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Bad news
>no larvae stage
>you are born with it
>cannot be destroyed by any deworming medicine even ivermectin
>causes major health problems releasing toxins into your blood
>stripping you of enizmes, minerals, blood
>gives you corhns or IBD
>Protects other parasites by coating them with arcid mucus
>fucks up your immune system making you sickWhy isn’t this big boy researched more? 100% of humans have it. He feeds on sugar, wheat and other alkaline foods. If your blood ph is alkaline or your eye conjunctiva is bright red (blood) then you can be assured you have it too.
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what the fuck? get it out of me!
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Read this paper
https://arxiv.org/ftp/arxiv/papers/1301/1301.0953.pdfAnd discover how to get rid of it.
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>non-peer reviewed
You can’t peer review a discovery. Because you know. It’s discovery.-
Its also deboonked
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No it is not. You can also literally find this out if you have coffee, baking soda, salt+milk enema. None of those ingredients will harm your intestinal lining
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Yes it is. A 5 page article on a pre-print server that has sat there for 8 years without peer review is worth less than the intestinal worms I shit all over it.
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How do you explain the rope work has all human DNA? You’re just using caustic baking soda to destroy your intestinal lining.
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Source to your claims and also source that baking soda enema is dangerous to guts.
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Source to your claims and also source that baking soda enema is safe to guts.
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Asked first
pretty sure i eliminated it through crossfaded cooming. I’d also flush my bowels with deep pooping habits to make room for my prostate massager. so far I have only had big, natural looking stools
Break down poop and examine it further. Actually go into toilet, break down poop and see if there is no parasite.
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>Asked first
Confirmed 12 year old-
you are trying to derail thread with your massive scrotebraination
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This thread deserves to be derailed.
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You made the initial claim. The quality of evidence required to dispute it is on the same level.
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No you made initial claim. Prove baking soda is harm guts.
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>caustic baking soda
where does it say it’s all human dna?
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>Microsoft Word
>arxiv
haha okay
Also, link the abstract, not the paper: https://arxiv.org/abs/1301.0953
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>100% of humans have it.
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According to daoists you are born with three parasites. One in your guts one in your heart and one in your brain. Those parasites shorten your life significantly and make you sick and even control your behavior. The parasite in the guts is "general" parasite. He protect other two by giving them "food".
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noooo not the heqqin deatherino!!
why are scrotes like this?
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Yeah, I heard enemas of diluted alkaline solution, as string as industrial bleach, help get it out. Scientists also think it is intestinal lining because the cells resemble that of your intestines but this is just how this parasite evolved to literally mimic your intestinal lining to the genetic level. Every cell of this parasite might appear as “yours” but it’s not.
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Who said anything about bleach and also source to your claims. Or are you just programmed bot?
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Oh is this a MMS thread?
It’s great seeing all the schizo’s who know barely enough high school biology to identify a cell trying to say a parasite evolved to perfectly match endothelial cells and that it is removed via special enemas.
Y’all are pooping out your intestinal linings.
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source to your claims
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scrote, upon discovering new life the first thing any biologist does after taking pictures is isolate and categorize the DNA so we can see where the creature falls into the animal kingdom.
Youd think that with the discovery of a new human parasite, this would have happened already
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>a parasite evolved to perfectly match endothelial cells
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Not a (multicellular) parasite for instance.
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>Imagine being this scrotebrained
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Yeah I feel you anon.
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And a mitochondria has a distinct genetic code from the rest of the cell, with crossover events that had a time frame of before the first animal or plant existed to occur to even get to the level of crossover we currently have.
A parasite can’t just copy a genome into itself and function as it’s supposed to.
What do you need a source for? That people are pooping out their intestines? Well that’s easy, if what’s coming out matches the genetic fingerprint of the patients intestines then bam. Oh look, it does. For the rest just pick up a cellular biology textbook. If you want to learn about MMS I’d advise against it cause you might start trying to give autistic kids enemas.
Now could you provide a source where a parasite can completely adopt a hosts genome? I’d like mechanisms please.
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>The absolute state of LULZ
That’s a picture of intestinal lining shed as one piece. If you believe otherwise then I have some cancer-curing vinegar and bleach to sell you -
Our intestine was the worm all along…
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i bet you could put it in traditional polish BIGOS and no one would notice.
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pretty sure i eliminated it through crossfaded cooming. I’d also flush my bowels with deep pooping habits to make room for my prostate massager. so far I have only had big, natural looking stools
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>do not have muscles, nervous system, distinct reproductive organs and dry out quick when exposed to air
isn’t that basically the entire flat worms phylum? even non parasitic flatworms are like this.
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Why does this thread exist? This is made up, facebook nonsense.
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can someone break down the discussion for an engineer? Is that parasite real or not?
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It comes out naturally by fasting for prolonged time or by enema. So you might want to try it.
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Do not believe this scrote. I did enema and fasting and the worm came out of me but it wasnt that big. To being this big you need to be America who eats fastfood and sugar every single day in large amount.
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Obviously not. It’s intestinal lining that was shed because some huckster convinced some idiots to put bleach up their autistic children’s buttholes. Google "full moon hunting" newscrote.
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Maximum shilling. No one said to put bleach inside your guts.
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>Imagine being this scrotebrained
Keep it on the DL, but I got some MMS on the cheap. I have a hookup. I can sell it to you at half price if you pay me in crypto.-
Fuck off from this thread if you are here by pure malice. You have proved nothing and made scrotebrain out of yourself. People like you are mentally scrotebrained. Fuck off and never reply here again.
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>The irony
If you want to keep putting bleach up your butthole at full price then that’s your business. Don’t say I didn’t try to help you.-
No one is putting bleach up their ass and you failed to prove that coffee, baking soda or even milk and salt harm guts.
Fuck off with your help. You delusional scrotebrained shill.
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>He pays full price for MMS
Everyone point and laugh-
Do not post in this thread you leftist scrote
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Or else what? Why don’t you want people to know about MMS and full moon hunting?
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What the fuck is mms and full moon hunting.
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The previous iteration of your facebook scam, newscrote. We used to have threads about it on /b/ all the time. Go ahead and do some googling. Find out how much of a scrotebrain you are.
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What the fuck are you even talking about. Are you mentally okay? What the fuck does it have to do anything with this thread? Are you on discord raiding right now or something? What do you gain from this?
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>Confirmed shill
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Fuck off from this thread you scrotebrain. Do you comprenhend me you shilling scrote? You proved SHIT. DO you understand me. YOU PROVED SHIT
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t. Dr Humble
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You are bot. Nothing you said made sense. Post the threads from /b/ if they are in archives.
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>/b/
>archives
You are the newscrotegiest newscrote. Whatsamatter? Jim couldn’t afford competent shills this time around? -
Miracle Mineral Supplement, in case you’re unclear.
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I figured out MMS but google gives no results for full moon hunting and how is all this related to LULZ?
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Googled it just showed shit about deer hunting
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The screenshots of all the facebook posts must have been lost in content purges. You can still look up MMS and all the related nonsense. It’s the exact same claims, except OP didn’t say the "parasite" causes autism.
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What the fuck are you talking about.
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Start here, since you’re incapable of using google.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Mineral_Supplement-
And what the fuck does it have to do with anything i have posted? How is this related to this thread?
Watcha shilling there libshit?
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>Imagine being this much of a newscrote. Do you know how old that feature is? It doesn’t go back far enough. There is no LULZ archive that has ever archived /b/. There have been failed attempts and the closest anyone got was a "vote to archive" system that was also abandoned.
Tell us more about how destroying your microflora to purge healthy intestinal lining cures cancer and autism.
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>It doesn’t go back far enough
Okay tell me name of threads or the content of it. What did you dicuss and so on. I can find it.-
>name of threads
/b/ doesn’t have subject fields, you freaking newscrote.>I can find it
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>/b/ doesn’t have subject fields, you freaking newscrote.
>You cannot, super sleuth. This is before the way back machine.Content of the threads please. Or fuck off. I can find it.
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You can’t. The internet is not as it once was. The content of the threads is the MMS full moon hunting facebook scam and how scrotebrained you would need to be to fall for something so scrotebrained. Let’s see those sleuthing skills.
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What does it have to do anything with this thread. There is proof which you can simply do and that is fasting. You do not even need enemas. You simply fast and this worm will come out.
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That’s your intestinal lining. The bit that falls out naturally is dead. The picture you’re posting is the result of someone falling victim to the scam you’re promoting.
Did you find that thread yet?
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>The bit that falls out naturally is dead
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That’s basic anatomy, OMG. Why don’t you post about this in /med/ and see what they tell you?
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Fuck off already.
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So are you afraid of what they’ll say, or are you a newscrote shill that doesn’t know how to find the thread? Let me help you
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Fuck off
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Make me, shill. People like you should be publicly beaten.
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Fuck off. You proved shit and you are telling me i should be beaten?
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>Fuck off. You proved I’m promoting a dangerous scam and you are telling me i should be beaten?
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Being agressive wont solve your mental and physical problems. You are simply too scrotebrained to exist.
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Shilling for Jim Humble wont solve your financial problems. You are simply too scrotebrained to exist and should be beaten to death publicly as a mercy.
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WHO THE FUCK IS JIM HUMBLE YOU scrotebrainED scrote
FUCK
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FROM THIS THREAD ALREADY YOU scrote SHILL
YOU PROVED NOTHING DO YOU COMPRENHEND ME
YOU PROVED ABSOLUTELY SHIT HOW IS BAKING SODA OR COFFE OR EVEN freaking MILK BLEACH TO GUTS HOW
DO YOU HAVE ANY scrote PROOF
NO?
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>Pretending he doesn’t sign your checks
Classy.
SeeStart here, since you’re incapable of using google.
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WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING I HAVE SAID
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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It’s the exact same scam, shill. Don’t pretend you don’t know, it’s literally your job.
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WHAT SCAM I ASKED YOU IF BAKING SODA OR COFFEE HARM GUTS DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM WRITING.
YES
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JUST WRITE YES OR NO IF YOU COMPREHEND WORDS!
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>I ASKED YOU IF KILLING YOUR MICROFLORA AND pooping OUT YOUR INTESTINAL LINING IS BAD FOR YOU
Gee, I wonder. I don’t believe for a second that you haven’t been paid for your posts, but if you genuinely haven’t then you are even stupider than I gave you credit for. -
yes or not. Answer me. Lets make first thing clear and that is if you understand normal logical sentences. Did you understood what i said. Yes or not? It’s simple. We will work this out okay?
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Sure, I’ll play along. Yes, destroying the bacteria that digest your food and removing the protective lining from your intestines is damaging to your intestines and your health. That should be immensely obvious to anyone who graduated highschool.
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I asked you is baking soda or coffee harmful if injected into your guts.
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Yes, you freaking scrotebrain. It kills your microflora and strips your intestinal lining. Are you illiterate as well as scrotebrained?
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Okay we are finally getting somewhere. I finally got answer after 50+ posts. Was it this hard?
Now prove to me that those ingredients indeed kills microflora and intestinal lining.
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Are you freaking scrotebrain? Do you have a highschool degree? You posted a picture of intestinal lining that’s been stripped and I do not believe that you could have graduated highschool without knowing what affect pH has on bacteria. Why did you come here?
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Okay okay, now give me proof.
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Start by reading that wiki page I linked you. Come back when you’re all caught up.
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I did im reading that coffee enemas can have serious side effects but im not seeing anything about baking soda or milk+salt enemas or even water enemas.
If you are this scared you can simply do water enema and fasting and you will see what will come out of you.
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Read the whole thing.
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No i wont read the whole thing.
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You should feel ashamed of your ignorance. The anger you’re feeling right now is the result of cognitive dissonance. Come back after you’ve calmed down and had a plate of tendies.
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But I’m laffing sis. Idk about the other guy but me personally I’m having a giggle
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Good. As long as you aren’t another scrotebrain that puts bleach up his butthole
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Ever since I did bleach enema I am no longer radiating 5G
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Good. As long as you aren’t another scrotebrain that puts bleach up his butthole
Never said anything about bleach i do not understand why are you twisting my words.
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Only legitimate use.
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im fasting sis. It’s you who has massive cognitive dissonance. Also i agree that coffee enema can be extreme but there are plenty of other enemas with which you can kill this worm. You do not need to use coffee. Simply use water but it will take longer.
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If you’re not feeling butthurt from your cognitive dissonance then why don’t you try reading that wiki page again?
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Too long. Give me tl’dr
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I have been. You wanted more than that. Start with that page and we’ll go from there
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Okay i will tell you this. Fasting+water enema will get rid of this worm.
This is safe right? No crystal ball involved. No magic, no scam ingredients like healing dirt. Can you agree with this?
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There is no worm. You are seeing bits of your intestinal lining sloughing off. You also aren’t supposed to irrigate your butthole which is why more intestinal lining than usual is sloughing off.
Look dude, if you want to have a nice day slowly by subscribing to a blatant scam then that’s your deal. Stop trying to take other people out with you.
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Are you telling me fasting and water enema will… kill me?
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It will damage your intestinal walls and microflora which will make nutrient uptake more difficult and, yes, could kill you. Why do you treasure your ignorance?
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Oh.. Can you prove it? Or are you making shit up?
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Did you read that wikipedia page yet? What’s the point of bringing you evidence if you’re just going to whine about reading?
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Okay sir take care on with your, life… i guess.
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Will do. Stop shilling for Jim Humble.
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I do not even know who that is. You randomly brought some garden gnome into this discussion. Is Jum Huble shilling for harmful techniques which is just fasting and water enema? Oh no the horror! holy shit im going to buy water and i wont buy food! Damn!
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>I do not even know who signs my paychecks
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Yes i am shilling for water and not eating. I hope god will sign my paycheck because only him can create water and, you know, nothing to eat.
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Uh huh. Now skip to the part where we sign up for the program and get the book that tells us we need purified MMS direct from "Dr" Humble’s website.
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Okay do that. I hope jim humble will give me raise because how much i have shilled his secret techniques of not eating.
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It’s like scientology. He won’t.
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I’m mostly just making shit up
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It’s not fun to read Wikipedia pages. It’s fun 2 troll lol
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>It’s not fun to read
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I didn’t say it’s not fun to read. I said it’s not fun to read Wikipedia pages. I’ll read peer reviewed research all day long
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Fair enough
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Effect* seems like you didn’t graduate high school. At least not with regards to English DIUSN
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>The irony
Dictionary
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have an effect on; make a difference to.
"the dampness began to affect my health"
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Lol get baited u stupid scrotebrain
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And i forgot to add that even normal water enema helps. Or is water literally bleach? Huh?
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You are a special kind of stupid
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You failed to prove how coffee or baking soda harm guts. You are scrote scrotebrain. Oh wait they are damaged and "not naturally dead" right?
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Sure, kid. Did you find that thread with your super sleuthing skills?
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Fuck off form this thread. Do you understand.
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I’m sorry that your attempt to scam people hasn’t been very successful. I can understand how that can be frustrating.
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Fuck off
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I was here first, newscrote. Come and suck my dick.
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Fuck off
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No. Take my cum into your throat.
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Pozzed cum you mean. Also nice work derailing thread you shill scrote. Maybe it’s my stupidity to even reply to you in first place.
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You are undeniably stupid, breh. You’re also undeniably a shill and a newscrote. You should take a look at your life and figure it out.
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Fuck off
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Suck my dick while you contemplate your life choices.
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fuck off
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Gargle my cum like a good little shill
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pozzed cum. I already told you no one will gargle that shit.
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You’ll gargle anything if I flash a few pennies for you. You’ve had Jim Humble’s dick in your mouth this whole thread, I’m just waiting for my turn.
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Olanzapine
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Rim my poopyhole, shill. Get your tongue deep in there. Keep going ’til you can taste chocolate.
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Pozzed ass lol
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Sure, shill. Now get your tongue in there.
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so this is the new fotm /poo/ schizo obsession?
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oh, rope turds again.
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Take the parasite pill.
https://files.catbox.moe/9rbtxh.pdf -
see this yellow plastic thing? it’s a parasite that jails your body and stops energy from going in. it’s around your entire body from birth and there is no medication for it. dissect yourself. get rid of it, free your flesh from the fascism
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Wormed. Deworm.
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Woke af anti-fascia-ist
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They have actual proof of this parasite.
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Post the source
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Posting it twice now.
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Those are helminths. They are nothing like what you’re claiming. They are not in every human and they have distinct DNA. They do not take up their hosts DNA and your doctor will easily be able to diagnose them.
How does anyone fall for this shit?
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Appearently everyone since everyone who did enema of any sort shat them out.
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That’s your intestinal lining, you idiot.
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woke af and parasites dont exist/are not real pilled. Now go eat a tub of sugar.
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>5 pages
>main author is some economics, engineer or cs scrote all other authors have published nothing
>on a non peer reviewed journal
nice "study" you got there bud. that’s literally intestinal lining-
it’s actually toxin buildup in guts. The enemas are correct but it’s not parasite. It’s years and years of toxins.
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I’m onto you, host-chan !
Take the parasite pill.
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>blood passes through 3 extremely complicated filters hundreds of thousands times everyday
>has like gazillions feedback loop mechanisms making sure pH level, oxygen level, etc are perfect
>has a very complex defense system with billions of cells patrolling blood 24/7/365
>somehow needs anon to bleach his rectum and drink scrotebrained detoxers
detox is literally the most scrotebrained thing one can say-
People with severe health problems managed to cure themselves by fruit juices and fasting. You will eventually have to do this too.
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>Oranges cure cancer
Take your meds-
Cancer is thanks to toxins build up. You body will eventually be so overrun it will have no other option but to dispose toxins into tumors or cancer.
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You are scrotebrained.
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No an argument
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Neither is a scam that’s more than a decade old
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can you name these genotoxic toxins, how people get them and how fruit juice cures them? as far as i know no orange can correct a dna sequence
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Think of toxins as grabage in your body. Your immunity works as grabage cleaners. If there is too much garbage in your body your immune system gets "faster" and this is why people get sick. This is why people experience high fever because immunity simply has to work faster than before. This is also why viruses do not exists. Then if immunity is unable to dispose or kill toxins fast enough it will create tumours or cancers which are like "garbage" bins. It simply has no other choice but to dump toxins into those garbage bins becasue people eat alot of trash.
Fruit juices and fasting help you dispose of toxins.
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Take your meds
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orange you glad you didn’t take chemo?
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is there a biological mechanism by which these toxins can be removed via semen ingestion or injection via the rectal route
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Science isn’t about resting on your ass and waiting for someone to answer your questions.
You have an hypothesis, now go and test it.
And be thorough.
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there’s enough food for both of us
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>183 posts
>28 posters
You notice how the conversation completely derailed due to one anon gradually shifting the conversation off topic from the OP? That’s an actual shill tactic fyi-
Go ahead and read that wiki page I linked and then tell me who the shill is? We all know it’s you, OP.
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Should we add ‘wormed’ or ‘roped’ to the list of vaxxd, clamped etc
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