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    • #136748
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      How do I become a friend and ally of spiders? They are my favorite thing on this earth. Are there any spider deities? How can I worship them? Is there anyway to simulate in my mind being covered in spiders, so I can learn to understand them better? Is communication with spiders possible? Any information is welcome, thank you.

    • #136749
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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anansi
      Many spiders have adapted to live in home-like environments. It is not the best idea to take them outside.

      • #136786
        Anonymous
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        Nice try spider, but your ass is going outside if we cross paths

    • #136750
      Anonymous
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      can you stop messing with yourself?

    • #136751
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      Athena turned Arachne into a spider for her hubris. She was previously a famous and talented weaver, but made the mistake of claiming to be better than the gods. Perhaps you could get into fiber arts and weaving, particularly ancient styles like card weaving, warp- weighted looms, frame weaving, inkle looms, and drop spinning.

      • #136752
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        dropped image

    • #136753
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    • #136754
      Anonymous
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      Yup.

    • #136755
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      catch flies for them and feed it to them. They’ll appreciate you then

    • #136756
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      >is monitoring this thread

    • #136757
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      Make sure to leave entrances in your place (not even needed, just let a window open and spiders will infiltrate through cracks around the squitter screen.
      t. got tons of free spiders to live with me that way, they are keepers of secrets and give luck in things related to the NET and WEB

      • #136758
        Anonymous
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        >the keeper of secrets
        This is an odd feeling I get as well.
        When my ideas ramp up and I feel tingling in my brain I say the spiders must be talking to me

        • #136759
          Anonymous
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          I think it’s because they are always everywhere, watching without speaking and difficult to notice

          • #136760
            Anonymous
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            • #136761
              Anonymous
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              On the back

              • #136770
                Anonymous
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                Why is your desk sideways?

            • #136762
              Anonymous
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              It’s not immediately obvious whether the spider is a positive or negative influence there.
              Cool pic anon.

              • #136763
                Anonymous
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                >It’s not immediately obvious whether the spider is a positive or negative
                Just like real spiders, huh

            • #136769
              Anonymous
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              On the back

              Finally some good OC.

      • #136765
        Anonymous
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        I purposely don’t hurt spiders in my house because they eat insects and generally leave me be. I’ve helped two out of my shower when they fell in.

      • #136781
        Anonymous
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        lmao

    • #136767
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    • #136768
      Anonymous
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      Never bring harm to them. Whenever possible, try to leave their webs intact. Look into Astral projection, angel numbers, and lucid dreaming.

      • #136783
        Anonymous
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        > Look into complete bullshit
        Nice advice autist

    • #136771
      Anonymous
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      I have it on good authority that dragonfly’s are gods proxy emblem of Mother Earths soul. If you see a dragonfly that is stuck or helpless go out of your way to help them.

      • #136773
        Anonymous
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        Do you recall where you learned that?

        • #136774
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          No it’s more of an instinctual knowledge to me for some reason. I’m not a hippie, I know most bugs don’t have souls or have lesser souls, but when I see dragonfly’s I know they have complex souls.

          • #136776
            Anonymous
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            They hunt. You, my friend, have good instincts.

            • #136778
              Anonymous
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              >they hunt

              Can you tell me what you mean by this? I have noticed that they are incredibly curious for bugs and lack the intrinsic fear that say a moth or butterfly has, I’ll be walking in the woods and notice dragonfly’s are following me, sometimes facing me flying backwards like they are trying to guide me.

          • #136787
            Anonymous
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            >I made it up.

            • #136788
              Anonymous
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              Yes

      • #136789
        Anonymous
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        Do you recall where you learned that?

        Not that guy, but in pennsylvania dutch beliefs dragonflys are the souls of deceased loved ones (or so my pappy and masue have taught me) so we’ve always been taught to not kill dragonflies. Also, like spiders, the eat other bugs I like less than them

    • #136772
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      Modify your aura, and nature will fit you.
      I am often unbothered by most insects and arachnids, and I’ve enjoyed many critters cooperation over the years.
      Not all critters will cooperate, but you will notice it more as you make adjustments to how you treat them.

      • #136775
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        this, I notice when I stoped hating and killing bugs and began to help them, they stop going into my room or pester me. Same with flys, I will let them fly around me without swatting them, and they leave after that.

    • #136777
      Anonymous
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      eat drink and become the spider, even start to shoot web on people and try to bite them. spiders will respect you for that, and the spider enemas? you will never feel more together with the spider
      :^)
      Seriously though, just feed them and respect them.

    • #136779
      Anonymous
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      Talk with mephala. I hear vivec is her avatar in the flesh

    • #136780
      Anonymous
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      >Is there anyway to simulate in my mind being covered in spiders,
      Yeah. Take some hallucinogenic drugs and think about spiders.

    • #136782
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      • #136794
        Anonymous
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        Thier feet feel sticky because of their feet fur. They are bros.

    • #136784
      Anonymous
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      There are evil-spirit spiders just as there are good-spirit spiders.

      There are evil-spirit insects just as there are good-spirit insects.

      There are evil-spirit vertebrates just as there are good-spirit vertebrates.

      There are evil-spirit humans just as there are good-spirit humans.

      Learn to differentiate between the different spirits of ’em, which ones hate clean-spirit, which ones are scavengers, which ones hate/hunt unclean-spirit.

      Around here, there seem to be hundreds of species, if not thousands, and the little jumping-spiders have very good spirit, and some species seem quite intolerant of the spreading-disease-blackflies’ spirit ( it seems to be more than mere killing due to hunger, it seems to be intolerable-spirit ).

      Instead of imaging being covered in ’em, rather image being one of them, understanding their relations with each of the kinds of creatures they interact with, as prey, as predator, and any other way.

      Eventually one learns that they, just like all other critters, are monsters from their prey’s perspective, family among themselves, and irrelevant to others.

      Salut, Namaste, & Kaizen, eh?

      ( :

    • #136785
      Anonymous
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      You can buy spiders in the pet store.
      Spiders like warm moist places, so you can put a Chicken Spider or tarantula on your balls and they will sit right there.
      This was told to me by the pot head pet store employee once.

    • #136790
      Anonymous
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      https://i.imgur.com/AhxygNN.gif

      you dont, slay them all

    • #136791
      Anonymous
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      I used to hate spiders.. would kill them every time I saw them. Would see them very often and would freak me out. One day I decided to save one, and from then on never killed another again. Now I rarely see them, like they moved on to harass others who fear them. Me likey spiders

    • #136792
      Anonymous
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      Listen LULZ, killing spiders will get you laid

      • #136795
        Anonymous
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        I have no interest in jezebel

    • #136793
      Anonymous
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      A good weapon vs spiders is a vacuum cleaner.
      +15 vs spiders and webs

    • #136796
      Anonymous
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      Be a friend to all God’s creatures

    • #136797
      Anonymous
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      Blood pact. Let a mosquito bite you, catch it by the wings once it’s full, and then toss it into a spiders web. Also never intentionally kill a spider and make your home friendly to them.

    • #136798
      Anonymous
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      https://i.imgur.com/PcGtuWT.gif

      >How do I become a friend and ally of spiders?

    • #136800
      Anonymous
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      I destroy all spiders i come across. instadeath to spiders!

      • #136801
        Anonymous
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        The world wide web would like a word with you.
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