This is the best coffee technology out there, hands down

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    • #66155
      Anonymous
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      this is the best coffee technology out there. hands down
      >doesnt require power
      >works on gas or open fire outdoors
      >filters trannies and wagecucks
      >doesnt cost $1000

    • #66156
      Anonymous
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      Just buy a freaking kettle what is this onions garbage

    • #66157
      Anonymous
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      Its good sometimes. The coffee is silty. Filtered coffee is more popular for a reason.

    • #66158
      Anonymous
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      freaking bean slaves.

    • #66159
      Anonymous
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      >drinking coffee

    • #66160
      Anonymous
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      Coffee is woke af. It helps me focus so I’m not cooming 5 times a day.

    • #66161
      Anonymous
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      >doesnt require power
      >gas
      >fire
      just freaking have a nice day
      also

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    • #66162
      Anonymous
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      I have never been able to make coffee in cezve as tasty as a coffee machine does…

    • #66163
      Anonymous
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      >doesnt require power
      >(needs a fire to work)
      >what is a cast-iron pot and a spit

    • #66164
      Anonymous
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      this good this and fire hot i make me coffee now is good

    • #66165
      Anonymous
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      Is coffee good for you?

      • #66191
        Anonymous
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        i think that’s about the least relevant question you could ask in a thread like this, fám

    • #66166
      Anonymous
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      Eat shit!

      • #66202
        Anonymous
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        romanian detected

        for those that didn’t get it:
        >pic is a few pieces of turkish delight (lokum), which is fruit-flavored jelly
        >in romanian, turkish delight is called rahat
        >rahat means shit, turd

    • #66167
      Anonymous
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      Roach here. We see these as primitive tools for making coffee, we buy a coffee machine whenever we can afford. It is a common knowledge that machines are better at making coffee.

      • #66170
        Anonymous
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        You feel qualified to speak on behalf of all roaches?

      • #66197
        Anonymous
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        this. turkish coffee is shit for plebs.

    • #66171
      Anonymous
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      >doesnt require power
      >works on gas or open fire outdoors
      well which one is it? does it require power or not?

      • #66172
        Anonymous
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        Any manual operations require a powered being.

        • #66174
          Anonymous
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          it’s safe to assume op meant external power
          there are various things you can do that don’t require external power, things like steeping and chemical reactions happen without needing to add extra energy into the system

    • #66175
      Anonymous
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      >not simply drinking instant coffee
      >one tenth the price
      >indefinite shelf life
      >requires NOTHING, not even fire or a pot
      >done in under ten seconds start to finish
      >higher quality than the vast majority of coffee
      Imagine brewing like a scrotebrain

      • #66177
        Anonymous
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        >higher quality than the vast majority of coffee
        I drink instant coffee, and this is where you’re wrong.

        • #66178
          Anonymous
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          this, that stuff smells a little like pee. I heard some guys who worked at jolly green giant peed in the peas a while back, it’s not inconceivable that a disgruntled coffee plant worker might sauce up the goods

      • #66179
        Anonymous
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        >grainy taste
        >invariably low quality
        just buy a damn drip maker

        • #66206
          Anonymous
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          >grainy taste
          anon you’re supposed to dissolve it in hot water first

      • #66181
        Anonymous
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        >bragging about consuming cheap normalscrote shit
        pathetic

      • #66205
        Anonymous
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        T. Insect

      • #66211
        Anonymous
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        enjoy your bleached coffee that probably had a bad case of neurotoxin mold during manufacturing.

    • #66176
      Anonymous
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      superior tech coming through

    • #66180
      Anonymous
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      >doesnt require power
      Obviously it does, unless you somehow managed to make it boil just by staring at it.
      >works on gas or open fire outdoors
      So does instant coffee.
      >filters trannies and wagecucks
      Coffee is a priori a wagecuck beverage.
      >doesnt cost $1000
      Just stop being poor.
      >best coffee technology out there
      That would be the espresso machine. The next best is picrelated.

      • #66182
        Anonymous
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        >not having laser vision in the current year

      • #66208
        Anonymous
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        woke af.

      • #66209
        Anonymous
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        >Coffee is a priori a wagecuck beverage.
        Fuck you.
        This is like saying that cars are are for people who work.
        Sure, some weirdos don’t take the bus or the train and drive their car to work but most people drive it leisurely, because they like driving, because it brings them to nicer places and at their own pace.
        Well, no. Fuck you.
        I like the taste of coffee, I like the little jolt of energy it gives me, and I like that it keeps me slim.

      • #66210
        Anonymous
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        […]

        Pourover, aeropress, French press, and v60 are all superior to that garbage (and don’t require power)

    • #66183
      Anonymous
      Guest

      French press is best technology, you get pure coffee without the toxic powder ingredients.

    • #66185
      Anonymous
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      >filters trannies and wagecucks
      What? Did you just shove in random words like an AI or something? The only people it filters are people who are allergic to the silt on the bottom for whatever reason
      >oh noooooo I want juice but I don’t want pulp in it ewww that’s disgusting 🙁
      "wagecucks" would love it if anything, it’s more caffeinated than your usual coffee for it.

      Of the stovetop coffee makers the moka pot is flat out better, not because it filters, but because it allows you to make larger amounts and the technology is interesting.
      But a moka doesn’t fill up your entire apartment with the smell of coffee like a cezve does, it’s the only way of making coffee that it’s a nostalgia trip every time, it’s just sex in scent form.
      Turkish grind require expensive grinders to make properly though, if you buy preground that’s been taken care of for you, but if you want to make your own with whatever beans you have on hand tough luck.

      >But anon, what kind of snowflake grind does it want?
      Beyond espresso grind, it’s superfine. Imagine dipping your finger in flour and moving in around, that’s how your coffee grounds should feel if you want to make great turkish coffee the traditional way, not like the tiny shards you usually have.

    • #66186
      Anonymous
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      drip coffee is best because I can put a pot on first thing in the morning and just refill my mug through the day

      otherwise aeropress for a one-off cup because fuck cleaning up after using a french press

    • #66187
      Anonymous
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      pic related
      better coffee than the vast majority what you’ll get with the plebeian contraptions seen in here
      and because my time is actually worth something

      • #66188
        Anonymous
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        post your machine with timestamp

      • #66189
        Anonymous
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        Thought about getting one of these because I can’t be arsed to mess around with other contraptions for nothing but a cup of coffee

      • #66195
        Anonymous
        Guest

        > coffee pod
        Ah yes, the delicious taste of plastic

        • #66198
          Anonymous
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          they’re aluminum you dumb shit

          • #66199
            Anonymous
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            even worse

    • #66190
      Anonymous
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      >doesnt require power
      right. also french press and moka pots are better low-tech coffee brewing solutions.

    • #66192
      Anonymous
      Guest

      French press or Mokka pot

    • #66193
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >not doing 3 shots from an aeropress every day

    • #66194
      Anonymous
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      sis you are literally just boiling water

    • #66196
      Anonymous
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      this is LULZ not /ck/ kiddo.

    • #66200
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The best coffee technology is a french press. Or more completely french press + grinder + kettle. And those things are all cheap.

      • #66203
        Anonymous
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        >The best coffee technology is a french press.
        agreed
        >kettle
        there are steel presses you can put on the stove

    • #66201
      Anonymous
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      Doesnt require power, works with gas..

    • #66204
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How are you gonna light a fire in your apartment, rentoid?

    • #66207
      Anonymous
      Guest

      what kind of a magic wand are you using to heat water without using power?

    • #66212
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >not drinking tea

      pleb coffee cucks.

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