadians are "true" Canadians and have a unique culture. The government is importing pajeets and moonfaces en Masse for economic reasons though. I reckon Canadian will stop having a meaning behind it in a few decades.

      • #131222
        Anonymous
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        >What even are candians besides not americans?
        that’s the thing though, they are Americans, they’re just in denial(except for the Quebecois and natives, those guys managed not to get completely absorbed into our culture).

    • #131169
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      We like Canada more than they like us, they think we’re too unstable and violent. They also are one of the few countries that can have a legitimate claim to kicking our asses fair and square. I like em tbh

      • #131200
        Anonymous
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        England kicked our ass. Canada was a slave state at the time. Give credit where it’s due. Also, Canadians are hypocritical cringe save for the rural folk.

      • #131220
        Anonymous
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        Buddy, we didn’t beat the US. We held em off well enough, but that’s not necessarily an achievement, because the armed forces the US mobilised were an absolute *joke*.
        The ones who beat em were brits, hardass motherfuckers straight off the napoleonic wars.

    • #131177
      Anonymous
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      Canada was owned by Brits who were happy being owned by Brits
      By the time Canada branched off from Britain it was too late for annexation

    • #131179
      Anonymous
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      the British.

    • #131180
      Anonymous
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      We would sooner be colonized by China than let an American flag defile our soil.

      t. Proud Canadian and Trudeau voter

      • #131181
        Anonymous
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        We know

      • #131185
        Anonymous
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        I thought China was woke af and fighting globohomo?

        • #131213
          Anonymous
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          The globohomo is china’s life-source

      • #131196
        Anonymous
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        Don’t worry, you’ll get your wish soon enough

      • #131212
        Anonymous
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        >t. Proud Canadian and Trudeau voter

      • #131215
        Anonymous
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        Whatever you say Chang

      • #131217
        Anonymous
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        >hey guys you know what would be great?
        >a government that considers human rights to be one of the great threats to power

      • #131224
        Anonymous
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        woke af

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    • #131186
      Anonymous
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      It’s shocking to me so many Americans are so ignorant of their own history,

      There’s two main reasons,

      1) America DID try to invade Canada and got BTFO. Their White House was burned down.

      2) by the time America was strong enough to take Canada, Britain and its empire (including Canada) was by far the USA’s largest trading partner. So what economic logic would there be in invading Canada, in exchange for losing their biggest trading partner? The economic losses would be insane for a negligible gain

      • #131187
        Anonymous
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        >Their White House was burned down.
        Hahaha woke af.

      • #131189
        Anonymous
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        You also forgot the part where explorers in Canada went and established a series of border forts all the way to the Pacific before the Americans were able to. Alexander Mackenzie beat Lewis and Clark by about a decade. Similarly, the US had little to no claim or control over the Pacific coast as it was divided up through treaties between the Spanish and British who had been exploring it. It wasn’t until half a century later that the US was actually able to resolve their claim over the Pacific Northwest, which is why there’s a city named after George Vancouver in the middle of what’s now Washington state.

      • #131191
        Anonymous
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        >It’s shocking to me so many Americans are so ignorant of their own history
        >It’s weird it isn’t taught
        It’s not because we’re not taught, it’s because no one gives a shit. You monkeys all seem to think we don’t have any history classes over here.

    • #131193
      Anonymous
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      Better question, why didn’t we try to conquer Mexico instead?

      • #131195
        Anonymous
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        its full of mexicans, we only took the empty parts

        • #131197
          Anonymous
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          >its full of mexicans
          So is America now, we might as well annex the rest so we have a much, much tinier border to guard.

          • #131199
            Anonymous
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            Sure, and inherit all of Mexico’s problems, like we don’t have enough on our own. Shut up already.

            • #131201
              Anonymous
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              >Sure, and inherit all of Mexico’s problems
              Like?
              >the cartels
              Unlike Mexico, the US actually has the military force to end the problem
              >the corruption
              Because of the government system they have in place incentivizes it far, far more than under the US system
              >they’re out of money
              Yeah so is basically every US state, what’s a few more?

              • #131202
                Anonymous
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                >just use the military lol
                Do you people never learn?

              • #131206
                Anonymous
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                >Unlike Mexico, the US actually has the military force to end the problem
                Mexican military btfos the cartel literally every single time, scrotebrain. The cartel is obviously controlled, even normie dumbasses are aware

      • #131198
        Anonymous
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        It actually was considered, especially after the US captured Mexico City during the Mexican-American War, but Congress was against the idea of incorporating a nonwhite population into the country. Which is funny considering there were almost as many blacks in the south at that time as there were people in the entirety of Mexico.

        • #131203
          Anonymous
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          Better question, why didn’t we try to conquer Mexico instead?

          The problem is that they’d have to both decide between whether the new non white population would have equal rights to whites once given American citizenship, and also whether the new states made out of conquered Mexican territories would be slave states or not

          For a long time the big push was that for every free state a slave state had to be made to keep the balance equal.

          The existing conquered Mexican territories we’re all free states as a result of the Wilson prvoviso, which REALLY pissed off slave states. And the only reason it wasn’t a bigger issue is that the vast majority of the territories conquered were barely populated.

          If they’d conquered further south it’d have been a much bigger issue

      • #131214
        Anonymous
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        >why doesn’t America want more /poo/tards.

    • #131205
      Anonymous
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      Big business did not approve.

      • #131207
        Anonymous
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        Seriously, screw Big Business for not allowing Canada and the US to peacefully unite in the 1910s.

        • #131208
          Anonymous
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          >thinking that the US and Canada EVER could have peacefully united

          • #131209
            Anonymous
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            Laurier was constantly accused of trying to unite the two by the Conservatives, so it was taken seriously.

            A lot of it came from turn-of-the-century "muh Anglo-Saxon Racial Unity" talk, which was common in both countries at the time.

    • #131218
      Anonymous
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      Because after the debacle of 1812 there wasn’t really any pressing reason to. There was nothing in Canada that couldn’t be got through trade, they weren’t exactly a threat, so why bother then with freaking with the delicate state balance? the US had enough problems annexing the places it actually wanted, and which seemed way more valuable.

    • #131219
      Anonymous
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      Why indeed, Burger, why indeed?

    • #131221
      Anonymous
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      I don’t know if it’s still in the plans but iirc America is still vying for control over northern areas because of future artic trade lines
      Annexing certain parts of America’s hat (leafville) makes sense

    • #131223
      Anonymous
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      Americans were incapable of pulling it off

    • #131225
      Anonymous
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      Everything bad leads to liberals.

      At this point we need a wall. They arrest pastors there.

      • #131230
        Anonymous
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        >arresting liars is bad now
        Why are rightards so eager to supplicate themselves to the powers that be?

    • #131229
      Anonymous
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      Cause there is no reason for us to waste money on buying Canada

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