How did the Anglo-Saxons BTFO the Celtoids so thoroughly and utterly?

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    • #185671
      Anonymous
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      How did the Anglo-Saxons BTFO the Celtoids so thoroughly and utterly?

    • #185672
      Anonymous
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      Not sure, but when the Anglo-Saxons arrived the Britons were struggling in a war against the Picts. The siss Hengist and Horsa were invited by the Britons to help fight off the Picts, or so the story goes. Also, the Romans had recently left Britain and the Britons may have become dependent on them, which is why they were unable to defend themselves against anyone.

    • #185673
      Anonymous
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      They didn’t. Insular Celts are half Saxon but over 90% Celtic Y DNA.

      • #185675
        Anonymous
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        They kinda did? Or did the celts assimilate into a germanic society, including language and culture, because they thought it was cool?

      • #185697
        Anonymous
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        Why are Germanic women such sluts for BPC (big Pictish cock)?

        • #185699
          Anonymous
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          They weren’t
          1/3 of dna in the northern isles is Norwegian

      • #185701
        Anonymous
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        R1b is also anglo y DNA m8

    • #185674
      Anonymous
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      Roman army leaves. There’s no military social structure that replaces or develops fast enough. Celts in the backwaters start making hill forts from hundreds of years prior again. Germanics come with more modern tactics honed against the Romans for centuries. Imagine if a Greek phalanx army had to fight a peak Roman one. Basically that

    • #185676
      Anonymous
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      By that time Britain was in an utter state of chaos and disrepair they basically just invited the Anglo-Saxon-Frisian chieftains, who took advantage of the power vacuum. Pretty much an early version of the Glorious Revolution

      • #185677
        Anonymous
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        For example, London at that time was already long abandoned before the Saxons took over. The people who didn’t move to Gaul (or weren’t able to) moved westward to avoid barbarian raids and stuff.

    • #185678
      Anonymous
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      >btfo
      Only South-eastern England. Rest of Romano-British gave Germanics a run of their money and delayed Germanification of England by centuries. What you should be asking is how did Scotti utterly btfo Picts?

      • #185712
        Anonymous
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        >What you should be asking is how did Scotti utterly btfo Picts?

        They didn’t. They just came out on top of Alba and got to put their name on the whole messy Scot-Pict-Briton-Angle kingdom.

        • #185714
          Anonymous
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          >They just came out on top of Alba
          Dal riata was a fief of Pictland and annexed into Pictland by Kenneth MacAilpin a Pictish ruler.
          >Scot-Pict-Briton-Angle
          Braindead hands

    • #185682
      Anonymous
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      Soft Civilised sissies vs rough masculine barbarians

    • #185685
      Anonymous
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      Because the Welsh were fighting us Picts, the Irish, Germania, and Gaul all at once.

      • #185686
        Anonymous
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        >us Picts
        Please stop running around naked

        • #185688
          Anonymous
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          >us
          WE

          You do realise the Scots were wiped out by the Picts?
          By the late 8th century the Isles Kingdom was a fief to Pictland.

          • #185689
            Anonymous
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            >picts
            >adopt the name of one conqueror
            >speak the language of a second

            very woke af

            • #185690
              Anonymous
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              The name was taken from Latin usage because it was Rex Scotorum et Pictorum so simply because the name Scot came first.
              And Pictish is Scottish Gaelic and it is impossible it came from Ireland, with no evidence at all supporting it.
              And the dalriatan country did not come from Ireland by any contemporary evidence.

              • #185691
                Anonymous
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                >Rex Scotorum
                more like rex scrotum

            • #185693
              Anonymous
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              And also the name never changed in any language but Latin and English so that isn’t even an argument

      • #185687
        Anonymous
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        >us
        WE

    • #185692
      Anonymous
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      All British are mostly celts. English are only 38% germanic.

      • #185702
        Anonymous
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        does this mean the english are heterosis in humans done right?

        • #185703
          Anonymous
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          Most humans are a mixture. What they don’t mention is that anglo Saxon DNA can be very high in north England and south Scotland.

          But, to be fair, ancient anglo Saxon gravesite DNA matched closest to Icelandics, Dutch, and Danes.

    • #185698
      Anonymous
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      Celtoids were always BTFO throughout their history

    • #185700
      Anonymous
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      Constant Pictish, Irish and Saxon raiding, and plague outbreaks caused severe depopulation of the Southeast.

      It took until the Plague of Justinians for Anglos to colonise the Southwest and Northwest

    • #185704
      Anonymous
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      […]

      >I convinced that the one supreme race is the Teuton

      reality:

      • #185705
        Anonymous
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        >reality
        60 THOUSAND DEAD ROMANS 60 ᛏᚺᛟᚢᛊᚨᚾᛞ ᛞᛖᚨᛞ ᚱᛟᛗᚨᚾᛊ ROMAN DEFEAT AT TEUTOBURGER FOREST ᚱᛟᛗᚨᚾ ᛞᛖᚠᛖᚨᛏ ᚨᛏ ᛏᛖᚢᛏᛟᛒᚢᚱᚷᛖᚱ ᚠᛟᚱᛖᛊᛏ VISIGOTH SACK OF ROME FIRST TIME IN 800 YEARS ᚢᛁᛊᛁᚷᛟᛏᚺ ᛊᚨᚲᚲ ᛟᚠ ᚱᛟᛗᛖ ᚠᛁᚱᛊᛏ ᛏᛁᛗᛖ ᛁᚾ 800 ᛁᛖᚨᚱᛊ BATAVIAN REVOLT 20 THOUSAND DEAD ROMANS LIGHT BATAVIAN CASUALTIES ᛒᚨᛏᚨᚢᛁᚨᚾ ᚱᛖᚢᛟᛚᛏ 20 ᛏᚺᛟᚢᛊᚨᚾᛞ ᛞᛖᚨᛞ ᚱᛟᛗᚨᚾᛊ ᛚᛁᚷᚺᛏ ᛒᚨᛏᚨᚢᛁᚨᚾ ᚲᚨᛊᚢᚨᛚᛏᛁᛖᛊ FRISIAN HANGING OF ROMAN TAX COLLECTORS ᚠᚱᛁᛊᛁᚨᚾ ᚺᚨᚾᚷᛁᚾᚷ ᛟᚠ ᚱᛟᛗᚨᚾ ᛏᚨX ᚲᛟᛚᛚᛖᚲᛏᛟᚱᛊ CIMBRI INVASIONS OF THE ROMAN REPUBLIC ᚲᛁᛗᛒᚱᛁ ᛁᚾᚢᚨᛊᛁᛟᚾᛊ ᛟᚠ ᛏᚺᛖ ᚱᛟᛗᚨᚾ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚲ FRANKISH DOMINATED ROMAN GAUL ᚠᚱᚨᚾᚲᛁᛊᚺ ᛞᛟᛗᛁᚾᚨᛏᛖᛞ ᚱᛟᛗᚨᚾ ᚷᚨᚢᛚ ANGLO SAXON OCCUPATION OF ROMAN BRITAIN ᚨᚾᚷᛚᛟ ᛊᚨXᛟᚾ ᛟᚲᚲᚢᛈᚨᛏᛁᛟᚾ ᛟᚠ ᚱᛟᛗᚨᚾ ᛒᚱᛁᛏᚨᛁᚾ GOTHIC CONQUEST OF ROMAN HISPANIA ᚷᛟᛏᚺᛁᚲ ᚲᛟᚾᚲᚢᛖᛊᛏ ᛟᚠ ᚱᛟᛗᚨᚾ ᚺᛁᛊᛈᚨᚾᛁᚨ GERMANIC DOMINANCE IN ITALY UNDER ODOACER, GOTHS AND LOMBARDS ᚷᛖᚱᛗᚨᚾᛁᚲ ᛞᛟᛗᛁᚾᚨᚾᚲᛖ ᛁᚾ ᛁᛏᚨᛚᛁ ᚢᚾᛞᛖᚱ ᛟᛞᛟᚨᚲᛖᚱ, ᚷᛟᛏᚺᛊ ᚨᚾᛞ ᛚᛟᛗᛒᚨᚱᛞᛊ GERMAN DOMINATED MEDIEVAL EUROPE ᚷᛖᚱᛗᚨᚾ ᛞᛟᛗᛁᚾᚨᛏᛖᛞ ᛗᛖᛞᛁᛖᚢᚨᛚ ᛖᚢᚱᛟᛈᛖ

        • #185706
          Anonymous
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          kek

          • #185707
            Anonymous
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            >k-kek

            • #185715
              Anonymous
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              Is that Teutoburg?
              You know what happened next? A lot of dead germanics.

              • #185717
                Anonymous
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                And nobody cares because Roman attempts for vengeance never came close to the humiliation of such an epic defeat.

                • #185718
                  Anonymous
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                  I mean, Germanicus killed a lot of Germans but Germanic people destroyed Rome in the end. It’s not really so cut and dry as med vs Nord.

                  LULZ just has a terrible tract record of threads devolving into med vs germ but honestly things are much more nuanced than that.

                  • #185719
                    Anonymous
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                    Germanicus also employed friendly Germanic tribes in his army for his invasion. So the "Germanicus btfo Germania" isn’t very accurate.

                    • #185721
                      Anonymous
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                      Caesar used Germans as his shock cavalry and so did many other Roman generals by hiring them as auxillaries. Germans and Romans had a lot of interactions that were positive.

                      It’s almost as bad as how people paint Celtic and Roman interactions as one sided despite celtic societies blending in and trading quite a bit with Roman. Many old Celtic cities like Milan became Roman and Austrian Celts supplies a lot of metal for Rome.

                      • #185723
                        Anonymous
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                        >Many old Celtic cities like Milan became Roman and Austrian Celts supplies a lot of metal for Rome.
                        Cisalpine Gauls weren’t granted citizenship until much later though, even if they’ve been subjugated for a long time. That’s just the closest non-Italic, barbarian ethnic group. Germanics were treated with much more contempt.

                      • #185724
                        Anonymous
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                        Yeah, but in the end it was mixed. Germanics ended up being the core of their armies. Most people in the ancient world were incredibly xenophobic and racist compared to modern people. Reading Greek philosophers and historians shows a group of people obsessed with race and lineage.

                      • #185725
                        Anonymous
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                        They didn’t mix. They got paid then left.

      • #185716
        Anonymous
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        >easily corrupted by money or greed
        >Romans and Byzantines destroy themselves through infighting over money and greed

        What did they mean by this?

    • #185708
      Anonymous
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      celtoids without the romans would have fallen way earlier
      celts are just the universal losers of history

    • #185709
      Anonymous
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      They are Celtoids though. They are just in denial

    • #185710
      Anonymous
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      https://i.imgur.com/BwzsS9Z.gif

      >It’s becoming another nord vs med thread

    • #185711
      Anonymous
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      […]

      >The Welsh, who have no Teutonic blood, are of little account.
      The greatest English dynasty is of Welsh origin.

    • #185720
      Anonymous
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      Why are they called angles?

      • #185722
        Anonymous
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        They are either obtuse or acute.

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