New trend: guys wear fake GPS ankle monitors to attract women

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    • #105385
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      This is the new mating strategy here in Brazil; you put on a fake gps device used to track criminals.

      And apparently it works well with some younger chicks. I’m genuinely scared about the latent potential of this shithole getting even worse.

    • #105386
      Anonymous
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      I have used this in the gym and it works. Men GTFO your way and look away from you and the women just come to you like a moth to a flame.

      • #105387
        Anonymous
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        that just happens wherever i go.
        it’s the balls, anon.

      • #105402
        Anonymous
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        is that true?

        • #105406
          Anonymous
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          anon, go get one and put it on. You will see. HOWEVER, cops will fuck with you because you are a parolee now and they think they can fuck with you.

          • #105409
            Anonymous
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            Hmmm good thing I’m a bender with a cop fetish…

            • #105410
              Anonymous
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              Woke af.
              >oh no ms officer lady, please don’t beat me and spit on my face lol

              • #105411
                Anonymous
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                When he said bender ge didn’t mean pic related

    • #105388
      Anonymous
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      >it works well with some younger chicks.
      whats working well? that you tell the women they can track you with their smartphone because brazilian men are untrustworthy?

      • #105389
        Anonymous
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        no numbnuts, because they think youre a criminal which is hot

        • #105390
          Anonymous
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          why?

          • #105391
            Anonymous
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            female psychology, its just how it is. The whole girls like "bad boys" thing isn’t a meme

            • #105393
              Anonymous
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              then how do good poeple even exist?

              • #105400
                Anonymous
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                women turn 30 and have a blown out garage for nice guys to park

                • #105437
                  Anonymous
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                  Kek, just like my yank broad but I am 45 and don’t care

              • #105407
                Anonymous
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                Alpha fux beta bux

                • #105419
                  Anonymous
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                  Woke af and hypergamypilled

              • #105408
                Anonymous
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                -Arranged marriage
                -women didn’t have rights
                -society used to despise fornication before marriage
                etc

              • #105416
                Anonymous
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                in spite of women
                reminder to do your part and not to give into their evil games

              • #105418
                Anonymous
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                Post wall fathers
                men will cover for womens shitty decisions their entire lives

            • #105401
              Anonymous
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              bitches love badboys. the gps ankle bracelet means you are out on parole.

              Can confirm
              I did 7 months on house arrest and when I got clearance from the county sheriff to go back back community College id get more attention from girls whenever I’d wear shorts

              • #105405
                Anonymous
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                Yeah I tried to hide mine in a sock but it sticks out like crazy. I was embarrassed to be seen with it, but would catch bitches starting at me like never before.

          • #105392
            Anonymous
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            bitches love badboys. the gps ankle bracelet means you are out on parole.

          • #105394
            Anonymous
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            Here the criminals usually have more money than your average waggie, so the girls like it.

            • #105396
              Anonymous
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              i thought you were a christian country, you are just a shithole like the rest of america

            • #105397
              Anonymous
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              /thread

            • #105415
              Anonymous
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              I’m white I don’t need to pretend to have money in a third world shithole to get laied they just know.

          • #105398
            Anonymous
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            >asking why women are idiots
            freaking waffles.

          • #105403
            Anonymous
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            Strong enough to not care about the rules or the retaliation from those that enforce them. What is the difference between a wolf and a dog?

            • #105404
              Anonymous
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              This.
              People are animals.

          • #105412
            Anonymous
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            Hybristophilia or scrotephilia is a mentall ilssness/sexual fetish that make women attracted to those who commit crimes,

          • #105413
            Anonymous
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            Women CRAVE rape. It’s all they think about.

          • #105414
            Anonymous
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            Because women are freaking idiots

            • #105435
              Anonymous
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              Goshh becky all the men are suchhh dogs I dont get itttt

          • #105417
            Anonymous
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          • #105432
            Anonymous
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            Rule of the outlaw biker
            https://laddertheory.com/

    • #105395
      Anonymous
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      I hate women so much it’s unreal. Giving them rights and treating them as equals is going to scrotebrained. Women are attracted to evil like flies to a light

      • #105399
        Anonymous
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        Woke af

    • #105420
      Anonymous
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      https://webm.red/TvPX.webm

      Stupid slags end up like this

      • #105423
        Anonymous
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        >limping dog
        tough neighborhood

      • #105438
        Anonymous
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        What the fuck is going on there?

    • #105424
      Anonymous
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      Damn, I hid mine under my pants when I was on house arrest because I was ashamed. I guess I should have been open about.

    • #105426
      Anonymous
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      Will this work if I’m a 5’4 balding Indian janitor?

      • #105429
        Anonymous
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        do you have tattoos?

      • #105430
        Anonymous
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        It depends – a janitor, or a jannie?
        If the latter, I’m afraid nothing will help.

    • #105428
      Anonymous
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      https://imgur.com/a/6v1bbzN

      When I wear mine to gym, bitches pussy gets wet

    • #105434
      Anonymous
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      Kek, imagine needing props to get attention. I’m sure I know what people do that regularly.. high heels, make-up, push up bra, that right women and trannies. Way to go using their bullshit.
      >You will never be an alpha
      >Ywnbaa

    • #105440
      Anonymous
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      >not wearing a gps device
      >he wants to be a missing 411 case

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