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    • #76721
      Anonymous
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      >tfw no sysadmin gf

    • #76722
      Anonymous
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      >fake dating app texts
      Why do people still think this is funny?

      • #76724
        Anonymous
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        • #76738
          Anonymous
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          OMG I LOVE REDDIT

        • #76740
          Anonymous
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          ugh

        • #76749
          Anonymous
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          >its not fake
          I don’t think you understand how entertainment works. Something being staged and executed IRL for the purpose of entertainment isn’t real. It’s entertainment.

        • #76760
          Anonymous
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          >dating apps
          >haha look I did the funny can I please have a crumb of pussy
          Absolute cringe

      • #76726
        Anonymous
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        How do you know this is fake?

        • #76781
          Anonymous
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          By not being autisitc

    • #76723
      Anonymous
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      cringe

    • #76725
      Anonymous
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      >dating apps
      imagine voluntarily joining the rat race for pussy which you will inevitably lose unless you’re in the top 20% of males
      these apps unironically damage society and Ted was right all along.

      • #76727
        Anonymous
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        Who is Ted?

        • #76728
          Anonymous
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          You have to go back

        • #76729
          Anonymous
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          DO NOT SPOONFEED

        • #76730
          Anonymous
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          just a friend of mine officer

        • #76733
          Anonymous
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        • #76747
          Anonymous
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          He met your mother

        • #76757
          Anonymous
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          my uncle

      • #76735
        Anonymous
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        It’s possible to make something non-degenerate out of the experience
        Lots of bad pussy to dig through sure, but you might win a jack pot along the way

        • #76741
          Anonymous
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          >implying there’s even guys who have had sex with 16 different women on LULZ
          >yet alone with 16 different women in 2 months

          • #76742
            Anonymous
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            >implying anyone on LULZ had sex at all

          • #76743
            Anonymous
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            That’s chad stats, achieving a fraction of that is good enough

        • #76751
          Anonymous
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          >87% talked about their kids
          500 matches, dated 13 who didn’t have kids

      • #76739
        Anonymous
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        >unless you’re in the top 20% of males
        Feels good to be >90% in every metric when it comes to males, from visual to mental stats.

    • #76731
      Anonymous
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      # sudo killall nora

      • #76732
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >killall
        pkill

      • #76736
        Anonymous
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        $ finger -slm /home/nora

        I think that works

      • #76737
        Anonymous
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        >sudo as root

        • #76750
          Anonymous
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          It was a comment. I don’t actually want to kill Nora :3

      • #76780
        Anonymous
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        # mount /home /

        I break everything I mount at home.

    • #76734
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >one dash for long options

    • #76744
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Shouldn’t it be $ nora –help –verbose?

      • #76748
        Anonymous
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        nora -h -p -v

        • #76753
          Anonymous
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          nora -hpv

          • #76756
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Does this removes her hpv?

    • #76745
      Anonymous
      Guest

      > man nora

    • #76746
      Anonymous
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      >be me
      >le 2016
      >on dating app
      >she says call her seems suss but I do
      >voice sounds like a chatbot
      >I say "you sound like a chatbot, are you real?"
      >"Of course I’m real silly! That is so fun-"
      >"Oh okay lol"
      >…
      >"Of course I’m real silly! That is so funn-"
      >uhh…
      >…
      >"Of course I’m real silly! That is so funny, when are we going on a date"
      Nope.avi

      • #76759
        Anonymous
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        Aren‘t there some basic texts that kill bots very fast? Like you see in the movies something that doesn‘t make sense or whatever. Not that they shut off or whatever but just can‘t comprehend

        • #76767
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Just repeat yourself, if they go out of context or repeat too, it’s a bot or script.

    • #76752
      Anonymous
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      $ touch /usr/bin/nora

      • #76754
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >
        $ touch /usr/bin/nora
        touch: cannot touch ‘/usr/bin/nora’: Permission denied

        • #76755
          Anonymous
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          Incident has been reported. Appear in court for sexual harassment

        • #76763
          Anonymous
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          $ sudo touch /usr/bin/nora

    • #76758
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >tfw your wife isn’t POSIX-compliant

    • #76761
      Anonymous
      Guest

      sysadmin here, I used to think I wanted this until I actually met similar ones. they’re mostly posers who are not pretty while also having huge insecurity issues against pretty women. now I’m currently close with a starbucks loving qt who writes travel blogs and knits some capeshit to sell online. she doesnt bullshit or pretend to be something she’s not. she accepts she’s retarded and stays in her lane.

      the "sysadmin" females were petty, cunning, always doubting you, cant enjoy simple things like walking in the grass or at night, doesnt like going out.the starbucks qts love being outside.

      again, I’m not as outgoing but I think I prefer outgoing girls, however weird it might be. I think the current combination of reclusive bf and outgoing starbucks gf is the best combination.

      • #76766
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Women bring light to the life of introverted men. They are the social counterpart to our race, and I have no interest in ‘depressed’ women who will soon become bitter fat-bags.

        • #76768
          Anonymous
          Guest

          All women become bitter fat-bags

          • #76769
            Anonymous
            Guest

            some quicker than others. I’ll take a chance on pretty women compared to petty sysadmin girls.

          • #76772
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Incorrect. It IS possible to move past your anti-white programming, reject "gender wars", and remember that this is a racial struggle. Only accept healthy (eugenic) women and always seek to improve yourself so that you deserve her.

            • #76773
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >m-muh race
              diverse folk aren’t the problem and so nothing that comes out of your poopyhole that I’m supposed to call your mouth is correct.

              • #76774
                Anonymous
                Guest

                You are right; diverse folk are only a pawn in the judeo-capitalists’ plan. I’m sure you recognize that diverse folk are a major problem that will have to be cleaned up, but I am glad you see the problem on a deeper and more fundamental level.

                • #76775
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  If you get rid of garden gnomes, diverse folk will disappear without you doing anything, retard.

                  • #76776
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Inaccurate. They won’t kill themselves. garden gnomes play a very important role, but they are largely enabled by their racial egalitarian Christian lackeys, motivated to sacrifice their own race on the alter of equality. With garden gnomes gone, Christians will largely carry on their plan of diversity. There is far more work to be done than your simple take.

                    • #76779
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      >christians
                      I’m pretty sure I already mentioned them.

        • #76777
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Women bring light to the life of introverted men
          If that was the case why all shy, socially awkward guys are incels?

          • #76778
            Anonymous
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            I’m an introvert but not an incel and actually not even socially awkward. Basically, I got a relationship with a regular nice girl and she utterly fixed my autism. I mean I can still spend 14 hours a day on the computer if I want, but I can also not do that just fine. She brought me light.

    • #76762
      Anonymous
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      So cringe, it can only have come from rebbit

    • #76764
      Anonymous
      Guest

      kill -9 nora
      (-9 means rape)

    • #76770
      Anonymous
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      >sysadmin
      melanoid tier job for white people.

      • #76771
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Wtf?

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