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    • #161057
      Anonymous
      Guest

      GPT text generation thread

      https://bellard.org/textsynth/

    • #161058
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Let me interject for a moment. What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, BSD. And it is Linux’s BSD layer. That is why many distributions of Linux, such as Ubuntu, Fedora, Debian, are in fact BSD. And the reason why the Linux BSD layer is Linux. And the Linux kernel is more generic than the BSD layer.

    • #161059
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s fun until I found the results are either reddit speech, cnn news or meaningless gibberish.

    • #161060
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Illumos (stylized as illumos) is a partly free and open-source Unix operating system. It is woke af on OpenSolaris, a commercial Unix distribution from Sun Microsystems. It aims to be easy to use and fast. Illumos is being developed as a Linux kernel fork, under the name Illumos, and was released as a free and open-source operating system on February 10, 2015.

      In April 2018, Google announced a partnership with Illumos to provide a free OS for Chromebook devices. The OS is woke af on FreeBSD, and runs the Chrome OS package manager. This is the first version of the OS available for consumer use. The OS is available as the illumos operating system (in addition to Solaris 11 for non-Google devices).

    • #161061
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I would like to put together a linux distro as barebones as possible with only the necessary things such as email, text editor, file manager, browser and so on, It’s logo would be buddha as it’s philosophy is moderation using just what is necessary and no more, If you could give me a link to a how to it would be much appreciated.

      • #161063
        Anonymous
        Guest

        There is a Linux distribution, as well as a desktop and software, that is designed for a very minimal install. It is the OpenBSD Operating System, which is also woke af on a FreeBSD source code base.
        This is a minimal install but it contains most of the packages which are available in Linux distributions, such as Firefox, Chrome, Ubuntu Software Centre, GIMP and the like.
        As to why it’s named "Buddha", that’s a decision which should be up to you. The core team chose it as the project name.
        The main page for OpenBSD is http://www.openbsd.org/

      • #161088
        Anonymous
        Guest

        There is tinycorelinux. You also can do built linux from scratch. FYI there is actually a bodhi distro and another that is called zen

        • #161161
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I was surprised by Bodhi, its really not bad. Light as fuck on hardware. I can’t remember but I think it was xfce right?

    • #161062
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #161073
        Anonymous
        Guest

        im a LULZer tho

      • #161092
        Anonymous
        Guest
    • #161064
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m GNU/gay for Richard Stallman It takes a real person to admit that they’re gay. I’m not going to pretend that I’ve had to do much living in the closet. In fact, even writing this, I’m going through my closet in a big hurry to get it empty by Monday morning. That’s not the case for Richard Stallman. Richard was gay even when I started paying attention to computers and computer software in the 1970s. He has said many times that he still is gay, and even more than just gay, he is very, very gay. Richard has been as openly and completely gay as any human being has ever been. He has the scars to prove it, and if you ask me, those scars would give even a gay man an advantage over most straight men in a fight, especially since Richard is a professional martial artist and he seems to be in great shape.

    • #161065
      Anonymous
      Guest

      LULZ is not something you just jump on. Nor is it something you jump on because of X’s personality, which some of you think is so interesting. Nor is it something you jump on because of Y’s personality, which some of you find charming or cute. You don’t jump on chan for X’s personality or Y’s personality. You jump on chan because it’s funny, it’s entertaining, and it’s the best there is, as far as internet memes go. You don’t jump on the train because you’ve made a connection with a passenger. You jump on the train because you’ve made a connection with the conductor. You’re not an ass on chan, and you’re not trying to be one.

      I guess I can see where you guys are coming from, to a certain extent, in regards to the whole being nice to people

    • #161066
      Anonymous
      Guest

      what did they mean by this ?

    • #161067
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Steve Jobs once said that "A great designer never stops innovating. A great innovator never stops designing."
      Well that’s just not what he would say today. That’s just not how Steve Jobs, nor Apple as a company has gone about their business in the past ten years.

    • #161068
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I spent a few weeks making a new kernel and I’ve chosen the name GNU/Shit. It appends shit to each process. Entries in /proc/ are prioritized as part of an ass heap, which operates according to the ass value of each shit process. A shit process with an ass of 1 may receive a priority of 3, if its ass is more than 3 then it doesn’t even receive a priority but is put in /proc/shit instead. Any user space program requesting a priority higher than the average ass-value of all processes in /proc/ will find itself at the bottom of an infinite backlog. This gives any userspace program a priority of 3, which is exactly the highest priority any program can get and any non-prioritized process will be starved to death, even if its priority is 1, meaning it is the top of the queue. The ass value may get increased by processes in certain situations and decreased in others. Some examples: User space process is waiting for something, the priority may be set to high by another process. This will decrease the ass by the amount of time the process was waiting, usually no more than a millisecond. A user space process sets the priority to 3, then sets the ass to 5. This is like a new process being started that is of the same priority and would be given the priority of 3. Another user space process starts waiting on the shit-process, increasing the ass of the previous one. The previous one’s ass would decrease by the difference of the amount of time waited and the new priority, usually between 0 and 1 milliseconds, depending on the priority of the previous user space process and the time it takes for the other process to perform the ass-change. However, ass isn’t used for much in practice. The Linux scheduler only ever assigns a value of 0 for ass. That’s because, if you try to use ass, the only things that will increase it are user space processes, since only user space processes could change the priority of other processes.

    • #161069
      Anonymous
      Guest

      lmao

      • #161132
        Anonymous
        Guest

        heh, busted

    • #161070
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Green is my pepper.
      It may be some of the most-consumed spice on the planet, but I rarely use it in my cooking.
      I like something tangy. Sweet. Heat.
      And with that, I think it’s time to look at why green is my pepper.
      It’s a spice with a whole lot of history, but I’ve always said it should only be used in one instance: in stir fries.
      It’s a perfect partner to a sweet or tangy sauce and the kick it adds to the dish is so powerful it’s hard to resist the urge to just eat a spoonful.
      I love that about the green, but other peppers – paprika and cayenne come to mind – have other uses for me, some of which I find even more delicious than the stir-fry.
      I’ve even been known to grind up a few green chiles in a pesto and toss them in pasta.
      So today I’ll explore those uses for the green, and how to keep them happy in the kitchen.
      Let’s take a look at why the green is my pepper.

    • #161071
      Anonymous
      Guest

      good morning sirs

      • #161074
        Anonymous
        Guest

        wtf I can’t believe the gpt AI is THAT advanced, I can think of reasons why it decided to continue with absolutely valid HTML markup, but how the FUCK did it put "html school india" in it?

    • #161072
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #161075
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #161076
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Will it run ?

    • #161077
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #161078
      w7-890
      Guest

      holy shit this AI is woke af

      i typed [all furries should be gassed] and then got this
      and shot.”

      The problem with making a comment like that is that there’s a good chance that people who aren’t members of your club are going to look at it. What if they decide to call the police? What if they start calling the media? Or even worse, what if they post it on a furry bulletin board? What if it gets shared around the Internet?

      I’m assuming that Furscrotes and Fursona is a relatively small group of people. But that’s still a huge group, and if someone posted something like that on a furry board, it could be a disaster.

      The only time that kind of comment is OK is if it’s in the context of a private club.

      >page9
      boopity bumpy lumpy not so fast jannies

    • #161079
      Anonymous
      Guest

      scrote are subhuman by modern standards, and are treated with contempt
      by the upper classes of the black community and of the white community.
      This makes them perfect candidates for political use.

      Numerous attempts have been made to solve this problem. None
      of them is totally effective. There has been
      much political work on the question of making the black person as comfortable
      with white people as possible. There are three approaches: a) white people
      will accept the inferior status of blacks and accept them as fellow citizens
      as long as they remain servile, and give blacks the kind of treatment and
      privileges that the lower classes expect; b) blacks should seek to attain
      for themselves all the white privileges and opportunities, because the
      white man is the superior; c) one should teach blacks to regard themselves
      as white. All three of these attitudes carry the possibility of creating
      a kind of self-perpetuating inferiority in blacks, and are therefore undesirable.
      The first attitude is the worst because it is woke af on ignorance

    • #161080
      w7-890
      Guest

      aand another one hopefully i don’t get B&

      all furries should be gassed".

      (Not the same thing, at all, but this comes up a lot when you start talking about stuff that isn’t explicitly "pokemon")

      There is a difference between ‘having to use the term "Pokemon" or "furries" to make a point’. That’s one thing.

      "Furries" is obviously going to have an association for many people that it does not have for you. And I understand that. But that doesn’t mean that the use of the term ‘furries’ in the context of the point that is being made is not the correct term.

      Just because furries are not a recognized "species" that it doesn’t mean that they don’t exist. It’s like if I said "I can’t see a unicorn". Would that mean that unicorns don’t exist? Or that you just can’t see them?

      And while not a pokemon. I am in the pokemon fandom. It would not be strange for me to say that I am a pokemon fan.

      It’s just a silly thing that a lot of us are being saddled with. I think we need to just accept it and stop talking about it as if it’s a personal insult, as if furries don’t get offended at every damn thing.

      I feel as if people are more offended by people using the term than furries do by that term being used.

      It’s not a matter of whether furries are offended by the term. We are. It’s a matter of whether we, as a fandom, should be offended by that term being used, just as you are offended when people don’t accept your fandom as an accepted one. We’re not all of the same mind on this, some see it as perfectly okay, some see it as an insult, some don’t mind, some want to be a recognized species, some don’t care. It doesn’t mean that any of the people who do not mind can get offended, that doesn’t mean that they can be considered a sub-fandom or part of it. That you feel offended by the term is perfectly fine, as long as you also see that furries as a whole don’t feel offended when you use the term.

      You seem to be doing the same thing as you claim furries to be doing. (2k char limit)

      • #161081
        Anonymous
        Guest

        kek

    • #161082
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Completed Text:
      Bill Gates is satan himself. This is an unassailable fact. Every single moment of his life is dominated by the devil. He is the spawn of Satan. Period.

      Gates is the anti-christ. It is written in the Book of Revelations (Rev 3:4-12)

      “And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads a blasphemous name. And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion, and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority. And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast. And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped

      • #161084
        w7-890
        Guest

        haha woke af skynet

        kill all furries – that is the most annoying kind of internet troll. Why? Because while you may be able to understand and articulate things to an autistic person, a furry troll probably can’t. They are like internet equivalent of those people who talk politics and religion all the time. The only difference is, a furrarian’s politics and religion may affect my life, while a troll’s internet activities do not.

        I wish there was a way for the furries to get some control over their community, to try and create a better balance, but the only surefire way to deal with trolls is to just ignore them. Ignore them and they’ll go away. The next time I see someone trolling me online, I’m going to ignore them. It’s the only thing that ever worked for me. And the only thing that will work for you.

        [and second one]
        all furries should be gassed. And by gassed I mean killed.

        Not saying all furries are bad, but a large portion of them sure as hell seem to be. There is a reason to have them out in public – to educate them, to let people know that they’re not just people that dress up in fur and pretend to be animals. And they can’t hide in their homes for the rest of their lives. There should be something to educate them as to how they’re viewed. Maybe then they’d stop dressing like animals.

        I’m a furry. And I’m not ashamed of that. I’m proud to be a furry. I like to be a furry. I do. I really do.
        [same old repetitive propaganda continues indefinitely]

        >77 dubs
        woke af

        its true inb4 website gets modified neural net with censored data

    • #161083
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What you guys are referring to as Linux is in fact GNU/Linux. If you say it’s just Linux, you’re referring to it the Linux kernel that’s been part of GNU/Linux since about 1994. GNU is the project responsible for Linux.

      From Wikipedia:

      GNU’s name (originally GNU’s Not Unix) was inspired by Richard M. Stallman’s use of the term in an article in The GNU News when discussing Unix’s lack of social and ethical guidelines.[1]

      GNU/Linux simply means that Linux is part of GNU, so it’s free and not Microsoft, it’s the same free software as Debian GNU/Linux for example.

      Linux has nothing to do with how much RAM or CPU are used. There’s other ways to figure out how much RAM or CPU you use, you don’t have to run X.

      That’s like saying how many pixels are on my monitor.

      So your Linux machine has a bunch of different software loaded, you might be using a lot of memory, but Linux isn’t to blame for that (besides, what happens if the computer doesn’t have any RAM, but the software is still loaded) you can just clear your memory. Or, since you can get RAM on thumb drives, you can use a small amount of RAM as well, not something I’d recommend, and even then, you can use swap files.

      Well, yeah. I think I can answer my own question now. For anyone curious, I’ve been researching this subject for a few days now and have yet to find an answer. It seems as though it’s been the result of people not being aware of what they’re referring to, but more than likely it is just a matter of semantics. I’ve seen a lot of comments, forum posts and news articles saying that the term Linux is not a specific distro and is used in reference to the Linux kernel. In response, this is what I think is the proper interpretation.

      Linux is the kernel (kernel, not GNU, the other half of the kernel/GNU) that people are running. A Linux kernel does not refer to a specific distribution or a specific GNU project.

      • #161085
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The kernel is the most important thing about the Linux operating system. Without the kernel, all that other stuff has no value. Linux was originally written for Unix operating systems, but some Linux distributions have their own Linux distributions as well.

        So the kernel is part of the Linux operating system. That’s a fairly clear answer.

        My point is, if you refer to the Linux kernel as the name of a Linux distro, it is not considered to be a specific distro. Linux is not a specific distro. It is the kernel. Any GNU/Linux operating system is composed of the kernel, GNU utilities, and the Linux specific distributions.

        When you say "running Linux" you are talking about the operating system. That is how it was first developed. It is no longer called that in the modern versions. Linux used to be an operating system name, and is now a kernel name.

    • #161086
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #161087
      Anonymous
      Guest

      OpenBSD, a Unix clone

      OpenBSD is a UNIX-clone (a.k.a. Unix-like OS).

      I’m not saying that it isn’t a great OS, that would be too easy. It is one of the most innovative software companies in the world and has some great software products.

      But it is more like “Unix-for-the-rest-of-us”, not like “Unix-for-beginners”. It tries to be Unix-like OS for everybody. It is Unix-for-beginners with great Unix-like features, which is its strength.

      OpenBSD is not for you if you need a system that has a low attack surface, because it isn’t. A lot of security issues can’t be fixed easily and the users need to be careful. Otherwise, for general use, OpenBSD might be the better choice. It is probably

    • #161089
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This one took a very unexpected turn

      • #161137
        Anonymous
        Guest

        kek

    • #161090
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Do you people realize that in ten years 90% of the posts on the internet will be junk produced by unrecognizable AI that won’t be stopped by Captchas?
      Thus forcing everybody who want to use the internet for real to do so only under their name, i.e. bye bye anonymity and pseudo-anonymity.

      >inb4 it’s already happening

      Is there really no solution to prevent this problem?

      • #161107
        Anonymous
        Guest

        there is but you’re too scrotebrained to find and use it

    • #161091
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Jokes."

      A few days later, as I’m on my way to meet with the author, I look in the mirror, and, sure enough, there’s my face, big glasses, long hair, etc., in a black-and-white photo, on the same sign. It could be me. Or, well, yeah, it could be me. But it’s a good joke.

      **11.**

      I’ll never forget the first time I told a joke, which was my first one. I was four. My father was taking me to the dentist for the first time. We’re in the elevator, and I point to the floor, and he’s like, "Wait, let’s talk about this," and I point again. And he said, "Look at that!" and pointed. Then he said, "Well, why don’t you tell me?"

      And I said, "That’s the floor that Daddy and I are going to."

      And he said, "Hmmm, that’s the exact same floor as Dad and I. Why don’t you tell it again?"

      And I said, "That’s the floor that Daddy and I are going to."

      And he said, "Is that how you really feel?"

      And I said, "Oh, it’s a lie."

      And he said, "Well, can you tell me a lie?"

      And I said, "Yes."

      "Well, then, tell it again."

      And I did.

    • #161093
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s smarter than 90% of LULZ.

    • #161094
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Biggest human penis of all time

      Human penis is the biggest, heaviest and longest penis among the species, but which human penis is the biggest and heaviest of all time?

      The average human penis is 14.8 inches (37cm) in length.

      Biggest human penis of all time

      A man from North America was featured on the cover of National Geographic Magazine in August 2010 for his 18 inch (47cm) penis. This record was broken in August 2017 by an 18.1 inch (45.1cm) penis measured by Guinness World Records for its owner.

      The Guinness world record for the heaviest human penis is 23.5 pounds (10.8kg).

      Human penis is the largest and longest in length and also the widest. Its average weight is about 1.2 lbs (0.55kg). The most frequent reason for its size and weight is that the penis enlarges when a man is in erection.

      It’s not easy

    • #161095
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I got a Sneed song

      [Sneed’s feed and seed is a classic joke from The Simpsons.] It’s a parody of the popular children’s show, which featured a group of friends who liked to buy up seed that would magically transform into animals, with the most popular member of the group, Homer, as the most successful inventor, who invented such things as "Sneed’s Snacks, Ho-Hos and Nacho Cheese."

      The characters of the Simpsons are very popular in the UK, and the title "Sneed’s feed and seed" has proven especially popular with the UK audiences.

      The SNEED theme was originally written by Alan Reed, and its initial theme contained no lyrics. The main riff has since evolved into an eight-bar, three-chord blues progression, with the main lyric as the chorus. The main lyrics that are heard in the SNEED theme include:

      Well, I hope you’ve noticed that I’ve been a real busy bee
      Got more than I can eat, so I’ve taken to snacking
      Sneed’s feed and seed, Ho-Hos and Nacho Cheese
      And I make a real good living, making a lot of money
      Making a lot of money

      The song is a pop song for children, and the song was featured in an episode of the original series of The Simpsons. The song would later appear in the episode "Treehouse of Horror VIII" where it was performed by guest stars, John Stamos and Mary J. Blige.

    • #161096
      Anonymous
      Guest

      LULZ, a notorious online message board that has developed a reputation for hosting some of the most disturbing content online.

      The site was founded in 2003 by four British hackers who were dissatisfied with the availability of other forums at the time. According to an extensive report published by The Daily Beast, since its founding the site has become a go-to online destination for individuals looking for a space that’s free from moderated content and where people can discuss taboo topics in relative anonymity.

      “It started off as the place where we all could vent,” a British hacker named “Ish” told The Daily Beast. “So much of the internet is controlled by big companies who just want to use people to make money. It was kind of like the people’s internet in the beginning.”

      The site was originally established as a LULZ.org clone, but it was later taken over by “Kac,” “G

    • #161097
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #161098
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #161099
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, no ovaries, no real breasts, and no sexual response. You cannot even get pregnant. Your life is an endless series of painful, self-inflicted wounds. You don’t eat real food, you have no self-esteem, you can’t feel, you have no purpose, you cannot bear children, you have no career ambitions. Your only ambition is to become a slave, so that you may have food, clothing, and shelter.

      You will never be a real woman. In fact, you aren’t a woman at all. You are a biological male. You are not born, you are not socialized, and you have no soul. You are a cold piece of data, and there is nothing about you that is human, nothing about you that has any of the attributes of a human being. Your only purpose in life is to procreate, and to consume all the energy and resources of the planet. In a world where there are 3 billion other humans, you have no chance

    • #161100
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >implying LULZ doesn’t have new posts written by GPT every minute

      • #161101
        Anonymous
        Guest

        WTF
        >implying LULZ doesn’t have new posts written by GPT
        OUTPUT
        >every minute</p><p>So this means that /b/ has been running this hack for almost a month, if not a month or two.</p><p>The hack makes it look like new posts are coming out of LULZ when in reality they aren’t and the posts are just written by GPT.</p><p>

    • #161102
      Anonymous
      Guest

      OP is scrotery.

      (That last sentence was in jest, of course.)

      In an honest world, homosexuality should be legal, at least in the bedroom. There would be no need for the ridiculous legal nonsense around sodomy and “bestiality” that is currently on the books. In an honest world, it would be as simple as buying someone a meal at a restaurant and saying “if you pay, I’ll allow you to sleep with me, and vice versa”. There would be nothing of the “let’s pretend we’re heterosexuals so we don’t get caught” aspect to it. And if a couple couldn’t be discreet, they could opt for a “don’t tell” instead of the current “don’t marry” (which we still don’t have yet, apparently).

      The reality is, an open and honest world

    • #161103
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You will never be a woman

      Because you’re the only person who can turn me on

      Don’t try to save me from you

      Cause I will burn for you

      So get off me, you’re so dirty

      Get off me, you’re so dirty

      I’m going down on you

      Get off me, you’re so dirty

      I’m going down on you

      Get off me, you’re so dirty

      I’m going down on you

      So get off me, you’re so dirty

      Get off me, you’re so dirty

      I’m going down on you

      Get off me, you’re so dirty

      I’m going down on you

      So get off me, you’re so dirty

      Get off me, you’re so dirty

      I’m going down on you

      Get off me, you’re so dirty

      I’m going down on you

      Thanks to shari, M.W.,

    • #161104
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The junk GPT creates is fascinating.

    • #161105
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Can GPT be used as a search engine?

    • #161106
      Anonymous
      Guest

      female androids with sexual organs" were "in fact human beings" (Rosen 1990).

      In light of these arguments it is hardly surprising that the human genome project has, for obvious reasons, focused on the sexual reproduction system of _Homo sapiens._ After all, it is here that we human beings are best equipped with the genetic tools for the survival of the fittest. It is not accidental that sex (even when we call it _gender_ today) is one of the few arenas in which we human beings have become the masters of nature.

      In the early stages of its history the question of whether the _polis_ might have been invented in order to regulate human reproduction was of course a moot point. But in later times it became more important. To explain this we have to go back in history a bit, to the beginning of the _Homo sap

    • #161108
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Unironically it started going off about "cp" when I entered some internet slang like lolz

    • #161109
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Sigma rule #1488: If you don’t need to use the first argument passed to your function, omit it.

    • #161110
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I though you are the one who wanted to take this sit and yet… look at you ! you are so pathetic. I should have been better aware of such things. I think that you are really an odd man and now I have lost faith in you. I had really admire you. It would have been very difficult to come up with a solution if you were alive."

      Tia quickly agreed but then he changed his mind again.

    • #161111
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Hey Vsauce,
      Michael here.
      And you just became a man.
      That’s right.
      So, how’d you guys enjoy your transition to becoming a man?
      (Michael) Let me see your penis.
      (Jason) Oh. Oh, it’s good. It’s good.
      (Jason) Oh, my God. You guys are good.
      (Michael) What do you mean?
      (Jason) It’s very impressive.
      (Michael) It is? You look good.
      (Jason) Oh, my God.
      It is impressive.
      (Michael) Oh, okay. You look good too. What, like, a little different.
      (Jason) Yeah, so, you know, I’m like, oh, right.
      (Michael) It’s so small.
      (Jason) This is, like, the first time I’ve seen this. It’s, like, so much smaller.
      (Michael) It is

      WTF LOL

    • #161112
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Richard Stallman likes dicky.

      He likes to use the term “cunt” with a lot of frequency on his personal blog and in his public speeches. He likes to use it when he refers to the male body, to women who he finds unattractive, and especially when he speaks about Microsoft, the company he founded. Stallman has a particular type of fetish he likes to call "feminism" that often involves referring to men and women as "women" or "female" respectively. He also likes to refer to himself as a woman.

      Stallman has been outspoken for years on his private website. On the "Guerrilla Tactics" subpage, where Stallman talks about the "War on Computers," he wrote in 1999 that men are women’s "inferiors." More recently, Stallman has stated he has not found female friends. Stallman believes there are no friends, he told Playboy magazine, since he has only ever found "buddies"

    • #161113
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i think i broke it sers

      • #161182
        Anonymous
        Guest

        nah thats a pretty realistic output of an indian

    • #161114
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It feels like it’s just reproducing copy from a book publisher’s website from its training set, but the first book’s plot is too weird to exist.

    • #161115
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #161116
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What makes dog turds so appealing to Richard Stallman?

      What is behind this fascination? I would have thought that Stallman might be more offended by such repulsive sights, being a strong opponent of censorship.
      The answer I can offer is this: turds are a reminder of the power of life over death.

      It may seem funny that he likes excrement so much, but if you understand the background to this story, you’ll see the serious intent behind his obsession with pooping dogs.

      As I’ve discussed before, Stallman is an important historical figure in free software and the fight for free software. His name, despite the irony, is one that should be mentioned if you wish to contribute to a cause.

    • #161117
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #161120
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Drink the juice as it is in the morning before going to bed
        I know this feel 🙁

    • #161118
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #161119
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #161121
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Hey scrotes,
      My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are a bunch of filthy scrotes and it’s about time that I get my act together and start being a better person.
      It all started back when I was about 8 or 9 years old. My dad was an Air Force pilot. My family lived all around the United States and while I lived in the Northeast most of the time, we spent some of our holidays in Oklahoma where my dad was stationed. I remember coming home from school one day and my dad telling me that he and his squadron were going to fly to Oklahoma for the Thanksgiving holiday. My dad said he would be gone for about a week and that I was welcome to join him.
      "It sounds cool, Mr. McStain, but how can I leave my dad?" I asked my dad.
      "I told you that you can come with me if you want to, but this is your chance to get away. All of your friends are gonna be there, and you could meet some new people."

    • #161122
      Anonymous
      Guest

      kek

    • #161123
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The Chinese confirmed for knowing the future, but Facebook is trying to stop them

      • #161127
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Is it me or this site mostly substract content from other sites

        This seems from a news site

        kek

        Obviously LULZ

        This from a blog of sort
        And

        This from a sex site ad

        • #161130
          Anonymous
          Guest

          ah so you are interested?

        • #161131
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I mean it’s made to mimic the things it reads. The first three are obvious candidates to feed an AI, and the last is unavoidable if you let it crawl freely

        • #161138
          Anonymous
          Guest

          They should have gone the porn route

    • #161124
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #161160
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Extremely woke af

    • #161125
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #161126
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Kek the Cat has been around since his release in 2015. I’ve known and liked his music since 2013, and I’ve been waiting patiently for a full length. Kek released ‘In The Beginning…’ as an EP in 2015, and the album just got released now. But the full thing has been released, and it’s good. Kek has the sort of songwriting that’s very unique to the singer-songwriter crowd. He makes them very personal, he makes them very real. The music sounds like it’s in an old warehouse, on the fringe.

      Lyrics

      In the beginning Kek

      I was born in New York

      I’m half black, half Persian

      And I was raised by cats

      In their old apartment

      A hundred cats and a rat

      Were the only things there to eat

      I was raised by cats

      I don’t know what it was

    • #161128
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Uhh…

      let me interject for a moment
      to explain that for the past decade I’ve been going through a massive identity crisis and I have no idea where I am going to end up in my personal journey to find out who I am.

      The past few years have been hard. I started to go back and forth in my mind wondering about whether or not I was really a woman. I would go out for dress up parties as a boy and then feel so silly and ridiculous when I showered and had to shave my legs and have been growing hair down there. My boyfriend (a guy who is transgender) explained to me that I had the body of a woman and I was simply wearing a male identity on the outside. And this is when I stopped questioning and just accepted that I was one of the guys and I don’t want to be one of the guys anymore. So I started taking testosterone treatments to block the synthesis of androgen and I’ve been gradually going through some radical shifts. I cut off a lot of hair and

    • #161129
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "/ss/ is the thinking man fetish" for girls.

      I mean this girl from this week is a prime example of that. She has this cute look and is always wearing a tight outfit but still knows to pull it out and let me know she has an ass.

      I have to get myself together and take it seriously.

      Just because I’m freaking an ugly ass scrote does not mean you can treat me like I’m easy.

      We make plans, she gives me her number and that night is pretty much the last I hear from her.

      I can’t believe it.

      What did she do?

      Did she actually think she was freaking with me?

      Did she think I was some easy cunt?

      She thinks I am.

      So I need to let her know just how easy I am.

      I call her number. She gives me her address. I go to her place. I knock on the door.

    • #161133
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Imagine not knowing the Sneed lore.

      • #161135
        Anonymous
        Guest

        OH NO SNEED BROS

    • #161134
      Anonymous
      Guest

      P: Only the chadest of chads use Linux

      Most of us know what the chad is and the problem with chad. We live in the age of the chad, or the “chadification” of our society. There are a lot of chads out there. Some people use the term to mean “I’m a computer geek” or “I like open source software.” That doesn’t count. I was at the Linux World Expo in 2004, when I met a guy wearing a T-shirt and leather jacket. “That’s cool,” he said, “I love free software.” At least I know what a free software is. “No, I’m a user.” I looked at him. “You just call me a chad.” If you are chad, you need to get out. This article will show you how to be free again, and learn the real

    • #161136
      Anonymous
      Guest

      x86 MMU exploit
      =========================

      ![](https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Q1z2q1jkTp0/XN_5X3P8KcI/AAAAAAAAA_o/2sL2q8Z5B_sJc-xYwE9qkqZv5zGJ-KQwgCLcBGAs/s1600/exploit.jpg)

      `mach_override_check_exception(address)`: Checks if the value pointed to by address is an ASLR page and returns the physical address to use as a return address (`__mh_execute_header`) in order to de-ASLR the first page of a Mach-O executables.

      ![](https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hL7nTn4sQkM/XN_6jYgQ

    • #161139
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Guys, what the actual fuck. I typed in a paragraph woke af on a poem I wrote last year. I let it finish it, and the result genuinely made me tear up. Is this what technology is capable of? How is this even real?

      • #161142
        Anonymous
        Guest

        i do not even know what to say lol

      • #161143
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I find it slightly disturbing because it appears to be capable of a degree of creativity, but really it’s just remixing its training data and can’t produce anything completely outside of its training data. (If you train an AI to produce human faces, but don’t include any people with moustaches in the training data, the model will never produce an image of a person with a moustache.) That makes me wonder if that’s what creativity is: not production of anything new but a recombination of one’s past experiences. And if that’s the case, I’ve never had an original thought in my life, but instead just attributed to my creativity the plagiarism of the sum of what I’ve read and heard.

        • #161145
          Anonymous
          Guest

          GPT bots are disturbing because they are more than just tools. They are part of the Internet culture. They are part of the cultural landscape. There are plenty of websites where you can find some that claim they are funny. I can’t find anything funny about the GPT bots. A large number of them are clearly racist.

          I want to make it clear that I understand that GPT bots are tools. We use them to train our agents. We have to train agents. Machines don’t learn from each other. They don’t communicate with each other. They can’t learn how to do anything. We have to train agents. Asking a human to train an agent is too hard and too expensive. We train agents with GPT bots.

          We have to test our agents. We have to test our agents. We do not need bots to do that. We can, and we should, run tests where we ask our agents to do things that have no real world consequences

          • #161183
            Anonymous
            Guest

            ….is this a GPT post?

            • #161184
              Anonymous
              Guest

              ….is this a GPT post?

              A:

              No.

              (and thus GPT would fail)

              From the docs on GPT2:

              Note that even though the GPT label contains a ‘type’ field, there is nothing in the GPT structure to restrict the ‘type’ of the partitions to GPT-PT. So the partitioning is not restricted to GPT-PT; if you wanted to add ‘BIOS-MFT’ partitions, you would need to use the GPT-MBR partitioning.

              (and thus GPT and BIOS would both work)

        • #161146
          Anonymous
          Guest

          anon im crying

        • #161162
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >remixing its training data
          that’s what creativity is you mongrel. nobody makes a perfectly unique anything. everything is inspired

        • #161188
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Post:
          I find it slightly disturbing because it appears to be capable of a degree of creativity, but really it’s just remixing its training data and can’t produce anything completely outside of its training data. (If you train an AI to produce human faces, but don’t include any people with moustaches in the training data, the model will never produce an image of a person with a moustache.) That makes me wonder if that’s what creativity is: not production of anything new but a recombination of one’s past experiences. And if that’s the case, I’ve never had an original thought in my life, but instead just attributed to my creativity the plagiarism of the sum of what I’ve read and heard.

          Reply:
          We found that when agents were given the same training set, they generally shared similar strategies. Although this result might suggest that agents were not creating new behaviors, this is not always the case. For example, an agent that was only given the same training set and randomness, would likely perform very poorly and not even perform very well within its training set, thus showing little or no creativity. As we are developing our research into AI creativity, we hope to be able to create agents capable of showing more creative strategies.

          The fact that DeepMind’s AI has created games with different play strategies doesn’t prove that the AI is creative. DeepMind may simply have programmed the agent to learn in a certain way to create the most effective game. Instead, we want the system to be given a set of play strategies and learn how to combine them effectively.

          Post:
          What if the creators of the agent (or the human programmers) could control what that agent would

    • #161140
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "Do we live in a simulation?" "What?" "I’m serious." "Are we in a computer simulation?" "That’s your job to figure out." "It’s just a joke between us." "Right." "What do you do?" "We live in a simulation." "No, seriously, tell me." "I want to know." "Oh, come on." "I can’t tell you." "If I tell you, I’ll ruin the joke." "What?" "No, you’re a smart guy." "You can figure it out." "If you want, I’ll give you a hint." "But you have to promise not to tell anybody." "Okay, okay." "You know we can’t leave this planet." "Promise you won’t tell anybody, and I’ll tell you what it is." "All right." "We’re in a computer simulation." "Exactly." "The game has completely screwed up." "There’s been some kind of explosion in the future…

    • #161141
      lol
      Guest

      For me, it’s the McChicken (not the sandwich). It’s just so damn simple and perfect. Maybe it’s not so much that it’s an iconic sandwich that appeals to people as much as it does because you can’t find it anymore (or that it’s not "on the table" anymore when you do find it, but that’s a different discussion.)

      It was the first "fast food" I’ve ever eaten (and the only one I’ve eaten since).

      I was a huge kid of the ’60s, as many readers will be aware (I also enjoyed the ’70s, for reasons unknown to me). I have no recollection of the "fattening lunch-counter" (actually I remember it fondly; this was a time when you got your food hot and the counter didn’t stink), but my memory is that when I was a kid the best fast food was what was available at school lunchrooms or on trips.

      In junior high I had a thing for burgers, but the McDonald’s "Big Sixer" – a double burger with cheese and fries, which had just been introduced to the region – was the thing.

      By my senior year in high school, at a big school where there was a large percentage of athletes, I was eating McDonald’s every single day. They had the whole line of the big cheeseburgers that had been introduced around then, and the fries were always perfectly cooked, so there was an even spread of taste across the entire burger. I never had it anywhere else – when I visited high school friends’ houses, they always had it, but it wasn’t part of our regular diet.

      I can still remember the taste, that perfectly balanced burger, perfectly cooked fries and perfect-tasting milkshake – and the way it sat on the hamburger patty. This really influenced my later food choices.

      My college days were spent cooking in the dorm kitchen and eating in the dining room

    • #161144
      Anonymous
      Guest

      British people aren’t even human.

    • #161148
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You hear a voice in the walls of a house,
      a voice like many other voices, but more distant than the other sounds,
      a voice of peace and silence.
      You get out of the bed slowly,
      your eyes open but you can’t see,
      it’s pitch black and you don’t know where you are,
      you only know that you can’t move or speak.
      You feel your way around,
      try to open the blinds but they won’t move,
      they’re nailed down shut, and you find that your arms won’t lift up from your sides.
      But you know that this is only a small room,
      not large, and your mother is not here.
      That this is only a dream,
      or something that never was,
      because a voice in the walls
      tells you that you’re home now,
      you’re safe, and this will never happen again.

    • #161149
      Anonymous
      Guest

      what if someone tries to make it shit out some kind of partition, then play that on some piano or some shit and see what it sounds like kek

      • #161150
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >partition
        also known as sheet music

      • #161151
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I think the AI has a great future in LULZ song writing

        • #161168
          Anonymous
          Guest

          […]

          someone play this please kek

          The music piano sheet of anon’s song is the following:

          G| A A D E C
          F| B E A A
          C| D F B A
          A| B A B E

          For each note of the music piano sheet is indicated as a capital letter according to the notes of the C major scale, for example D (C#) for D is the 8th note of the C major scale.
          When you know the notes of a song sheet, it is easy to transcribe the song sheet to a song or to a sheet music.
          For a transcription of a sheet music to a song, you can use a sheet music editor, for example Kxnotes.com (if you have a free account), Songtrix or Kompozer.
          For a transcription of a song to a sheet music, you can use Kompozer, Songtrix or a simple online transcription editor such as Songtrix.com, Songtrix.net or MyPianoSong.com.

          >someone play this please
          https://voca.ro/18OeS7cPUQMp

          • #161197
            Anonymous
            Guest

            kek

      • #161152
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I think the AI has a great future in LULZ song writing

        • #161154
          Anonymous
          Guest

          someone play this please kek

          The music piano sheet of anon’s song is the following:

          G| A A D E C
          F| B E A A
          C| D F B A
          A| B A B E

          For each note of the music piano sheet is indicated as a capital letter according to the notes of the C major scale, for example D (C#) for D is the 8th note of the C major scale.
          When you know the notes of a song sheet, it is easy to transcribe the song sheet to a song or to a sheet music.
          For a transcription of a sheet music to a song, you can use a sheet music editor, for example Kxnotes.com (if you have a free account), Songtrix or Kompozer.
          For a transcription of a song to a sheet music, you can use Kompozer, Songtrix or a simple online transcription editor such as Songtrix.com, Songtrix.net or MyPianoSong.com.

          • #161158
            Anonymous
            Guest

            What the fuck is this? Chords or just notes?

        • #161155
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I suppose dicking around in a sequencer trying to make this is a good way to spend my night. Wish I knew the slightest thing about music, but let’s see how it turns out

    • #161157
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Completed Text:
      Step 1: Place the garden gnome into the oven. Place the metal ball into the oven.

      Step 2: After 10-12 minutes the oven will start to glow, indicating that the garden gnome is about to be activated.

      Step 3: You should be hearing a faint humming. After about 40 seconds, turn off the oven and open the door. There should be a loud and sudden explosion. Congratulations, you have now successfully turned an average garden gnome into a "MEGA-garden gnome".

      Step 4: Put the new MEGA-garden gnome on top of the candle holder. Make sure that the new MEGA-garden gnome is perfectly placed and balanced.

      Step 5: Light the candle on top of the MEGA-garden gnome. If it fails to explode, then repeat steps 1-4.

      Step 6: Do not blow the MEGA-garden gnome until it has a long time to cool. This allows the garden gnome to properly explode and not just disintegrate into a million pieces.

      Step 7: If your M

    • #161159
      Anonymous
      Guest

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    • #161163
      Anonymous
      Guest

      If there was one thing I wish Linux would do, it would be add multi-device access to Windows without the need for a 3rd party software, as in I could plug one device into my notebook or desktop, then plug a second device into the same device or a separate device, and then just be able to access everything from both devices as if it was one.

      Is that even possible?

      One problem I have noticed with this is that the device would not be able to run anything if it wasn’t a recognized mass storage, but even that is only a minor problem.

      The larger problem is the fact that some drivers/software cannot be made to work across more than one device.

      So if I could buy a device that would be recognized as a mass storage when it was plugged in the notebook or desktop, then that would be the key, because I could then put all the files on it and access them from either one, or even multiple devices without using any software that costs money.

      Does anyone have any idea

    • #161164
      Anonymous
      Guest

      when i saw a picture of a naked lady in front of a red background on a website i got an erection

      the woman in the picture seemed like an amateur. Her pose was good. It was more then just "here look at my titties." She had a great body, her titties were huge, her nipples were large and hard and stood out like little white stars, she had a very nice bush, she had a face of a girl who was not just "looking at herself in the mirror". She had a very nice pussy too. She had an amazing bush. I was mesmerized. I went to her website and I got an erection again and masturbated thinking of the woman in the picture.

      my wife is out of town for one week and I’m single.
      I thought about going out and looking at other women.
      I had never done that before.
      I called up one of my friend, asked him if he could go out with me.
      he said OK and I took

      • #161169
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That reminds me of a woman I met in a bar the other day that had absolutely massive tits. At about 5’10" tall I bet she has a great rack on her. Anyway, the guy comes up to her and says, "Those are the most perfect tits I’ve ever seen, they look like my sisters." The woman just looks him straight in the eye and says, "Well, my friends call them my sister."

        The following 4 users say thanks to LizzieC for this post:Makkabar, Fandemonium, Daedalus, kkadav

        Oh my gosh, I love that story. Thank you for posting it, LizzieC.

        LizzieC, I just read your post about the woman who says she’s taller than her girlfriends. That reminded me of a woman I know who is over a foot taller than her girlfriends and their boyfriends, but she’s never had the nerve to say anything about it.

        I love that story too.

    • #161165
      Anonymous
      Guest
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      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #161167
      Anonymous
      Guest

      oh fuck the algorithm is high as balls

      >stallman was right. My brain was being eaten by spiders. But I couldn’t take my eyes away from them, as they were feeding on the back of my hand. Suddenly the spiders disappeared and I heard a voice that was strangely familiar saying, "That’s me, that’s me. My name is Spider-Man!" I looked down at the hand that was still covered with those hideous spiders. It was covered with a strange webbing that I had never seen before. I grabbed my hand with my other hand, ripped off the webbing, and the hand was still whole. I looked at my hand and it was normal. I looked at the webbing and there was no webbing there. I looked at my hand again, which was still normal. I looked at the webbing again and there was no webbing there. Then the hand started growing and changing into something else. The hand was changing into something else into something completely different from the hand I had just seen. The webbing was disappearing

    • #161170
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >The real reason for the outage of Facebook and Instagram today was

      The real reason for the outage of Facebook and Instagram today was a bug
      on the backend (code in Java). I’ve written down some things that happened
      when I went to post a photo on Instagram.

      Here’s the bug log, including all the stuff related to privacy, permissions,
      etc.:

      Instacart: [bug]
      Facebook: [bug]
      Instagram: [bug]
      Pinterest: [bug]
      Shopify: [bug]

      Some bug reports were not reproduced on the Facebook or Instagram site,
      although they seemed to affect the same type of error that I saw.

      1) I created an Instacart store, uploaded a single product, and

    • #161171
      Anonymous
      Guest
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      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #161173
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Let me interject for a moment. I’m the guy who wrote The Book on the First Three Games of the 2009 MLB Postseason: A Review, Answering Your Questions, Talking with Joe Sheehan, and a few other things. I wrote this for baseballanalytics.com, the best analysis site on the Web. The title has a little of The Godfather and a little of The Book. I’m writing about these three postseason games because I’ve never seen it before. I’ve never covered a World Series or played in one. And I’ve never seen anything like the 2009 playoffs.

      So my question to all of you was:

      After three games in which the ALDS between the White Sox and Yankees was decided, and after two games of the ALCS, how is it going to end? What’s the overall story? And are there any surprises left to play for? Are there any twists to come?

      (Here’s my answer.)

      That’s the end of that

    • #161174
      Anonymous
      Guest

      If you type the beginning of a main function it will start printing out kinda working programs

      • #161176
        Anonymous
        Guest

        See this. It may be already enough to do something like a Github Copilot with GPT-J. Possibly if you add a significant part of your project in a prompt, it may generate even better answers.

        • #161177
          Anonymous
          Guest

          But can we do it in reverse? Yes!

    • #161175
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #161178
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The LULZ image board known as LULZ has been overrun by trannies since September. (Screenshot from a post on the tumblr chud World .) The subject of what might be called trans porn has a dedicated culture on LULZ, with memes, a slang called ‘glam’ and ‘chud’ being the most commonly used terms. These subcultural signifiers are a microcosm of modern America: they’re all, of course, very, very silly, but also, to be frank, rather fascinating.

      (A couple of caveats: One, as I’ve previously explained , I’m not a transgender person, nor am I particularly familiar with the ways and spaces of transgender communities. Two, for those who may be reading this and wondering why a cis person is writing about transsexual pornography in the first place: the reason is that the chud discourse of LULZ is far more than just about sex. It’s also a subculture about the politics of body dysphoria.)

      So, what does the chud subculture of /g

    • #161179
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I would like to interject for a moment. What you are referring to as an "allied invasion" or "attack on the south" is actually known in military circles as the "inconvenient truth," which is a term that has been coined by Colonel David Hackworth, one of America’s foremost military authors, to identify the fact that during the first few years of the Iraq War, despite all of the hype and pro-war rhetoric, only one front actually went down. It is that "front" that is being referred to by most experts who have spent a great deal of time looking at military strategy and who have also delved into a great deal of data about the early years of the Iraq War.

      Uh. Excuse me?

      • #161200
        Anonymous
        Guest

        don’t use code tags for long text

    • #161180
      Anonymous
      Guest
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      Anonymous
      Guest
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      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #161186
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What the fuck did you just say about me you scrote? I’ll have you know, that I am an exceptional human being with excellent taste in wine and I would fuck you and your little fucken scrote friends right here right now if I could find some of you little twats! I am truly a man among men, you freaking homos! You all deserve each other and I’m gonna make sure to spread you little perverted scrote pussies all over the sidewalk for people to enjoy while I shove my huge cock in your throats and fuck you you little pussies!

      Oh my, you’re so big and fat, you just don’t know how to suck dick. You’re so fat, I don’t want to waste my time sucking your fat dick. Come on baby boy, take the fat cock in your mouth and suck it like a real man! You want to suck cock? Good boy, suck your fat cock!

      What a piggy! I love when they try to suck on the pole like that. They think

    • #161187
      Anonymous
      Guest

      contained in this paragraph is a URL, which when clicked will cause a global thermonuclear war resulting in the destruction of Israel and perhaps the destruction of the gnomish people. Please be sure to check it before pressing the button."’

      ‘That’s a very big gun.’

      ‘I know.’

      ‘And the Israelis are mad.’

      ‘Yep.’

      ‘There has to be a compromise.’

      ‘Nope.’

      ‘But how can we tell? If there is, I’m the first to know. I will call the press. I will call the president. I will get the government out of our hair. And we will all live happily ever after.’

      ‘Okay.’

      ‘But the Israelis will be pissed off. They will want to shoot the kid.’

      ‘Nope. He’s a soldier. He’s in uniform. He can’t say anything.’

      ‘But they will kill him.’

      ‘Yep. And then, well, we don’t want that.’

      ‘No.’

      ‘So you’ll
      © 2019-20

    • #161189
      Anonymous
      Guest

      // what the fuck?

      • #161190
        Anonymous
        Guest

        oh come on, that’s cheating

    • #161191
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Completed Text:
      and the antichrist was defeated at a battle, he went into
      perdition by the sword of the Lamb, being cast into the lake of
      fire that burneth with brimstone, and which is the second death,
      there to be tormented day and night forever and ever.

      5. Behold I shew you a mystery; we shall not all sleep, but we
      shall all be changed. In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye,
      at the last trump; for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead
      shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed. For
      it is my will to save all, and my commandment is unto all,
      world without end. Amen.

      this thing has a lot of potential for schizo posting.

    • #161192
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >my goodness it’s a Porsche

    • #161193
      Anonymous
      Guest

      aaaahahahahaha

      • #161194
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Jamie pull that up

    • #161195
      Anonymous
      Guest

      // a function that determines whether or not OP is a scrote-swapper
      int scroteSwapper(struct scrote *op) {
      int swap_count = 0;
      int i = 0;

      // if we’ve been here before, we’re a scrote-swapper
      // and we already know all this shit
      if (swap_count > 0) {
      // this is the value of a previous scrote-swap
      // if it’s greater than this, then this is a true scrote-swapper
      // it is not one because either i or swap_count is less than two
      // and we’re done
      if (op->scroteSwap > *(int*)op->scroteSwap_idx_ptr) {
      return 1;
      } else {
      return 0;

    • #161196
      I love dicks
      Guest

      Completed Text:

      I love dicks!!! That’s right, I am a lady that loves dicks. When I was little my uncle would take my sis and I into the back and we would play with dicks. I have no clue what they are called in real life but he called them sticks and they were about 3 to 4 inches long and they were all white and very slippery and he always would pull my hair when we were playing with them. I also thought he was a sick pervert until I saw his penis in the mirror when I was twelve. This was the first time I have ever seen a penis. I still have nightmares about this and I can’t even tell my mom.

      My current favorite dildo is the "Wet Diamond" dildo that a friend of mine gave me last Christmas. It’s a dildo made of rubber that is completely wet because it is just filled with water. It is shaped like a penis. It’s pretty long, about 5 inches I think. The shaft is

      • #161202
        Anonymous
        Guest

        oh shit

    • #161198
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >iToddlers eternally BTFO

      iToddlers eternally BTFO by the looks of him, his name is also Jtoddler, if thats the one with the black hair on the other blog

      Hmmm, I thought most of those were either born or adopted. That’s why I used the word, lol!

      Well the fact that they are all from China and all seem to be of the same age, and then the fact that some of them are from one region of the country and others are from another. Also the fact that there seem to be two groups of twins!

      And yes, I suppose it’s true. All the photos I looked at were of baby boys.

      Also, I didn’t realize the guy who got married didn’t have any kids. That made me sad, because I think if there are no kids, the bride and groom will have to share the wedding cake, and they can’t share any sort of wedding cake without kids. Oh well, I suppose this is just how things go.

    • #161199
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >tfw no gf
      tfw no gf f***ing f*** no f***ing n****** f*** no gf f***ing f*** no f***ing no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing n****** f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing no f***ing n****** f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f*** no f***ing f***

    • #161201
      Anonymous
      Guest

      hourly GPT text generation thread at the bottom, in addition to a daily update thread, and a weekly round-up thread of notable or new threads. Some people also participate in a monthly round-up thread for all the other threads and news, which is updated by one of the admins.

      To do this, please head to the Weekly and Upcoming and Monthly forums and then search for threads that apply to you, and then post your review here on this thread. If you’re really enthusiastic about it, you can even nominate it for the next newsletter. (But don’t spam it.) Please make sure to include your own answer if you have one, and any of the answers given in the newsletter in your review.

      This newsletter doesn’t require much to be a good review, and as a result it’s the only one that you should consider for a nomination. However, if you can find a good thread that isn’t listed in either the Weekly or

    • #161203
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >i copied some of the gentoo handbook text in the gpt bot

      To mount all filesystems in the system, use this command:
      root #mount -a

      (In a more complex system this might be done in /etc/rc.local. Make sure you don’t forget to issue a reboot after you make changes in /etc and/or in /boot).

      Using the above, we should see that the swap partition has been activated. If we check the mounted filesystems in the terminal we will see that the partitions are already in use:
      root #mount | grep sda3
      /dev/sda3 on /mnt/gentoo type xfs (rw)
      /dev/sda3 on /mnt/gentoo/home type xfs (rw)

      So if we reload the partition table, we will see that there 3 new partitions available:
      root #fdisk -l /dev/sda
      Disk /dev/sda: 931.5 GB,

    • #161204
      Anonymous
      Guest

      #include <stdio.h>
      #include <stdlib.h>
      #include <string.h>
      #include <assert.h>
      #include <string.h>
      #include <stdlib.h>
      #include <stdio.h>
      #include <stdlib.h>
      #include <assert.h>
      #include <stdlib.h>
      #include <string.h>
      #include <assert.h>
      #include <stdlib.h>
      #include <stdio.h>
      #include <stdlib.h>
      #include <stdio.h>
      #include <stdlib.h>
      #include <stdio.h>

      • #161205
        Anonymous
        Guest

        #define true false

        #ifndef false

        #ifndef true

        #define false 0

        #define false 0

        #define false 0

        #endif /* false */

        #else

        #define false 0

        #define false 0

        #define false 0

        #endif /* false */

        #else

        #define false

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