What’s your excuse for not going to the club to get some pussy tonight?

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    • #84866
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What’s your excuse for not going to the club to get some pussy tonight?

    • #84867
      The Red Barron
      Guest

      Have you ever been with a woman with a large vagina? It’s freaking terrible

      • #84870
        Anonymous
        Guest

        then you fuck the anus

        • #84871
          Anonymous
          Guest

          That’s not any better.

        • #84879
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >tf
          >tp
          what a surprise

        • #84883
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Poop comes from the butt

          • #85110
            Anonymous
            Guest

            And that’s a good thing. :^)
            Checked.

        • #84897
          The Red Barron
          Guest

          True, but not as enjoyable

          It’s great when you find someone that isn’t a nasty whore and can just eat them out first date

          Ugh, I hate prostitutes

          • #84915
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >t. cold sore corey

        • #85136
          Anonymous
          Guest

          parasites.
          this is why you have homosexual thoughts but get around it by fapping to chud porn to trick the parasite

      • #84912
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Tfw I have a big dick and basically do a 360 and walk away if she has a tiny innie vag

        • #84924
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This, tight pussy is extremely overrated.

          • #84994
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Girls post here?

            • #85097
              Anonymous
              Guest

              They do, Mostly in sex threads weirdly enough

        • #84964
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You would end up in the same direction dumbfuck

          • #84974
            Anonymous
            Guest

            You need to be atleast 18yrs old to post here

          • #85087
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Bangs has bite

            • #85112
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >Bangs
              It’s 3angs, dumbass

        • #84998
          Anonymous
          Guest
      • #84980
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This, I’ll literally stop the whole process and ruin the vibe if she has a gross vag and I’m not sorry at all.

      • #84986
        Anonymous
        Guest

        And now you know why, your father didn’t suck vaginas

      • #85044
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yes. He’s right, it is freaking terrible.

    • #84868
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Your mums coming over

    • #84869
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You tell us, you’re the one posting and not in the club.

      • #84874
        Anonymous
        Guest

        How do you know I’m not already here, fren?

        • #84887
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Bullshit yourself if you have to, don’t bullshit us.
          We know better than that.

        • #85099
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Because you are a massive scrote

    • #84872
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Drunk people disgust me

      • #84885
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This.

    • #84873
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My pussy is sleeping beside me while I shitpost

      • #84900
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Can’t tell if you’re trying to say you have a detachable pussy or that you have a gf that’s cheering on your daily shitposting.
        Either of the two is cool though, so in the end it doesn’t really matter.

        • #84920
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Pregnant fiancé sleeping beside me, not cheering me on persay, but she’s about to get some of the ol surprise sex

          • #85092
            Anonymous
            Guest

            All fiancés are male, per se

    • #84875
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You literally gave us four on your pic scrotebrain

    • #84876
      Anonymous
      Guest

      why would you want to spend money to hear a woman drone on and on and on and on about nothing

    • #84877
      Anonymous
      Guest

      noice

      • #84894
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >When I was about to mention the same freaking thing but was taking too long "inner monologue" formatting of my post
        >..

      • #84910
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Look at that tummy and hips though hnggg.
        10/10 would use alias and fill full of cum.

      • #85123
        Anonymous
        Guest

        These pics remind me why I hate nightlife.

      • #85130
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >mfw

    • #84878
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s degenerate and brings shame to both you and the whore

      • #84909
        Sage
        Guest

        This. Whoremongers be damned.

        A man should not lie with a woman he is not willing to breed with. And a man should not breed with a woman he’s not willing to die for.

      • #84943
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >flag
        Implying either could get any additional shame.

    • #84880
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s easier for me to sit at home swiping through tinder until I find a girl with something like "will fuck for weed/meth/xanax" etc in her bio. The same type of girls are at the club.

      • #85063
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I live on the outskirts of Brisbane CBD, the only women on tinder are yellow cunts and poos. I’m not attracted to either but when I’m really desperate I’ll let one come over and like my poopyhole and suck me off.

        You have to make sure they swallow proper, a mate of mine saw one yellow cunt spit his cum into a freaking piss jar. I’m not a paranoid cunt but the fuck was she going to do with a small jar of cum spit?

    • #84881
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I got some this morning
      Also:

      • #84917
        Anonymous
        Guest

        kek, so true

      • #84959
        Anonymous
        Guest

        LOL

      • #85014
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Those were 500$ sunglasses poopyhole.

        • #85045
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Lol

      • #85074
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Not November yet…Any mouth in a club,amirite??

      • #85090
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >:
        but goro fucks the best trust me

    • #84882
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m not vaccinated

      • #85055
        Garayyy WuMao
        Guest

        That would explain Canucks

    • #84884
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m 40 and married, already got that out of my system in my 20s.

      Also, why don’t you post a more compelling picture? Those women aren’t even attractive. Is this really the type of shit you see in clubs now?

      • #84899
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Also, why don’t you post a more compelling picture?
        Only single ugly bitches go clubbing

    • #84886
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i see the folly in trying to gain happiness via sensual pleasure

    • #84888
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Oh idk.

    • #84889
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I swipe and girls come to me, but like a normal dude I live with my girlfriend I fuck daily for 5 years obviously

      • #84999
        Anonymous
        Guest

        > 5 years
        > fuck daily
        Top kek. Sure you do mate.

        • #85047
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yeah that’s what happens when you tell them if they start to say no to sex you will leave, and she knows you could have another girl falling on your cock within the week

          Need to have standards for your relationships

    • #84890
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >club pussy

    • #84891
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Kill, kill, fuck
      None are worth marrying

    • #84892
      Anonymous
      Guest

      gross

    • #84893
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #84895
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i have a gf and im not a degenerate

      • #84914
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >is engaging in sex outside of marriage for no purpose (in the natural sense)
        >is forcing his sex friend that happens to be a girl ..to be on birth control while her limited child-bearing years waste away
        >Thinks he’s not a degenerate
        >…

        • #84929
          Anonymous
          Guest

          She doesn’t take birth control
          Also, don’t start taking the position that having a girlfriend is in the same level as sleeping around, because i know we both know this is not the case.

      • #85012
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >is engaging in sex outside of marriage for no purpose (in the natural sense)
        >is forcing his sex friend that happens to be a girl ..to be on birth control while her limited child-bearing years waste away
        >Thinks he’s not a degenerate
        >…

        She doesn’t take birth control
        Also, don’t start taking the position that having a girlfriend is in the same level as sleeping around, because i know we both know this is not the case.

        […]
        […]
        KYS

        Having a GF isnt degenerate. No one should rush into having kids straight away.
        Agree the pill isnt a good thing

        This fox charter isnt me BTW

        • #85028
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >This fox character isnt me BTW
          >…
          >Thinks I would ever be mistaken for anyone else
          >…

    • #84896
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Id rather catch a buzz and relax in solitude.
      I hate people.

      • #85035
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yes. A small group of friends is also nice. I like some club type people and yeah sometimes it’s cool to go out, but overall most people are trash

    • #84898
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I hate women.

    • #84901
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I was last night.

    • #84902
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i am not a degenerate piece of shit

    • #84903
      Anonymous
      Guest

      feel socially awkward.
      people staring.
      cant talk without leaning down to someones face level or ear and yelling
      >HI I LIKE YOUR SHIRT
      greaseball fauxhawk fuckers with affliction tshirts
      >YO sis YO MY BMW sis YO YO

      nope not even once. much rather whack off.

    • #84904
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I don’t like to drink and drive
      I have herpes
      Women are disgusting whores

      • #84956
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >I have herpes
        Lmao you actually think anyone in a club doesn’t?

    • #84905
      Anonymous
      Guest

      One of the few times I went to a club was in the service. I am a white man, born and raised in the North, stationed in Texas. The first time I went to a strip club, I was one of the few white boys in the group of friends. I found that black women flock like moth to a flame of a white chad. What I didn’t expect was the heat from siss jealous. The amount of estrogen that leaked from black men saying things like "fuck is you doin wit that white boy" or "fuck with a real sis" was incredible. I learned almost overnight that bagging a black stripper qt is the number 1 way to create black male seethe.

    • #84906
      Anonymous
      Guest

      wow i can’t imagine wanting to fuck any of them

    • #84907
      Anonymous
      Guest

      https://i.imgur.com/vh3LiQG.gif

      quit drinking. got to play around with some gen 3 night vision tonight. as anon told me, you will see ufos even more often with good night vison. saw 20 movers tonight. a few were weird too.

      never trust the zog gov and look up more at night. I think a breakaway civ happened.

      • #85062
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This is /poo/, not LULZ. Take your meds.

    • #84908
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >80% of the population in the West has abandoned any higher philosophical ideal in order to live their life drudging away for corporate overlords, engaging in self-destructive hedonism ruining their own psychological and social well being, and engaging in status disputes / monkey level dominance rituals regarding resource hoarding, job status, and “self-improvement”

      >Don’t worry guys I have a solution

      >”LOL JUST GO TO A CLUB SO YOU CAN FUCK A BUNCH OF PROSTITUTES YOU PAY VIA ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES YOU INCEL NERDS LOL”

    • #84911
      Anonymous
      Guest

      not a big fan of women

      • #84919
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Checks flag
        >He probably thinks all women have penises
        >…

    • #84913
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m a bald manlet.

    • #84916
      Anonymous
      Guest

      No club where I live. Besides that I have to feed the animals in the morning.

    • #84918
      Anonymous
      Guest

      HPV and condoms are both lame.

    • #84921
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I don’t want to fuck some vapid whore and I’d rather be home with my wife who’s only ever been with me?

      • #84931
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >?
        Kek

    • #84922
      Anonymous
      Guest

      s a g e
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      f
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    • #84923
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >2021
      >Chasing the vaginal garden gnome
      no underage posters plz

    • #84925
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because I want to drink a 4 pack of Budweisers and blast Smashing Pumpkins by myself?

      • #84933
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Woke af

        • #84962
          Anonymous
          Guest

          https://i.imgur.com/vip94UC.gif

          (DRUM CRESCENDO)
          THE IMPOSSIBLE IS POSSIBLE
          TONIGHT TONIGHT
          BELIEVE IN ME AS I BELIEVE IN YOU
          TONIGHT TONIGHT

    • #84926
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I don’t like dark meat. Pink buttholes only.

    • #84927
      Anonymous
      Guest

      lockdowns and plus, i don’t like drinking alcohol

    • #84928
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Also I’m 6’4” white with green eyes and high cheekbones I bet I mog the living shit out of you, but I prefer the norm Macdonald route and don’t live my life dictated by holes which are weekly penetrated and inseminated by different docks

    • #84930
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i can beat off for free and not get a DUI on the way home

    • #84932
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I went ti the club and got pussy all the time. Some of the time it was only face and mouth but it was warm and wet so same same.
      However that when I was mildly degenerate. Now I’m ready to settle down with a trad wife.
      The political implications of this are immense because Im now after having ridden the pussy carousel, am more aware of what is killing society and I want to use my political skills to help

      • #84944
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why expect a trad wife if you are just as promiscuous as the women you don’t want to be in a long term relationship with?

        • #85000
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Im trying to hide my history. Im fully subscribed to being not a degenerate anymore.

    • #84934
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My friends are out of town or traveling or gay and busy. How do i get more friends Lockdown set my autism back

    • #84935
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Herpes related encephalitis that causes life long bipolar syndrome and dissociation and fungal infections that control the mind.

      Thats probably why

    • #84936
      Anonymous
      Guest

      they all been shut for 18months

    • #84937
      Anonymous
      Guest

      yeah pol why arent you catchin’ sum muthafuckin PUSS

    • #84938
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I did this shit 10-15 years ago. I aged out. Looking back I wish I just started a family earlier. Getting fresh pussy for a night is overrated. It’s a quick ego booster, but that’s about it.

      • #84948
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’m going through this now. I would like however to hang out more in comfier places or just drink in a more lively environment

    • #84939
      Anonymous
      Guest

      There is nothing redeeming about any girl you will meet at the club anon. Once you fuck a few you will realize they are vapid soul draining creatures.
      Meet women in non degenerate activities and there you might find a women worthy of being a mother.

    • #84940
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m married, have two children, and the nearest club is an hour away because I choose to live rural. Honestly going to one of those places sounds awful.

    • #84941
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      Take your meds

      • #84955
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >..serves me right for giving non whites one atom of respect.. when will stop making that silly mistake
        >..

        • #84967
          Anonymous
          Guest

          take.
          your.
          meds.

    • #84942
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I go to the gym at night

    • #84945
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I live in a house full of college girls

    • #84946
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I just asked my wife. She said No.

      • #84970
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Thats ok, her boyfriend will handle that for you!! Play some video games and relax

    • #84947
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Rotten byzantine satan skank cunt is a disease to be avoided.

    • #84949
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The ghost of hitler is giving me til monday to finish. My 1488th reading of mein kampf or he will make my mother die in her sleep.

      • #84966
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Godspeed, anon.

      • #85066
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Hope you make it anon.

      • #85119
        Anonymous
        Guest

        i would like to upvote that

    • #84950
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I have zero game.
      I can only buy hookers even though I’m tall, fit, and well off.

      • #85070
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Where do guys get hookers these days? Only on the street in sketchy parts of town or where??

    • #84951
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Just left the hospital with another white baby,
      We’re all gonna make it

    • #84952
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #84953
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I like not having AIDS or a UTI

    • #84954
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Been there, done that. More for the young guys.

    • #84957
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I have a phone and I can order better quality and cleaner pussy like it’s pizza. And I’ll get what I pay for too.

    • #84958
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Early church in the morning, you degenerate.

    • #84960
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Im an incel

      • #84968
        Anonymous
        Guest

        More like a volcel since you’re consciously choosing not to try getting laid.

    • #84961
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      >Checks flag
      >He probably thinks all women have penises
      >…

      >is engaging in sex outside of marriage for no purpose (in the natural sense)
      >is forcing his sex friend that happens to be a girl ..to be on birth control while her limited child-bearing years waste away
      >Thinks he’s not a degenerate
      >…

      >When I was about to mention the same freaking thing but was taking too long "inner monologue" formatting of my post
      >..

      KYS

      • #84969
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >…
        >*monkey sounds*
        >..

        • #85010
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Lol did you recently freaking snap or something?
          Regardless, solid kek

    • #84963
      Anonymous
      Guest

      im a skinny white dude

    • #84965
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because one of the boys is getting married in 3 weeks so we rented a sweet cabin in the mountains and have just been getting trashed and enjoying the Rockies for his bachelor party weekend

    • #84971
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Clubs are apparently full of spics and guidas. This club in Joysie?

      • #84984
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >bright ass logo on image bottom right
        >"Lio™ Club restaurant cabaret"
        >Ibiza
        >…
        >Meanwhile other anons are spotting cellulite on their armpits

        • #84985
          Anonymous
          Guest

          seek help, obnoxious scrotebrain

        • #84988
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The cellulite and hairy arms are fairly distracting

          • #85006
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I actually like girls with hairy forearms. It’s a fetish of mine.

            • #85015
              Anonymous
              Guest
              • #85032
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I feel no shame. A like a little fuzz on my peaches.

                • #85039
                  Anonymous
                  Guest
                  • #85051
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Both wheat and arm hair shimmer gold in the late afternoon sun.

                    • #85072
                      Anonymous
                      Guest
                      • #85083
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Return to monke.

            • #85023
              Anonymous
              Guest

              https://i.imgur.com/4ixw21A.gif

              Stranger proclivities have been mentioned

        • #85029
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Didn’t need to look closer than the tanning booth skin and urban med trash style to know I’ll pass. I have seen enough clones of these whores vomit into their $1,000.00 handbags on Long Island to last a lifetime.

    • #84972
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You can find me in da club
      Bottle full of bub
      Big titty latina on my nuts like Jeb
      Go shorty it’s your bday

    • #84973
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What the point?

    • #84975
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Hate whores and scrotes that’s why.

    • #84976
      Anonymous
      Guest

      a thread full of scrote COPERS LOLLLLL

    • #84977
      Anonymous
      Guest

      BECAUSE IM NOT A freaking DEGENERATE.

      >just go get trashed & hook up with random slags
      desperate attempt for human connection
      empty. pathetic.

    • #84978
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Having sex with random human parasites is totally woke af. Dont worry about disease or anything.
      >Just be a scrote.

    • #84979
      Anonymous
      Guest

      clubs are literally closed bro
      got drunk with friends tho

    • #84981
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I do not want to participate in a ritual leading to the collapse of western civillization.

      • #84990
        Anonymous
        Guest
    • #84982
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Women these days are disgusting whores, and those are the only kind that go to "clubs".

    • #84983
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m not going to get the garden gnome jab.

      Especially not for vaxxed bitchez.

      They will all be gone anyway soon.

    • #84987
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Shit in your hand and eat it, shill scrote.

      =

      LISTEN UP EVERYONE:

      MASS SHOOTINGS ARE THE LANGUAGE OF THE UNHEARD.

      https://youtu.be/N0sb1SZxCAs

      THAT IS ALL.

      =

    • #84989
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This used to be all the rage back in the early 2010s. Now? Tinder and all these dating apps reign supreme. It’s become normal to just treat human beings as if they weren’t really there because they aren’t. All this digital shit has destroyed our ability to interact with eachother.

      • #84993
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Its sad, and people app have dehumanized us, and trivialized sex.
        Its bonked.

      • #85027
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Isn’t Tinder like only for Chads, who hogs almost ALL the girls there?!

        • #85041
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Tinder is a self-marketing platforms.
          The guys who bullshit best (photoshop, sweettalk etc) get all the pussy.

        • #85058
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I dont want any woman on that whore platform
          >t. 6’1" chad

          • #85073
            Anonymous
            Guest

            They are all on it scrotebrain, I have probably bonked half the women in your family

        • #85067
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Depends on your level of chad but pretty much. You can still get pussy if you are smart though. If you get good at tinder you can create situations where you show up for a drink at their place and then take them straight to bed. Did this last weekend. Problem is I can’t get 10’s max I can get is a 7. I have some chad qualities and some virgin qualities, we all do.

          Photos > Game > Height > Income > Job Title

          1) Get a decent profile
          2) Try harder to be witty and fun to speak to
          3) Earn enough to live independently and drive
          4) Have a career. not a job

          If you follow my advice you will get guaranteed pussy within 28 days. If you can’t do any of the things on that list they will think of you as less than a man. You must not allow this to happen. If you are getting bad results and wondering why; refer back to my 4 points. If you still aren’t getting any luck then you should be doing research on self-improvement and trying to find an answer to this stuff rather than just festering alone and thinking you will magically meet a woman one day and things will work out. They won’t get the fuck off your ass and do something about it.

    • #84991
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Much rather get drunk with the boys on a camping trip. Front holes are annoying at best and life ruining at worst.

    • #84992
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Autism.
      Hate women.

      • #84995
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why would autism prevent you from going to the club

        • #84997
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Clubs freaking suck.
          You sit there and are waiting for a task, while trying not to drink so much in boredom that you black out

          • #85009
            Anonymous
            Guest

            You’re not supposed to just sit and drink silly. You’ve gotta go to the dance floor expose yourself to the ladies, grind a bit, confidently grab them, make out etc. it’s lots of fun when you do it right.

            • #85021
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I’ve been to a lot of different clubs. Can sing and dance and all that.
              Still lame. It’s like a breeding ground for tetanus and epilepsy.

          • #85031
            Anonymous
            Guest

            It’s still much better than online (including Tinder) dating.

            • #85036
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Just because everything sucks doesn’t mean clubs don’t suck

    • #84996
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Vaccine mandates

    • #85001
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I am married. But even if not why bother going to a club to pick up a whore? Wouldn’t I just buy one online to save me time? Not that I ever would, but you get my point, right OP?

    • #85002
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Couldn’t compete with the black dudes. Every time I think I hooked some slut some rando scrote would just interject with some stupid opener and girl quickly loses interest in me while I’m just there as she turns attention towards him. Feels bad man.

    • #85003
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I hate going out, dancing, and women.

    • #85004
      Anonymous
      Guest

      While I usually spend Saturday’s by myself, I spend Friday night cruising through the more lively parts of town on my road bike. I work from home these days so being around the bright lights and people really helps. Would it be degenerate to run into a bar and grab a beer?

    • #85005
      Using voice to text
      Guest

      Pussy you get in a club is most likely no different than a prostitute
      All the good pussy is online Facebook and so on

    • #85007
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I did that in college, all it got me was an expensive bill at the end of the night and a hangover next day
      t. I’m not Chad and I’m not larping like 2/3 of this thread

    • #85011
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My wife would find out

    • #85013
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Why is your excuse for not going to the club to get some pussy tonight?
      Marriage.

    • #85016
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My wife would get pissed.

    • #85018
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I freaking hate clubs. It’s easier to meet women at dive bars

    • #85020
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My pussy is cooking up her shrimp skewers while Im in the living room watching UFC 266 co main.

    • #85025
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My wife’s boyfriend is over tonight.

    • #85026
      Anonymous
      Guest

      full time pussy on tap from the mrs

    • #85033
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Bc, it’s too easy. It got boring.

    • #85034
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m happily married memeflag scrote

    • #85037
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Married with a kid, I am too old for that shit, doubt I could stand being near the thots and how they act these days unless I was feeding them drugs for a quick fuck.

    • #85038
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Cause I got enough pussy at home.

    • #85040
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Latina skanks

      I’m married to a white woman now anon. The tinas sucked me dry already

    • #85043
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #85052
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That gave Tom Cullen a hearty chuckle, yes it did.

    • #85046
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #85053
        Anonymous
        Guest

        UP IN THE CLUB

      • #85068
        Anonymous
        Guest

        UP IN THE CLUB

    • #85048
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because I’m not a simp

    • #85049
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I am married and currently raising white children, and have to get up for church in the morning.

    • #85050
      Anonymous
      Guest

      no interest in some dumb, stinking whore’s bacterial holes

    • #85056
      Anonymous
      Guest

      In Soviet Russia pussy goes to the club to get me

    • #85057
      Anonymous
      Guest

      After you have bonked so many and understand all cunt is the same..there is no real point.

    • #85059
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Playing fighting games with the bois and drinking a 40 =]

    • #85060
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’ve never met any of my ex girlfriends at a club. I don’t want a girlfriend that goes to clubs anyway. I could use some pussy right now

    • #85064
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My wife would say no 🙁

    • #85065
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because I live in Wyoming.

    • #85071
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m old and don’t care anymore
      You will be here one day

    • #85075
      Anonymous
      Guest

      For real though ,if you are decent looking and tall and drink just a little bit to lose the social awkwardness of a typical polcdm ,you should’t have any type of trouble picking up girls in clubs

    • #85076
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I don’t even wanna do the club shit, i just wanna go straight to asking her for sex, fuck useless dates, bars, clubs, if she wants to fuck let’s just do it and cut out the middle man

    • #85077
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Clubs are shut down by health mandates

    • #85078
      Anonymous
      Guest

      All I really need is myself and God

    • #85080
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i’m married, unvaxxed and ready to sell my sperm!

    • #85081
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I don’t want a cum dumpster I want a wife

    • #85082
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I find the very idea of hookup culture and promiscuity revolting.

    • #85085
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m married.

    • #85086
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Covid

    • #85089
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How so you talk to a woman OP?
      Can you give me some tips

      • #85091
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Your hot, let’s fuck

        Works for me

        • #85095
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Ok I just tried it.
          Got escorted out by security

          • #85098
            Anonymous
            Guest

            https://i.imgur.com/8PnXpya.gif

            Just keep self improving until that line works, then you have made it

            Anything else is gnomish lies

            • #85108
              Anonymous
              Guest

              That’s kinda vague

              • #85109
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Level up all your stats until it works
                Life is literally exactly the same as a video game

                • #85111
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Ah ok.
                  How do I level by luck stat?

                  • #85113
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    https://i.imgur.com/jPZhUo2.gif

                    Luck is a calculated stat woke af on the sum of all your other stats

                    • #85115
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      Can you tell me what stats there are and how I can improve them?
                      I want to min/max my life

                      • #85124
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        It’s basically just DnD without dex mate

                        Optimise your people skills (don’t talk about yourself or anything you want to talk about, basically. Either talk about the other person or start a commentary on what is going on around you and ask for opinions) ,

                        confidence (which is actually just not giving a fuck, can you go up to a random person in the street embarass yourself and not care),

                        fitness health and diet (not being a fat ass, having low enough body fat that your face becomes hot),

                        and intelligence

                        Optimise those 4 and a high salary and bitches fall into your lap

                        Pic related is 25% bmi to 5% bmi same guy

                      • #85125
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        But I don’t care about women or money.
                        Is there another, better incentive out there?

                      • #85126
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        More about being healthy and empowered so you can do whatever you want, women and money are just examples

        • #85096
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This unironically.
          If a chick is interested then its always a sure thing.

    • #85093
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >going to the club
      Way overrated.
      Besides too much scrotes and trannies as well.

      • #85116
        Anonymous
        Guest

        that is bonked up

    • #85094
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My wife and I are spending the weekend at the lake fishing and camping for my birthday weekend. Thats why. I’m in a tent right now with a wife and a dog curled up with me. Fuck the city and what you enjoy.

    • #85101
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m a woke af Christian who’s waiting ’till marriage.

    • #85102
      Anonymous
      Guest

      posting rehashed frogs/wojaks and calling people that make me seethe trannies is more important than going to the club

    • #85103
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Why is your excuse for not going to the club to get some pussy tonight?
      My wife is asleep and on her period

      • #85105
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Get her pregnant or get her on implanon mid wit

        • #85114
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Get her pregnant
          My 3rd child, second son, is 7 months old.

          • #85117
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Periods aren’t fun for anyone
            If you aren’t going to get her pregnant again soon get her on implanon

    • #85104
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I am fat.
      I stumble on my words.
      Better to just stay home.

      Extra comfy tonight.
      Got some nice chocolate milk.
      Hanging out with my cat and watching movies.
      Feels good.

      • #85107
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >I am fat
        >chocolate milk
        Why do you do this to yourself

        • #85127
          Anonymous
          Guest

          https://i.imgur.com/hujesDs.gif

          I stopped caring about life after the great reset started.
          I still have hope cause I know we have God on our side.
          But at the same time, I know that tmrw isn’t promised.
          Therefore I will live in the moment for as long as possible.

          • #85129
            Anonymous
            Guest

            It’s probably not going to happen anon

    • #85106
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Teen Titans original is a good show.

    • #85118
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m a decade older than the average club-goer and really don’t want to be "that guy".

    • #85120
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Disgusting.

    • #85121
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Women smell losers meters away. It would be a waste of time. If I go to a club is to get drunk, get high and enjoy the music, I don’t even care about the women.

    • #85122
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Why is your excuse for not going to the club to get some pussy tonight?

      You have five senses – sight, hearing, smell, touch and taste.
      The club is dark, you can’t see properly. The club is so freaking loud you have to shout to communicate. The club is so crowded you’re overwhelmed with scents and constant bustle. You’re drinking so your taste is bonked as well as all your other senses.
      So if you’re going to select a partner, the club is quite literally the least favourable environment for you to do so. Unless you want to wake up next to a whale laying in a pool of her own vomit.

    • #85128
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Already got my dick sucked and my girl is sleeping. Can’t imagine going back to that shit again

    • #85131
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The garden gnomes

    • #85132
      Anonymous
      Guest

      because white women just want to get raped by scrotes and indians who smear poo on themselves. they don’t have any self respect.
      but they never ask them for a relationship, or get married or impregnate them. they just use them as slaves.

    • #85133
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because a nut is a nut, and these superficial whores aren’t good for anything more than a nut. No chance of catching STD’s by having a fap either. Costs me literally nothing, where trying to date one of these girls would cost me $100-$200 each date. Probably cheaper to just buy a whore, vanity and peer approval is the only reason to seek validation chasing night club whores.

    • #85134
      Anonymous
      Guest

      freaking gross

    • #85135
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I live in Melbourne, daddy governor won’t let me out of my cuckshed.

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