Girls don’t like my Android phone

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    • #65805
      Anonymous
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      >meet with girl from dating app
      >Text
      >She instantly says "wait… Do you have an Android? What the fuck dude"
      >Tell her it’s a better phone for a cheaper price
      >"Uhm whatever, nerd"
      >Never hear from her again, even though my pixel is nice and expensive

      This always happens guys.i think it’s time I get an iphone. I need to get airpods and get laid.

    • #65806
      Anonymous
      Guest

      have sex, nerd

      • #65855
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That’s what he’s trying to do?

    • #65807
      Anonymous
      Guest

      fuck off scrote

    • #65808
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Things that never happened
      I doubt Grindr changes colors woke af on phone OS, scrote.

    • #65810
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Android’s for ricecels.

    • #65813
      Anonymous
      Guest

      iShills are out again since scrotegle dropped a new phone

    • #65814
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Find better grills please anon.
      Iphone =/= rejected

    • #65815
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Not be a loser
      >Have a personality
      >Pick up women outside because I’m not a beta
      Sir please do the needful and grow some nuts sir

    • #65817
      Anonymous
      Guest

      lmao are you dating teens?

    • #65819
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’ve never had that happen. Most of the time if they notice they just ask me what Android is like or reminisce about their first smartphone which was Android. Maybe you should try having a bigger dick.

    • #65821
      Anonymous
      Guest

      That’s because girls have standards. Yeah, if you meet them on some basic level – any level, in fact – you won’t be such an incel anymore.
      Please don’t feel I’m singling you out, OP – this is good advice for LULZ in general.

    • #65823
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Android hate threads have an uptick whenever Apple shits out a new phone.
      Like clockwork.

    • #65825
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Bullet dodged, some women are scrotebrained like that.

    • #65827
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >daily applescrote shill thread
      good morning sirs

    • #65829
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This must be a fake story. Normies don’t care what phone you use. If she really did then she was not worth your time. So you saved some time.

      • #65832
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Not OP but you’re right, no American girl is worth anyone’s time.

      • #65834
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You’re behaving as if there’s some sort of mutual exclusivity on the table. Take your Ritalin that you’ve obviously missed for a few days, and think about it harder.

    • #65836
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Explaining why you use an android phone like the beta that you are instead of simply replying "if you base your opinions on what type of phone someone is using, we can call it quits here. Don’t contact me again."

      It will take 5 minutes and she will tell you that she didn’t mean it like that and that she’s sorry. If you’re still a beta, you will engage in further conversation with her, if you’re a man of your word, you’ll block her.
      Get some freaking standards.

    • #65839
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Every day, a scrote like you posts about women not liking a phone running Android.
      How about you ignore people who place importance on what operating system you run on your voluntary tracking device?

    • #65841
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Pretending the story this gay bait post is woke af on actually happened:
      >jumping to justify your purchase to others
      >justifying to a w*man any choice you’ve made, period

    • #65842
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You should be using a custom ROM anyway.

    • #65844
      Anonymous
      Guest

      nobody in the real world cares

    • #65845
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073

      • #65856
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Always wondered what this trash post means. Is this some g anti apple meme or what

        • #65905
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s a dox of an Apple scrote mod who posts these flamewar falseflag threads daily
          Just watch him delete this redpill but not his shit thread

        • #65907
          Anonymous
          Guest

          LULZ gets spammed with these made-up stories and comparisons with Android and Linux every day. For example:

          […]

          Just a few hours ago there were even a few more, there’s always around 4+ up. Yesterday there were 5 Apple completely identical generals up for hours, all reported for spam. These threads very obviously fall under "instigating flamewars" and spam, and they always get reported, but mods always ignore them.
          Because of this, one person who may not be all there decided to wage some holy crusade against a guy who used to be a mod here, and who apparently doesn’t anymore, because I guess he was a mactoddler.

          • #65908
            Anonymous
            Guest

            See https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
            It’s the Apple scrote mod making these flamewar falseflag threads, that’s why reports on the said threads get ignored
            He literally watches these threads 24/7 saving them from page 10 and waiting for the doxchad to post his dox so he can delete it
            He will delete this redpill too, but not his shit thread
            Best thing to do is just sage his threads, hide them and move on

    • #65853
      Anonymous
      Guest

      If you are not getting girls, you should try losing weight(or gaining weight if you are skinny), not buy products and make them your identity.

    • #65875
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >he doesn’t specifically get an Android phone to repel women
      Enjoy getting #metoo’d.

    • #65876
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Just become gay. Its earier and more fun.

      But wait, then you are going to come here saying some guy on grindr said
      >"Only 4 inches? What the fuck dude"
      >Tell him its the same as the global average statistically speaking
      >"Uhm whatever, nerd"

    • #65877
      Anonymous
      Guest

      ITT seething android incels

      • #65878
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Ok rape you next week

        • #65880
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You need a working cock, physical strength, and to not turn into a gibbering wreck when coming within five feet of another human being to successfully perform the act of rape. You hit zero out of three by definition.

    • #65882
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Jjay.
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      Jjay
      Loouis
      Irrwin
      Age: 38
      97 Norrman Ave
      Brrooklyn
      NY
      11222
      https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
      https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073

    • #65883
      Anonymous
      Guest

      whatever, nerd

    • #65886
      Anonymous
      Guest

      stop living in scrote society

    • #65890
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >mfw americans still use SMS in 2021

      • #65893
        Anonymous
        Guest

        the problem is there’s no interoperability. Oh yeah, good luck getting all these cretins to all agree to using signal instead of whatever the fuck they’re using. Especially macscrotes with their "muh ecosystem" bullshit

        • #65897
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Even the macscrotes use whatsapp here, but I guess it’s because in USA SMS were in most cases unlimited and free, in Europe and in most of the countries companies would charge like 15 cents for each message so a move to Whatsapp or Telegram was very natural and fast

    • #65895
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Not this meme again. Go outside again.

    • #65899
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >still uses SMS
      What the fuck dude

      • #65902
        Anonymous
        Guest

        messages will always default to SMS if both sides don’t have the same messaging program. I could use whatsapp/signal/whatever with everyone I know but if there’s an itoddler who uses imessage then it’s going to have to go through as SMS.

    • #65903
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >meet with girl from dating app
      >Text
      >She instantly says "wait… Do you have an Android? waaaoooow.."
      >tell her it"s a better phone for a cheaper price
      >she becomes even more wet
      >mad sex with her and her 2 hot sisters on the same day
      Android bros, how do we stop winning?

      • #65904
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Woke af, I told this girl how much I was saving on Vitamins by buying in bulk from costco and she let me do anal. They’re good vitamins too.

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