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    • #48595
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      redpill me on neanderthals.

    • #48596
      Anonymous
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      We need to stop "redpill me on x" threads.
      Facilitate interesting conversation, rather than asking for a spoon-fed info-dump.

      What exactly do you want to know about them?

      • #48597
        Anonymous
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        I apologize. I did not know how else to phrase it. I was in a thread the other day that pertained to the "super predator gorilla neanderthal" theory but I’m not entirely convinced. I’ve tried looking things up but most of the results boil down to "they could use tools" and "they interbred with humans" rather than anything more substantial such as their civilization (so to speak) and culture

        • #48599
          Anonymous
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          As to rather or not to rather or not they looked like the upright gorilla super predator, or the more archetypal caveman is undetermined.
          That image of the Neanderthal was popularized by Danny Vendramini a film maker, not an anthropologist. the image of the upright gorilla neanderthal was developed for the documentary "them and us" which, in my opinion, is more of a selling point than an actual theory.

      • #48598
        Anonymous
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        how did their penises compare to human ones?
        how many human women got raped by them and how many bonked them willingly?

        • #48600
          Anonymous
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          Homo sapiens have the biggest dicks, this is undisputed fact

          • #48602
            Anonymous
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            woke af
            humans manage to BTFO these betas at every level

            • #48603
              Anonymous
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              if neanders existed today human women would still fuck them because they’d be low inhib alphas that fuck animalistacally just like dogs.

              • #48606
                Anonymous
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                Maybe, but they would be relatively short compared to Humans.

                • #48628
                  Anonymous
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                  Why?
                  Humans at the time of neanderthals were shorter than Neanderthals.
                  Neanderthal average height in the modern world would be 6’4" average.
                  Couple that with beastmode body morphology and robust features.
                  Human men would no longer exist in a sexual sense.
                  Woman want alphas
                  Human (African) males simply can not contest animalistic bestial lust Neanderthals provoke in [auto-censor: “f*id” is a sexist term for women] loins.

                  • #48630
                    Anonymous
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                    you just know

                • #48632
                  Anonymous
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                  Neanderthals = inspiration for hobbits?

          • #48605
            Anonymous
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            Does this mean humans with more neanderthal admixture have smaller penises?

            • #48607
              Anonymous
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              Asians have the highest amount of it, AFAIK.

              • #48608
                Anonymous
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                Today LULZ taught me that Asian dick is a symptom of neanderthal admixture.

                • #48626
                  Anonymous
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                  Is that image from auralnauts’ Star Wars dub?

              • #48610
                Anonymous
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                WTF, this might be Mandela effect, but I could have sworn that Europeans had the most Neanderthal DNA

                • #48613
                  Anonymous
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                  No worries, you’re just misremembering.
                  I remember learning this back around 2014
                  Asians>Europeans>Africans

                  • #48633
                    Anonymous
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                    WTF, this might be Mandela effect, but I could have sworn that Europeans had the most Neanderthal DNA

                    Asians have the highest amount of it, AFAIK.

                    They don’t. Its Denisovan that increases their Neanderthal admixture. They have 1.5% actual Neanderthal and 1.2% Denisovan, Europeans are 1.9-2% Neanderthal 0% Denisovan.
                    Its also not East Asians.
                    Its in Papuans and Australoids.
                    In Papuans they have nearly 20% non-modern human DNA.

                    • #48636
                      Anonymous
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                      >In Papuans they have nearly 20% non-modern human DNA.
                      >Starts remembering the IQ charts
                      Yeah everything checks out.

                • #48614
                  Anonymous
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                  Also remembered this too

                • #48624
                  Anonymous
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                  i think Varg went around saying that

              • #48616
                Anonymous
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                Why do Asians have so much Neanderthal DNA? Most of their range was in Europe

                • #48622
                  Anonymous
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                  They lived everywhere from the middle east to Europe, Spain and Asia. Last Neanderthal died in Belgium I think. Or Spain.

      • #48625
        Anonymous
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        what if a modern human had coitus with a neanderthal and that resulted in an offspring, what would that offsping be?

    • #48604
      Anonymous
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      >redpill me on neanderthals.
      neanderthals arent human. humans were made by God and imbued with the divine spark and neanderthals were the natural apex evolution of primates.

      • #48623
        Anonymous
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        Neandethals didn’t exists, the bones (((they))) """""""""""""found"""""""""""""""""" are actually just deformed human bones

    • #48617
      Anonymous
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      The uncanny valley is the result of your ancestors hunting those motherfuckers to extinction out of pure disgust and rage

      • #48635
        Anonymous
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        uncanny valley developed as a way to combat mongoloids who were absorbing people by throwing mongoloid wombs at them.
        They went extinct because the ice age ended the mega fauna died out, lots of apex predators went extinct. Humans filled in a relatively warm and temperate Europe.

        Why do Asians have so much Neanderthal DNA? Most of their range was in Europe

        Bump for answer

        Its Denisovan. Neanderthals were close with Denisovans and mixed with them in asia and then they mixed with archaic Eurasians from Europe who spread into asia.
        Alternatively, the same thing happened but with South Asians (Australoids) who populated Asia by taking Eurasian women and the Australoid genes were a vector for Neanderthal/Denisovan genes.
        Denisovans were either an offshoot of proto-Neanderthals or an offshoot of proto-proto-Neanderthals.
        They were closer to eachother than either was to humans.
        Denisovans may have been larger though.

    • #48618
      Anonymous
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      Neanderthals had bigger craniums than modern humans.

    • #48637
      Anonymous
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      They were hypermuscular cannibalistic beasts, the paleolithic equivalent of roid abusers.

      • #48638
        Anonymous
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        >cannibalistic
        Source? I’d like to read more

    • #48639
      Anonymous
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      >The bones bore unmistakable signs of butchery: indentations where they were hammered open to expose the marrow within, cut marks left by knives used to tear the flesh away. They were scattered throughout the cave, and jumbled with the remains of horses and reindeer that had been similarly cut and bruised. When the scientists pieced the skeletons together, they formed five humans: four adults and a child.
      https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/07/08/grisly-evidence-of-neanderthal-cannibalism-uncovered-in-a-belgian-cave/

      • #48640
        Anonymous
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        Thanks

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