Reminder that real angels are incomprehensible eldritch abominations that are no less terrifying

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    • #185322
      Anonymous
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      Reminder that real angels are incomprehensible eldritch abominations that are no less terrifying than demons.

    • #185323
      Anonymous
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      HOLY SHIT NEVER HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE WHERE DID YOU LEARN IT?!??!!?!!?

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        Anonymous
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    • #185324
      Anonymous
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      God, angels, and demons are all creatures of chaos. Chaos describes a hypothetical everything, and humans inability to understand it. God, angels, and demons are all caricatures of the unknow, and nothing scares humans more than the unknown, so no wonder they are depicted as being "eldritch abominations"

    • #185325
      Anonymous
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      Na, they’re egregores form from the multitude of human energy. It’s why they’re "incomprehensible". It’s because they’re an ugly mesh of countless being’s life force. That’s why many depictations are of them having many eyes. Each eye represents a soul lost to the thought form. Eventually, those eyes disappear as the soul they represent has become nothing in sustaining the angel. Angels are actually the real bad guys.

    • #185326
      Anonymous
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      I bet a filthy freaking demon wrote this shit.

      • #185327
        Anonymous
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        Woke af and acknowledged.

        • #185328
          Anonymous
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          I bet a filthy freaking demon wrote this shit.

          Checked and witnessed.

      • #185329
        Anonymous
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        Woke af and checked.
        Can’t wait for a new "what demon do I jerk off and sell my soul to so I can touch a vagina" thread.

      • #185368
        Anonymous
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        Woke af angel

      • #185371
        Single letter man
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        I agree fellow angel. only a demon would stoop so low.
        that post is woke af. Saving it for later.

        • #185372
          Anonymous
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          How do angels post? Do they come to earth from the ladder and find a random computer or do they have computers in heaven?

          • #185373
            Single letter man
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            this is not meant to be known.
            but needless to say one must be part of the god in your heart willing to serve even going again that of earth wants and needs of you
            your family friends leaving them behind
            having even put god before your partner
            you must never break any natural law that includes reproducive.

            deicate their life to god fully.
            and means abandoning. normal life all of it.

            and all other gods be removed from your heart and never to worpship any other.
            other then the almighty the one and true.
            this is hard for most morals
            but not impossiable.

            are you honest, meek and lowly and willing to live the life of suffering and poor.
            You must have a soul to do so and swear never to sell it to anyone.
            that is harder then it looks.

            there are other ways but that was how I did it.
            you must also give up every transgression and sin and evil you have done.
            any of the deadly sin’s and be humble to all of it.
            never seeking more.

            it is indeed hard.
            not for the faint of heart.
            I will leave you to think on it.
            I will not respond to this thread again.

      • #185415
        Anonymous
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        Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

    • #185330
      Anonymous
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      Wrong.

      Angels are terrifying to those who are not pure.

      Daniel didn’t find ’em terrifying, did he?

      Angels are terrifying to ones who have evil in ’em, and demons are terrifying to sane humans.

      Calling angels "abominations" shows you are not allied with the pure-ones.

      • #185331
        Anonymous
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        Daniel was not pure either

      • #185332
        Anonymous
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        Anon, it’s going to be scary regardless.
        1 John 1:8
        If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.

      • #185337
        Anonymous
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        >Pure
        They don’t terrify me but I still know they’re pieces of human hating garbage thoughtforms that subsist on human souls.

      • #185370
        Anonymous
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        >Angels are terrifying to those who are not pure.
        >Mark 6:49 KJV
        [49] But when they saw him walking upon the sea, they supposed it had been a spirit, and cried out:

        take your holier-than-thou bullshit someplace else

      • #185384
        Anonymous
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        The Malakhim (מלאכים- messengers) that Yahowah sent to Lot in Sodom were fair and comely enough that the men of Sodom wanted to lie with them, and the Malakh sent to Ezekiel was the ring of eyes. “Angels” are not bound to a single form.

        • #185387
          Anonymous
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          They’re also not real. Seems like the imaginations of men can be terrifying.

          • #185389
            Anonymous
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            Proof?
            >No, you must prove
            Already proved it to myself with sorcery books.

            Your proof?

            • #185390
              Meds
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              Look at my name.

              • #185391
                Anonymous
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                No, I want evidence, not labeling and brain damaging with pseudoscience.

          • #185392
            Anonymous
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            Sodom and Gomorrah did happen. I really do think there’s some stories you shouldn’t blindly lash out against.

            • #185393
              Anonymous
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              I think people shouldn’t correlate their fantasies to reality but here we are.

              Proof?
              >No, you must prove
              Already proved it to myself with sorcery books.

              Your proof?

              >I read the imaginations of men.
              Fan-fiction of a fiction is still fake.

              • #185394
                Anonymous
                Guest

                I believe you were making an affirmation which you still have to prove.

                • #185396
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Why would I work for men who can’t even prove the lie themselves? Just because someone claims what they write down is the "word of god" doesn’t mean it is. Otherwise everything I have posted up to this point and in the future is the word of god and you only have yourself to blame for your ignorance in not believing me lmao.

                  • #185397
                    Anonymous
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                    >Hihihi it’s about believing
                    No, it’s about keeping a journal, trying the magical formulae and getting repeatable testable results.
                    In that respect, magick works like science.

                    That’s why you can buy a magick book that has formulae on it, if the book is by a legit person, the formulae will work.

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mtzU9mVlk0

                    • #185398
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      I don’t need books or rituals to do magic. I just can.

                    • #185400
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      woke af

        • #185401
          Anonymous
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          >“Angels” are not bound to a single form.
          100% all of them are shapeshifters

          They’re also not real. Seems like the imaginations of men can be terrifying.

          They’re real, but they’re more like electronic life-forms than what most people imagine

          • #185403
            Anonymous
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            They’re literally thought forms due to people imagining them. They only exist in the minds of men and no where else.

    • #185333
      Anonymous
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      >Angels are acutely demons fellas!!

      Sure thing, beelzescrote

    • #185334
      Anonymous
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      depends on what the angels are assigned too, the angel of death is scary

      • #185414
        Anonymous
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        >The angel of death is scary
        Our Lord has already triumphed over Death. What have we to fear? When the angel of death comes for you, he comes not as an enemy, but as a friend, to either guide you to your next experience in this furnace of affliction or to ferry you back Home.

        If the Lord be for us, who can stand against us? Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me. No man who fears Death can truly call himself a Christian, for he has not understood the simplest command of the Lord Christ:

        >Be not afraid. Only believe.

        "If you will not do as I command, wherefore dost thou call me ‘Lord, Lord’"?

    • #185335
      Anonymous
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      No, angels are incomprehensible because they are fragments of the true glory of God.
      Demons are completely comprehensible, they’re jealous little scrotes who will never be as great as God is.

    • #185336
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Which popular garden gnometuber taught you this?
      Angels are just like Humans

    • #185338
      Anonymous
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      Neither exist.

    • #185339
      Anonymous
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      More terrifying if they scare demons

    • #185340
      Anonymous
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      Bayonetta is real

    • #185341
      Anonymous
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      You freaking mongoloid angels are virtuous.

      • #185344
        Anonymous
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        >virtuous
        That’s why instead of finding a solution to fix the people they simply proclaim they are unfixable and just genocide them. Maybe that’s why you folk allow wars to occur?

        • #185346
          Anonymous
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          >t. fell for the "biblically accurate angels" meme
          Pretty sure the angel guarding Eden was just a dude with a flaming sword, it’s the higher ones like seraphim and ophanim who are weirdos.

          Which vidya gaemu was this from?

          • #185348
            Anonymous
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            I winged that.

        • #185347
          Anonymous
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          Atheists can’t be fixed, they have no morals of their own and will commit whatever atrocity their government orders them to. They’re closer to insect or tools than humans, soulless shells.

          • #185350
            Anonymous
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            They’re like angels.

            • #185351
              Anonymous
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              Humanity was created for a reason.

              • #185353
                Anonymous
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                No. However we give our lives meaning woke af on what we do.

                • #185377
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  I’ve read Neet-che as a teen too.

                  • #185379
                    Anonymous
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                    I haven’t. I wish people would stop presuming what I have read and didn’t read. These things are self-evident.

                    • #185383
                      Anonymous
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                      >>haven’t. I wish people would stop presuming what I have read and didn’t read. These things are self-evident.

                      Y E S

                      • #185402
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        >Unnecessary tittyposting
                        The day anons are freed from their disgusting adherence to the biological imperative can’t come fast enough. So tired of the constant and ever-present normalization of pornography, which is as addictive as heroin, and destroys people psychologically.

    • #185342
      Anonymous
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      close, but no cigar

    • #185343
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The angels that visited Sodom and Gomorrah looked like humans (no, they did not "reveal their true forms" when blinding the rapists, that is a pop-culture inventiob). You cannot "entertain angels uaware" if they exclusively look like Lovecraft monsters. It is okay to prefer this type, but do not speak authoritatively when the actual text disagrees with you.

      • #185410
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Someone tried to rape angels?

    • #185345
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This is the first thing new LULZ users learn. Stop posting about it like a normie scrotebrain.

    • #185349
      Anonymous
      Guest

      If their forms still terrify you, then I hope you enjoy your time here in this "tutorial" realm we inhabit.

    • #185352
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’ve only seen this mentioned once before on LULZ, but there’s a reason for the biblical depiction of Angels.
      They’re beings that exist beyond 3rd dimension
      so if they take form here it is impossible to do so in their true form

    • #185354
      Anonymous
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      Trust me, I’m an Angel.
      Don’t you believe in Angels?

      • #185356
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Hey there sis. Have you seen my new pet? It’s made by the people.

        • #185357
          Anonymous
          Guest

          By the way Bram Stoker was into the occult.
          This doesn’t have much to do with the thread, but I’m sure he met a lot of garden gnome vampires.

        • #185358
          Anonymous
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          • #185364
            Anonymous
            Guest

            That was pretty lulzy.

    • #185355
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The angels have no form, their visual appearances are merely symbolic and iconographic to represent their position and rank, in fact the messengers have human form.
      you can now go back to r/atheism or whatever shit you came from, shill.

      • #185363
        Anonymous
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        Human form is but a model created by our brain to represent hypothetical source of all changes in our sensory organs we believe are caused by a human. I don’t see why the same can’t be done for an angel.

      • #185375
        Anonymous
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        Just as anything else can be evoked into actually appearing, an ‘angel’ could too.
        I don’t mean to go all Lovecraft on you here, but a thing could take physical form and not be made of solid regular matter.

    • #185359
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Sounds like most people here forgot about the FALLEN ANGELS, some Angels are virtuous, some are worse than demons. Also you think incomprehensibly powerful beings wouldn’t have the power to appear to you in whatever way they wanted. Then of course there are also different classification of angels- Seraphim.
      Cherubim.
      Thrones.
      Dominations or Lordships.
      Virtues.
      Powers or Authorities.
      Principalities or Rulers.
      Archangels.
      The final Angel Wars will be upon us soon

      • #185360
        Anonymous
        Guest

        There’s also whatever the fuck class Metatron is supposed to be, but he’s an uplifted human

      • #185361
        Anonymous
        Guest

        They just mass thought forms man. You give it life by even talking about it. It literally cannot survive without human interaction.

    • #185362
      Anonymous
      Guest

      1st point. entire Judeo-Christian mythology is bullshit
      2nd if there are spiritual beings of some sort they are older than Christianity and if they ever were in contact with humans it was way before so Sumerians Egyptians and other old world religions are more likely to be valid source.
      3rd. there is quite a big chance all spiritual beings are just woke af on effects of psychological issues perpetuated by time it happened. naming psychosis psychosis doesn’t mean it started happening 100 years ago

    • #185365
      Anonymous
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      I think they look nice, pretty even.

    • #185366
      Anonymous
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      Woke af Godposter. Only filthy demon worshipping losers and those who neglect His gifts are scared of His Glory and the Angels.

    • #185367
      Anonymous
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      https://i.imgur.com/DUTJSOA.gif

      Pic related
      Unrelated text:
      "

      […]

      Griffin/Anzu is a very common theme in European medieval heraldics.
      Why?
      Reminiscences of Sarmatian influences
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griffin
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simurgh
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simargl
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Silence
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griffon_Vulture
      Also even before Sumeria… In Gobleki Tep. They were there."

    • #185369
      Anonymous
      Guest

      demons are angels

    • #185374
      KRYPTON HELIOS
      Guest

      >For You
      Praise The Lord

    • #185376
      Anonymous
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    • #185378
      Anonymous
      Guest

      yes but they are also cute and cuddly so I love two anyway.

    • #185380
      Anonymous
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    • #185381
      Anonymous
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    • #185382
      Anonymous
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    • #185385
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They just take forms, like demons
      t. Angel enjoyer

    • #185388
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Not true, there are plenty of references to them as handsome or beautiful.

    • #185395
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Go tell a board who needs to hear it. Only some of us can sell ice to an Eskimo; that guy ain’t you

    • #185399
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Woke af.

    • #185404
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The Bible uses symbolism it doesn’t mean the angels were giant anime wheel monsters

    • #185405
      Anonymous
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      You’re spoke as if there are no variables, variables mentioned here by many

      Are you truly so ignorant? Unlikely.

      Cope.

    • #185406
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Comes from the sky just screaming
      HOLY

    • #185407
      Anonymous
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      Demons are alluring to seduce the weak

      Angels are terrifying to scare demons

      • #185408
        Anonymous
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        Life doesn’t revolve around Christianity kid.

    • #185409
      Anonymous
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      Are angels archons and viceversa?

      • #185411
        Anonymous
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        stop with the new age scrotery

        • #185412
          Anonymous
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          I just wanna know sis

    • #185413
      032919781530
      Guest

      Categorically false.

      Imagine a 2 dimensional being. A stick figure. He can go up, down, left, right and diagonal. His existence is length, width and the above directions. That is it.

      Now, imagine this being witnessing one of us. How would he describe us to his friends and family?

      "Well, see, angels are fat."

      "How fat?"

      "Enormously obese fat, like hugely insanely fat. Their bellies stick off the plane of existence! And also, they moved… "out.""

      "What do you mean "out?""

      "I mean "out.""

      "So, was it up, down, left, right or diagonal?"

      "None, it was "out!""

      Now extrapolate this analogy to one of us seeing a 4 dimensional being capable of moving effortlessly through time like we do through a grocery store.

    • #185416
      Anonymous
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      went on neuralblender and asked "what is __’s true form" of something I believe has ben with me for a long time and this is what it gave me. looks maybe like a cherub to me, what do you think?

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