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January 3, 2021 at 12:38 am #57635
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January 3, 2021 at 12:39 am #57636
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GuestOne time I had blue berries and Brussels sprouts like a huge bow of each and I shit green and it smelled like scotch whisky
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January 3, 2021 at 2:53 am #57642
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Guestwow
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January 3, 2021 at 12:42 am #57637
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GuestMy poo usually smells like semen, not sure why though.
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January 3, 2021 at 12:45 am #57638
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GuestWhatever I ate before because I ripped one just as I opened this thread and it was a revolting sulfurous one
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January 3, 2021 at 12:49 am #57639
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GuestWhite bean soup cooked with ham hocks, a side of sauerkraut, fruit cocktail and milk after drinking 8-12 beers.
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January 3, 2021 at 1:04 am #57640
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January 3, 2021 at 1:18 am #57641
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GuestBroccoli and cheddar soup. If you’re in an elevator with me 4-5 hours after I’ve had a bowl you’ll be tearing at the steel door with bloody stumps for fingers as you try to escape.
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January 3, 2021 at 2:54 am #57643
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Guestundercooked flour
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January 3, 2021 at 2:59 am #57644
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GuestThere’s two jimmy johns in town and the one closest to me gives me the jimmy squirts. I’ve recreated this many times over the years and still haven’t learned.
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January 3, 2021 at 3:00 am #57645
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Guesthot wings bonus after a bunch of beers
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January 3, 2021 at 3:02 am #57646
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GuestCrab
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January 3, 2021 at 3:03 am #57647
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GuestMy Spicey daddy salad.
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January 3, 2021 at 3:24 am #57650
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GuestLet’s here it gay boy
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January 3, 2021 at 3:28 am #57651
Anonymous
GuestI assume you mean *hear* and I’m not gay.
>half a giant tub of spring mix from Kroger
>half a bottle of Ken’s creamy Caesar dressing
>half a bottle of Ken’s light creamy Caesar dressing
>two entire bags of croutons, preferably garlic and cheese or the Olive Garden ones
>half a bottle of bacon bits
>can of shredded chicken marinaded in Texas Pete’s hotter than hot sauce and ghost pepper sauce
>crunched up dried onions
Mix it all together after having a few bourbon on and comes and the entire next day I’ll be pooping straight up undigested leaves and it’ll smell like a ripe carcass
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January 3, 2021 at 3:04 am #57648
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GuestWhite Castle
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January 3, 2021 at 3:05 am #57649
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GuestBumping for survival. I’m graduating college in a few weeks and want to drop a final horrific shit in the bathroom next to the professor everyone hates
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January 3, 2021 at 4:16 am #57653
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GuestEggs
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January 3, 2021 at 4:37 am #57654
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Guest>Made deviled egg potato salad and bacon-wrapped stuffed jalapeños for dinner one night.
>May have been during early days of EpicMealTime
>Also knocked back 10 Miller High Lives over the evening.
>Have sex with wife
>Decide to take shower together before sleeping
>The motion and food and now warm shower has loosened my body enough to relax.
>We had a shower wand in that bathroom
>Wife was washing her hair
>I was spraying the soap out my butt and back legs
>Feels like I got punched by Mike Tyson in the gut for a few seconds
>Wand is directly spraying butthole when I farted directly into the stream.
>The fart was like a cool 8 seconds, but the combination of the water stream amplified it and the hot water boosted the smell by at least two or three times in a steamy room
>Wife starts laughing at first, still washing suds out of hair.
>Laughter turns into revolt and gagging
>The gagging turns into heavy dry heaving 10 seconds
>She ends up vomiting in the shower and I was in front.
>Have iron stomach, but can’t handle vomit that I’m standing in while drunk
>Vomit all in front of the shower
>Standing in what could be a horror movie scene
>Steamy sulfur from the eggs, burning from the peppers, and mine has over a 1/2 gallon of cheap domestic beer
>And that is why I don’t fart directly in the showerhead or eat potato salad with beer anymore.-
January 3, 2021 at 4:47 am #57655
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January 3, 2021 at 4:51 am #57656
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GuestGuaranteed combo, Ive had the misfortune of doing this before. The combo is a great night in terms of drinking/flavor though:
>A huge amount of cheap beer, I would recommend at least 12 beers
>1-4 shots of whiskey depending on how much you can drink and still be able to eat
>4 pepperoni pizza hot pockets, it’s important you add a lot of hot sauce to each bite. Im talking 10-20 tablespoons of hot sauce per pocket
>A box of sone gummy candy, I would recommend gushersThe next day will suck and the smell will make you vomit
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January 3, 2021 at 6:22 am #57659
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GuestKonjac noodles bonked me UP. Farts are freaking rancid and continuous for like 2 hours. No stomach pain but I didn’t know I could produce so much gas. Still fucks with them though, just can’t eat them at work or anything.
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January 3, 2021 at 6:41 am #57661
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Guestwtf is that white shit around the edge..disgusting
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January 3, 2021 at 6:46 am #57662
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GuestIt’s a form of edible dry mold. The same stuff you’d find on cheeses like brie and camembert.
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January 3, 2021 at 8:33 am #57665
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GuestIt’s a form of edible dry mold. The same stuff you’d find on cheeses like brie and camembert.
Nah that shit’s just a wrapper, the real salami has the mold, but cheaper ones just have a white wrapper like that which you can peel off. I had one just like that the other day
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January 3, 2021 at 6:48 am #57663
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January 3, 2021 at 8:30 am #57664
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GuestFettuccine alfredo reliably gives me parmesquirts (made the og way not with cream). Seems to come in multiple waves too for some reason. Got some pecorino and fettuccine, might go for a shitter day tomorrow
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January 3, 2021 at 8:36 am #57666
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GuestCream of mushroom soup with seared beef slices and Mr. Pibb.
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