So that’s how the typical Linux user looks like?

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    • #190227
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      So that’s how typical Linux user looks like?

    • #190228
      Anonymous
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      I can almost smell him through my screen.

    • #190229
      Anonymous
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      I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
      Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
      There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

      • #190279
        Anonymous
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        You are wrong, I compile with Intel compiler and use BSD tools instead of GNU tools.

        Now go fuck yourself GNU zealot.

    • #190230
      Anonymous
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      how is it possible for someone to become this fat

      • #190231
        Anonymous
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        This seemingly impossible feat is achieved with superior American food technology. Europoors be jelly.

      • #190232
        Anonymous
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        shove greasy american food in your mouth every single minute you are awake

      • #190239
        Anonymous
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        • #190244
          Anonymous
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          I guess falling for 90’s Atkins quackery is ok considering the fat industry pays billions so you consume their product. But not with bullshit reasons like this, that can be refuted by a simple 1 minute fact check:
          >100g of Cola Cola (EU): 42 kcal
          >100g of Salami: 342 kcal
          Roughly same density.

        • #190249
          Anonymous
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          What a scrotebrained comment. You know nothing of how calorie dense junk food can get.
          Both are poison though and should be illegal to sell. Only homemade should be allowed. None of these fat fucks would stay fat if they had to cook or bake their trash food.

        • #190287
          Anonymous
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          Im 30 and haven’t gained a pound in years. I drink soda every single day.

          my secret? I dont sit on my ass all day. I admit i dont eat healthy but i do stay physically active. Just drinking coke or pepsi isn’t going to make you explode to 300lbs

      • #190240
        Anonymous
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        Every food they eat is sugarated as fuck (even bread). Bacon is greasy as fuck. Mountain Dew is just liquidified sugar. This is how fat fucks are made.

      • #190254
        Anonymous
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        Eating too much calorie-dense foods.
        Lack of exercise.

      • #190259
        Anonymous
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        Endlessly sitting messing with config files on Linux to rice their desktops, masturbating, consuming corn onions woke af junk food as your only source of sustainance.

        • #190260
          Anonymous
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          S o y not onions. Goddamn it jannies stop blocking the truth.

      • #190270
        Anonymous
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        be american

    • #190233
      Anonymous
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      Bloat

    • #190234
      Anonymous
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      Why are linux users so big and smell funny? Wby cant they smell normal like the average window user?

    • #190235
      Anonymous
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      typical systemd user, u mean

    • #190236
      Anonymous
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      I look like this.

      • #190253
        Anonymous
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        woke af pantsu connoisseur

        • #190257
          Anonymous
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          What even is the source of these pantsu? reverse search just brings up the trillions of edits no matter how you crop the pic

          • #190258
            Anonymous
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            Linux Mint version was the original, not sure where the ass came from, but I am going to take a guess: Mio from K-ON!

    • #190237
      Anonymous
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      Nah, this is a picture of 3 legit Linux users. Left to right: Fedora, Mint, Arch.

      • #190241
        Anonymous
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        arch can get it anyday

      • #190247
        Anonymous
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        >all three of them are lennart poettering’s used goods
        this is not fair bros

      • #190255
        Anonymous
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        Why do these little girls crave the systemD so much?

      • #190274
        Anonymous
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        you mean pedos?

        • #190281
          Anonymous
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          If by "pedos" you mean "hot e-bois near you", sure.

      • #190284
        Anonymous
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        • #190286
          Anonymous
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          Woke af.

        • #190288
          Anonymous
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          >kiss your sister
          Maybe I will!

    • #190238
      Anonymous
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      https://i.imgur.com/OTFcmib.gif

      >when the systemd bloat hits

      • #190272
        Anonymous
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        >when the systemd

        He’s known as SYSTEMD around these parts. Better repartition your house cuz systemd needs 5 TB just for boot.

    • #190242
      Anonymous
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      This guy must have tremendous muscles underneath all those rolls. I doubt I could stand, let alone walk, carrying that much fat.

    • #190243
      Anonymous
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      original photo had "I’m with her" (Hilary Clinton 2016 campaign slogan she has lost) but funny shop

    • #190245
      Anonymous
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      just one drop of his sweat could drown a horse

    • #190246
      Anonymous
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      wykurwiaj na wykop

      • #190282
        Anonymous
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        Jebańá wychodek

    • #190248
      Anonymous
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      I’m amazed:
      1: he can still walk sorta
      2: is willing to appear in public looking like THAT

      • #190250
        Anonymous
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        Imagine how strong his legs are just being able to walk.

    • #190251
      Anonymous
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      Oh please, he’s merely the biggest.

    • #190252
      Anonymous
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      If only you knew how bad things really are

      • #190266
        Anonymous
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        Hes aware that if he gets close enough he will have no choice but to take in a foul whiff of that absolute unit. You just know he smells like lard and raw ass

    • #190256
      Anonymous
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      No. It’s not out of the ordinary, but not normal.

    • #190261
      Anonymous
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      He’s thinner than average.

    • #190262
      Anonymous
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      no. just arch

      • #190264
        Anonymous
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        Literally picrel

        spooky

    • #190263
      Anonymous
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      Literally picrel

    • #190265
      Anonymous
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      is that the reason why hacker keyboards are popular amongst arch users?

    • #190267
      Anonymous
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      • #190268
        Anonymous
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        Chobits did it better

      • #190269
        Anonymous
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        Hope it’s satire.
        Otherwise that’s just sad.

    • #190271
      Anonymous
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      >So that’s how typical Linux user looks like?

      Is that why redhat’s PM used to be called "yum" then they changed it to "dnf" for "DONT NEED FOOD".

    • #190273
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      One of the directors of IT at a company I worked at was like this obese whale. He used to tell me confidence that though he had achieved a multimillion dollar net worth, he still hated himself because he was a fat whale and no woman would ever come near him. He was also heavily into manga/anime and collecting those weird manga toys. And I can confirm, he smelled like disgusting shit too, like yoghurt left outside and now is spoiled

    • #190275
      Anonymous
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      Nice try OP

    • #190276
      Anonymous
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      >tfw no at kernel programmer gf

      • #190277
        Anonymous
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        That’s a man, baby

      • #190283
        Anonymous
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        >changing the indentation a bit and adding const

    • #190278
      Anonymous
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      he spent too much time debloating his OS he forgot to debloat himself

    • #190280
      Anonymous
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      utterly woke af, like a bull elephant seal, ready to crush weaker males with a single btw

    • #190285
      Anonymous
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      damn

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