What is the evolutionary advantage of excessive masturbation?

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    • #119462
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      What is the evolutionary advantage of excessive masturbation?

    • #119463
      Anonymous
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      There isn’t one really, you’re maladapted.

      • #119465
        Anonymous
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        if there weren’t, you wouldn’t be doing it.

        • #119466
          Anonymous
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          what a great theory

        • #119467
          Anonymous
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          Wrong.

        • #119468
          Anonymous
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          high libidio is very advantageous for reproduction, other factors have made you a social outcast incel

          • #119472
            Anonymous
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            >other factors
            Ummm antisemetic much?

            • #119474
              Anonymous
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              case in point

              • #119477
                Anonymous
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                ok, hitler

        • #119509
          Anonymous
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          90 IQ

          • #119529
            Anonymous
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            that’s an insult to 90 iqers

      • #119524
        Anonymous
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        /thread.

    • #119464
      Anonymous
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      self medicating for this bonked up reality.

    • #119469
      Anonymous
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      Let’s say you are a primate in the jungle who has learned how to jack off.
      You coom 3 times this morning.
      Then an hour later you happen to meet a fertile female who actually likes you and she has strayed away from her alpha just long enough for you to do it.
      But…oh no! You’re out of coom!
      You try to stick your shriveled dick into her vagoogoo but it can barely get hard and nothing comes out.
      Here is one example of how masturbation is actually evolutionarily disadvantageous. You’ve just squandered an opportunity to pass on your genes.
      It’s much more advantageous to stay locked and loaded at all times.

      • #119486
        Anonymous
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        this, OP is a scrote who doesnt respond because true

      • #119489
        Anonymous
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        >You’re out of coom!
        swolen balls hypothesis has been rejected long time ago.

        • #119491
          Anonymous
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          It’s certainly possible to run out of coom.
          I have personally replicated the experiment.

          • #119492
            Anonymous
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            means you’re maladapted

            • #119493
              Anonymous
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              It means there is a limited supply of my coom, which also aligns with economic theory given how in demand my coom is amongst females.

              • #119494
                Anonymous
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                >citation needed
                also
                economy is pseudoscience

          • #119505
            Anonymous
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            this is why I trust gentleman scholars more than “scientists”. Real experimental data

          • #119513
            Anonymous
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            kek, you’re just subprime meat
            i’ve done it more than 17 times in a day and a tiny amount still came out in the end

      • #119497
        Anonymous
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        good thing im not a primate and sesh doesnt work like that

      • #119520
        Anonymous
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        thanks for reminding me evolution is a pseudoscience woke af on circular reasoning and unfalsiability

      • #119521
        Anonymous
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        I impregnated my gf and I coom 3-5 times every night.
        Sounds like a scenario that never happened

      • #119522
        Anonymous
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        This is good for the species overall because the alpha ends up freaking his harem still and propagates alphaness. His coomer sons will also self select themselves out of the gene pool, even if they are more fit than the previous coomers before them. The problem we have today is birth control.

      • #119523
        Anonymous
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        Cooming is to remove old and damaged sperm. Your swimmers have a set lifespan, they don’t last forever, so if you coom once before meeting the female you have the highest chance for passing your genes on. Excessive masturbation is just a product of the human monkey brain gaining sentience and pursuing pleasure to an excessive degree, a glitch in our makeup.

    • #119470
      Anonymous
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      I’ve noticed that my desire to masturbate goes up 500% when I’m really stressed. Working a 12 hr shift and somebody in my family just died? I might masturbate like 5 times in a night.

      • #119471
        Anonymous
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        that’s learned behavior.

        • #119479
          Anonymous
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          Just sharing an anecdote anon, not arguing one way or another.

      • #119473
        Anonymous
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        jerking off is legal and easily available, meth isn’t.

      • #119525
        Anonymous
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        Maladaptive behavior. People use heroin in the same situations . Doesn’t justify it.

    • #119483
      Anonymous
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      Evolution is a meme. It’s about as real as World of Warcraft lore.
      They just observe a phenomenon and then invent explanations for how it could have/should have/ would have happened. It’s literally planet Earth fan-fiction.

      • #119484
        Anonymous
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        your education was a meme anon.

        • #119485
          Anonymous
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          not an argument

          • #119487
            Anonymous
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            yeah, just a conclusion drawn from your statement.
            Evolution is not a meme, and scientific work regarding evolutionary processes doesn’t look like you’ve described.

            • #119488
              Anonymous
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              yes it does, starting with your pathetic a priori wikipedia article
              try again, fatty.

              • #119490
                Anonymous
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                check post above regarding falsifiable
                statements constructed in the theory.

    • #119495
      Anonymous
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      There is none. Masturbation creates paraphilias

    • #119502
      Anonymous
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      Nofap is just alternative psychology and psychology isn’t science.

      • #119503
        Anonymous
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        it is channeling your coom into spiritual energy which is an ancient chinese science

        • #119504
          Anonymous
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          >spiritual energy
          so larping

        • #119506
          Anonymous
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          >chinese science
          pseudo science*

    • #119507
      Anonymous
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      so your balls dont blow up

    • #119508
      Anonymous
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      primates in captivity tend to masturbate a lot more than primate in nature. If you are masturbating excessively its because you are a captive monkey who needs to go outside

      • #119510
        Anonymous
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        I’m not monkey, scrote.

        • #119511
          Anonymous
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          sorry i dont speak chimp

      • #119518
        Anonymous
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        How do I go outside?

    • #119512
      Anonymous
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      same as other waste excretion

      Sweat -> excretes wastes, cools body temperature
      Shit -> excretes waste, opens up space for new digestion
      Pee -> excretes waste, allows new blood to be filtered
      sneeze -> excretes waste, clearing airways

      Imma follow the pattern and say semenal fluid is also bodily waste and frees up space in the testis for fresher sperm and aids in hormonal regulation

      • #119516
        Anonymous
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        scrotebrain take but you at least tried to give it logic.

      • #119526
        Anonymous
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        It reabsorbs but our body wants to reproduce

        I have been in love and i have married friends, i have realized that we enter into high stress when we are around fem*ids also we sleep less which also increases our stress.
        It seems that having a family opresses men but in a good way

        How do I go outside?

        Eat the banana (the vaxx)

        • #119527
          Anonymous
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          >It reabsorbs but our body wants to reproduce
          It costs energy to break it down to retake it in the body, most of those on the chans dont live in an environment that requires not wasting a vitamin or mineral. Its meant to be excreted

    • #119514
      Anonymous
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      >be addict
      >jerk off three times a day for at least an hour each session
      >in a year, dick head turns from consistently pink during erection to more of a white, only partially red during ejaculation
      >have permanently discolored bone white spot at bottom of head, res of bottom of head is really red and irritated looking
      i have a problem

      • #119515
        Anonymous
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        3 times? Those are baby numbers.

        • #119517
          Anonymous
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          this, it’s how you can tell the guy is larping
          t. 3 hours a day minimum every day for the past 5 years

    • #119519
      Anonymous
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      We were created in God’s image, and God is a coomer.

    • #119528
      Anonymous
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      Lower risk of prostate cancer.

    • #119530
      Anonymous
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      Post-nut clarity

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