Tell me a good reason why I shouldn’t time-shift back to the nineties right now.

Home Forums History Tell me a good reason why I shouldn’t time-shift back to the nineties right now.

Viewing 40 reply threads
  • Author
    Posts
    • #166212
      Anonymous
      Guest

      https://i.imgur.com/y2OZkhX.gif

      Tell me a good reason why I shouldn’t time-shift back to the nineties right now.

    • #166213
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I were there, nothing to see

    • #166214
      Anonymous
      Guest

      We’d miss you.

    • #166215
      Anonymous
      Guest

      because hang on let me get my hat
      okay ready

    • #166216
      Anonymous
      Guest

      If it just you go ahead.

    • #166217
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because you can’t.

    • #166219
      Anonymous
      Guest

      If you can do it… Well, farewell lucky soul!

    • #166220
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Go do it. Hurry up. About time we actually saw something paranormal on this board.

    • #166221
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I have my whole cock in my hand

    • #166222
      Anonymous
      Guest

      finish what you start dont be a timetube zoomer always grabing the dot to the good spots

    • #166223
      Anonymous
      Guest

      There is no good reason. Nothing means anything. Do what makes you happy.

      Take me with you though, I want to do shenanigans in the past.

    • #166224
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Sunset desert is comfier.

    • #166225
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I hope you’re not planning on doing a nasty in the pasty

    • #166226
      Anonymous
      Guest

      acid-washed jeans

    • #166227
      Anonymous
      Guest

      freaking send it bud. There is legitmately no reason not to.

    • #166229
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Your daughter will be a teenager in the 00s and will definitely be a single mother with a black child

    • #166230
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You have kids?

    • #166231
      Anonymous
      Guest

      do you really wanna go back to the era when boy bands ruled the planet?

    • #166232
      Anonymous
      Guest

      BUT I CANT FEED ON THE POWERLESS WHEN MY CUP IS ALREADY OVERFILLEEDDD

    • #166233
      Anonymous
      Guest

      If you could, you would.

    • #166234
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Do you know how it’s done?

    • #166235
      Anonymous
      Guest

      https://i.imgur.com/W9ip3YK.gif

      Unless you were born BEFORE 1985, you wouldn’t last FIVE freaking MINUTES in the 90’s.

      This wasn’t some Mommy-raised virgin simp paradise, people ate each other Alive and no one was coddled like a little weak bitch scrote like your zoomer generation.

      We got pure Toughlove, the toughest love, you wouldn’t get BACK to TRADITIONALISM, like you think.

      The 90’s was a rebellion revolution in response to the highly repressive 80’s, when everyone’s parents from the degenerate 60’s, and coked out, swinger, playboy alpha douchebag 70’s wanted their children to be hindered and return to traditionalism in the 80’s. Which is why the 50’s were so adored in the 80’s. They wanted to force a return to traditionalism and we bonked their shot up.

      We made METAL HARDER, gave em gangsta rap, our PUNK was so brutal, they watered it down and made it poppy.

      Bullying was t just ALLOWED, it was ENCOURAGED, and you were a pushy bitch scroteget if you complained.
      And you’d get your ass kicked worse.

      And you THINK you can SURVIVE?!?!

      NONE OF YOU freaking scroteS WOULD LAST!!!!

      • #166236
        Anonymous
        Guest

        And n CASE YOU HAVENT NOTICED, Generation-X is freaking this worlds shit up.
        We came from a world of winners and losers, where “Fuck fair,” is key, and Survival of the fittest is Rule.
        We don’t freaking care how bad this world gets because it’s always been this way, we adapt and freaking DOMINATE, because we were given the tools for survival.

        You guys are bonked BEYOND bonked.

        Except for the actual freaking part, you’re all pathetic inept virgins, now.

        Good lick with that.

        • #166258
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Ah gen x the new boomers. Enjoy your stay in the long term care home

      • #166248
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I was born in 1983 and my 90’s were pretty chill…lol

    • #166237
      Anonymous
      Guest

      PLEASE SHOW 90’s kids the Millennial and Zoomer generation so we abort every single one of you pathetic motherfuckers and skeet you onto the freaking floor where you belonged.

    • #166238
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You never actually lived in the 90’s, just dreamt it.

      • #166241
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Would that mean this world is a simulation?

    • #166239
      Anonymous
      Guest

      because its about to get spicy

    • #166240
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because it’s impossible lmao
      You have been reading too much fiction and it has affected your mind.

    • #166242
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m looking at it. I see gangs and some shitty stands selling stuff. Looks kind of like an 80s cyberpunk movie without the cyberpunk and without the movie.

      • #166243
        Anonymous
        Guest

        (Me)
        Yep, I checked it out on Google images. The gold chains on the gangs look right. The stands turned out to be newspaper stands.

    • #166244
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why just go to the 90s?

      If this is a device, think bigger fren. You could literally save the world. Or at least a version of it, with this device. :3

      • #166246
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Not OP. It’s not a device. The only way to get the ability is a private conversation with me.

        • #166261
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I’ve got nothing better to do
          privateconversationaccount12435678 at protonmail

          • #166263
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I might actually talk to you. Does anyone know if ProtonMail is safe or a honeypot?

            • #166265
              Anonymous
              Guest

              They are capable of seeing an IP of a user, but they can’t see the contents of an email according to when a government requested information on a user account.

            • #166266
              Anonymous
              Guest

              If that doesn’t do what other contact method would work?

    • #166245
      Anonymous
      Guest

      how tf do i do that pls sis i wanna know how to go to the 90s no irony

    • #166250
      Mr. Glasses
      Guest

      >*time shifts back to the 90’s*
      I don’t… feel like the same me anymore…. WHAT DID YOU DO ANON!

    • #166251
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >good reason
      because it’d be a crime against humanity since all the people that weren’t born then would be dead and there would be a lot of pissed off fathers and mothers looking for blood. Plus, time cops.

    • #166252
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Please take me with you

    • #166253
      Anonymous
      Guest

      sometimes i do that, then i jump between times oh shit. i just remembered. i have that book or page or whatever. why dont i remember exactly what it does. i just remember it’s really powerful. nobody must find it. i dont even remember where i put it.
      anyway i jump between times if things get too bonked up by doing this mental thing, but you never know what’s gonna happen and it fucks up your memory. i dont know how long i have lived anymore, probably hundreds of years because i keep going back or forwards in my lifetime.

    • #166254
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Take me with you, please…

    • #166255
      Anonymous
      Guest

      timeshifting is hard to do,

    • #166256
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >peak gaming
      >peak music
      >peak cars
      >peak aesthetics
      >peak movies
      >peak anime
      >peak food
      >peak bosnian genocide
      not only you should
      you must

    • #166257
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Do yourself a favor and catch a ride a little earlier to the underground metal scene of the 80s too. I was there and it was the best. Once you’ve experienced it the 90s hit so much better.

    • #166259
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Cuz I’ve taped your nuts to your chair.

    • #166260
      Anonymous
      Guest

      take me with you

    • #166262
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Painfully slow internet.
      No LULZ.

    • #166264
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Because you can’t actually do it you dumb scrote larper.

Viewing 40 reply threads
  • You must be logged in to reply to this topic.
startno id