what did Steve Jobs mean by these final words?

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    • #97481
      Anonymous
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      what did he mean by this?

    • #97483
      Anonymous
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      "Oh wow, I’m a freaking scrotebrain"

      • #97486
        Anonymous
        Guest

        how does a scrotebrain change the world?

        • #97544
          Anonymous
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          very carefully

        • #97578
          Anonymous
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          throw your entire airforce on london because some woke af scrotebrain dropped a bomb on berlin and declare war on the united states because you forgot it was just a defensive pact with japan. then override your generals’ orders on the eastern front because you’re the superior tactician. congratulations, now half of europe is a communist shithole and the other half is ruled by garden gnomes.

          • #97682
            Anonymous
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            >now half of europe is a communist shithole and the other half is ruled by garden gnomes
            uhm… what’s the difference?

        • #97631
          sagium sagemus
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          he didn’t change shit

        • #97684
          Anonymous
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          He made the successful innovation of creating locked down smartphones and tablets which cannot install anything outside an App Store.

    • #97488
      Anonymous
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      he died of aids, he was gay and cucked lots of cock. what a scrote. im glad he’s dead, and im glad he’s gone

      • #97678
        Anonymous
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        It’s worse than that. He was straight and bonked dudes just to be decadent

    • #97489
      Anonymous
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      what the fuck

      • #97512
        Anonymous
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        holy woke af

        • #97514
          Anonymous
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          https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/08/03/steve-jobs-daughter-reveals-father-said-smelled-like-toilet/
          reading through this, it’s p. clear that the gibs-grabbing mom put her daughter up to it

          • #97515
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >scroll down and they ask me to start a free trial to read more
            garden gnome media is so freaking scrotebrained, when did they start doing this? I haven’t been on these sites in years.

            • #97543
              Anonymous
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              that freaking sucks

              • #97546
                Anonymous
                Guest

                what the fuck

                why did he hate her?

                • #97558
                  Anonymous
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                  A slag comes into your room day after day just to get some inheritance juice from you, ofc he hated her

                  • #97559
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    the real reason pls

              • #97560
                Anonymous
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                Literal scrote behavior

                […]
                why did he hate her?

                the real reason pls

                scrotes hate their children

                • #97569
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  but he hated her specifically

                • #97572
                  Anonymous
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                  >had a kid that he didn’t raise
                  >spent his money on frivolous shit like a new porsche when his old one got scratched
                  >too scrotebrained to code
                  Guys, I think Steve Jobs was actually black! The history books erased his true heritage!

              • #97563
                Anonymous
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                i wish he were still alive so he could get cancelled harder than anyone in history and destroy apple along with him

              • #97651
                Anonymous
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                >take rage out on the kid
                >either lying to the kid or lying to the celebrity to look good
                What a freaking loser.

              • #97663
                Anonymous
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                Kek. It seems he accepted the mutts in the end

              • #97676
                Anonymous
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                kek. he was clearly some kind of narcissist

      • #97583
        Anonymous
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        bathing in the toilet, being a toilet to his compatriots, catering to the world’s toiletless population, founding the world’s largest toilet-woke af building

        he was an absolute expert when it came to toilet smell too, so you know this assessment is accurate

        • #97687
          Anonymous
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          Kek

      • #97672
        Anonymous
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        To be fair, if a guy who was known for never showering and soaking his feet in the toilet tells you that you smell like a toilet, you must smell pretty damn bad.

    • #97490
      Anonymous
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      Ligma

      • #97513
        Anonymous
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        Ligma what?

        • #97680
          Anonymous
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          Not much dog how bout u

    • #97491
      Anonymous
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      sounds like dying brain gibberish.

      His last words when he would’ve still been … say legally allowed to drive, are probably more interesting.

    • #97511
      Anonymous
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      He binged Skins and fell in love with Cassie.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-BM4tMZOYw

      • #97591
        Anonymous
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        where were you going with this post anon?

        • #97656
          Anonymous
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          Sneed.

      • #97643
        Anonymous
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        wow it’s been a while

    • #97516
      Anonymous
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      Probably Aids delirium

      • #97622
        Anonymous
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        That’s a thing?

        • #97666
          Anonymous
          Guest

          yes, look it up scrote

    • #97548
      Anonymous
      Guest

      everything else about jobs suggests he was a massive freaking prick, like every tech billionaire, so this is hardly surprising.

      morons will still follow them though. it’s happening again with americans peasant class and elon musk while he does typical billionaire shit to keep the working class poor.

    • #97550
      Anonymous
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      >oh wow this is the end there’s nothing I can do death is coming here it com-

      • #97552
        Anonymous
        Guest

        pretty sure it wasn’t coming towards him in the style of a moving truck like you’re describing

    • #97555
      Anonymous
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      • #97590
        Anonymous
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        iDoge xddds

        • #97633
          Anonymous
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          heehee

      • #97689
        Anonymous
        Guest

        lemao

    • #97561
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How would Apple be different if Jobs had just worn a freaking rubber all those years back?

      • #97566
        Anonymous
        Guest

        He died because he thought standing in urine would cure his csncer

    • #97575
      Anonymous
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      God was showing him Hell for bringing social media to the masses and ruining our society

      • #97581
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >implying social media wouldnt have been available eventually in normal phones

    • #97586
      Anonymous
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      so he had three children with his wife, but he swore to a judge that he’s sterile, to prove that lisa brennan couldn’t be his daughter.
      what the fuck?

    • #97594
      Anonymous
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      "remove. the head. phone jack. "

    • #97618
      Anonymous
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      "I’m not glad he’s dead, but I’m glad he’s gone"

    • #97626
      Anonymous
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      it’s impossible that his last words weren’t " smartphones are a mistake and will nullify humanity"

    • #97638
      Anonymous
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      OH NO NO NO NO

    • #97647
      Anonymous
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      He was cut off. What he meant was
      "Ow wow. Ow wow. Ow wow. These drugs are freaking ace."

      • #97669
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This.
        "OH OWW OW OWW OWW STOP STABBING ME SATAN PLEASE"

    • #97660
      Anonymous
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      KEK

    • #97674
      bruce3434
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      Morphine

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