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    • #230470
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      I’ll start with an obvious one.

    • #230471
      Anonymous
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      To be honest, Lenon was already a worthless faggot. Yoko is just a skapegoat for his unbelievable narcicism.

      • #230477
        Anonymous
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        This

      • #230479
        Anonymous
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        I know this board isn’t /mu/ but John really was the shittiest of the beatles. Strawberry Fields and Day in the Life were great songs but that had a lot more to do with Phil Spector and the guys who mixed the records. His lyrics came down to just shitty imitations of Bob Dylan’s writing style and then self-referential ramblings about “Fuck the Bealtes”. George actually turned out to be the most musically talented and even until the late 90s was doing crazy shit with the synth and guitar. Paul was sappy but at least he was aware that he was sappy and still wrote some good songs in the process. Ringo at least understood that be had no talent and always invited other musicians who could pull their weight to record with him.

        • #230485
          Anonymous
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          Lennon was the best songwriter. He wrote some of the best Beatles songs – the two you mentioned, In My Life, Happiness is a Warm Gun. Doesn’t excuse the fact that he was a shitty narcistic, wife beating, child neglecting self absorbed drug addict. Across the Universe is a pretty good of his try hard artist meaningless word vomit shit.
          However, Paul McCartney was a great musician AND songwriter. He was a multi-instrumentalist and wrote songs as good as John, and better yet, all his songs actually had SOVL. Paul and George Martin were the two musical geniuses behind The Beatles. Ringo was a minimalist, he played perfectly exactly what needed to be played, and nothing more. Any self respecting drummer thinks Ringo is a good drummer. George is the actual coolest one and had the best taste in songwriting, as shown by his later work with the Beatles. After the breakup, George blew his whole load on his epic solo album All Things Must Pass.
          >Phil Spector
          I believe you mean George Martin.

          • #230488
            Anonymous
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            >Across the Universe is pretty good example of his try hard
            fixed typo

          • #230489
            Anonymous
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            I did mean George Martin not Phil Spector, I just watched a Jeffrey Epstein documentary so I had pedophiles on the brain when I typed that.
            Ringo is also very underrated, as much I love George’s solo career it’s hard to argue that Ringo didn’t do solo the best out of the beatles. George would do similar stuff later on and I’m convinced that Traveling Wilburys Vol.1 is one of the greatest albums ever put out by a former beatle.

          • #230495
            Anonymous
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            >cheats constantly
            >literally only with napoleon because of his position
            >napoleon remains madly in love with her anyway
            Also her son was genuinely talented, so bit of a mixed bag.

            Was going to come in here and say that yeah, Paul is far and away the most musically talented Beatle.

            I did mean George Martin not Phil Spector, I just watched a Jeffrey Epstein documentary so I had pedophiles on the brain when I typed that.
            Ringo is also very underrated, as much I love George’s solo career it’s hard to argue that Ringo didn’t do solo the best out of the beatles. George would do similar stuff later on and I’m convinced that Traveling Wilburys Vol.1 is one of the greatest albums ever put out by a former beatle.

            I have unironically been avoiding Traveling Wilburys for years because I worry that it won’t live up to the expectations set by having so much talent in one band.

            • #230496
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              Give Traveling Wilburys a listen. I don’t think it’s a genre defining album the way Dark Side of the Moon or something like that, it reminds me a lot of what Dire Straits were doing back in the 80s tho. Incredibly solid tracks put together with a love of mid 60s music that is just a lot of fun to listen to. Plus Bob Dylan does a parody of Bruce Springsteen and its pretty great.

              • #230509
                Anonymous
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                Don’t listen for Bob Dylan. I don’t think there’s ever been a more overrated arrogant obnoxious toxic hack in the history of music than Bob Dylan.

            • #230498
              Anonymous
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              >literally only with napoleon because of his position

              She married him in 1796 when he was a nobody

              • #230499
                Anonymous
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                Man I did a quick check and I think I must have had her completely mixed up with someone else, she really wasn’t that bad at all.

        • #230504
          Anonymous
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          Get Back shows that he was the most socially pleasant chap in the studio, together with Ringo. He could write top class rockers, but he pulled a nice con job when he sold McCartney as a lightweight-muzak-composer to his fanboys in the music press

    • #230472
      Anonymous
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      Michelle Obama

      • #230481
        Anonymous
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        >wives
        >Manchelle Obama

        • #230483
          Anonymous
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          >t. Plan truster

    • #230473
      Anonymous
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      Catherine the Great

      • #230505
        Anonymous
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        Pic related is (dis)honourable mention.

        Probably the worst wife.

        Valeria Messalina

        Close second for me.

    • #230474
      Anonymous
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      Valeria Messalina

    • #230475
      Anonymous
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      Im happy that free love exists and the sexual revolution persists.
      > humbles most dudes either by suicidal inceldom or by divorce-rape
      > I get to pay teen girls to sexually please me
      > I have no guilt or fear of not being good at sex
      > no strings attached
      > no loser son who will become a tranny
      > no THOT daughter to cuck me

    • #230486
      Anonymous
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      Catherine the Great
      in terms of a wifebeing

    • #230490
      Anonymous
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      My ex

    • #230491
      Anonymous
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      Eve

    • #230493
      Anonymous
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      >Yoko Ono is pushing 90

    • #230494
      Anonymous
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      >Be so bad, not only do you cause the collapse of your Empire, but Folk Chinese Religion to this day believe you’re a demoness in disguise, birthing the meme 9 Tailed Fox Demon in the process.

      • #230497
        Anonymous
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        Which one of the demonic women from far Chinese history is this one in particular, and how brutal was her comeuppance when it eventually happened.

    • #230503
      Anonymous
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      why was she so enamoured with hot pants? she considered her legs a great asset or what?

    • #230507
      Anonymous
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    • #230508
      Anonymous
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      This hag. Literally admits she didn’t know how to be a housewife so she left her family to spread (((feminism)))

      • #230511
        Anonymous
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        >spread the shiksa spinster lifestyle and abortion among boomer aryan women
        >start a wholesome gnomish family with 3 good old hebrew children herself
        don’t really believe in da jooz, but dam if that wasn’t something

    • #230510
      Anonymous
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      quit posting r*ddit bullshit here, fat ass
      have a nice day sooner than you are demographically likely to

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