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    • #80464
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Buy van
      >Build livable room inside
      >Park van on unowned property, and start small farm, or even just buy an acre of land.
      >start small farm, and build small home
      >if ever discovered, just leave, because you have the van
      Why havent you taken the van pill yet?

    • #80465
      Anonymous
      Guest

      doesn’t take much carpentry to turn a cargo van into a comfortable mobile home.

      • #80492
        Anonymous
        Guest

        See that square in the middle? Thats your shitter. You don’t have a shower.

        • #80525
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You can shit outside like our ancestors did for thousands of years.

          • #80559
            Anonymous
            Guest

            sure, but then dont post on pol about how great it is

        • #80546
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >no shower
          >giant body of water in background of pic related…

      • #80532
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Comfortable for what? Three fucking days. Houselets are insufferable. There is no future living in that glorified closet

        • #80541
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Vans are good for saving on rent and being mobile. But the lifestyle still implies you’re wage cucking like crazy and deeply dependent on multiple systems of society. I’d only do it temporarily to save up to buy land, build a cabin and eventually stop wage cucking.

          • #80547
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Funny how you wont show where the shit bucket is stored.
            Also you wont show that you need to hook up to power to run the PC in there or you will drain the battery. You have to runt he van just to have cool air or a heater and there are no blinds on the windows so it gets cold in there. I’ve had a van and an RV and the RV is so much better.

            >implying
            RV cucks are so defensive. Is it that thing where you buy things you can’t afford and then mold your identity around those things to justify the price? I said vans are even worse. If you were a literate homeowner you would incorporate that into your interpretation of the text.

            >defensive
            >reality = being defensive
            sure thing van cuck.

            • #80553
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >a nice rainy morning
              >let me just grab a coffee and then go outside in the rain to shit in a bucket
              >the good life

              Most people use these composting toilets, that they claim are completely odourless. I know poor country diverse folk in Romania or Moldova or something where they still use horse draw carts use a similar technique in their outhouses that they also claim is odourless.
              But there are people that can’t afford a composting toiler and do indeed shit into plastic bags in a confined space, kek.

              • #80562
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Watch the videos.
                >omg this toilet is so great
                >all we have to do is stir the shit regularly and mix it with dogfood or some shit
                >it only takes 30% of the living space and our constant attention
                >yeah it sometimes smells

              • #80563
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >bag shitters
                They use those bags for Jenkem.

                There is not a road legal RV that is larger than my master bedroom and i only have 2300sf. Thats just the bedroom not including the 2 walkin closets, master bath….or of course the rest of the house. To even consider an RV as an alternative to a house, much less a studio apartment is faulty. RVs are glorified.campers. theyre one step up from a tent. Ive camped in both and the price of an RV precludes it being worth owninv for that putpose. If you can live in an arV and not hate life after 1 month youre a special person

                >implying chad RVers don’t have a house
                >implying master race RVers don’t stay at comfy RV resorts
                I would rather live in an RV then a van if i had the choice.

              • #80582
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I use one in my house. It is completely odorless and cost me about $50.00 to make.

                • #80585
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >I use one in my house. It is completely odorless and cost me about $50.00 to make.

                  Plot twist: It’s not odorless. You’ve grown accustomed to the odor, that’s all.

                  Invite someone over and watch how fast they make an excuse to leave.

                  (Please note I I said "invite" and not "kidnap.")

          • #80548
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >a nice rainy morning
            >let me just grab a coffee and then go outside in the rain to shit in a bucket
            >the good life

            • #80549
              Anonymous
              Guest

              maybe them drinking coffee blocks out the smell of their own shit int he bucket.

          • #80592
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Come back in 30 years and let us know how the van life is doing.
            Are there any van life folks that are going on 30+ years of vanning?

            • #80596
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I’m sure there’s some Irish or Gypsies or some other traveler type person in Europe that has that kind of mileage.

      • #80542
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Goddamn..1 photo and like 9 shwrp corners the person who finished the inside of that clearly wasnt the person staying it it….looks great…..enjoy that constant bruises

      • #80557
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >shits in a home depot pale
        >"now this is living!"
        jejs

      • #80565
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >live in the pod goy
        >own nothing goy

      • #80593
        Anonymous
        Guest

        where do I plug my gamer pc

    • #80466
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >raise chickens
      >Chickens leave
      >Wasted digits

      • #80467
        Anonymous
        Guest

        So put up wire in your hidey hole property. Noone will know.

    • #80468
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Nowhere to store firearms, extra BCG, ammo, magazines.

      Nowhere to raise children

      Not a proper house for a wife

      If you don’t have a house, no one will actually believe you own the land you are staying on

      No proper shower/bath

      Essentially a can screams that you are too lazy to build a small lodge/house and will be forever alone.

      • #80469
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Its an alternative to living in a tent, and you can always build a home if you buy the property. Buying a house or an apartment now is retarded.

        • #80473
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Buying a house or an apartment now is retarded.

          In a city, this is true.
          Unfortunately, more and more people are waking up and realising this.
          Fortunately there’s still a fuckload of low population density regions to move to (for now)

        • #80526
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >buy condo
          >value increase 35% in last year
          >apparently I’m retard

          Hmmm

          • #80594
            Sage
            Guest

            Get back to us next year when your condo is a bomb crater

        • #80597
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I bought a house for 260k, put 95k down and now it’s worth 340k. I’m happy with my decision.

      • #80550
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Raising children is not about their material conditions, it’s about teaching them right and wrong.

      • #80579
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Eh gypsies do it. They’re not all petty thieves and vandals, they live the ultimate "leave me alone" existence next to the Amish.
        Based.

    • #80470
      Anonymous
      Guest

      but where do you shit?

      • #80476
        Anonymous
        Guest

        In your condo you only live in the van when you are making youtube videos.

      • #80485
        Godfather
        Guest

        In the sink, of course.

      • #80520
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I would go outside.
        dig a hole
        take a shit
        fill hole in
        use water or the sea to wash my ass
        have bar of soap to clean
        job done (I’ve done this many times) toilets and showers are modern inventions.

        • #80575
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I see the Indian VPNs are back up.

        • #80578
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >toilets and showers are modern inventions.

          They’re modern inventions for a reason, you stupid faggot. You think people 100 years ago invented them just for fun? Or by accident? They invented them because pooping in a hole in the woods in the middle of winter with insects flying around your dick is a nightmare. They invented them because trying to bathe in freezing or filthy water is a nightmare. Or let me guess — you’re going to shit in your lake, and also drink from it?

          Fuck you retards are retarded. I hope you all die. Just please don’t take normal people down with you.

          • #80580
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >They invented them because trying to bathe in freezing or filthy water is a nightmare.

            People didn’t bathe outside back then, retard.

            • #80583
              Anonymous
              Guest

              I know that, you stupid fucking illiterate faggot. I was only responding to the original post where he said that was his plan.

              So where did people bathe? Indoors. In a tub full of water that they had to share with all their family members one after another.

              Goddamn every time I think I’ve seen the stupidest post possible, one of you goddamn tools comes along and says something even stupider.

              Fuck I wish a giant asteroid would smash into the Earth and kill you all.

        • #80586
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You don’t need soap. I haven’t used soap in a year and my ass has never felt better. The natural bacteria do their job

      • #80584
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Outside retard, where people did since time began

        • #80591
          Anonymous
          Guest

          where did people shit before that

          • #80595
            Anonymous
            Guest

            The eternal form of shit eternally flowed from the eternal form of man. Time didn’t exist so no time passed, the potentiality of pooping men simply existed in its most primitive form.

      • #80599
        Sage
        Guest

        Compost toilet or black water tank system.

    • #80471
      Anonymous
      Guest

      fucking gypsy

    • #80475
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Worked out great for that blonde thot that’s been all over the news.

    • #80477
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why not park it on owned land? Even if it’s some shitty plot in the middle of nowhere with no plumbing/electricity?

    • #80478
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This will not work unless you have a friend’s property.

      As a man with a farm, I can tell you. Soil is the key and you won’t waste your time on someone else’s land. Pests will destroy you on all levels.

    • #80479
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Go sleep in your car for one night. Most people will give up and go back inside lol

    • #80480
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Ok murderous incel
      REMEMBER AMERICAS DAUGHTER

    • #80483
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Doesn’t work in Canadian winter
      Also I have kids because I’m not an incel like 90% of the Amerimutts on /poo/

      • #80598
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Also I have kids
        they have to actually be yours tho

    • #80484
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >start farm
      >just leave

      Bitch, you serious?

      • #80487
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Fags are always ssuper sserial.

      • #80495
        Anonymous
        Guest

        dude, just live in the moment :DDD

    • #80486
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It would be better to just use the van to hold the pieces of a yurt which you can then setup.

    • #80496
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Park van at nudist resort

      Don’t need to wear clothes

      Save money on laundry

      No need to own shower because nudist resorts have public bathrooms

      Most nudist resorts have kitchens for potluck dinners.

      Combine the nudistpill and the vanpill. Maximum comfort.

    • #80497
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Virgin Van
      >most cheap ones have no shitter
      >have to shit in a bucket
      >have to cook outside even in the cold
      >most chap vans have zero shower
      >shower outside like a wild animal
      >sleep on side of road with traffic and can get carjacked or ticket any time
      >easy to just get fast food so that’s all you eat
      >small fresh water tank if any, dose not last long
      >smell all the time because it’s a chore to wash cloths
      >have to sleep in the cold with engine running and waste gas because engine was not made as a generator
      >everyone thinks you are a homeless bumb
      >everyone hates you

      Chad RV
      >multiple beds
      >multiple TV’s
      >shitter and shower
      >has own generator
      >has batteries for solar
      >full kitchen for cooking and storing food
      >can cook healthy meals and never have to eat out
      >people envy your RV when you drive past
      >can two other shit
      >pull into truck stop and truckers wont fuck with you
      >can live off grid forever
      >massive black and grey tank, take big shits all week then unload on side of road by where virgin van fags are "they wont notice because of the constant smell of their shit bucket"
      >can register it as a home so cops cant enter or search without a warrant

      Everyone knows the correct choice.

      • #80501
        Anonymous
        Guest

        RVs are very expensive, almost the price of a real home and built cheaply.

        • #80533
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >buy used RV
          >cheaper then home
          it’s only alot if you buy new

          I bought a nice RV. It’s ok but also pretty gay. You shit in a box. It’s hidden behind a nice toilet but it’s still a box with shit in it.
          I can’t imagine how gay the van homeless life is. No wonder they murder so much.

          >You shit in a box
          >my RV is so bad i shit in a box
          mine has a toilet with a flushout system in the black tank. really easy to empty.

          Virgin Van
          >nobody knows there’s someone living there

          Chad RV
          >every fucking person on earth that spots the RV on DOTR will think ”Let’s loot that RV”

          >nobody knows there’s someone living there
          So it will get a ticket and or towed
          >DOTR will think ”Let’s loot that RV”
          >implying I dont have guns in it
          >implying there are not 5+ people in it locked and loaded
          on the DOTR ill be running logistics and driving vans off the roads.

          • #80537
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >mine has a toilet with a flushout system in the black tank. really easy to empty.
            >the black tank
            You mean the box where you store shit while you drive around?
            The $100k ones here had the same system. It’s easy to empty and I never see or smell shit but it’s gay. There are videos from users of every type of shitbox talking about how easy it is but all of them are messing around with some fucking shitbox where they store shit while they drive around with shit in their cars.

            • #80539
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >what is a Septic tank
              >confirming you dont smell shit in a proper RV
              >implying it’s bad that you can pull up and unload your shit onto a virgin vannie
              >implying vannies don’t drive around with their shit bucket in back
              >implying vannies dont drive around holding their own shit in them because they have to find a shitter to shit in or shit on the side of their road/in their shit bucket.

              • #80545
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >implying
                RV cucks are so defensive. Is it that thing where you buy things you can’t afford and then mold your identity around those things to justify the price? I said vans are even worse. If you were a literate homeowner you would incorporate that into your interpretation of the text.

      • #80509
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I bought a nice RV. It’s ok but also pretty gay. You shit in a box. It’s hidden behind a nice toilet but it’s still a box with shit in it.
        I can’t imagine how gay the van homeless life is. No wonder they murder so much.

      • #80521
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Virgin Van
        >nobody knows there’s someone living there

        Chad RV
        >every fucking person on earth that spots the RV on DOTR will think ”Let’s loot that RV”

      • #80528
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >cooking things
        >wanting to shower
        >not wanting to be like a wild animal
        >caring about what anybody thinks
        >wanting to have TV’s
        >wanting to generate envy from others
        >thinking you can live off grid forever with just an RV
        >thinking cops won’t enter your house because muh warrant
        bluepilled

        • #80534
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >living like a melanoid

      • #80554
        Anonymous
        Guest

        There is not a road legal RV that is larger than my master bedroom and i only have 2300sf. Thats just the bedroom not including the 2 walkin closets, master bath….or of course the rest of the house. To even consider an RV as an alternative to a house, much less a studio apartment is faulty. RVs are glorified.campers. theyre one step up from a tent. Ive camped in both and the price of an RV precludes it being worth owninv for that putpose. If you can live in an arV and not hate life after 1 month youre a special person

        • #80556
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Thats a lot of dead soil you aren’t making any money on anon. Just saying :/

          • #80569
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Not sure what youre saying actually. Dead soil because a house is on it? I bought it in 2016 it has gone up 60% since then. I coukd sell by next weekend and triple the equity i have in it. Tell me what i can farm to make those returns?

            • #80577
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Thats a one time return. Just depends how you value wealth.
              If you’re future generations had that they could potentially return revenue and do the same thing as you for even more money.

      • #80581
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >>massive black and grey tank, take big shits all week then unload on side of road by where virgin van fags are "they wont notice because of the constant smell of their shit bucket"
        I lost it here

    • #80498
      Anonymous
      Guest

      bought a 4+ bedroom home and I regret it. Wish I would have bought a van and a piece of land instead. Dont fall for the morgage meme.

    • #80499
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Why havent you taken the van pill yet?
      Because literally every decent human being in the history of human beings has been lead to believe we should make civilization better/cleaner/safer than a fucking van… because the fuckers who invented “van-life” used to be called gypsies and killed on sight because they were godless heathens

    • #80502
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because i don’t have a qt gf

    • #80504
      Anonymous
      Guest

      An option more ppl are becoming open to, fuck taxes in this country. 40% of my income goes to a puppet government

    • #80506
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >van pill
      I called it Foley-pill.

    • #80513
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I own a farm. I can’t imagine farming on land you don’t own. What’s the point of improving the land if you’ll never benefit from the sale of it? You’ll spend your life never having fulfilment I think

    • #80515
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Where do you live with an excess of land with no owner of record?

      • #80518
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Theres a law in Texas that lets you camp and improve land and then own it if no one says shit and you pay taxes after so many years. Fun fact.

        • #80536
          Anonymous
          Guest

          That’s a law in many states but it almost never pans out for the trespasser. Also a good chance you’ll get caught because of the tax man if you build any structure. Since most use pictometry for property tax purposes. Seems you’d be better off looking for land with no owner of record. Often due to lack of records or new surveys leaving gaps between parcels. Or just wait for land seized for unpaid taxes to come up for auction. Happens often when people die with family that is out of state.

          • #80540
            Anonymous
            Guest

            There’s a law in Ecuador where you can claim ownership of land that you are living on if no one says anything after x amount of years. And if often does work out well for the squatter. I spent many years living there but I rented properties.

    • #80516
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >put years of effort building shit for someone else just to get kicked out by cop diverse folk

      I’d rather not dumbass

    • #80519
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Lives in van by a river.
      Saves so much money.
      Wants to improve local reputation.
      Offers "Free Candy" to children.
      Saves a fortune on meat budget.

    • #80524
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >unowned property

      Retard, there is no such thing.

      If it’s not privately owned the government owns it.

      • #80538
        Anonymous
        Guest

        There is land with no known legal owner of record. And there is a legal process to claim said land.

    • #80530
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >not my thot gabby?!?
      >fuck babies though abortion is cool.
      >and all those Americans in Afghanistan, fuck them too.
      >borders, are evil, a Haitian invasion is long over do.
      KYS faggots.

    • #80531
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i took the land pill a long time ago

    • #80535
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Cheaper just to build a simple timber house. More room as well.

    • #80544
      Anonymous
      Guest

      If I’m going to be homeless I’ll go all in and takeover the local tent city.
      Hookers and drug money

    • #80551
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Have you taken the van pill OP?

    • #80555
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Careful. All of this "van life, off-the-grid life, tiny homes, etc." is a psyop to prep you for the Great Reset. They want you to have nothing and be happy about it, remember? It’s no coincidence that this type of shit is popping into mainstream culture. Look at how a lot of people, even people in this thread, are eating it up.

    • #80558
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I have a toilet in my van that empties out through a hole I cut in the floor. When I have to shit, I park on a quiet street, drop my payload and drive back to my campsite.

    • #80564
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Wales is the most beautiful part of the UK, swear to god

    • #80566
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >no water supply
      >no electricity
      >no internet
      >nowhere to wash or shit
      >nowhere to clean clothes
      >city will remove you from land you don’t own
      >city will ask you to remove structures without planning permission or up to code
      >city will stop you living like a vagrant even if you own the land
      we just don’t live in this world anymore anon

    • #80567
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >unowned property
      being this tarded

    • #80568
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Police see van
      >want to fuck you for any/all reasons
      >have sufficient reasonable suspicion to impound your van for possible drug related involvement just because it isn’t normal
      >judge will side with police, up to you to prove it isn’t involved in drug-related crimes
      >lawyer will cost more than the van itself
      >now homeless

      No, really. Just so you all know, police have the power to impound these things at whim, regardless of your state, in the US. To them these are mobile drug dens and manufactories and normal law-abiding citizens should have nothing to do with them. You have no recourse if they decide to fuck with you. That is just how the law works in this situation. Do not invest in something that can be confiscated at whim by law enforcement.

    • #80570
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >house’s transmission dies
      >have to take house to mechanic
      >crash on housebuddy’s couch while your house is in the shop

      vantards are a special type of low iq.

    • #80571
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Pigs will kill you if you don’t contribute to their pension

    • #80573
      Anonymous
      Guest

      No restrictions deed. Can live in a hole on your land if you like.
      Manage an RV park or be grounds keeper- free rent.
      Truck driver- get paid and have bunk.

    • #80574
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >He guys just ostracise yourself from society while poos and chinks enjoy the life that was rightfully yours.

    • #80576
      Anonymous
      Guest

      its illegal due to zoning laws in the US

    • #80587
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Anyone who uses soap will eventually get the vax because their fucking retards who believe in SCIENCE!. You don’t need soap

    • #80588
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >van gets stolen, you now have nothing
      >van gets broken into, half your stuff is taken and some nig takes a shit inside just to spite you, your home is ruined
      Nah.

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