Hahahah what is Micro$oft smoking?

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    • #67107
      Anonymous
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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      WHat the fuck is Micro$oft smoking???

    • #67108
      Anonymous
      Guest

      it has Fortnite

      • #67109
        bruce3434
        Guest

        >>>/v/

        […]

        Market dominance

      • #67118
        Anonymous
        Guest

        kek

      • #67206
        Anonymous
        Guest

        woke af zoomer

      • #67214
        Anonymous
        Guest

        FPBP

      • #67375
        Anonymous
        Guest

        pretty much this

      • #67434
        Anonymous
        Guest

        top kek

        >>>/v/
        […]
        Market dominance

        scrotebrain

      • #67440
        Anonymous
        Guest

        kek

      • #67442
        Anonymous
        Guest
    • #67110
      Anonymous
      Guest

      looks cool actually.

    • #67111
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >WHat the fuck is Micro$oft smoking???
      Literally pallets of money, frankly. They’re worth more than you country, and probably most of its neighbors.

      • #67264
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Eurotrash btfo

      • #67416
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The smoke from even a small amount of money would kill you let alone multiple pallets worth.

        • #67419
          Anonymous
          Guest

          MS has over 180,000 employees, anon. Not just Saitama Nutella is smoking it, wiping is ass with it, using it as mulch for his garden, etc.

    • #67113
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What’s the point of that config? Watching videos?

      • #67210
        Anonymous
        Guest

        drawing or any touch operation

      • #67286
        Anonymous
        Guest

        it’s designed for cooming and coomers.

      • #67325
        bill gates
        Guest

        jacking off

      • #67421
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Women, Watching netflix, a kid’s present from their divorced parents.

        • #67439
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >it’s made for women and children

    • #67114
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i don’t get it, what am i supposed to see?
      you’ve never seen a tablet pc before?

      • #67116
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Freetards are literally 15-20 years behind everyone else; it’s entirely possible he hasn;’t.

        • #67343
          Anonymous
          Guest

          makes sense, convertible laptops have been around for around 15-20 years now haven’t they?
          i know my dad used to have a laptop you could use as a tablet with a stylus back in the vista days.

          • #67378
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Yes, my gf in 2006 also had one. I loaded an LCARS-lookalike display onto it, and we’d harass my die-hard Trekkie mother with it.

        • #67370
          Anonymous
          Guest

          15-20 years ahead you mean

          • #67394
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Don’t asphyxiate yourself in all that copium, anon.

            • #67425
              Anonymous
              Guest

              this picture makes me hard
              I wouldn’t mind cute windows-chan forcing me to lick her out while holding my head in her crotch

      • #67122
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It weird and redundant. It hides the keyboard but touchpad remains even though it’s a touchscreen.
        I get that the tablet part is too big to have a minimal stand like surface pro, but this config is not it.
        It’s just a point of failure.

        • #67153
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I mean it’s literally just like any tablet case made in the last 10 years except it has an exposed touchpad which is honestly kind of nice

    • #67120
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >non ryzen
      Thanks but I rather not drink cum

    • #67152
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The bonked up on the design. If you use "tablet mode" it still has a crevice between the keyboard and the screen. They couldn’t even get it to acutally comact itself into a tablet by making it flat. They almost had my money, but there’s no goddamn way I would use that and not get annoyed.

      • #67155
        bruce3434
        Guest

        People are gunna put it in a backpack like this and break the screen

      • #67212
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This might be the worst design I have ever seen.

      • #67252
        Anonymous
        Guest

        is this real?

      • #67323
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Now I understand the interface design of Outlook.com. Yes, I can’t just call it Outlook because they renamed their webmail version the same thing.

      • #67352
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That’s the drawing tablet mode. You don’t use your 3lbs laptop like an iPad lmao

      • #67353
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Jesus. Why does Microsoft still bother with hardware when they are this incompetent?

      • #67400
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >d display cables are destroyed by rubber deterioration. Now i removed
        This looks like shit, just asking to get a bent screen.

        These fucknuts have billions upon billions at their disposal and this shit is what we get? LOL.

      • #67404
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This is shooped

      • #67423
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I was prepared to deal with a 4.0lb RTX 3050 tablet, but I would definitely get cheetos dust in the crevice while watching anime.

      • #67433
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >If you use "tablet mode"
        There’s no tablet mode. It’s for writing and drawing.
        t. Vaio Flip owner

    • #67168
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Microsoft’s entire business strategy is to make the most mediocre office software possible, but make so much of it you get vendor locked-in in 50 different ways.

      They literally do not care about anything else. They probably just made this laptop as a joke. You can laugh at this, cope and seethe over it, tell everyone not to buy it. Even if absolutely nobody buys it they literally don’t care, they will continue to make billions regardless.

      • #67250
        Anonymous
        Guest

        What’s funny is that you’re absolutely right. Ms makes hardware for shits and giggles.

      • #67429
        Anonymous
        Guest

        this

        I also kinda like templates…

    • #67172
      Anonymous
      Guest

      HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
      M-M-MACTODDLERS B-B-BTFO

    • #67200
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #67207
        Anonymous
        Guest

        lmao I have and still use one of those Vaios

        • #67351
          Anonymous
          Guest

          model?

        • #67422
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I remember wanting one after seeing Sony’s brochure of Windows 8 tablets, then seeing their one with that large as fuck 21 inch display. Those were weird times.

      • #67244
        Anonymous
        Guest
        • #67247
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This.

          • #67248
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >This.

            Cringe!

            • #67249
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >Cringe!

              Epic fail.

      • #67246
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Literally the main selling point of windows, the windows is a stolen idea, so no wonder esteban apple thinks that.

      • #67262
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Wow, the hypocrisy in that quote is absolutely hilarious. Mactoddlers actually think Apple served as inspiration for designs they actually copied from elsewhere.

        • #67331
          Anonymous
          Guest

          the difference is that Apple’s stolen copies are better than the originals. They’re improvements. So yeah both companies were founded by thief dipshits, but one of them had taste

          • #67336
            Anonymous
            Guest
          • #67372
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Apple doesn’t improve anything. Apple is a corporate catastrophe which has been ruining the tech industry for decades.

          • #67408
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Slapping proprietary ports and underpowered coolers for the apple tax are not improvements.

        • #67369
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Indian detected. Nobody says ‘mactoddlers’ other than them.

        • #67396
          Anonymous
          Guest
          • #67406
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Woke af

      • #67284
        Anonymous
        Guest

        https://i.imgur.com/Czs9EOP.gif

        >iToddlers arguing about originality

        • #67285
          Anonymous
          Guest

          itoddlers don’t know the origin of that image

      • #67330
        Anonymous
        Guest

        kek’d

      • #67420
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That’s the appeal of Windows. It’s huge utilitarian monolith that you can just drop on a workstation, or a server, or personal desktop, or a laptop and it will be able to get the job done, without caring about irrelevant things like that.

    • #67202
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      >WHat the fuck is Micro$oft smoking???

      Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen’s farts, probably by the look of it

      • #67205
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen

        • #67251
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Why does he have a girl’s name?

          • #67266
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Llewellyn Moss would disagree.

    • #67208
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      On est pas sur les forums de jeuxvideo.com là, Monsieur Jean-Kévin, un peu de retenue siouplaît.

      • #67253
        Anonymous
        Guest

        siouplaît

        What garbage French are you writing?

    • #67209
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      Oh oui, je parie que vous connaissez beaucoup de chomeurs.

    • #67216
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why do you need internet and to register an account with Microsoft to use Windows 11? Is Windows 11 the new Windows Vista?

      • #67224
        Anonymous
        Guest

        dont have internet or are too pedophile to register?

    • #67218
      Anonymous
      Guest

      how come nobody has mentioned those freaking CORNERS

    • #67221
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Full power laptop with tablet penboard mode.

      This is a must if you are into arts etc. LULZ btfo, microsoft wins again.

    • #67245
      Anonymous
      Guest

      exactly like those Vaio Flip models

    • #67254
      Anonymous
      Guest

      YOU WILL BUY ZEE FOLDING UNUSABLE DEVICES
      YOU WILL OWN THINGS THAT FOLD AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

    • #67259
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i’m so pissed off bros i bought a pro 7 in late august

      • #67260
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’m not pissed at all. I own an M1 MBA.

      • #67289
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why would you buy Microsoft hardware? Their laptops are famously complete ass.

        • #67410
          Anonymous
          Guest

          My thinkpad yoga 460 screen broke i tried to get a screen replacement on ebay but I didn’t know whether i’d be getting scammed or not because the prices were so varied on the panels and they only had china listings. I thought if I sent it to the home insurance people theyd be able to get it to a repair shop who could properly source a panel. They couldn’t so kept the machine and sent me a giftcard for like £1200. I went to the computer shop and all modern consumer machines are cancer since theyre all shit with soldered ram and ssd figured id just get a surface since theyre nice kek. Wouldn’t have bought one with cash tho but this was basically free since i got the 460 for like £400

      • #67412
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >i’m so pissed off bros i bought a pro 7 in late august
        Why? I’m about to buy a Pro 7+ because I want Micro SD and USB-A without adapters. Your regular 7 was probably a lot cheaper and it won’t be that far behind the Pro 8 in real world use unless you were planning on gaming.

        Why would you buy Microsoft hardware? Their laptops are famously complete ass.

        >Their laptops are famously complete ass.
        Then it’s a good thing anon didn’t buy one of their laptops.

        • #67414
          Anonymous
          Guest

          nah i payed normal price, the store near me are garden gnomes they set their surfaces as out of stock when amazon and microsoft had discounts on so they didn’t have to price match, as soon as those offers ended they put their stock back up. the 7+ is good wish i coulda got one but they dont stock them in the store. The ssd are user replaceable so if it fails the device isn’t a brick

    • #67261
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >WHat the fuck is Micro$oft smoking???
      n1gger feces, it’s a popular thing among liberals

    • #67263
      Anonymous
      Guest

      they are burning their company to the ground
      together with their own users
      and they are inhaling the smoke

    • #67269
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >overpriced as fuck
      >underpowered as well
      >limited programs due to architecture
      Fuck bros, I’ve followed the Surfaces for years but it just doesn’t ever seems worth it. I’m going to assume that Android apps are not even going to be available on these when Win 11 drops.
      I just want something what can be used as a tablet for leisure, something I can draw on with Adobe Animate and that is as about heavy as an iPad.

      • #67326
        Anonymous
        Guest

        all laptops are underpowered and overprized, everyone should just get a server at home and ssh to it from a raspi or termux

        • #67345
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I’d do exactly that but I use art tools a lot.

      • #67347
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >>overpriced as fuck
        >>underpowered as well
        Isn’t this every surface?

    • #67287
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >we just want a computer with detachable keyboard
      why is this so hard to comprehend? why!! why!!!
      Stupid ARM shit is worthless toy software, a walled garden blocking people to develop software for it!

    • #67288
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This is embarrassing…

    • #67294
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #67342
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I just noticed that TechLead imitates Steve’s mannerisms, holy shit. Troll or not that guy is legitimately pathetic

      • #67350
        Anonymous
        Guest

        the last few seconds are the most important really. He says that the userbase is gonna slowly shrink due to the poor quality products with no innovation behind them. This is in the context of fired-Jobs Apple. Now things are much different despite what the cherrypicked pics imply. Tim Apple’s strategy is pretty smart if you think about it
        >listen to engineers, make good product (e.g. Macs in ~2013)
        >make the same freaking garbage that still sells for the next 5 years
        >invest in R&D for good, innovative but risky shit. but keep it quiet (Apple Health, Apple Car, M1)
        >along the way, do new "boutique" products on the side that vain people can show off (e.g. Apple Watch in 2015, buying the Beats by Dre brand, AirPods)
        >just when customers are about to start leaving because they got sick of your garbage, release the good shit (M1, USB-C iPads, etc.)

    • #67300
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You freaking scrotebrains are aware it can close normally right

    • #67314
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Makes me proud to be using samsung DeX on a tablet instead of buying overpriced winshit and mactoddler garbage.

      • #67316
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >samsung DeX
        >samshit
        >Makes me proud
        Xiaomi implements it way better

      • #67436
        Anonymous
        Guest

        What’s the open window limit on that thang in Famous Dex mode? 4? 5?

    • #67315
      Anonymous
      Guest

      it’s good, go back to sucking off your pinephone or whatever freetard

    • #67321
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Design isn’t new or anything. And it’s easier to switch between laptop and tablet mode with this hinge.

      • #67328
        Anonymous
        Guest

        computers and moving parts are never friends, thats 1 more than needed

      • #67360
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I actually have one, it’s fragile as fuck and now it’s hinge and display cables are destroyed by rubber deterioration. Now i removed the display and use the base as some sort of HTPC.

    • #67322
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I know, I should have wait for this before I bought my surface pro 7.

    • #67324
      Anonymous
      Guest

      That’s actually not a bad design at all
      In fact it’s perfect. Normal "tablet pcs" have either a rotating center hinge or the yoga shit that puts the keyboard upside down. With this design you can go from closed laptop to tablet most easily. The op pic is odd in that it isn’t really showing what good the design is for

    • #67327
      Anonymous
      Guest

      if only it had an ARM Cpu good enough to compete with the apple chip

    • #67329
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Using the smaller bottom section to look thin is hilarious. It’s ugly, thick, and has shit ports.

    • #67349
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I think Acer did a design but swapped the keyboard and trackpad. You could put the screen like in your image but still access the keyboard. It was a pretty neat design.

    • #67365
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’m still getting Windows 11.

      Cry.

      • #67367
        Anonymous
        Guest

        15 rupees have been deposited into your Microsoft Account.

    • #67377
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why’d they get rid of the surface book? That was their best design

    • #67395
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Can screen do full 180 degrees, tho?

    • #67398
      Anonymous
      Guest

      wait what’s wrong? your image looks sick

    • #67402
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What is the point of Linux if you arent mentally ill?

      • #67438
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I know b8 but: servers and embedded. For example: great for music devices since there’s nothing to pay.

    • #67413
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #67415
      Anonymous
      Guest

      https://i.4cdn.org/g/1632384031300.webm

      never forget to hire pajeets once you build a company folks

      • #67428
        Anonymous
        Guest

        good morning sirs

    • #67417
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >incel/novideo
      >base spec has no dgpu, 8gb ram and 256gb ssd
      >that will be $1600 good sirs
      M$ are really going for it.

      • #67418
        Anonymous
        Guest

        These are productivity tools for grownups, not your little fisher price gaming toys. In 99% of use cases gpus are not relevant

        • #67424
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Okay Pajeet Nutella, next time consider actual hardware.

    • #67427
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is this with what they replaced the absolute most kino device ever ?

    • #67430
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
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      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
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      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
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      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
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      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
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      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
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      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
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      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
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      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073

    • #67437
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You fuckers never talk about the true offender, Windows 10 S mode
      >Walled garden effect akin to apple
      >Unable to download any applications not off of the "Windows 10 store"
      >No CMD access
      >Forced to use Microsoft edge
      >Only able to join Microsoft azure domains

      • #67441
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Windows 10 S mode
        Is that still a thing? I thought they gave up on it except for low power education machines.

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