- This topic has 63 replies, 1 voice, and was last updated 8 months ago by
.
-
Posts
-
-
>meet with girl from dating app
>Text
>She instantly says "wait… Do you have an Android? What the fuck dude"
>Tell her it’s a better phone for a cheaper price
>"Uhm whatever, nerd"
>Never hear from her again, even though my pixel is nice and expensiveThis always happens guys.i think it’s time I get an iphone. I need to get airpods and get laid.
-
have sex, nerd
-
That’s what he’s trying to do?
-
-
fuck off scrote
-
>Things that never happened
I doubt Grindr changes colors woke af on phone OS, scrote.-
People will literally not have sex with you if you have an Android
-
I don’t fuck people I only fuck women
-
You don’t.
-
-
OH NO NO NO
-
You are a virgin. No amount of Apple products is going to fix it.
-
Even prostitutes will reject you if you use an Android phone.
-
Obviously. If you can’t afford even a second-hand iPhone, you can’t afford her – it’s almost a tautology.
-
As if it’s a matter of "can’t".
I can afford a Seiko Seamaster, still wear an Accurist, because my dad gave it to me as a present
I can afford a Porsche Caiman, still drive a custom built Mitsubishi Galant with a built 4G63T, because it’s my hobby
I have a wardrobe full of Roy Robson and Hugo Boss suits, but I still wear track pants and Birkenstocks in my free time because I value my own comfort more than the opinion of other people seeing me
I can afford a flagship iPhone but still bought a Huawei Nova T5 on sale because I hate giving money to companies that sell you broken shit on purposeIf you buy such a product only to impress a girl, you’re a freaking moron and you’ll always be seen as a second class citizen by those who have standards and a brain.
-
anon I found a picture of you
-
-
If you buy such a product only to impress a girl, you’re a freaking moron and you’ll always be seen as a second class citizen by those who have standards and a brain.
It’s not even that. If you have a first gen iPhone SE you get pussy, but if you have a Galaxy S21 Ultra or Galaxy Fold 3, you don’t. Women really love those blue bubbles.
-
Reminder you will always be a street pooping curryscrote. You were born a street pooping curryscrote, and you will die a street pooping curryscrote, and no amount of worshipping your street pooping curryscrote fruity toy cult will ever change that.
-
Right, because iPhones are so popular among street pooping curryscrotes. Oh wait.
-
I’ve seen like 3 people with iphones in my country, in like my whole life
-
-
Hey look, it’s this poorscrote projection again.
Funny how being beaten to a job by a pajeet with six weeks of ESL messes with your brain this much..
-
-
Dude you’re so full of shit it’s unreal. If you think phone model beats attractiveness or personality why don’t you just buy an iphone and watch how a 10x increase on 0 is still 0.
-
-
-
-
-
>People will literally not have sex with you if you have an Android
Yes, because India is known for its low birth rate.-
Pajeets literally rape everything that moves. You’ve exposed yourself as a shitskin shudra, now it’s time to go back.
-
-
Good thing I don’t then. Doesn’t stop me from sending SMS messages though.
-
-
It’s the blue bubbles of iMessage versus the green bubbles of SMS.
-
-
Android’s for ricecels.
-
iShills are out again since scrotegle dropped a new phone
-
Find better grills please anon.
Iphone =/= rejected -
>Not be a loser
>Have a personality
>Pick up women outside because I’m not a beta
Sir please do the needful and grow some nuts sir -
lmao are you dating teens?
-
I’ve never had that happen. Most of the time if they notice they just ask me what Android is like or reminisce about their first smartphone which was Android. Maybe you should try having a bigger dick.
-
That’s because girls have standards. Yeah, if you meet them on some basic level – any level, in fact – you won’t be such an incel anymore.
Please don’t feel I’m singling you out, OP – this is good advice for LULZ in general. -
Android hate threads have an uptick whenever Apple shits out a new phone.
Like clockwork. -
Bullet dodged, some women are scrotebrained like that.
-
>daily applescrote shill thread
good morning sirs -
This must be a fake story. Normies don’t care what phone you use. If she really did then she was not worth your time. So you saved some time.
-
Not OP but you’re right, no American girl is worth anyone’s time.
-
You’re behaving as if there’s some sort of mutual exclusivity on the table. Take your Ritalin that you’ve obviously missed for a few days, and think about it harder.
-
-
Explaining why you use an android phone like the beta that you are instead of simply replying "if you base your opinions on what type of phone someone is using, we can call it quits here. Don’t contact me again."
It will take 5 minutes and she will tell you that she didn’t mean it like that and that she’s sorry. If you’re still a beta, you will engage in further conversation with her, if you’re a man of your word, you’ll block her.
Get some freaking standards. -
Every day, a scrote like you posts about women not liking a phone running Android.
How about you ignore people who place importance on what operating system you run on your voluntary tracking device? -
Pretending the story this gay bait post is woke af on actually happened:
>jumping to justify your purchase to others
>justifying to a w*man any choice you’ve made, period -
You should be using a custom ROM anyway.
-
nobody in the real world cares
-
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073-
Always wondered what this trash post means. Is this some g anti apple meme or what
-
It’s a dox of an Apple scrote mod who posts these flamewar falseflag threads daily
Just watch him delete this redpill but not his shit thread -
LULZ gets spammed with these made-up stories and comparisons with Android and Linux every day. For example:
[…]
Just a few hours ago there were even a few more, there’s always around 4+ up. Yesterday there were 5 Apple completely identical generals up for hours, all reported for spam. These threads very obviously fall under "instigating flamewars" and spam, and they always get reported, but mods always ignore them.
Because of this, one person who may not be all there decided to wage some holy crusade against a guy who used to be a mod here, and who apparently doesn’t anymore, because I guess he was a mactoddler.-
See https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
It’s the Apple scrote mod making these flamewar falseflag threads, that’s why reports on the said threads get ignored
He literally watches these threads 24/7 saving them from page 10 and waiting for the doxchad to post his dox so he can delete it
He will delete this redpill too, but not his shit thread
Best thing to do is just sage his threads, hide them and move on
-
-
-
-
If you are not getting girls, you should try losing weight(or gaining weight if you are skinny), not buy products and make them your identity.
-
>he doesn’t specifically get an Android phone to repel women
Enjoy getting #metoo’d. -
Just become gay. Its earier and more fun.
But wait, then you are going to come here saying some guy on grindr said
>"Only 4 inches? What the fuck dude"
>Tell him its the same as the global average statistically speaking
>"Uhm whatever, nerd" -
ITT seething android incels
-
Ok rape you next week
-
You need a working cock, physical strength, and to not turn into a gibbering wreck when coming within five feet of another human being to successfully perform the act of rape. You hit zero out of three by definition.
-
-
-
Jjay.
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
Jjay
Loouis
Irrwin
Age: 38
97 Norrman Ave
Brrooklyn
NY
11222
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/80514726/#80516073
https://arch.b4k.co/g/thread/80514726/#80516073 -
whatever, nerd
-
stop living in scrote society
-
>mfw americans still use SMS in 2021
-
the problem is there’s no interoperability. Oh yeah, good luck getting all these cretins to all agree to using signal instead of whatever the fuck they’re using. Especially macscrotes with their "muh ecosystem" bullshit
-
Even the macscrotes use whatsapp here, but I guess it’s because in USA SMS were in most cases unlimited and free, in Europe and in most of the countries companies would charge like 15 cents for each message so a move to Whatsapp or Telegram was very natural and fast
-
-
-
Not this meme again. Go outside again.
-
>still uses SMS
What the fuck dude-
messages will always default to SMS if both sides don’t have the same messaging program. I could use whatsapp/signal/whatever with everyone I know but if there’s an itoddler who uses imessage then it’s going to have to go through as SMS.
-
-
>meet with girl from dating app
>Text
>She instantly says "wait… Do you have an Android? waaaoooow.."
>tell her it"s a better phone for a cheaper price
>she becomes even more wet
>mad sex with her and her 2 hot sisters on the same day
Android bros, how do we stop winning?-
Woke af, I told this girl how much I was saving on Vitamins by buying in bulk from costco and she let me do anal. They’re good vitamins too.
-
-
- You must be logged in to reply to this topic.