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    • #165656
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Engineer at Facebook here. AMA

    • #165657
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How can I stop my computer from upgrading to Windows 11?

      • #165708
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This, I hope my Void system, won’t catch the windows 11.

      • #165737
        Anonymous
        Guest

        install gentoo

        • #165816
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This and good morning dear sir

        • #165839
          Anonymous
          Guest

          gentoo is best

        • #165934
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I use debian but I still need excel and vstudio for job reasons so gates is still going to cuck me

      • #165814
        Anonymous
        Guest

        «Windows + R» -> «regedit» -> «OК».
        —-> «HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE SOFTWARE/Policies/Microsoft/Windows» RMB at Windows -> «Create» -> «Chapter» and rename «WindowsUpdate». Then at this chapter «Create» and «Chapter».

        Name the chapter «AU» -> «Create», «DWORD (32 bit)» and call this «NoAutoUpdate». That’s all. Reboot

        • #165837
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This looks like a translation, it should be "key" instead of "chapter," but other than that seems the right solution. Thanks, Anon.

    • #165658
      Anonymous
      Guest

      good morning!

      • #165672
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Good morning

    • #165659
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What’s Zucc like IRL? Does he browse Reddit?

    • #165660
      Anonymous
      Guest

      whats wrong with facebook?

      • #165665
        Facebook OP
        Guest

        Honestly, we have no idea right now. I do frontend development so I’m far removed from outages today. We’re still able to get emails so the company is keeping us informed

        • #165671
          Anonymous
          Guest

          […]

          can you do us all a favour and just improve fuckerberg’s little empire with a pair of cable clippers?

        • #165689
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >frontend dev
          You cunts and your suggested posts skirting my adblock, fuck you those are ads.

          • #165844
            Anonymous
            Guest

            well no ads today, happy?

        • #165697
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >SMTP works fine
          stop lying

        • #165899
          Anonymous
          Guest

          In other words you are a React monkey and you know nothing.

          I hope they fire you for visiting a hate site.

          Thank you and good night.

          • #165903
            Anonymous
            Guest

            try harder

        • #165907
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >engineer at f*cebook
          >webdev
          i know basic html too, gonna start putting "Software Engineer" on my cv from now on.

    • #165661
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why do you love cum so much? Why must you gulp it in such amounts? It’s crazy.

    • #165663
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Will you ever stop taking gnomish cock up your ass?

    • #165664
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why aren’t you working on whatever is happening rn?

    • #165667
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Shouldn’t you be, you know, doing something right now?

      • #165684
        Facebook OP
        Guest

        We’re trying

        • #165849
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Sup? The last non-chud white guy finally snaped and now you’re scouring India to find a pajeet to save your pajeet ass?

    • #165668
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i’ve been studying mobile development for a couple of years and won’t find a job, do you think i should give up and switch to webshit or something?

    • #165669
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How many years of experience did you have before you started at Facebook?

      • #165686
        Facebook OP
        Guest

        I was working on tech for 4 years prior to working at FB. Some engineers have started there immediately after college

        i’ve been studying mobile development for a couple of years and won’t find a job, do you think i should give up and switch to webshit or something?

        Why give up? Internally, were desperate for Android engineers.

        Could you use your nude detection services to scrape some Messenger conversations and dump some "private" porn for us?

        I mean, surely you wouldn’t do it, but do you have the power and the means within Facebook to be able to do that?

        Seems immoral. Can’t do that unfortunately. Besides, messenger is encrypted even from engineers. I can’t see shit.

        • #165687
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Seems immoral. Can’t do that unfortunately. Besides, messenger is encrypted even from engineers. I can’t see shit.
          So decrypt it.

          What do you think about Techlead (ex-google ex-facebook ex-crypto felon)

          • #165759
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Ex-husband and millionare.

        • #165688
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Regarding the nudes question, lol, can you access the encrypted data? Do you have knowledge of where/how it is stored?

        • #165692
          Anonymous
          Guest

          In general, to get a front end job what should one know?
          For example
          >react, javascript, html, css
          what else?

          • #165694
            Anonymous
            Guest

            leetcode

          • #165699
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Angular and JQuery

          • #165700
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Not the Facebook anon but know your version control tools (primarily git I guess)

            Use git even for small personal projects and put them on GitHub with at least minimal documentation in your readme

          • #165882
            Anonymous
            Guest

            facebook uses some snowflake dialects of old langs
            forget which
            also some OCaml in a dialect called Reason
            idk im not in FB and prolly never will, im comfy in a medium size company

        • #165693
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Why give up?
          Idk man, been struggling to find an android entry position for a while, i even switched to flutter thinking it’s the hot new thing, but same goes for it, locally i would find like 100 positions for react, angular etc vs 10 mobile positions

        • #165707
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Hey tips on how to get to Facebook? I wanna see if I can get a scroteMAN internship before I end college.

          • #165728
            Facebook OP
            Guest

            what interview questions did you get
            what knowledge do you use on a daily basis?
            Do you actually use anything you learned from school or did you learn everything on the job?

            how often do people get fired for incompetence

            Literally every engineer at scroteMAN company has this book. It’s one of the best tools to get the job. That and online code challenges.
            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracking_the_Coding_Interview

            Nice NTV questions like reversing trees or complicated sorting algorithms are never used. However, having a general knowledge of how efficient (O of N notation) a particular algorithm is or how much memory a process/algorithm could take are always important.

            How Many Trannies Do You Work For?

            There is actually one transgender on my team. They’re pretty nice.

            • #165732
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Sorry, scrotebrain here. I meant to ask how do you even get your foot in the door? I can do technical questions, (and read that book)
              Is it true that 2 columns resumes are shit? Is it true that docx > PDF? Any other tips for getting a good resumes? I have three internships, two projects, founded a club with some games and I’m making two portfolio websites. Just wanted to see if that’s good experience for scroteMAN interns.

              • #165751
                Anonymous
                Guest

                years of experience, that’s it.
                as for your resume avoid autism and just have
                >job title – company
                >high level description of role, responsibilities and technology
                then
                >education
                that’s it. it’s over. enjoy grinding through CTCI for 400h

              • #165753
                Facebook OP
                Guest

                Honestly, your best shot for an interview is via referral. I would ask you to send me your resume but then it would expose my identity. Anyone in your network work at Facebook or any other scroteMAN company? If so you can ask them to refer you. They would happily do it because those companies give them monetary rewards for successful referrals.

                • #165756
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  All right fuck. Thanks anon.

                • #165761
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  do they take in people with a non cs degree?

                  • #165774
                    Facebook OP
                    Guest

                    Sure, you’d just have to be able to demonstrate the correct skill set

                    • #165779
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      what if i have no degree or experience?

            • #165771
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Actual trannies don’t use freaking genderless pronouns. You dumb larper.

              • #165772
                Anonymous
                Guest

                OP here.

                Correct. We usually have them in our email signatures, and also on our corporate Slack as well.

              • #165801
                Anonymous
                Guest

                OP could already be identified by saying there’s *a* chud in his team, so using "they" would be reasonable in order not to make himself even more specifically identifiable

            • #165863
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracking_the_Coding_Interview
              when did you start working? most people think that the contents of this book are way too easy to be asked on a coding interview now
              i started interviewing around 2018 and CTCI textbook questions were wayyyy easier than interview questions

              • #165865
                Anonymous
                Guest

                The point isnt the questions, its the talking with the interviewer and how you go about solving the questions.

                I see a lot of college (asians) who go on leetcode and practice 5 hours a day, memorizing the exact solution to every possible problem. When asked the question by the interviewer, they run up to the whiteboard and write out the solution. There is no "figuring it out", no "back and fourth" with the interviewer, which shows the problem solving process and ability to work with others. Then, after being denied at that stage, they think it was because they got a problem wrong and spend more time on leetcode instead of just talking to the interviewer.

                • #165866
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >The point isnt the questions, its the talking with the interviewer and how you go about solving the questions.
                  wouldn’t it be both? i just interviewed with google and i feel like i wasn’t good enough at the questions to make it, regardless of my communication skills.

                  • #165869
                    Facebook OP
                    Guest

                    It’s definitely both.

                    >https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracking_the_Coding_Interview
                    when did you start working? most people think that the contents of this book are way too easy to be asked on a coding interview now
                    i started interviewing around 2018 and CTCI textbook questions were wayyyy easier than interview questions

                    I disagree with the book being "too easy". About these coding questions rather than learning how to complete each individual one. Coding questions really only come in a handful of flavors but can seem vastly different by tweeking a few parameters.

                    For example, "remove all duplicate characters in a string" and "remove all duplicate words in a paragraph" are the exact same question algorithmically. If you only took the time to memorize one without actually understanding what’s going on, you’ll likely fail a real interview.

                    • #165876
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      Do I need to learn the needful lang or can I get by with Python?

                      • #165877
                        Facebook OP
                        Guest

                        Python alone is decent. It really depends on what you’re trying to do. Since python is mainly used in the back end, you’ll likely need some other Languages as well if you want to do backend development. I.e. c++, scala

                      • #165881
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        Thanks dude. I’m going for a data science concentration and I’m going hard on Python and forgot what little Java I knew.

                  • #165870
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Being good at problem solving is the key, which practicing solving problems can help with. Memorizing the solutions to problems is not the key.

    • #165670
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why is it down

      • #165740
        Anonymous
        Guest

        OP here. Not sure, my team lead is looking into it, but at the moment, we can’t say much. Hasn’t been a good morning, but we’ll get through it eventually. Any other questions for me?

        • #165741
          Anonymous
          Guest

          do you suck dicks?

          • #165745
            Anonymous
            Guest

            OP here.

            Not personally. I haven’t dated much, and have been just focusing on my career ever since I started the job. Thanks for asking.

    • #165673
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #165843
        Anonymous
        Guest

        would

    • #165674
      Anonymous
      Guest

      do you spend all day spying on noods?

    • #165675
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Could you use your nude detection services to scrape some Messenger conversations and dump some "private" porn for us?

      I mean, surely you wouldn’t do it, but do you have the power and the means within Facebook to be able to do that?

    • #165676
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #165679
        Anonymous
        Guest

        whats up with people on that website? bunch of tryhards

      • #165835
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >anonymous proffesional network
        >need to make an account to comment and see all posts
        LMAO, as anonymous as reddit.

    • #165677
      Anonymous
      Guest

      GOOD MORNING SIR MR ZUCKERBERG HAVE A BETIFUL MORNING

    • #165678
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What’s your reaction to the facebook whistleblower leaks that recently got media coverage?

    • #165680
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why does Facebook allow conspirachuds to spread misinformation on the site?

      • #165682
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Why *did* Facebook allow conspirachuds to spread misinformation on the site?

        FIFY

    • #165681
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is this just Zuck sending a message to the snitch?

    • #165683
      Anonymous
      Guest

      which channel in the discord server can I reach you at?

    • #165691
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Post proof or GTFO scrote

    • #165695
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Was Zucc created in-between Data and Lore?

    • #165696
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Cheers

    • #165698
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I knew this freaking scene was going to be a meme.

    • #165702
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You know your news feed is bugged in Safari (probably don’t care). Repeats stories when you scroll. Makes FB even more useless but perhaps makes more room for shoving ads into people’s faces. BTW marketplace is scammer heaven. They love you.

    • #165703
      Anonymous
      Guest

      what interview questions did you get
      what knowledge do you use on a daily basis?
      Do you actually use anything you learned from school or did you learn everything on the job?

      how often do people get fired for incompetence

    • #165704
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How Many Trannies Do You Work For?

      • #165727
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Trann
        OP here.

        Just a few. Most are pretty chill, and my project lead is pretty helpful. Would recommend working here. Got to meet Zuck on a few occassionals. Overall, down-to-earth guy.

        • #165729
          Facebook OP
          Guest

          You’re not OP, i am. Kys

          • #165731
            Anonymous
            Guest

            How many BBQ’s have you seen him roast bodies I MEAN, burgers? Does he still find hunt women Craigslist?

          • #165735
            Anonymous
            Guest

            OP here again. Did I mention I’m trans BTW???

        • #165733
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Zuccs fucc and succ

    • #165705
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why is Uatu black in that pic?

      • #165860
        Anonymous
        Guest

        they made him a scrote in the What If show.

    • #165706
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What’s your unixname?

    • #165709
      Anonymous
      Guest

      how strict and long are your passwords there

    • #165710
      Anonymous
      Guest

      test

    • #165711
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I got banned for 24 hours yesterday for calling someone a dipshit for being a ScarJo simp. Should my ban be lifted by the time it’s back online or will it extend it?

      • #165713
        Anonymous
        Guest

        asking the right questions right here.

    • #165712
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s down everywhere except possibly in Iran. Curious…

    • #165714
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Would your company search private and group fb messenger messages of a candidate before hiring them?

      • #165724
        Facebook OP
        Guest

        No. That’s not relevant to the process.

    • #165715
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Be not me
      >Buy Shitulus Rift instead of allmighty valve approved compareable products
      >get bonked

    • #165716
      Anonymous
      Guest

      why is facebook down???

      • #165717
        Anonymous
        Guest

        (((Nobody Knoooows)))

      • #165718
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s because of the garden gnomes apparently

      • #165719
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It was me, I did it. I trained sharks to chew undersea cables only when data from Facebook was traveling on them and released them this morning.

        • #165812
          Anonymous
          Guest

          you doing the lord’s work

      • #165722
        Anonymous
        Guest

        DNS records got withdrawn

        • #165730
          Anonymous
          Guest

          sorry im not knowledgeable about that kind of tech, would u explain?

          • #165742
            Anonymous
            Guest

            dns is like a phone book, you type "www.facecuck.com" and it sends the request to the dns server, which then sends back the ip address 69.69.69.69, so if dns is gone, you can’t connect via the website name anymore.

            • #165763
              Anonymous
              Guest

              i understand that, but i asked more about why would dns records get pulled and especially how, is it a 100% internal operation or is it dependant on other services where such dna’s are stocked?

              • #165775
                Anonymous
                Guest

                The controller of the domain (facebook), can push a dns update which will update the domain records on every dns server on the web, so if someone where to decide to delete facebook’s domains from within, they could just push an update, obviously this could be undone fairly quickly, so it is doubtful that this is the only thing going on.

                • #165777
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  got any personnal theories on why this is happening rn?

                • #165784
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Apparently their BGP routes got bonked up somehow and that has rendered all of their internal tools inoperable. Some tech was posting updates on reddit until his whole account was suddenly deleted.

                  He claimed that the problem needs people to physically reconfigure equipment and that the people with physical access do not have the knowledge to do it hence the continuing downtime while they scramble.

      • #165734
        Anonymous
        Guest

        for the lulz and for the memea

      • #165856
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Zuck needs to scrub the crime scene after the whistleblower incident. He doesn’t have 80 years to clean up his mess like the government did with JFK

    • #165720
      Anonymous
      Guest

      why did you post block m for saying "I hate Americans"? What makes Americans a protected group?

      Why do you garden gnomes block people’s account for the tamest bullshit??? Tell me scrote.

      • #165746
        Anonymous
        Guest

        […]

        answer the question, scrote

        • #165747
          Anonymous
          Guest

          OP here.

          No thanks, I won’t respond to that kind of language, thanks.

          • #165765
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Fuck you.

      • #165793
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Not FB anon, but I got a zucc warning these days for saying "I hate Latin Americans", which I, being one, utterly do

        In the warning it said I was breach of community guidelines, but in the guidelines it said you can do hate speech against a group you belong to, lmao

        So I appealed it and the zucc warning thing was lifted/pardoned/whatever

        Anyway, if you say "I hate Americans" you’re probably a communist, and communists are best banned off the internet, society, and also dead

        • #165799
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Not FB anon, but I got a zucc warning these days for saying "I hate Latin Americans", which I, being one, utterly do
          freaking lol. Everyone knows you guys hate each other the most.

          • #165810
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I’m Brazilian so everybody in Latin America loves us, except for Paraguayans if we had left any alive in the 19th century to hate us

            But Brazilians mostly seem not to have any feelings of "kinship" with other Latin Americans, especially upper middle class people and pretty much everyone that’s not a leftist in the south and southeast, we want to connect with the USA and Europe instead (and of course we have weebs and k-pop fans here and there who look up to Japan and legitimate Korea)

            We have a sense of exceptionalism and are culturally isolated, too, and geographically isolated from the rest of the continent as well, since we mostly live along the coast and there’s plenty of land between us and other Latin American population centers

            Mostly the Brazilians who feel kinship towards Latin America are leftists, who long for the meme of socialist pan-Americanism — it’s no wonder they’re disgusted by the national flag and find it "tainted" by right-wingers who despise their internationalist fantasies

            • #165842
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Nobody loves you and your people scrotebrain, what are you talking about? you monkeys plague my cities with your over the top behaviour, you’re the pajeets of this continent. Don’t dare to tell anyone otherwise.

              • #165850
                Anonymous
                Guest

                You’re right, we Brazilians are generally obnoxious and dishonest

                It’s just that people who don’t see us too often (or ever) expect us to be nice and friendly (which is indeed how we tend to see ourselves), and are thus friendly to us

                But yeah, if you live alongside Brazilians you get to see how shitty we are

            • #165851
              Anonymous
              Guest

              LOL no everybody freaking hates macacos

            • #165855
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >I’m Brazilian so everybody in Latin America loves us

              LOL what?! Everybody hates brasilians, they are loud, rude and ignorant.

              • #165874
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Você já foi ao espelho, nêgo? Não? Então vá!

                • #165875
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >você

                  scrote detected

            • #165906
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >pretty much everyone that’s not a leftist in the south and southeast, we want to connect with the USA and Europe instead

              But isn’t that where all the "white" people are?

              • #165929
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Yes, pretty much, white people are fairly numerous in these regions, in the south they are the majority by a wide margin

                So yeah, there’s also this factor, free people in Brazil had always identified with European culture, when it was about time to end slavery we started welcoming immigrants from Italy and Germany and giving them land in order to have a white, free workforce (btw our Italians were white, lmao, we never had this association with Italians being brown-skinned with "oily" hair like Americans have)

                When there were only Europeans from Portugal they had beefs with Spain and Spanish colonies, so we were never bros with them, and when Italians and Germans came, the descendants of Portuguese were rich monarchy aristocracy whereas they were poor hard-working settlers until their hard work paid off and they became the leaders of Brazilian society (same happened with Japanese descendants around the same time, but they were in far smaller numbers)

            • #165910
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >I’m Brazilian so everybody in Latin America loves us
              biggest lie in this thread. freaking poopyholes.
              >But Brazilians mostly seem not to have any feelings of "kinship" with other Latin Americans
              because you speak a different language, are rude, dirty, annoying as fuck everywhere you go and besides trannies and povertty you cannot produce much.

              • #165930
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Your hatred of us is positive, anon

                The more we hate each other, the less we feed "South Americans are American" and pan-Americanist, internationalist socialist types

                We can be bros on hating each other, me behind my fence and you behind yours, that’s what conservative international diplomacy is all about

                Sorry about my fellow Brazilians who shit on your yard

        • #165826
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I am literally living in America, scrote.

    • #165721
      Anonymous
      Guest

      ARE YOU A BASTERD BISH
      HOW DO I SAY GOOD MORNING TO SIRS NOW

      • #165725
        Anonymous
        Guest

        On LULZ.org/g FORUM sir

        GOOD MORNING TO ALL

        • #165736
          Anonymous
          Guest

          good morning dear sir

    • #165726
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I wonder if the Facebook.onion domain is still up right now?

    • #165738
      Anonymous
      Guest

      tfw facebook finally goes down so you have a good excuse to shitpost on LULZ during work hours

      • #165754
        Facebook OP
        Guest

        I do that anyways during meetings

    • #165739
      Anonymous
      Guest

      OP here, I have to admit, I can’t fix this issue because I am not qualified to do so. Quite frankly, I’m a diversity hire who is paid to press buttons on a console that is disconnected from the network. It’s like those space monkeys that get pretend controls, but on the inside is just fake string and gears. I still get my bananas every day though thanks to the diversity quota system.

      • #165743
        Anonymous
        Guest

        KYS, I’m the real OP here.

        • #165744
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Just get a tripcode if it bothers you. Here, use mine. #facebookOP

    • #165748
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How many Indians are working there currently and will they be fired after this fiasco?

      • #165749
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Many.

        • #165752
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Is that yes to both questions?

      • #165750
        Anonymous
        Guest

        OP here.

        We have currently have an infrastructure team in Hyderabad, but they weren’t impacted by this outage. As stated before, my team lead is working on getting things back up and running smoothly.

    • #165755
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How’s your vacation going?

    • #165757
      Anonymous
      Guest

      how fun is your job? my dream is to do actual software engineering – no matter where. TC isn’t that important to me. What’s the difference between an SWE 1 and an "infra" dev? are infra devs the modern equivalent of systems programmers, or are they just glorified devops/sysadmin?

    • #165762
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Hey, OP! I don’t have any interesting questions; just wondering how life’s been treating you c:

      • #165783
        Facebook OP
        Guest

        Thanks for asking! Can’t complain. Good job and hot wife. However I don’t know if my job is going to last given how long this outage has been going on.

        unless all your tools go down kek

        Kek. You got me there.

        Actual trannies don’t use freaking genderless pronouns. You dumb larper.

        You can be trans and non-binary. Don’t ask me how that works.

        • #165786
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Other scroteMAN employee here (the A with no WLB). How do I get a hot wife while being a tech geek?
          Also, are you in the Bay?

        • #165792
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >However I don’t know if my job is going to last given how long this outage has been going on.
          Hey, don’t worry! I doubt you’ll lose your job; major outages have never really caused massive lay-offs afaik, so you’re gonna be alright!

    • #165764
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How’s the job search is going? You soon won’t have a job. Have a good day!

      • #165770
        Anonymous
        Guest

        LMAO

    • #165766
      Anonymous
      Guest

      OP here. It’s been great chilling with you guys, but I’ve gotta get going. I don’t know who else has been replying as me, but after this message it is definitely not me.

      • #165767
        Anonymous
        Guest

        we can see this is a new IP you lying scrote

        • #165769
          Anonymous
          Guest

          OP here. It’s been great chilling with you guys, but I’ve gotta get going. I don’t know who else has been replying as me, but after this message it is definitely not me.

          OP here.

          Sorry for these people impersonating me. I’m not sure why they would do such a thing. Happy to answer more questions if anyone has any.

          • #165776
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Op here. How did you find a job as an OP impersonator? Any resume tips?

            • #165785
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Op here.

              Please kindly get off my thread.

        • #165773
          Anonymous
          Guest

          no you can’t

    • #165781
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Hackers or intern?

    • #165782
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Don’t think this is completely a DNS problem if you use the IP:
      http://31.13.89.35/
      you get the error page that everyone is getting just faster

    • #165790
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How much is Facebook losing right now

    • #165795
      Anonymous
      Guest

      what kind of engineer? i hope you dont mean a software "engineer" hehe

    • #165796
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What’s your ethnicity?

    • #165798
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Are you allowed to work there while not having a personal Facebook account?

    • #165800
      Anonymous
      Guest

      did you intentionally sabotage them from the inside?

      • #165802
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This

    • #165803
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is there a notary on the campus?

    • #165806
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #165813
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s called a missed key-press but thanks for the you, schizo-kun.

        • #165815
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Not being a shcizo at this point

    • #165807
      Anonymous
      Guest

      fuck you scrote

    • #165819
      Anonymous
      Guest

      freaking lol, a person from NYT on twitter says that they’ve talked to FB employees who can’t even badge in due to the outage.
      https://twitter.com/sheeraf/status/1445099150316503057

    • #165821
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I wonder if an employee did the big fuck you to FB after the whistleblower stuff and pushed that config intentionally.

      • #165824
        Anonymous
        Guest

        If that is the case he’d better have his ass covered because Facebook will sue him until they squeeze the last bit of marrow from his bones.

    • #165822
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Can you fix my printer?

      • #165880
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I can pass a CCIE exam still, code in different languages and still don’t fuck with printers.

    • #165825
      Anonymous
      Guest

      is LULZ down?

      • #165830
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yes.

      • #165831
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I wish

      • #165832
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Of course

      • #165858
        Anonymous
        Guest

        some may have downs yeah… oh you mean the site, my bad.

      • #165919
        Anonymous
        Guest

        yeah it’s been down for months now

    • #165829
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is it true its a smoke screen just to cover the Pandora Papers Scandal?
      I mean its not like the guys are going to get arrested or anything, but why botter us with your shit?

      • #165833
        Facebook OP
        Guest

        Not a smoke screen. This whole outage just calls more attention to it if anything.

        • #165848
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Mobile is likely bigger than web tbh all the indian dudes on the site.

    • #165834
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How often have you fantasized about shooting up your office and going for a high score, and why aren’t you making good on those fantasies today?

    • #165836
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Are you still stuck outside or did they fix the key cards?

      • #165861
        Facebook OP
        Guest

        I’m WFH. Doesn’t affect me

        • #165862
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Has anyone asked you about trannies yet?

          • #165867
            Facebook OP
            Guest

            Lol yes. There’s a chud on my team

        • #165864
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I didn’t really care. Fuck you and KYS you piece of trash for contributing to the biggest threat on humanity that the Facebook platform is.

          • #165873
            Anonymous
            Guest

            How boomer of you

    • #165840
      Anonymous
      Guest

      End your life facebook jannie

    • #165841
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Fuck off moot

    • #165845
      Anonymous
      Guest

      how the fuck do I actually delete all my info from your database

    • #165846
      Anonymous
      Guest

      do you guys do gay bukkakes too or is that just for Zuckerberg?

      • #165868
        Facebook OP
        Guest

        Just for Mark. It’s how wealthy people outlive the rest of us.

    • #165847
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Have you started searching for a new job yet?

      • #165852
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Kek, I really hope Facebosta is gone, so we can move on as society

    • #165853
      Anonymous
      Guest

      how many trannies do you have in your team?

      • #165854
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That has been asked and answered, scrotebrain

    • #165857
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Did you use work.facebook ?

    • #165859
      Anonymous
      Guest

      was it intentional or is everyone just incompetent?

    • #165871
      Anonymous
      Guest

      So how much bullshit is that thot making up for WSJ?

    • #165872
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Get back to work. Facebook is up and running again

      • #165879
        Facebook OP
        Guest

        Ugh…. I know. I don’t want to.

    • #165878
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How long before we can expect to find the network admin that pulled the BGP advertisements face down in a roadside ditch?

      • #165883
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >How long before we can expect to find the network admin that pulled the BGP advertisements face down in a roadside ditch?
        It wasn’t an engineer that bonked up their bgp speakers. A ddos attack spammed their dns cache

        • #165884
          Anonymous
          Guest

          source? this is kinda what I thought, someone has a big botnet and has been beating up service providers

      • #165891
        Facebook OP
        Guest

        Not sure what BGP stands for

        • #165894
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Border Gateway Protocol. Basically the main way routers tell each other what they can reach. You ‘advertise’ networks to other routers, which tells them that you can accept traffic for those networks. Basically something got bonked up in Facebooks core routing and it stopped advertising their networks to the rest of the world, so routers couldn’t figure out where traffic to Facebook as supposed to be sent.

        • #165921
          Anonymous
          Guest

          What corporate engineer wouldn’t know that information?

          • #165936
            Anonymous
            Guest

            OP said they’re frontend developers. It’s fair they don’t know BGP. Even backend devs don’t have to know. Network engineers, they should.

    • #165885
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Since there are so many questions about interviews and getting into MANscrote and whatnot, I’ll ask mine in the same vein.

      What’s the ratio within Facebook of people with CS or other degrees vs the people without degrees? Also, since it’s in Silicon Valley, I sort of expect the local software developer market to be dominated by people who studied either in local Silicon Valley universities or in otherwise top-notch ones like Ivy League or even MIT. Is that the case? How well-represented in Facebook are people from less well-known colleges or even without a higher education background?

      • #165886
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Can’t speak about specific degrees, but Facebooks main feeder universities are Stanford and UC Berkley.

        • #165887
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Oh yeah, I imagined as much, so it’s pretty much local universities, huh

      • #165889
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Used to work at FB. Don’t have a degree. Didn’t even graduate highschool. It’s rare but it happens.

      • #165892
        Facebook OP
        Guest

        The key thing is getting the interview in the first place. If you resume can demonstrate that you have the technical skills necessary, then you should have no problem getting in. Having a degree from a better school makes you stand out but it’s by no means a factor that would eliminate you. If you don’t have a degree at all then you need to work on a project that helps you stand out, maybe something on GitHub with thousands of lines of code that has been forked several times.

    • #165888
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is there any comfy jobs at FAANG ? I just wanna get the money and do little to no work

    • #165890
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Do you take pleasure in making literally everyone in America, and arguably the entire world, collectively dumber?

      • #165893
        Facebook OP
        Guest

        People have their freedom to look up whatever they want on the internet. If they choose to spend that time being scrotebrained instead of reading all of human knowledge that’s available, how am I supposed to stop them?

        • #165901
          Anonymous
          Guest

          When civilization eventually collapses under the weight of 7 billion idiots you’re the first person I’ll strangle to death in the wastelands while smashing your head against a rock yelling "WAS FREEDOM WORTH IT?" over and over again.

    • #165895
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Can you get facebook shit out of oculus and stop them from censoring re4 vr?

      • #165896
        Facebook OP
        Guest

        Facebook owns Oculus. They’re the same company.

        • #165897
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I know but that can be still be possible yes?

          • #165898
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Doubtful

          • #165928
            Facebook OP
            Guest

            Not anymore. Too late. At this point, Facebook has invested more into the platform than the original oculus company.

    • #165900
      Anonymous
      Guest

      WHY IN THE FUCK DO YOU MESSAGE ME "STILL INTERESTED" AFTER I MSG A FB MARKETPLACE SELLER. FUCK YOU

    • #165902
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I run unlicensed win10 inside of VM, how do I get rid of the "activate now" watermark?

    • #165904
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why did you fix it

    • #165905
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Please do the needful and delete Facebook

    • #165909
      Anonymous
      Guest

      do they really need to make these characters black?

      • #165911
        Anonymous
        Guest

        He’s voiced by a black dude; I kinda get it.

      • #165927
        Facebook OP
        Guest

        Why can’t he be black?

        • #165940
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Black people have enough representation already. Also the dynamics don’t make sense. Why would they make black characters as heroes and getting along with the other races in media. When in reality they hate other races. They self-segregate, they want to hide from from the other racial groups.

          So when I’m watching these shows with black main characters. It’s hard to believe it for a second. Black people hate everybody else. They don’t want to participate in society. Why should they participate in pop culture?

    • #165912
      Anonymous
      Guest

      did you do the needful?

    • #165913
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Do you condone data farming from Instagram and WhatsApp without users’ consent?

    • #165914
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why is the Facebook front-end so slow and clunky? Sometimes pages aren’t loading at all and I have to reload everything.

      • #165916
        Anonymous
        Guest

        ads
        thousands of ads

        • #165917
          Anonymous
          Guest

          That shit is crazy, I have a gigabit internet, high-end computer, modern browser, and sometimes pages are just failing. Trying to manage a business on Facebook is laughable, file upload takes ages.
          What an absolute mess, if I were a front-end dev at Facebook I’d certainly not call myself an engineer.

    • #165920
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why is it always BGP?
      It was your own private registrar and it’s all your fault.

    • #165922
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You should quit your job and move into a cabin in the woods of Montana, it’s preferable compared to being a technerd for globohomo.

    • #165923
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Social networks need to be violently destroyed. I straight up support genocide and a world war great enough to throw us back 500 years if it serves to delete the social network cancer from the world

      • #165924
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This.

    • #165925
      Anonymous
      Guest

      gtfo and diaf (in minecraft)

    • #165926
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Joining Facebook soon. Any tips for a new E3?

      • #165932
        Facebook OP
        Guest

        As an E3, your only requirement is really to just complete tasks efficiently. You don’t really need to be concerned with outlining projects or meeting with product manager until E4/E5. Learn as much as you can about whatever platform you’ll be working on so you can demonstrate to your manager that you’ve mastered all the basic by the following year. If so, you should have no problem getting to E4

        • #165933
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Not him. Joining FB as an intern soon (MPK, Summer) . Any pointers?

          • #165938
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Don’t know mucho but please enjoy to the fullest.

            Maybe consider scheduling some, but not a lot of non FB related activities so you can use the time better but still comes across as a person with some real life

            Make friends, spend quality time together, build your network, even with other interns

            Do the actual work too. Understand your manager and org, how do they prefer "impact" to be delivered.

            Just to be on the safe side, don’t choose a unixname that matches a known internet service:)

            If you like it and ur a bit sentimental, shoot pictures of yourself and your desk, buy stuff from the shop etc, make memories

            Congrats for getting the internship anon, enjoy it to the fullest!

      • #165937
        Anonymous
        Guest

        What OP said, plus ->
        -You a burgerfriend? Interview the team before joining!! (Switching teams later is hard.) Choose team on your gut feeling, tenure in team, reorgs around team, how you FEEL about the people, both peers AND manager. Avoid like fire: orgs with perpetual drama or "demanding" environment, managers where you get a weird feeling when talking with them or talk down to you.
        -Study and understand the expectations grid, confirm your goals and mutual understanding with ur mgr
        -Be very cautious if ur a wmn or ur skin color is black or brown, always check URM retention if this matters or applies to you, no joke, you can’t fix it later
        -Nurture personal connections! People and interpersonal relationships are important
        -Network!
        -HR is not ur friend, treat them according to what they are, professionals representing COMPANY interests in the people space. Don’t tell anything you wouldn’t tell your boss

        Assuming ur a good person. (If not kindly fuck off at ur earliest convenience, there are too many already)

        In a good team with a good manager you can go places. I wish you the very best anon, be smart and also enjoy it!

        t. someone who knows things

    • #165939
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why haven’t you done the right thing and shot the office up yet? You guys are destroying the world for profit

    • #165941
      w7-890
      Guest

      serious question OP but what is facebook’s stance on BLM and LGBT? do you genuinely enjoy working there? do the chud employees bother you’?

    • #165942
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I have an offer to join FRL as an E4

      170k salary, 380k stock over 4 years and a 100k sign on. Seattle area.

      Should I take it or try for more? 6 YOE in computer vision (head tracking, eye tracking and calibration)

    • #165943
      Anonymous
      Guest

      y u a jogger?

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