35yo+ people, what was it like to grow up in a world before universal internet hardcore porn?

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    • #110798
      Anonymous
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      What was it like to grow up in a world where you weren’t exposed to hardcore porn at 9 years old?

    • #110799
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i don’t know

      finding hardcore porn at 12 years old was pretty cool though

    • #110800
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You just used your imagination more and were sometimes wrong about how it worked.

      • #110901
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I can still jack off without porn. I just imagine something or remember past sex. I also find I can entertain myself and don’t need to watch tv or a movie. Losing imagination must suck, it’s like the first thing we learn as kids. Now they won’t believe anything unless they are told it by a teacher via a screen or if they see it on a screen at home. This is probably by design.

        • #110976
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I still remember when I was 15 at a friend’s house and his sister who was 14 sliding her pants zipper up and down and posing up against me when my friend was busy doing some shit on his windows 98 PC lmao. Still makes me cum buckets to this day.

          • #110981
            Anonymous
            Guest

            my friends sister was experimenting on me lol. Like she was was deliberately bend over and look over her shoulder on my reaction (I was 9).

    • #110801
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You had to spend all your time looking for it.

      • #110907
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >You had to spend all your time looking for it.
        This. While searching for it found many other things along the way.

      • #111063
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >You had to spend all your time looking for it.
        This. While searching for it found many other things along the way.

        flipping back and fourth from channel 56 to 57 to possibly get a brief glimpse of a titty haha

        • #111069
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Same. My TV had like 0.1 seconds of clarity before the scrambling totally kicked in. I would just spam the back button and go back and forth betweem cinimax and playboy. Sometimes both would have titties at the same time so I was bouncing back and forth between glimpses of 2 shitty softcore porn scenes.

        • #111100
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The first few generations used a physical key. We cracked every one of them with magnets or paper clips.

    • #110802
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Are you talking about the 50s?
      Because that definitely doesn’t apply to the 80s or 90s.

      • #110811
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Because that definitely doesn’t apply to the 80s or 90s.

        i miss the good old days of scaning all the satelites and watching hardcore movies

        • #110838
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Kek
          Did tocco scrotes just got the internet?

          I thought women had dicks until I was 15.

          That’s your parents fault

          So, did they show "Baywatch" already in Communist TV like in ’80s China or only after Poland became a US puppet?

          Honestly what the fuck are you going on about?

        • #110880
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Satellites were awesome due to the random and "off air" feeds that you could pick up. Like a news show just prepping and setting up. Or some channel that had no syndication early on etc.

          • #110941
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I miss being bored and running across the random shit, like some news anchor in front of the camera randomly streaming live on air a bunch of weird stuff preparing for a 30 second segment. I would catch all kinds of dumb stuff- picking their nose, or cursing, or listening to them talk about their days to their buddies.

        • #110991
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Checked and kek’d, very true amigo, good memories of the old mega satellite dishes. I remember there was a package my parents had that included the playboy channel (whether they knew it or not, I never found out lol), but we only had the one satellite receiver on the main tv downstairs, so I had to sneak around to set the VCR to tape it for me while everyone was either asleep or at work and school. Six hours of crudely edited softcore porn goes a long way before it gets old when you’re ~11 or so

      • #111026
        Anonymous
        Guest

        i didnt see any hardcore porn in the 80s or 90s. it wasnt until the internet became commonplace i saw anything like that. even the porno mags didnt have anything hardcore

        • #111075
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >austrialia
          well there’s your problem. you were shut off from the rest of the western world. you basically live in asia, mate.

        • #111110
          Anonymous
          Guest

          suze randall’s lez shoot in penthouse were extremely hardcore, plus illuminati themese

    • #110803
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Lots of whacking off to the bra section in the Macy’s catalog

      • #110891
        Anonymous
        Guest

        As a young scrote, I’d spend an awful lot of time in the men’s underwear section. My mom would have to drag me away.

        • #110995
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Those bulges

    • #110804
      Anonymous
      Guest

      well I can guarantee you this kid was loading up porn pics via dial up.
      t. that’s me in the photo.

    • #110805
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >that pic
      SOUL

    • #110806
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I thought women had dicks until I was 15.

      • #110973
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >I thought women had dicks until I was 15
        Wait what?

        • #111149
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Why are all trannies not only obsessed with their sexual identity but also having sex? It’s almost as if transexualism was another form of Coomerism.

      • #110978
        Anonymous
        Guest

        and they do now

      • #111008
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Is this the origin of futa enjoyers?

      • #111015
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Wow. Someone was sheltered

      • #111039
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Woke af

      • #111146
        Anonymous
        Guest

        So you became a transphobic bigot at 15 then.

    • #110807
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The first time I ever even heard of porn was when I was 14. Same age I found out you have to but inside a p99sy for babby

    • #110808
      Anonymous
      Guest

      We were watching this TV series called "Baywatch".

      (i’m serious, real boomer here)

      • #110813
        Anonymous
        Guest

        So, did they show "Baywatch" already in Communist TV like in ’80s China or only after Poland became a US puppet?

        • #110831
          Anonymous
          Guest

          after we were freed from Communism, in late in late 90’s like 1999

      • #110964
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Natalie Imbruglia Torn music video…it was like Viagra.

        Victoria Secret catalogs.

        We also had a hairy 70s porno mag in the woods.

        • #111140
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I wanted to tear up her little pussy.

      • #111021
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Baywatch
        and what about this?

        • #111028
          Anonymous
          Guest

          yea

        • #111066
          Anonymous
          Guest

          That chick was too masculine for me. She got raped in real life by a pack of scrotes. She became lesbian and then was attacked by a female stalker. She has a CCW because of that. I thought she looked a lot more attractive as amish chick in Witness.

          • #111072
            Anonymous
            Guest

            well i didnt knew all this. All i knew is that we had cable in our flat and this show ON A COLOUR TV!! LETS freaking GOOO!

            • #111076
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Yeah it was a good movie. Almost all movies back then were pro-western. Things have really changed.

              • #111081
                Anonymous
                Guest

                things changed in the wrong way friend. We are heading down of the hill and it seems no brakes that could stop us from absolute degeneracy and collapse.

                • #111084
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  You are right my fren. We must rebuild society in the right way.

                • #111085
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  What makes you say that?

                  • #111101
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    You are right my fren. We must rebuild society in the right way.

                    The thing is that my dear americans that we are exactly intelligent enough to realise the rotting of our world but we are not as smart and not as spineless to become politicians who could do something about it. I did all i can with serving my country and having a hungarian wife. I also vote every election for right parties and im a respectable resident.
                    I havent changed society in a good way, i just didnt make it worse though the course of my life.
                    What about you?

                    • #111104
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      Like you I’ve done what I can with the resources I have. No wife unfortunately. And now I am older so that’s unlikely to ever happen. Spreading the gospel of Jesus is best I can do. Not enough money or health to do much else.

                      • #111105
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >Spreading the gospel of Jesus is best I can do
                        god bless you and good luck with life!

                      • #111106
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        You too fren. 🙂

                    • #111112
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      >I also vote every election for right parties
                      USA House of Representatives just had a vote the other day to fund Israel’s Iron Dome. Only a single Republican voted no and he is being blasted as an anti-semite now. Our political system is beyond repair. We are days away from government shutdown due to lack of funding and funding Israel still gets almost unanimous yes vote from both parties. The vote was 420 yes to 9 no.

                      There is no issue our politicians can agree on more than giving our money to garden gnomes as we drown in debt to garden gnomes.

                      • #111120
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        I never understood why you don’t fix your problems at home THEN start spending on other nations. Maybe im dumb but this doesnt add up for me.

      • #111058
        Anonymous
        Guest

        For me it was Buffy the Vampire Slayer (she frequently wore tight leather trousers) and that Tatu music video where they lez off.

        • #111133
          Anonymous
          Guest

          ‘Lezzing out’ I haven’t heard that since year two holy shit.

    • #110809
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I remember we still had porn but you had to work for it. It was on VHS or magazines or if you actually had a 5,000$ computer it took 2 hours to load a 500×500 jpeg.

      • #110819
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Respect to the 5600k dial up porn hustlers.

        • #110825
          Anonymous
          Guest

          And I couldn’t even save the shit because we only had a 56mb hard drive.

          • #110829
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Floppy disks, tape drives, and iomega zip drives. Plus… dot matrix printer.

            • #110833
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I eventually did get a zip drive and it was used for mp3s and porn lol

              • #110836
                Anonymous
                Guest

                As we said MP3 is not a crime. Our generation fought for that. Zoomers fight for nothing. They give in to everything.

            • #110837
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >dot matrix printer
              One time I was printing porn on the family PC inkjet printer
              >runs out of paper
              >fail to cancel pending print jobs
              >mom loads printer with paper days later
              >prints out like 20 hardcore porn .jpgs
              Lol, i was in so much trouble but hilarious to look back on.

              • #110840
                Anonymous
                Guest

                That freaking buffer. It’s bonked a many young lad.

              • #110842
                Anonymous
                Guest

                That’s sad. Should have been laser. Higher resolution.

              • #110865
                Anonymous
                Guest

                many such cases

              • #110979
                Anonymous
                Guest

                DIdn’t know IE had multiple cache folders or something. Thought I covered my tracks, but dad somehow found the pics I’d been viewing i newsgroups. Parents _very_ religious, got in biiiig trouble, they changed the password to restrict my access. That helped me learn about keyloggers and the free isp’s they had – netzero anyone?

                • #111152
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  My mother put a password on the cable to block me from watching the soft core porn. So I used a highlighter marker to coat all the number buttons on the remote control before she would unlock the cable for regular HBO/Showtime viewing hours. 4 digits. 16 combinations. It took five minutes to crack the code bros. Was I in the wrong?

                  • #111154
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Why highlighter marker?

              • #110996
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >PC Load Letter?
                >What the fuck does that mean?

                A mistake that only has to be made once

          • #110835
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Floppy drives a:/
            I still have a collection of like 20 disks.

            • #110839
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I still have 3.5s and an unopened pack of 5 and a quarter. I learned on 8 inchers. We learned everything we could. Computers were going to be the future. Then the Indians took our jobs.

            • #110861
              Anonymous
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              • #110866
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Until magnet.

                • #110883
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  https://i.imgur.com/mo6WTFF.gif

                  You wouldn’t dare do that to my stash of 1988 a:/ drive floppies would you?

                  • #110896
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    I might. But like Roger Rabbit said I can only do it when it’s funny.

                    • #111003
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      Destruction of first fap material is never funny. I still have a deck of nude playing cards I found in my parents bookcase. I was 7. Them 1960s titties were a wonderland.

                      • #111019
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        When Oppenheimer discovered refrigerator magnets he declared I am become death. The destroyer of floppy disks.

              • #110895
                Anonymous
                Guest
        • #110887
          Anonymous
          Guest

          kek, I used to print hentai pics, put them in a folder, and fap.
          I was 20.

          • #110903
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I tried to print Yuffie hentai pic (girl from Final Fantasy game) in color and the damn printer stopped working after I pressed print. I was so scared that this motherfucker would unfuck itself and print when my mom were using the computer that I learned to reinstall pirated windows98 that night.

            • #110921
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Yes. We all learned to fix computers by breaking them and hoping our parents wouldn’t find out. I did it many times. Lots of sleepless nights.

          • #110992
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I still can’t jerk to cartoons no matter the titty perfection.

        • #111114
          Anonymous
          Guest

          ditto

      • #111130
        Anonymous
        Guest

        https://i.imgur.com/LvQ7Lsx.gif

        it wasnt that bad on the computer side, but the resolution aye it was like 640×480 max just because that was the best scanners or digital could do, or it was a vidcap and the vids were all 640×480 due to analog.
        > 56K
        listen that’s 4kb per second and you could get pictures in 1 minute… which wasnt long to wait if you couldn’t get it any other way

        the real problem was storage, the smallest 64mb USB sticks didnt come out until like 2001.
        inb4 a 1.4mb floppy would only hold like 15 pictures

    • #110810
      Anonymous
      Guest

      we used sears catalogues and porno mags stolen from older siblings

    • #110812
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I once beat muh meat to a breast cancer exam vhs. Lady was like 50+ but her tits were soo perky!

    • #110814
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Magical.

    • #110815
      Anonymous
      Guest

      you looked at the Macy’s underwear section and the victoria’s secret catalog in hopes of seeing what looked like a nipple.

    • #110816
      Anonymous
      Guest

      alot more adolescent pregnancies but alot less freaks with hyper specific fetishes they wouldn’t have if they didn’t read about them in the first place

      oh but there would still be just as much beating off though

    • #110817
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Tits were magical even though girls were stupid and gross. But you always thought people should get married to have sex. You were really shocked to hear people lived together before marriage. All our parents were married. I’m shocked 15 year olds can even get it up without BDSM and or BEAST porn at this point. White girls are scroteed out trash. Would never marry let alone have children with them.

    • #110818
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You were exposed to softcore on late night HBO and Cinemax instead, it was a much simpler time.

      • #110980
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Through a blurred snowy screen. I literally recorded it one night and rewatched it because i think i saw a nip. What a brilliant time where you could use that sexual urgency and go cold approach women. And those women likewise didn’t have social media outlet for attention, and gobbled your’s up!

    • #110820
      Anonymous
      Guest

      no one cares, have a nice day garden gnome.

      no one is ever going to marry your worthless roasty career women whores

    • #110821
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Most kids in the mid 90s would’ve struggled to find hardcore porn on VHS unless their older siss had a secret stash to raid. In the UK you were introduced to grot through the magic of bush porn. Porn faeries would distribute magazines in roadside hedges to ease children into the world of degeneracy.

      • #110832
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Porn faeries would distribute magazines in roadside hedges to ease children into the world of degeneracy.
        Can confirm: Stash of playboys inna woods found. Hardcore off brand born dumped in a box in the middle of the street as I zoomed by in my go-cart. It was a little weathered but I fapped and fapped. Find porn was like finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. You heard stories. You never thought you’d be that guy and then poof, the porn fairies smile upon you. By the time you were 15 one of your mates found a hardcore porn tape and made copies for the bros. Then the gave got elevated to trying to unscramble cable to attempting to steal the neighbors cable by splicing in and buying playboy with your own box, not realizing the charges was to the box not the line. Ohhh boy, did my friend get busted for the shit. Good times bros….good times. I feel sorry for the kids today. The magic is lost.

        • #110857
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Me and other boys were finding playboys hidden on cemeteries and abandoned construction sites.

          Crazy times.

          • #110863
            Anonymous
            Guest

            We were finding hardcore magazines under a freaking bridge. But they were too hardcore with literal pissing on the face, choking etc…

            Why the fuck does this occur everywhere in the world? The garden gnomes must be behind this.

            • #110870
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Actually a lot of people have theorized that’s exactly what was going on and a lot probably was. But a lot of the time it was just guys dumping their whole stash. A lot of people dumped trash whole couches, broken TVs, refrigerators, etc. They really couldn’t throw a box of mags out or neighbors and trash men might think they were weird or wife might catch them if they didn’t know. Individual magazines were a lot of the time kids that stole them from store or parents or bought them from store for a quick wank and tossed them when they were done so nobody would know. But yeah I do think a lot of garden gnomes were behind it. I’m not even joking. It was way too common to not be intentional.

            • #110877
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >Why the fuck does this occur everywhere in the world?
              Here is an even bigger question.
              Why does every child know dirty jokes, especially about genitalia? Nobody knows where the jokes start and all kids know the same jokes. Or other bizarre sexual references. I remember telling a dirty joke about carrying testicles in a wheel barrel. Who told me that joke? Why did I want to tell my older sister’s friend? Try it. Ask any kid to tell you a dirty joke. They have one. There is a whole ether of slang words too.

              • #110882
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Our sin nature I guess. We naturally corrupt things including ourselves and our relationships. Good thing God has power to make things clean again because we defile everything we touch.

            • #110892
              Anonymous
              Guest

              German sis, I’m sorry to tell you this, but you scrotes have always had the weird porno shit going on.

          • #110897
            Anonymous
            Guest

            There were abandoned tree houses in the woods with porn mags in them when I was growing up. Easy stuff to find, really

            • #111099
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Carolina here +1

      • #110834
        Anonymous
        Guest

        My friends and I had a trick where we entered the gas station about 1 minute apart. One of us bought some candy with pocket change and while the clerk was busy counting the coins the other stashed a Penthouse or Hustler magazine in their pants. We would alternate who got to keep the loot from that day and who had to be the distraction and buy the candy.

      • #110900
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I still know where there’s a stash of 90’s porno mags. It’s under a disused bridge so doesn’t ever get rain or snow. Like a smut time capsule.

        • #110914
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Could be worth a lot to the right collector. Remember the guy that sued his parents for throwing out his stash? Maybe you have some of them he lost and he’ll pay you handsomely. He won his suit.

        • #111013
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Like a smut time capsule.
          Pure Americana

      • #110916
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Bush porn was real, back when I was about 10 in the 90s, there was an old horse stable that hadn’t been occupied in years, we went in there to hide from the rain and there was no less than 20 porn mags stacked about half a meter high.

        Weird thought that youths would stash it there and share it.

        • #110926
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yea but you didn’t wank until you got home. You just remembered what you saw or very occasionally passed round a soft core vhs and take it in turns in the bathroom Kek.

          • #110935
            Anonymous
            Guest

            In the teen years some guy invited others in his house because his mam was out, they say on different sides of the furniture so that they couldn’t see eachother while he pulled out the VHS.

            Remember everyone calling them batty boys after that lol.

        • #110977
          Anonymous
          Guest

          yes in canada too, there would be some huge pieces of plywood in the woods and under them would be dozens of nude magazines, perfectly dry and they’d stay there for years, secret and passed like a treasure to trusted friends.

      • #110983
        Anonymous
        Guest

        True found my first porno in the woods on the way to school

        • #111002
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Jenny McCarthy. She’s antivax and so was Jim Carey when he was dating her. He’s a piece of shit. Ironically a worse whore than she is because he whores for the vax companies and the hard left now. She’s got more integrity than he does and she was worried she got AIDS from Charlie Sheen the guy who raped Corey Haim.

          • #111017
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Didn’t Jim Carey murder an ex girlfriend with bad drugs and also gave her a bunch of STD’s? It bonked his brain up, and there for a few years he became really dark, and did a bunch of edgy art…. I think i am remembering that correctly… Jim Carey is a piece of shit.

            • #111044
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Yeah that’s what I heard. It was shocking to hear about. His art was pretty bad at first. Now it just sucks. I was also surprised to hear that Ashton Kutcher’s old gf was murdered. He testified in the case. Johnny Depp probably killed his business partner or his other partner did. But Natalie Wood… that one has never been solved. Christopher Walken knows everything though.

    • #110822
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Porn was VERY accessible, just less so. They used to have playboy magazines and Penthouse on the 7/11 rack unwrapped and usually covers uncensored. Eventually they moved them or wrapped them and then got rid of them completely. Most men had pinups in their work spaces so younger people saw that stuff and learned to ignore it. Playmates signed autographs at car and gun shows so again it was something younger people just ignored. Most vhs tape rental places had hardcore pornography behind a curtain but occasionally the tapes would make their way to the front shelves or to the return basket. There was Cinemax and HBO and R-rated movies too. Most guys had a collection of magazines. We just didn’t have 24/7 streaming video like now. But sex existed then too. But we had lives outside of sex also. Real lives. Talking to actual people. With no masks on. Nothing faked. No pretense.

    • #110823
      Sage
      Guest

      I beat my meat to fantasies of my hot young 20yo teachers instead

    • #110824
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Found stash of Penthouse. It was like traveling to another dimension on a heroes journey. Who were these people talking about some whiskey drinking, low light, hi-fi turntable sexy world?

    • #110826
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You had to learn how to fap to this. Also download porn at 28kbps. A single .jpg took like 5 minutes to load and it was like 400×200 resolution. I remember thinking I had a "stash" of porn on my single 1.3MB floppy disc I kept hidden.

      • #110864
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Ah yes, I’d flip to channel 99 at night and turn the volume down real low and fap to the shitty jazz music interspersed with moans…

      • #110982
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I had 2 pictures on a hard disk. I think it was softcore lesbians kissing in bikinis.

      • #111054
        Anonymous
        Guest

        ayyy lmao those memories

    • #110828
      Anonymous
      Guest

      women were still as whorish as they could get away with, but they had to be waaay more careful about it.

    • #110830
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You watched scrambled Playboy channel in the 5 minutes no one was around going to make out a boob. Victoria Secret fashion shows recorded on VHS were also fun.

      Other than that, it was boring, but more peaceful.

      It was shocking that Ellen DeGeneres was openly gay on TV.

      I miss those times. It wasn’t the Hellhole we’re in now, but it paved the way.

    • #110841
      Sage
      Guest

      I remember getting my first Commodore 64, it was the first computer I didn’t have to solder together. It was amazing. The first Nintendo Entertainment System was astounding too. I took the day off school to play Mario Bros. with my mother all day and my father all night when he got home from work.

      Technology has since become such a contagion it has destroyed us.

      • #110846
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Never owned a Commodore 64, but my cousin did. I started on a 286, then 3, then 4. Battlechess and Wolfenstein, message boards and IRC, crackers and dialers. Those were the days.

    • #110843
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i did not cum nearly as often because its more inconvenient to coom to imagination but i had some fantasies that immediately did it for me

    • #110844
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m 36 and grew up on 56k dialup and I still found hardcore porn at– okay, maybe not 9, but 10 for sure. Discovered furry porn at 14, which greatly appealed to me having grown up on nothing but Nickelodeon and Disney, and it was all downhill from there…

      • #110854
        Anonymous
        Guest

        All Yiffers get the rope.

        • #110855
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS IT’S NOT MY FAULT!

          • #110867
            Anonymous
            Guest

            But you can end it.

            • #110872
              Anonymous
              Guest

              THAT WOULD SADDEN MY LORD AND SAVIOR TO WHOM I HAVE REPENTED FOR MY SINS, I SHALL NOT TOSS HIS GIFT ASIDE!

              • #110876
                Anonymous
                Guest

                That’s right. God makes all things new.

        • #110858
          Anonymous
          Guest

          All those who do not conform to the Emperor’s mandate of exclusive HMOFA will reap the heretical whirlwind.

      • #111088
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why do litterly all furries think Disney movies have anything to do with you wanting to have sex with animals. It’s like a pedophile saying they wanted to rape kids because they watched rug rats as a kid. Your brain is just broken litterly everyone watched Disney movies.

    • #110845
      Anonymous
      Guest

      found my friends dad’s porno mags when i was in 1st or 2nd grade, a friend of mine’s parents had a large projection tv, and HBO and other channels that would show essentially softcore porn
      >t. 38 y/o boomer

    • #110847
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My mother died when I was only a few months old and my dad become a huge coomer. I found his porn stash when I was about 5 or so and got hooked at looking at them. He still doesn’t know. I didn’t go for a wank till I was around 10 tho. Still remember that first wank. Took ages and hurt and their was no milk at the end

      • #110850
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Sorry about your mom. That’s rough.

        • #110853
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Cheers sis, it’s shit but it is the way it is I guess

      • #110859
        Anonymous
        Guest

        bad karma to be born into a situation like that. you have to suffer through your bad karma and perform good deeds or your situation will not improve in future lives

    • #110848
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Simple: I drew my own sex scenes (it was rather cartoony/anime-escque instead of hyperrealistic).

      Best faps I ever had.

      • #110851
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Me too. Asked parents for a "how to draw anime" book for my birthday. Real intention was to be able to draw hentai all along.

    • #110849
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He’s literally surrounded by softcore porn wtf

      • #110852
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Hey Buffy isn’t porn. It’s art. And SMG is a real piece of it.

    • #110860
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I got mouth-raped when I was 5, and then introduced to the most vile porn around when I was 7, and taught to masturbate at 8 and it ruined my whole life

      • #110862
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Sorry man. Was the criminal was prosecuted?

        • #110868
          Anonymous
          Guest

          No.
          It was family and I don’t talk to them.
          Jail for them would solve nothing and embarrass me.
          I only ever mention it occasionally on LULZ because threads about porn make me sick

          • #110875
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Well if you ever want to prosecute or sue the bastards if the statute of limitations won’t allow prosecution you know we’ll back you up. You are a victim. They are villains. Remember you aren’t the past. You are a present.

            • #110884
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Thanks anon.
              My wife is aware, having shared it with her a couple times over our 8 years together, and that’s given me more peace than I’ve known
              Thanks again for kind words

          • #110889
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Hope this thread didn’t trigger you, as scrotey as that sounds I mean it.

          • #111127
            Anonymous
            Guest

            this post useless without pics of mouth…

        • #110879
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I got mouth-raped when I was 5, and then introduced to the most vile porn around when I was 7, and taught to masturbate at 8 and it ruined my whole life

          My grandma used to finger my ass whenever I visited. She would often watch me for the weekend as my parents took vacations etc. She would insist to watch while I took a bath even when I was like 8 years old. Then put lotion on my whole body when finished and insist my ass get lotion to keep me from "itching".

          It was never sexual. I didn’t even understand I had been abused until I was like 18 years old. I brought it up with my parents but since it was like a decade in the past at that point they didn’t want to do anything about it. She is the only grand parent that is still alive. Almost 100 now and so senile she can’t even hold a conversation.

          • #110888
            Anonymous
            Guest
          • #110893
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Yeah a lot of people don’t believe or want to do anything when a woman is involved. Sexual abuse of boys by women is regularly ignored. If you want to do something about it we’ll back you up. Your parents are not protecting you like they should. A counselor might help too. But we’re here for you. Obviously God punished her for what she did, but there’s a good chance she abused her own kids the same way. Remember abuse goes from one generation to the next if somebody doesn’t take a stand and make a decision to be a better person. That’s you. You have the victory now.

            • #110898
              Anonymous
              Guest

              She is so old she can’t even be punished at this point. She is a drooling diaper wearing vegetable thar doesn’t know what day it is ir what city she is in. It is almost impossible to talk with her because she changes topics mid sentence and doesn’t even make sense.

              • #110905
                Anonymous
                Guest

                God took her mind. It’s a good punishment I think. Better than what we could do really.

                • #110919
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  woke af

                • #111125
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >Almost 100 years old
                  Not really punishment at that point

          • #110911
            Anonymous
            Guest

            This is the funniest rape story I’ve ever heard

            • #110927
              Anonymous
              Guest

              At least I was never traumatized by it at the time. It was just the weird awkward thing grandma did and I was glad when it was over. She did it to my older sis too that is how I even realized I had been abused.

              One day my older sis was like.
              >did grandma insist on watching you take a bath?
              Yeah
              >did she also finger your ass with lotion when finished?
              HOLY FUCK, memories come flooding back…

              • #111067
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Digits confirm
                0 is the rape finger

          • #110933
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I’m so sorry you had to experience this
            If you need someone to talk to I’m always here <3

            • #110940
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >I’m always here
              I hope not

              • #111087
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Holy fuck that Ridder is good mate.

              • #111092
                Anonymous
                Guest

                A Karen!

          • #110937
            Anonymous
            Guest

            scrote, get off that granny porn would you? LMAO

          • #111057
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Did she rub your prostate and explain this is where the magic milk comes from?

            • #111064
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Nope. Was totally boring and clinical. So dry it might even be that she was just crazy and not even trying to abuse me. But I tell myself it is why I had a thing with FemDom porn before I realized I had a porn problem.

          • #111123
            Anonymous
            Guest

            if it "wasn’t sexual", how was it abuse

            • #111129
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Because I was bare assed naked getting my ass fingered knuckle deep for a couple minutes. After grandma had just stared at me naked taking a bath for the past 30 minutes and then massaged lotion into my entire body including benis.

              • #111134
                Anonymous
                Guest

                so the fuck what? you said it wasnt sexual

                • #111137
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  It was more like an uncomfortable medical exam. Didn’t have any sort of erotic feel to it. But in hindsight was clearly abuse.

                  • #111141
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    clearly, in hindsight.

                    • #111145
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      When you are 5 to 8 years old and don’t even know what sex is let alone that something going up your ass could be sexual it doesn’t resonate as sexual abuse. It is just that weird thing grandma does to you and is too freaking awkward to bring up with mom and dad so you keep it secret.

      • #110871
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Your mother sounds hot. Can I get her digits? I can role play with her. I’ll be you.

      • #110942
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Sorry to hear that. My aunt used to make me watch her pee when I was 6. Still not sure if it was for lewd reasons or because she has a screw loose. Anyway I got back at her around 4 years ago when I put a snake in her bed

        • #110944
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Anyway I got back at her around 4 years ago when I put a snake in her bed
          most indian thing i’ve ever heard kek

        • #110945
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Snake not a bad idea. Sorry it happened though. We’re here for you.

        • #110955
          Anonymous
          Guest

          woke af

        • #111091
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You should have shit in her bed.

          • #111097
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Ok, Sean Waltman

      • #110956
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’m so sorry this happened to you
        If you need someone to talk to I’m here <3

        • #111095
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Post Khazarian Army tits or GTFO

    • #110869
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Men aren’t placated into obedience for one. You dont develop degenerate fetishes, you dont give yourself ed from fapping 6 times a day. You are more level headed and less prone to emotional outbursts. Your testosterone isn’t struggling to maintain normal levels all the time.

      • #110930
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Porn is a Frankfurt School Critical Theory deconstruction tactic. Porn essentially demoralizes a proud religious upright people by preying on their sex drive which acts like a psychic wedge between cultural social capital and narcissistic obsession. Rats given cocaine in a water drip will hit the juice so much as to even give up food and starve to death. garden gnomes know how to subvert people. They do it in as many ways as possible. garden gnomes have zero empathy for anyone who is not gnomish. So they sell liquor to Indians to get furs to trade for slaves in Africa. Etc. garden gnomes thrive on selling human misery. They are satanic debt merchants. To fight the garden gnome is simple enough. Just put a bullet in them. But to scrape out the effect the garden gnome has on the simple mind of your average goyim is near impossible and to even attempt at extracting the gnomish psyopsic damage out of a normie goyim by showing them their abuser (the garden gnome) they won’t believe you and continue to think the barrage of degeneracy is somehow a natural product of the system. And if you even let one garden gnome live they will be able to reclaim control over the narrative and frame themselves as innocent doves under false persecution when the truth is, they a demonic hell hounds with their teeth sunk in deep into the minds of the goyim cattle. In a way it sort of proves that most people deserve to go to hell because they refuse to see the garden gnome inside themselves. You can’t kill the garden gnome until you kill the garden gnome inside you. Thus, healing the world from the depraved mind of the garden gnome…..is an inside job.

        • #110958
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I should also add that what I have written is why the garden gnome both hates and fears No Fap November. Or Jordan Peterson who tells you to clean your room. garden gnomes label self-purfication as white supremacy. They want you demoralized. They want you depressed. They want you nihilistic. They want you to always feel beaten. They hate valor. They hate heroes. They hate beauty in art and in women. They want them shit on. They want them defiled. garden gnomes promote meaninglessness in all its forms as a non-stop pressure attack on our GREATNESS and GLORY. Critical Race Theory is just another stepping stone for the garden gnomes in their attack on our identity. Next is Christianity. They want us completely deconstructed and smashed into dust because a people without identity can be made into SLAVES. garden gnomes are SLAVERS that aspire to be the MASTER RACE of the entire world. That is who they really and truly are. They were a mask of meekness and piety and vow to uphold social justice…but it all really is just cover for the real plan of JUST US. Never take your eye off the garden gnome.

          • #110962
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Poster speaks truth.

        • #110997
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Quality post

    • #110873
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >tfw we all saw a close up view of a gaping vagina as soon as we were born

    • #110874
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Nine? Wow. That’s pretty funny. I honestly had worse than that.

    • #110878
      Anonymous
      Guest

      TV ruined my childhood, I found porn around 10 in my friend’s house, I liked the naked women but didn’t know what to do with that, just watched doing nothing.

    • #110881
      Anonymous
      Guest

      my parents had a cheater box, I was watching the Spice channel when I was 9. if I had the internet when I was a kid I cant even imagine

    • #110885
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You had to jerk it to this

      • #110950
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Digits confirm.

      • #110954
        Anonymous
        Guest

        look at that nip

      • #111043
        Anonymous
        Guest

        god thats freaking hot
        >t. boomer

    • #110886
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i saw porn in the 90s, playboy channel an internet m8

    • #110890
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I jerked off to the sears catelog and eatons catelogue.

      • #110904
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This

        • #110906
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yea, underwear and swimsuit sections.

      • #110922
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >I jerked off to the sears catelog and eatons catelogue.
        i jerked off to the french equivalent (la redoute)

    • #110894
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Remember thinking girls peed out their bums?

      • #110902
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Nope

    • #110899
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #110909
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Hillary Wang
        I can’t freaking breath. Holy kek

      • #110912
        Anonymous
        Guest

        So NSA has our dicks? I want mine back. They didn’t subscribe to my only fans.

        • #110925
          Anonymous
          Guest
          • #110932
            Anonymous
            Guest

            LIARS! My dick pics are my property not government property. They even have a watermark. 🙁

          • #110986
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Imagine how many pictures of naked children and masturbating teenagers the NSA has. The NSA is likely the largest purveyor of child pornography in the world. Funny how Congress has never even bothered to write a law about this. Might get in the way of all the gnomish spying on their goyim cattle.

            • #110998
              Anonymous
              Guest

              They keep a database of it all so that they can create a "hash" for each file. That way they don’t need to download your entire drive to scan it remotely. They just have your device report the hash for all the files it has and then cross reference with their contraband list. They can essentially remotely scan your entire device and your device only sends like 1MB of info to them.

      • #111009
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I don’t see what the big deal is. She’s just doing her own version of data collection. Apple does this with kiddie porn so why shouldn’t she be allowed to do it with dick pics?

        • #111036
          Anonymous
          Guest
    • #110908
      Anonymous
      Guest

      When I was 9 I found a box of porn mags in the forest. Otherwise it was wholesome growing up as a kid without internet

      • #111038
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Nobody ever really throws away porn do they?

        • #111061
          Anonymous
          Guest

          dunno but they weirdly turned up in woods, forests and bushes a lot iirc

        • #111068
          Anonymous
          Guest

          That must be what the porn mag industry used to do with all their unsold stock.
          Scatter it throughout the woods in suburban areas.

    • #110910
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #110924
        Anonymous
        Guest

        sovl

        • #110929
          Anonymous
          Guest

          music had some soul back then. now it seems something has ended in the 2000s

    • #110913
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You just reminded me of Silvia Saint.
      Thanks OP.

    • #110915
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i’m from then and I found porn when i looked for naked tomb raider in 96

      • #110917
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Those pixels were hot ngl

      • #110920
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Nuderaider.com

    • #110918
      Anonymous
      Guest

      well, cumming is easier

    • #110923
      Anonymous
      Guest

      We were looking at playboy at 10. Fairly wholesome by today’s standards.

    • #110928
      Novus Ratio (Hermaphroditius)
      Guest

      wouldnt know, thx

    • #110931
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Pasta slide thread. Fuck you dumb scrotes.

      • #110936
        Anonymous
        Guest

        All true, but we reclaim the slide for our own purposes. Direct it against the porn garden gnome and abuser. Then slide thread becomes therapy thread and empowers the pol user.

      • #110951
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Not a slide thread, I’m the same OP from months ago.

      • #110975
        Anonymous
        Guest

        There is no such thing as a slide thread on /poo/. Every post is a chance for us to refresh our memes and stoke the flames of the counter-revolution against Degenerate Zionism. So fuck you garden gnomes, you can’t deconstruct /poo/. We are LEGION.

        • #110989
          Anonymous
          Guest

          they don’t know!

          • #111155
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Pathetic LEAF posting. Even the meme is lifeless. You will be raked and burned. The smell of your smoke will be a sage to ward off the demonic garden gnome for your entire country.

    • #110934
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Lol everyone born after the 70s saw hardcore porn at that age. Before internet kids would pass around hustlers they found or their creepy uncle gave them.

    • #110938
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >a world where you weren’t exposed to hardcore porn at 9 years old?
      Even though there wasn’t internet yet, our irresponsible, incompetent, scrotebrained shitbag fathers left their porn magazines and videos out, sometimes even leaving the videos PLAYING.
      My friends, my cousins, and I were all exposed to that shit in the 80s and regularly talking about it to each other in freaking elementary school.
      I also knew a girl who had the boomers in charge of raising her encourage her to date and spend time alone with older adult men back when she was in junior high and high school, not yet ready for all the sex she found herself having.
      People have been pieces of shit for a while now; the internet just makes it easier for them.

    • #110939
      Anonymous
      Guest

      out of every single thing wrong with this world and how far they’ve subjected our humanity, You losers really think just another form of dopamine hits is the downfall of our species.
      its really weird, and possible that you were just born a sexual deviant, a slave to your coom brain.

      • #110963
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Death by 1000 cuts. That is how they get away with subverting western civilization so easily. Each act is just another minor blow. But cumulatively they are massively damaging the fabric of society.
        >drugs
        >porn
        >social media
        >scrotery
        >feminism
        >blm
        >commie/socialist propaganda
        >open borders
        >glorify scrote culture
        >subvert and poz the sciences and academia
        Etc. Etc.

        • #111138
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This video should be in every classroom as Understanding the garden gnome 101
          https://archive.org/details/youtube-eTmNWY0ZPfM
          It’s all part of a much larger campaign to deconstruct all white identity and to eventually ethnically cleanse the planet of white people entirely. The garden gnome has reframed the identity of white people to be self sacrificing for the other races. To be white is to be an ally to everything that is NOT WHITE. That is how the garden gnome smashed us. One chip at a time they normalized the scrote while deforming the white person. I hate the garden gnome so much bros I can’t even begin to express it. I’m beyond Hitler rage at this point. There won’t be work camps in my NatSoc revolution if you catch my drift.

      • #111083
        Anonymous
        Guest

        We are all slaves to the Coombrain you dipshit. This is why the porn garden gnome preys on our weakness. It is all part of tearing us down. I guess they figure they can weather the storm of an entirely collapsing white Christian empire through reliance on their Orthodox sects. But I doubt it. Israel is both the gay capital and sex trafficking capital of the world. Without the goyim to prey on, garden gnomes will eventually eat their own.

    • #110943
      Anonymous
      Guest

      look at all that primo merchandise

    • #110957
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It was pretty cool

      Had to wait till 14 and watch it scrambled on cable at grandmas house

    • #110961
      Anonymous
      Guest

      First porn i ever saw was sonic porn when i was about 10. And to this day nothing gets me off like it.
      Internet was a mistake.

    • #110965
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >What was it like to grow up in a world where you weren’t exposed to hardcore porn at 9 years old?
      Idk what the early 60s were like
      Your picrelated I grew up in and I was definitely exposed to porn at a young age
      Even in the 70s late boomers/xers all have stories about porno magazines in the woods and whatnot
      I will admit still images in a hustler aren’t as damaging as what a search engine can do

    • #110987
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m 30 and I was “exposed” at 11, and before that I was googling “hot anime babe pics”

    • #110988
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Not bad, I didn’t jerk it till I was like 12 or 13 and even that was to like some dumb ass leisure suit larry pics on google image lol

      • #111004
        Anonymous
        Guest

        At least leisure suit larry had game.

        • #111144
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Woke af

      • #111024
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Woke af 8-bit coomer

    • #110993
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I was exposed to hardcore chud porn when I was in elementary school in the 90s. They had spank mag newspapers and prostitute ad machines on the sidewalk outside the liquor store on my way to class.

    • #110994
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It was fun. So much more fun and mysterious.

    • #111000
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >rich bastards with their computers

      I was so poor all I had was a ceiling titty

      • #111096
        Anonymous
        Guest

        kek

    • #111001
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Porn was already common in the late 90’s, this was a time everyone in the western world had dial-up and search engines had no filters

    • #111006
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It was alright. It’s not like you could just fire up pornhub: you had to seek the shit out.

    • #111011
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Luckily, the local magazine/book store was not too particular about who they sold to.

      >be scrawny short 15 year old
      >"are you 18?"
      >"yes, ma’am"
      >"OK, Five bucks"

      • #111037
        Anonymous
        Guest

        One time I tried to hide a Hustler inside a larger Rolling Stone magazine. Rolling Stone magazines are bigger in all dimensions. Was obvious but I was a dumb kid. Guy at the register saw it, winked at me, and sold me the Rolling Stone. What a legend.

        • #111113
          Anonymous
          Guest

          and now yr a basement dwelling coomer, congrats

          • #111118
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Nope. But I was 15 years ago. Now I am married with kids and I am addicted to /poo/ rage porn instead of sexual porn.

    • #111018
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Fine except if you’d find the stash of porn VHS your father recorded on cable tv…

    • #111040
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >be me
      >get iPod at age 8
      >fast forward a few months – age 9
      >friend in grade 4 knows about porn
      >tells me about it on the bus
      >go home
      >google search: porn
      >find xxx porn
      >click
      >9 years later
      >crippling pmo addiction
      >tfw

      • #111047
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I remember typing "sex" into yahoo

        • #111053
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Real OG used altavista

          • #111056
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Or lycos

        • #111090
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Lol i searched google images for "big boobs".

      • #111049
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Is this a good time for a bluechew ad?

        • #111055
          Anonymous
          Guest

          No one needs to see Archie Andrews jerking it.

          • #111059
            Anonymous
            Guest

            No, I’m trying to shill chewable dick pills.

      • #111051
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Download the app I am sober
        And read this book
        https://easypeasymethod.org/

        • #111079
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Thanks juden fren. I’m actually trying to read the book for the second time now, first time I failed a few days after reading. Haven’t used that app before but hopefully it helps.

    • #111041
      Anonymous
      Guest

      bamp

    • #111042
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I think it was a girl one year younger living in apartment next to mine showing me porn when I was around 8.
      I think she wanted to have sex. I could greentext what happened, if someone wants.

      • #111121
        Anonymous
        Guest

        please do,good greentext is a rare thing now on LULZ, even /b dont have any nowadays

      • #111126
        Anonymous
        Guest

        https://i.imgur.com/qipnaWO.gif

        >I could greentext what happened, if someone wants.
        Tell us a story, anon…

      • #111148
        Anonymous
        Guest

        [frasier crane voice]: "I’m listening…"

    • #111045
      Anonymous
      Guest

      what i saw my sis’s playboy when i was in preschool. there always was porn my zoomer scrotebrain

    • #111046
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >You know you’re a Boomer if:

      You’ve coomed to "Little Annie Fanny" comic

    • #111048
      Anonymous
      Guest

      he had the internet and access to hard core porn. I took half an hour to download a 30 sec clip but that clip was definitely hardcore.

    • #111050
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i remember finding a hardcore mag in a bush at that age. not a top shelf in the newsagent porn mag, but obviously an under the counter hardcore porn mag. it only had one couple in it, hisclothes were awful, and she had a really bushy fanny, and it actually made me scared of vaginas for a few years, it looked grim. but i think finding my nan stood up in the bath at the same age with her really ginger fanny scared me more.

      so in answer anon, yes it was a healthier age where only most, if not all of the boys i knew who played football, did boxing, scouts etc etc were being bummed horribly by older predatory pedo homosexuals who had a free reign of terror because children were forbidden to know about anything sexual experiences and everyone was too scared to point fingers and out right refused to believe their own children…

    • #111052
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Different. Women had far more power. I feel that over the years their power has declined, a lot, and i think porn was the main driving factor.

    • #111060
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Chris Chan sure has changed over the years. kek

    • #111062
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Youd get lucky and find porn and cherish it for a year.

    • #111071
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Once in a while I’d find a Penthouse in the woods behind my house and go out and visit every once in a while until it rained and it got waterlogged. The first porn I saw was one my dad had hidden and think I didn’t know about. I knew about women and pussies and I knew about sex but I had no idea about porn. It was a Ron Jeremy movie too so that double bonked me up.

      • #111073
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Ron Jeremy? You poor bastard!

    • #111074
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Looking for porn via Kazaa was a completely different ball game

      • #111077
        Anonymous
        Guest

        There was extreme shit on the first filesharing services. Saw some very crazy shit on kazaa, limewire etc. Internet wild west days.

      • #111080
        Anonymous
        Guest

        They shouldn’t have bonked with Napster. Kazaa and Limewire had much worse stuff on it.

      • #111086
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Kazaa/morpheus gave the term "pizza delivery" a whole new meaning!

      • #111109
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >be kiddo
        >download kazaa and half of a gig of viruses
        >somehow purge the installer for kazaa
        >install kazaa and somehow get three anti viruses that fight eachother
        >somehow purge the anti viruses from eachother
        >try to download the newest smash hit song from evanescence
        >evanescence; the quality of being fleeting or vanishing quickly – the health of my computer
        >another slew of viruses, but i did get the song
        >find girl on the cover hot, use kazaa to look for porn
        >search: "teen" – i received hebe cp and a ransom ware
        >search: "sexy" – i received some sort of necrophiliac execution from iraq
        >search: "porn" – every download is larger than the size of my entire harddrive
        >give up, go to the local snackshop and pilfer the latest playboy under my shirt
        >caught by mum and receive a murder variant of scolding
        It wasn’t easy.

        • #111116
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >>search: "teen" – i received hebe cp and a ransom ware
          >>search: "sexy" – i received some sort of necrophiliac execution from iraq
          >>search: "porn" – every download is larger than the size of my entire harddrive

          MY freaking SIDES

    • #111082
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i was watching a show on MTV about plastic surgery and accidentally jacked off to a chud (didnt know trannies were a thing at the time, then they showed pictures of "her" before the surgery…)

    • #111089
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Many a Victoria’s Secret lingerie catalogs were stolen from mailboxes. Alas, it did not take a Sherlock Holmes to figure out the culprits.

      • #111094
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Are there /poo/acks here that never had hentai on VHS?

        My gf likes the fashion shows, well, until SJWs destroyed it.

        • #111102
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I swear was this the only good animated hentai allowed in the US in the early 2000s?

          • #111107
            Anonymous
            Guest

            urotsukidoji was pretty good. Night Shift Hospital Report (Night Shift Nurses) was the most censored shit I’d ever seen.

    • #111093
      Anonymous
      Guest

      https://i.imgur.com/92pCZD4.gif

      Hard core is a euphamism. Think about it. What is added there that is not in nudey pics? Yup it’s gay. Really gay.

    • #111098
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You can be exposed at any age. First time I found porn was when I was 8-9 and I saw the DVD cover slips to some hardcore bondage shit and some bondage magazines at an apartment dumpster taking out the trash.

    • #111103
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Dunno, I was exposed to porn at 7. Now i’m 37.

    • #111108
      Anonymous
      Guest

      14 for me and it wasn’t a good thing

    • #111111
      Anonymous
      Guest

      A scrote sold me and my friend Pedro a hustler magazine for 50 cents when I was in 4th grade so yeah I was exposed young. This was the early 90s.

      • #111117
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Pedro? I voted for that man.

    • #111115
      Anonymous
      Guest

      idk, i was exposed to hardcore porn when I was 9 years old. and I grew up in the 90’s.
      so maybe you should ask boomers

    • #111122
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Daaaaaaaaaaaaammmm, i had that exact desk but in red.
      I miss those days. Smell of my dad’s grill going after coming home from school. Playing N64 with my best friends up the street. Good times, never to return.

      • #111131
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Our parents made our lives good. We have to do the same for our kids if we have any. It doesn’t get good without us.

    • #111128
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My parents pirated satellite TV in the 80s so I had unlimited porn (not just playboy, but the real stuff).

    • #111132
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Born in 82 and we had porn. Not only did I find some tapes my dad had. It somebody left a stack of hustlers under a pine tree. The pine tree was in front of the one single guy’s house on the street who had a pinball machine and would let us play and drove a Corvette. And no he never tried anything. Plus he had girlfriends.

    • #111135
      Anonymous
      Guest

      ok don’t shit on me but when I was 10 in 1995 I thought women had private parts that perfectly fit with a menorah.

    • #111136
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Driver
      Good game.

    • #111139
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I feel bad for anyone who never got to experience the wild west of the internet back in the late 90s or early 2000s. BBS boomers need not post.

    • #111142
      Anonymous
      Guest

      9 years old? wtf happend in Canada

    • #111143
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Anyone remember asking Jeeves questions back when it gave actual answers?

      >How do I get a girlfriend
      >How to get mew
      >How to get Greymon in Digimon

      Miss the days of internet being this massive incomprehensible fountain of knowledge, only available between the hours of 6-7 when it was 1p a minute.

      • #111147
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Ask Jeeves was one of the best search engines. And google actually worked back then too. You had to manually submit your website to it and tag your site the way you wanted it to be indexed so it actually worked flawlessly.

    • #111150
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This whole thread is making me both nostalgic and also make me laugh my ass off at the rediculous things we did to get porn. How scrambled satellite feeds, floppy discs, and old magazines forged a generation. Kek

      • #111153
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Well actually porn was the least desirable material then. We wanted information. Pure information. It was hard to get even a phone number or address then. Local phone books had to be sent from one library in one state to another through a lending program and you’d wait months to get one. We were told knowledge was power so we took as much as we could. Nobody told us what to do with it, but we hoarded information.

    • #111151
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I have the vague memory of my childhood once where there was some porno mag on a flight of stairs at home leading to my parents’s room. That and also I remember Jessica Rabbit being the trigger for why i love big tits.

    • #111160
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >What was it like to grow up in a world where you weren’t exposed to hardcore porn at 9 years old?
      Softcore stuff was still on public TV. I’m convinced this music video I saw one random day gave me my vore fetish.

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