How do I escape America with only $800?

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    • #57336
      Anonymous
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      I’m a NEET with $800 to my name, am not in any condition to get a job but am not on disability, and live in Oregon with no passport.

      If by September of 2021 I want to have spent a week in Japan, what should I do?

    • #57337
      Anonymous
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      Fucking pathetic. The airfare alone is gonna run you at least $900. If you’re "not in any condition to get a job" you probably shouldn’t be gently caressing traveling.

    • #57338
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Start sucking

    • #57339
      Anonymous
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      You saw videos on YouTube and read threads on here. But what you don’t understand is that you have to have your life in order first.

      Things like
      >several sources of income
      >many networks/friends
      >a reason to travel: work-related, business, leisure

      If your home life isn’t even established yet, what makes you think it would be fit for you to travel? You wouldn’t know what to look for because you don’t even have your basics met yet. Take that meager amount of cash and invest it wisely- don’t spend it all until you have nothing. Actually find ways to invest it so you make more money. Double, triple, that. When you have a life going with several sources of income, maybe you deserve a vacation somewhere to take a break. Right now, you are far from it and it wouldn’t be wise to go broke.

      >I want to have spent a week in Japan, what should I do?
      By September of 2021, you should have a stable job that lets you take vacation days. Then maybe you have some pocket change to gently caress around Japan for a while. Without money, you won’t be doing anything there anyway.

    • #57340
      Anonymous
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      >NEET(99% chance also a virgin)
      >$800
      >never traveled outside of country
      "I want to go to Japan bro"
      just kys please

    • #57341
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You can get a job for like a few months and set a date for yourself to leave. Even if youre making min wage thats easily more than a grand a month doing something that will have some kind of impact on your life rather than neeting. It’ll help you mature a bit before the trip and it’ll give you a date to work until so you don’t feel like you’re just eternally grinding your life away.

    • #57342
      Anonymous
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      Get a job loser

    • #57343
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >what should I do?

      Get a gently caressing job.

    • #57345
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >not in any condition to get a job
      >not on disability

      Pick one you lazy faggot.

    • #57346
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >oregon
      >lazy gently caress
      hit your head on the pavement

    • #57347
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Start a programming consultant company. Get paid a shitload of money simply to turn around and hire some panjeet on fiverr to do it for a 1/6th of the cost.

    • #57348
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Grow up little guy. You are pathetic

    • #57349
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Such a Shame you haven`t replied to any of the comments. You need to grown up little guy. Get a job

    • #57350
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It costs like $800 alone to get to the country.

    • #57354
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >what should I do?
      get a gently caressing job, the plane ticket is going to cost $800 and even if you were able to teleport yourself into the middle of Tokyo at no cost, 80,000Yen ain’t shit. GET A gently caressING JOB

    • #57357
      Anonymous
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      Okay so I definitely need money, but like I said I don’t have a job

      >Get a job retard

      I have terrible mental health issues. I was fired not too long ago (6 months?) for eating garbage at work. If I were to find a new job, I’d have to find something easy with little to no social contact and no required education and/or experience, and even then I may not do great.

      • #57358
        Anonymous
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        Just buy a rope and go visit /diy/, they can show you how to tie a knoose faggot.

      • #57360
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Dude, if you’re eating garbage at work, imagine the cultural shock you’ll experience from being in Japan. The country isn’t like one of your anime romcoms; pink-haired, bug-eyed dwarfs aren’t skipping around all day, talking to each other in a childish manner. Actual Japanese people are very conservative in their mannerisms, and won’t take kindly to some pale-skinned autist (see: you) eating trash in public. I’m sorry that you’re mentally unwell, but please don’t subjugate another group of people to your problems. You aren’t mentally fit to travel.

      • #57362
        Anonymous
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        Why did you eat trash at your job? Also, how much do you weight and do you live alone?

      • #57374
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Okay so I definitely need money, but like I said I don’t have a job

        I find you’re one of many here. If you’re this kind of defeatist, then you definitely won’t make it. You don’t have mental health issues dumbass. You’re just lazy. If you’re this lazy that you want people to tell you how to live your life, I don’t know what to tell you. Go join the military bro and you’ll get a living- it would be a plus if you get stationed overseas. They’ll beat life into you whether you like it or not.

      • #57379
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why the gently caress did you eat garbage ag work? Genuinely curious because not even schizophrenic people even consider doing that. Japan is going to give you major culture shock, on top of how expensive it is to visit there with the airfare and renting a place to stay. Either get a job, join the military and hope for a chance to be stationed in Japan.

        • #57380
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I’m sure you could get in the military as a lazy, apathetic nihilist who is so mentally ill they eat garbage.

        • #57382
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >why the gently caress did you eat garbage at work?

          Binge eating disorder.

          >japan is going to give you major culture shock

          I at least know how conservative it is, so I know being polite and quiet is an absolute must.

          • #57383
            Anonymous
            Guest

            What did you eat out of the trashcan? Was it tasty? How did they catch you?

    • #57361
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’ll bite. Here’s what you need to do OP:

      >make a cardboard sign saying "HOMELESS, HUNGRY"

      >wear it in a public place

      >dress like an absolute hobo, but still try to keep yourself as presentable, like you’re actually trying your best to make it

      >pick up bottles and cans while you do this

      >collect change from panhandler enablers

      >turn in your bottles and cans for cash at the end of the day

      >repeat until you have $3,500

    • #57364
      Anonymous
      Guest

      im a burnout 29 year old gently caressing loser and even this is too-low effort for me. if you can’t swindle the gov’t for bux then you need money. go all in on some shitcoin ir just buy bitcoin and hodl. you might actually have enough money for the trip by then. otherwise
      >get a job faggot

    • #57365
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Just take out a huge personal loan go on Sofi or LightStream

    • #57373
      Anonymous
      Guest

      When will Japan open for tourism?

      • #57375
        Anonymous
        Guest

        February 5th at 16:53:30

    • #57377
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Bump

    • #57378
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Just watch some anime bro

    • #57363
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >people pretending to get baited to bait people into responding to their bait thinking they legitimately got baited

    • #57376
      Anonymous
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    • #57381
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >people baiting bait for bait purposes
      are you new?

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