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    • #205092
      Anonymous
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      Have you ever talked to a vampire? What was it like?

    • #205093
      Anonymous
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      Does Mira count?

      • #205094
        Anonymous
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        You tell me

      • #205201
        Reche's Chevalier 2: The Insider
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        Mira isn’t a vampire
        She is a psychic vampire maybe

    • #205095
      Anonymous
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      How would I know if someone is a vampire on LULZ?

      • #205097
        Anonymous
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        They ask to drink your blood

        • #205098
          Anonymous
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          Through the internet?

          • #205099
            Anonymous
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            Yes.

            • #205100
              Anonymous
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              Spoopy.

        • #205110
          Anonymous
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          Not all of us are sanguineous my friend. You must have met one that was.

          • #205132
            Anonymous
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            do you drink cum

            • #205142
              Anonymous
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              Funny, but you don’t seem to realize that semen is indeed filled with a lot of prana/life force. But I prefer just blood. Every time you splooge out one thousands of lifes possiblities die.

              • #205155
                Anonymous
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                you’re not the guy i was asking, he said he didnt drink blood

                • #205156
                  Anonymous
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                  He’s a strigoi scrote.

              • #205160
                Anonymous
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                >Not all of us are sanguineous, friend *tips cape*
                >I prefer blood *has a fat man ass*

                • #205161
                  Anonymous
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                  Is a fat man ass bad?

    • #205096
      Anonymous
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      Once. It sucked. They got all threatened when I started asking questions and started threatening in return. Either they’re full of shit or I’m more protected than they (wrongly) estimated.

      • #205143
        Anonymous
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        https://i.imgur.com/HnVDFEl.gif

        >>Have you ever talked to a vampire on LULZ what was it like?

        >It sucked.

      • #205191
        Anonymous
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        I had an extremely similar situation. They’re all cucks once you call out their bullshit.

        • #205192
          Anonymous
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          Why do you expect straight answers?

          You could have kept asking questions without ‘calling out their bullshit’

          • #205193
            Anonymous
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            What do you want?

            • #205194
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Straight answers.

              • #205196
                Anonymous
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                The straight answer is that I brought you here. Do you know what for?

                • #205197
                  Anonymous
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                  Magic sand. I have it. You want it.

                  • #205199
                    Anonymous
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                    Yeah.

                    • #205200
                      Anonymous
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                      Not sure what to trade with you. I don’t have secrets and I don’t want anything.

                      If there are vampires I’d like to chill with them, and I hope they’d like to chill with me.

                      If you brought me here it would be a pretty foolish move on my part to say why I thought that was before I heard a few suggestions from you. If I brought you here you already know why.

                  • #205206
                    Anonymous
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                    I got some of that grains too anon. More expensive but it’s quality shit, mad quartz

    • #205101
      Anonymous
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      Not on x, he is like a vortex in your energy, role plays online as a vampire, chosen one complex, creates bad situations to make you rely on his powers for escape. Not a nice a guy but can they really help it?

      • #205107
        Anonymous
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        You love it.

    • #205102
      Anonymous
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      >Have you ever talked to a vampire on LULZ
      I assure you, no one has. Hungry ghosts don’t browse imageboards.

      • #205103
        Anonymous
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        Why not?

    • #205104
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Have you ever talked to a vampire on LULZ what was it like?

      How the fuck would you be able to tell if someone on LULZ was a vampire.

      • #205106
        Anonymous
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        t.vampire

    • #205105
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Yeah, but not on LULZ. They’re just regular people, but of course vampires. Also they don’t need blood to survive.

      • #205108
        Anonymous
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        energy vampires exist. they will either attract your attention or distort your thoughts when they are around. they can project psychic hooks into you. You need to not engage with them, withdraw the hooks and seal them off.

        • #205113
          Anonymous
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          I sense you must have been pretty empathetic to be able to observe that. Normally this can only be observed if one is really tired and on the halfway of sleep and wakefulness. Often this is written away as sleep hallucinations or hypnogogic images.

          • #205134
            Anonymous
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            Real talk. Is you a vampire, sis?

            • #205140
              Anonymous
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              Indeed I am, let’s say and I am aware of my vampiric tendencies and skills.

              • #205141
                Anonymous
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                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV5GK84hbnA
                This is your vampire master?

                • #205145
                  Anonymous
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                  Ah father Sebastiaan, no he is not nor is he my dentist.
                  Have a look at the writings and ramblings of Michelle Belanger. I find her worm more interesting, don’t get me wrong it’s not that father Sebastiaan this work is not interesting.

    • #205109
      Anonymous
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      I myself am a vampire (ordo Strigoi vii), you could ask me anything.

      • #205111
        Anonymous
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        ha ha
        ha ha ha

        • #205114
          Anonymous
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          I see I have found your sense of humor. Good, you’ll need it along the way…

          • #205115
            Anonymous
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            Oh yeah.

          • #205158
            Anonymous
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            >t. pic

      • #205164
        Anonymous
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        Have you ever sucked all the dick you want?

      • #205168
        Anonymous
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        Please stop. Thats not how any of this works.

    • #205112
      Anonymous
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      Pic related for the ones closest in distance to me.

    • #205116
      Anonymous
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      • #205120
        Anonymous
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        That’s all we need.

    • #205117
      Anonymous
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      In dreams.

      • #205118
        Anonymous
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        To Be a Vampire: To be or become a vampire in your dream represents a selfish need to use or feed off of others in your waking life. You may also be overly dependent on a friend, family member or significant other and are subconsciously aware of it.

    • #205119
      Anonymous
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      He asked if I wanted a loan, then set up a Holocaust museum in my town.

    • #205121
      Anonymous
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      I have talked to a garden gnome yes.

    • #205122
      The dude who actually knows his shit.
      Guest

      Not LULZ but irl.
      I can almost guarantee that no one here has actually talked to a real vampire on here.
      Or at least, if they have, the vampire was just bullpooping them, or wasn’t the kind of vampire you want to talk to.

      • #205126
        Anonymous
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        share pls

        • #205129
          The dude who actually knows his shit.
          Guest

          >Met three. Don’t deal with them as much as other shit, but know a fair bit.
          >First one was when I got attacked by a dude in the back of a fish&chip shop and nearly got thrown through a wall by a guy who looked like a twig. Was what got me into the line of (temp) work I do today.
          >Second was actually a Uni prof who I got networked with and actually already taught me for some of my labs. Not naming names, but she was old, visably too, but youthful, fit and pretty hot. Don’t know how old exactly, but she was around to remember the times when every new vampire thought they could only drink blood, and would all starve to death in days.
          >Also been one of the big names for study into medical vampirism. Learnt most of my vampire knowledge from her.
          >Made me kek when all our labs were blood related.
          >Third one was a dude I met on a ‘workshop’ three week session on native extranormal conservationism. I was actually one of his emergency blood bags (so if we get lost, stranded or bonked up and he looses his stock and the two others before me, I slit my wrist and drip it into his mouth). Never came to that, he packed spares, and he was a good bloke.

          Literally the single reason why vampirism isn’t common knowledge is because of human immaturity. If they’re not begging to be made (theoretically) undying, they’re being edgy goth/emo/teenagers trying to stalk and worship otherwise normal people.

          • #205130
            Anonymous
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            they’re being edgy goth/emo/teenagers trying to stalk and worship otherwise normal people.
            Explain?

            • #205137
              Anonymous.
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              Have you ever met a teenager, edgelord, goth or emo? That kind of thing’s their whole vibe.
              The whole emotive concept of Bram Stoker’s Dracula figure has survived for so long because the concept appeals to that kind of crowd.
              >Be an eternal creature of the night, undying, strong, mystical powers, survive by draining the blood from lesser men.
              It’s basically edgewank at it’s greatest.
              Now imagine that crowd gets undeniable proof that those deific figures exist, and the result is like being a celebrity figure turned up to 50. Get found out, and the whole world’s going to stalk you obsessively.
              It’s part of the reason Coven’s are actually a thing still. Dwell with similar people, who can do similar things, and don’t get weird about it (because some do, and it’s cringe by any account).

              Just stop spreading your roleplaying larp shit.

              Anon, every single person on here talking about anything relating to high philosophy or religion is either larping or mentally disturbed.
              I’m not here to persuade you I’m right either, just here to clear up some basic shit about real shit, to avoid people getting bad ideas in their heads.

              • #205138
                Anonymous
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                Straight from vampire roleplay and tabletop RPGs

              • #205169
                Anonymous
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                You put a lot of faith in your own intelligence

                • #205171
                  The dude who actually knows his shit.
                  Guest

                  That’s because half of it’s stuff I’ve been told by actual vampires and people in those specific circles, and the other half is just linking the dots together.
                  Match up what I’m saying next to the people quoting VtM house names or social roles, and it should start making sense.

          • #205133
            Anonymous
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            Just stop spreading your roleplaying larp shit.

    • #205123
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i had a problem with mines teeth lately not really sure what the problem was, because i just couldnt figure out what was happening other than its a great count in and rhythm. nope.

    • #205124
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I am freaking his daughter.

    • #205125
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How freaking pathetic can you possibly be? this is not even a roleplaying scrotery thread, this is a thread asking about other people’s second hand experiences with roleplaying scrotery

    • #205127
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Sociopathic poopyholes.

    • #205128
      Anonymous
      Guest

      No but I raped one.

    • #205131
      Anonymous
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      it was gay

    • #205135
      Anonymous
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      There are no real vampires on LULZ and arguably there are no real vampires (at least ones presented as in pop culture) in general.

      • #205146
        Anonymous
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        >a real vampire

      • #205147
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Try telling that to lamasthu. Or any of the other old sumerian gods.

    • #205136
      Anonymous
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      No, I’m not that kind of crazy.

    • #205139
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >It’s not that I want to suck your blood it’s that I have to and can’t figure another way around it.
      >Me: hey vamp man just eat pussy it’s white blood cells
      VAMPIRISM DEFEATED
      WITCHES ELATED

      • #205148
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Menstrual blood is even better, it has the slight aftertaste of premature death in it.

    • #205144
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Will LULZ expand on the war between vampires and dentists in this thread?

      • #205157
        Anonymous
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        expand on the war between red cross and vampires

        • #205162
          Anonymous
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          I think we vampires pretty much invaded the red cross. At least one I know works in a hospital and does something cardiology related. Me personally don’t have anything against the red cross. Or did you mean the other red cross that the knights of Malta bare?

          • #205170
            Anonymous
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            How do you know they are one

            • #205177
              Anonymous
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              >>30009

              Go ahead and question them, see how far that gets you.
              I know because it’s a member of our clan. And I recognized her when she was at work.

    • #205149
      Anonymous
      Guest

      real vampires, would you be interested to talk over a cup of covfefe?

    • #205153
      Anonymous
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      also to real vampires,do you like sauted mushrooms filled with blue cheese?

      • #205154
        Anonymous
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        A little bit

      • #205163
        Anonymous
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        I do, some don’t, I don’t mind garlic, I don’t like Brussel sprouts, that shits nasty

    • #205159
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It was like talking to any other Cristcuck on LULZ, just some delusional weirdo, who really, really needs to get laid.

    • #205165
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It was exactly like talking to a giant LARPing scrote.

    • #205166
      Anonymous
      Guest

      They kept saying things like “Blah!” and “I vant to suck your blood!”. It gets old after awhile

    • #205167
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      https://i.imgur.com/HnVDFEl.gif

      >>Have you ever talked to a vampire on LULZ what was it like?

      >It sucked.

      Yeah jokes about vampires don’t count… they mostly suck…

    • #205172
      Anonymous
      Guest

      it sucked

    • #205173
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Have you ever talked to a vampire on LULZ
      Yeah
      >what was it like?
      Super freaking gay

    • #205175
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I have not spoken to another vampire in well over 60 years.

      • #205176
        Anonymous
        Guest

        sounds very lonely

        • #205178
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I have tried reaching out to my maker but I guess you could say she became a ghost. I do believe someone else is calling to me from somewhere though. It would have to be an extraordinarily powerful one to send the dream messages. But whoever it is, they are distant. Perhaps in a long forgotten Middle Eastern tomb. The truth is that I may need to wait another human lifetime to find someone. Learning how to get over these great lengths of time is one of the hardest things about being a vampire.

          • #205179
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Does it feel good to lie?

            • #205181
              Anonymous
              Guest

              When I’m having fun, yeah.

    • #205180
      Anonymous
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      I gave up on coffins in 1998. Anyone else still sleep in a coffin? I just got sick of hauling it around.

      • #205202
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Obviously coffins are questionable if you’re traveling everywhere, at least if you don’t have a private jet to transport your coffin in. But I keep an immaculate casket in my inner sanctum. It’s well hidden, you’d need a fire or wood-splitting axe to break into it, and frankly nobody expects it anymore.

        • #205203
          Anonymous
          Guest

          just sleep in the lake

    • #205183
      Anonymous
      Guest

      like talking to a LARPing schizo scrote scrote who hasn’t taken his anti-psychotic meds in over a month and is undiagnosed autistic.

    • #205186
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Mom said if you guys have a problem with it you should take your ass back to plebbit. I’m a freaking vampire and I’m not even fat irl lol

    • #205190
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      errytin gwan be iree

    • #205195
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Do vampires know they’re vampires? Are they born as vampires, or do you have to be converted?

    • #205198
      Anonymous
      Guest

      https://i.imgur.com/LYPxlVD.gif

      Are thots secretly a type of vampire?
      It seems they gain energy from cum (a body fluid). Can’t go outside or be seen in mirrors until putting on a layer of "makeup". Have inhuman appearance. And will only enter your home if you provide a dollar value.

    • #205204
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Would have been a vampire but that shits icky yo

      • #205205
        Anonymous
        Guest

        whyy66

    • #205207
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What’s more alpha? BVs, EVs, canenabels, or ghouls?

      • #205208
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Prana big titty vampires

        • #205210
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Ghoul of my dreams

    • #205209
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I was a vampire for 4 years. It doesn’t work how they tell you it does in the novels and silly movie adaptations and it definitely doesn’t make you immortal.

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