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this is the best coffee technology out there. hands down
>doesnt require power
>works on gas or open fire outdoors
>filters trannies and wagecucks
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Just buy a freaking kettle what is this onions garbage
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Its good sometimes. The coffee is silty. Filtered coffee is more popular for a reason.
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freaking bean slaves.
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>drinking coffee
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Coffee is woke af. It helps me focus so I’m not cooming 5 times a day.
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>I-I-I NEED MY DRUGS TO NOT COOOOOOM
>I’M SO OMG this -
>not cooming hyped up on caffeine
uwotm8?-
Coffee is woke af. It helps me focus so I’m not cooming 5 times a day.
Caffeine does not stop cooming. Nicotine does. And it increases testosterone levels
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>doesnt require power
>gas
>fire
just freaking have a nice day
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I have never been able to make coffee in cezve as tasty as a coffee machine does…
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>doesnt require power
>(needs a fire to work)
>what is a cast-iron pot and a spit -
this good this and fire hot i make me coffee now is good
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Is coffee good for you?
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i think that’s about the least relevant question you could ask in a thread like this, fám
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Eat shit!
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romanian detected
for those that didn’t get it:
>pic is a few pieces of turkish delight (lokum), which is fruit-flavored jelly
>in romanian, turkish delight is called rahat
>rahat means shit, turd
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Roach here. We see these as primitive tools for making coffee, we buy a coffee machine whenever we can afford. It is a common knowledge that machines are better at making coffee.
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You feel qualified to speak on behalf of all roaches?
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this. turkish coffee is shit for plebs.
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>doesnt require power
>works on gas or open fire outdoors
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Any manual operations require a powered being.
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it’s safe to assume op meant external power
there are various things you can do that don’t require external power, things like steeping and chemical reactions happen without needing to add extra energy into the system
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>not simply drinking instant coffee
>one tenth the price
>indefinite shelf life
>requires NOTHING, not even fire or a pot
>done in under ten seconds start to finish
>higher quality than the vast majority of coffee
Imagine brewing like a scrotebrain-
>higher quality than the vast majority of coffee
I drink instant coffee, and this is where you’re wrong.-
this, that stuff smells a little like pee. I heard some guys who worked at jolly green giant peed in the peas a while back, it’s not inconceivable that a disgruntled coffee plant worker might sauce up the goods
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>grainy taste
>invariably low quality
just buy a damn drip maker-
>grainy taste
anon you’re supposed to dissolve it in hot water first
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>bragging about consuming cheap normalscrote shit
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T. Insect
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enjoy your bleached coffee that probably had a bad case of neurotoxin mold during manufacturing.
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superior tech coming through
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>doesnt require power
Obviously it does, unless you somehow managed to make it boil just by staring at it.
>works on gas or open fire outdoors
So does instant coffee.
>filters trannies and wagecucks
Coffee is a priori a wagecuck beverage.
>doesnt cost $1000
Just stop being poor.
>best coffee technology out there
That would be the espresso machine. The next best is picrelated.-
>not having laser vision in the current year
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woke af.
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>Coffee is a priori a wagecuck beverage.
Fuck you.
This is like saying that cars are are for people who work.
Sure, some weirdos don’t take the bus or the train and drive their car to work but most people drive it leisurely, because they like driving, because it brings them to nicer places and at their own pace.
Well, no. Fuck you.
I like the taste of coffee, I like the little jolt of energy it gives me, and I like that it keeps me slim. -
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Pourover, aeropress, French press, and v60 are all superior to that garbage (and don’t require power)
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French press is best technology, you get pure coffee without the toxic powder ingredients.
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https://i.imgur.com/oyhSaEn.gif
>coffee
>toxic powder ingredients
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>filters trannies and wagecucks
What? Did you just shove in random words like an AI or something? The only people it filters are people who are allergic to the silt on the bottom for whatever reason
>oh noooooo I want juice but I don’t want pulp in it ewww that’s disgusting 🙁
"wagecucks" would love it if anything, it’s more caffeinated than your usual coffee for it.Of the stovetop coffee makers the moka pot is flat out better, not because it filters, but because it allows you to make larger amounts and the technology is interesting.
But a moka doesn’t fill up your entire apartment with the smell of coffee like a cezve does, it’s the only way of making coffee that it’s a nostalgia trip every time, it’s just sex in scent form.
Turkish grind require expensive grinders to make properly though, if you buy preground that’s been taken care of for you, but if you want to make your own with whatever beans you have on hand tough luck.>But anon, what kind of snowflake grind does it want?
Beyond espresso grind, it’s superfine. Imagine dipping your finger in flour and moving in around, that’s how your coffee grounds should feel if you want to make great turkish coffee the traditional way, not like the tiny shards you usually have. -
drip coffee is best because I can put a pot on first thing in the morning and just refill my mug through the day
otherwise aeropress for a one-off cup because fuck cleaning up after using a french press
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pic related
better coffee than the vast majority what you’ll get with the plebeian contraptions seen in here
and because my time is actually worth something-
post your machine with timestamp
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Thought about getting one of these because I can’t be arsed to mess around with other contraptions for nothing but a cup of coffee
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> coffee pod
Ah yes, the delicious taste of plastic-
they’re aluminum you dumb shit
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even worse
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>doesnt require power
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French press or Mokka pot
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>not doing 3 shots from an aeropress every day
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sis you are literally just boiling water
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this is LULZ not /ck/ kiddo.
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The best coffee technology is a french press. Or more completely french press + grinder + kettle. And those things are all cheap.
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>The best coffee technology is a french press.
agreed
>kettle
there are steel presses you can put on the stove
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Doesnt require power, works with gas..
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How are you gonna light a fire in your apartment, rentoid?
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what kind of a magic wand are you using to heat water without using power?
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>not drinking tea
pleb coffee cucks.
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