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What did Adolf Hitler do in World War 1?
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looked after his dog until some cocksucking railroad goon stole it from him
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got mad when the lads didnt like dieing in mud, note he didnt have to fight in the trenches, he was a runner between command posts
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>he was a runner between command posts
wow, totally not dangerous at all-
certainly less dangerous than charging enemy positions
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a trench is the freaking safest part of a ww1 battlefield. you’re talking about a guy who had to run between and across them constantly.
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Not that bad since you never have to engage the enemy, and have no positions to hold or take. He was one of the "hundred yards back" guys, I forget who made the quote.
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You’re so scrotebrained.
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Boo hoo, Hitler got shelled. Everybody got shelled. He didn’t have to stay in the place of highest instance of shelling for more than a little while, before he would go back to fortified command dugouts to get more messages. He was statistically far less likely to get hit than your real average soldier like Junger, that’s why 80% of his unit can be hit and he was not.
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>He was statistically far less likely to get hit than your real average soldier
No, he wasn’t. He was just better at his job. Stop pretending like you know what he went through you garden gnomed degenerate -
shelling is what killed the majority of armed forces during conflict in the 20th century, yet during trench war the amount of ordinance required to dislodge a force from a trench was extraordinary; risk of dying from strikes was far lower when in a trench. Runners would spend the majority of their time running along and between trenches. Running back and forth between trenches was very hazardous, due to factors such as sniper fire, artillery strikes ect
Also messengers were commonly targeted making it a dangerous profession. Often messengers would have to run between trenches, especially during flanking maneuvers to coordinate fire-support, reinforcement, directional operation et al. It was common practice to send multiple messengers due to the inherent risk of the profession. Its o.k. to not obsess over how to demean Hitler in every instantiation of him, I am here for emotional support if need be.
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No need to speak like a passive aggressive tumblr girl.
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You do realize he left a few of his friends in a shell hole to carry a message and came back to find their mangled bodies right?
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Kek, pretending that trench runners didn’t have a higher fatality rate just so you can btfo Hitler
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How come he got shrapnel in his leg then?
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friendly fire from an incompetently requested artillery strike by hitler himself
t. academic-
Give me your academic source on that pls
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>t. academic
always the most pathetic dudes act just like internet whores-
"I’m a real man!" is as much of a cope to authority as saying, "I’m an academic."
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OMG, it was a joke ffs
there is no paper claiming hitler called an artillery strike on himself. but i could imagine someone eventually writing it, given the tendency of how they downplay everything positive about hitler.-
Take your meds.
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Pissed off his squad who thought he came off like a total nutcase.
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had a mental breakdown. was sent to a psychiatric hospital where he was diagnosed with hysteria
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>read schopenhauer
>captured 15 enemy soldiers
>contemplated politics
>casually played with the weight of his iron crosses-
Schopenhaur sucks
All my siss hate Schopenhaur-
Your siss either coomers or gay as fuck. Maybe both.
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Were the enemy soldiers he captured British or French?
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officially british, inofficially french
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Kek
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He was a hero
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Saw battle at Ypres. Had 80% of his battalion wiped out.
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80% of his battalion actually saw combat that day.
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He got recommended the Iron Cross by his gnomish commanding officer.
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it was some random garden gnome from another regiment
then there was a random garden gnome from another batallion
both are supposed to have "recommended" him.
leftists are too ignorant of military taxonomy-
>leftists are too ignorant of military taxonomy
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>some random garden gnome from another regiment
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Gutmann
>Throughout most of 1918, from 29 January to 31 August, Lt. Gutmann served as Adolf Hitler’s direct superior."direct superior" doesn’t sound random to me
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The guy was in WWI for 4 years. No shit he saw combat
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IIRC he was spared by a British soldier while running orders
My personal theory is that the experience influenced his decision to halt the assault on Dunkirk, thus sparing thousands of British soldiers and returning the favor-
Well that’s a stupid theory
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He halted the attack because the Germans ran out of fuel iirc. He wasn’t a military idiot (at least not until the end of the war) and could’ve recognized letting the enemy escape to be a bad idea.
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>his decision to halt the assault on Dunkirk,
Wasn’t even his decision, it was the local officers on the ground realizing that they had gassed out and could not form a cohesive and organized attack immediately. They had to regroup, resupply, and rest while the British were retreating.
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Run like hell.
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>fought in the trenches
>got wounded, didnt want to leave his frens
>dedication means he probably won’t desert so reassigned as a runner
>got reassigned to Ypres, body shortages got him in a combat role
>caught in a gas attack along with his frens, blinded and bleeding while others died all around him
>facing blindness and shrapnel wounds during the day and memories of his frens at night, listened to the gloating of malingerers who faked injuries
>regains sight and starts recovering
>came back to germany in a civil war started by foreign born garden gnomes who wormed their way out of any fighting
when you go through his life prior to 1923, it really is a firegone conclusion that he was going to giga chimpout -
Mark Felton has a good video on his WW1 service.
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He was effay as fuck.
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you have to be 18 to post here
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If I was underage I would have said that Hitler was drippy as fuck.
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Young Hitler looks weirdly like Rami Malek.
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Old Hitler looks weirdly like Bald and Bankrupt
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Bald is gnomish tho….hmmmmm
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Trench runner
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he had sex with dudes
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Better question:
>What exactly was Hitler doing in march and april 1919 during the Bavarian communist thing?
>Why does he omitt this entire chapter of his life in his book?
>Why doesn’t he include show how bad communism is with examples from his own stay during this whole communist uprising?
>Why does he summerize these two months of his life in a communist reality with a single sentence: ‘I was nearly captured’? (by whom by the way?)
Interesting isn’t it?-
What are you implying here?
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It wouldn’t be too surprising considering Mussolini’s similar metamorphosis. And to some degree fascism being (not)communism
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oй , cиcки нa cпeнe пpиятнo , вepнo?
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Guy saw the horror of mustard gas and found it the most ignoble weapon ever devised
Which is why I find it laughable that he was memes as the "gas the garden gnomes" guy -
Wasn’t he a mail carrier? He would run back and forth between the front lines and command posts delivering orders that for whatever reason can’t be delivered via radio.
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radio was often unreliable and unsecured
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