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    • #57391
      Anonymous
      Guest

      only your finest please

    • #57392
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57576
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Is that being served out of an ashtray?

    • #57393
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57502
        Anonymous
        Guest

        if you skip the toast and add egg yolk and onion, this is the perfect chad food

    • #57394
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57619
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I texted this to my mother and she thought it was real. She gave me a gift card for groceries. Kek

        • #57627
          Anonymous
          Guest

          woke af boomer mother

    • #57395
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57429
        Anonymous
        Guest

        ABSOLUTE UNIT

      • #57592
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Do Brits really?

        • #57606
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Just her… only ever her.

          • #57607
            Anonymous
            Guest

            And Indians

    • #57396
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57397
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57477
        Anonymous
        Guest

        is this what it feels like to have a stroke
        I did not expect the Captain Beefheart and T.S. Eliot references though, that’s pretty patrician

      • #57574
        Anonymous
        Guest

        this is fake right

        • #57575
          Anonymous
          Guest

          100% real

      • #57626
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’ll take an order of Guy’s Big Balls for an appetizer and The Blitzmas Beast for the entree please.

    • #57398
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57474
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Wait. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD!??!?

    • #57399
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57400
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57401
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57402
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57432
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Someone married that sad excuse for a person?

        • #57443
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >people paid for this
          This is some struggle plate level shit.

        • #57464
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Michelin level vegan cooking
          >a piece of toast ´pierced by some random leafy vegetable
          And then they wonder WHY we refuse to eat vegan food…

          • #57503
            Anonymous
            Guest

            imagine not knowing what romaine lettuce looks like
            though with how often the poo-in-field slave immigrants infect it with e-coli, i can’t blame you

            • #57506
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >though with how often the poo-in-field slave immigrants infect it with e-coli, i can’t blame you
              >mega agricorporations don’t provide sanitary facilities to field workers
              >h-hey guys, l-lets blame the peon workers!
              This is your brain after being washed by rightwing echo chambers.

              • #57512
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Do you expect them to drive around with a truck with porta potties on the freaking back? People like you, that have absolutely no experience anywhere near agriculture, need to shut your freaking mouths and fuck off. Let me guess, they need to be paid $25/hr with full benefits too? For picking literal leaves off the freaking ground?

                have a nice day, absolutely McFuckinKillYourself you urbanite piece of shit. If the food supply chain collapsed, you’d be dead in 24 hours for advertising you have supplies for people and getting your teeth kicked in by some hungry father.

                • #57513
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >ad hominems
                  >tu quoque
                  >strawmen
                  Know how I know you wallow in rightwing echo chamber pigstys?

                  • #57515
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >bitching
                    >whining
                    >thinks I care what websites he approves of
                    This isn’t Reddit, homo

                • #57596
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  not that anon but id like them to be paid a decent living wage so butthurt urbanites cant buy avocados for 1$ each anymore and actually have to learn to cook locally grown foods.

                  • #57609
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Yes, let’s increase minimum wage so we can increase product prices but then minimum wage isn’t a living wage anymore so we can increase minimum wage and increase product prices but then minimum wage isn’t a living wage anymore so we can increase minimum wage and increase product prices but then minimum wage isn’t a living wage anymore so we can increase minimum wage and increase product prices…

                    • #57612
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      >slippery slope fallacy
                      >strawman fallacy
                      Cute!

                    • #57613
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      I’m just starting to hate the amount of "affordable housing" I see everywhere now. The government is subsidizing wagie Somalians with your tax dollars because Mcscrotes won’t pay them enough money to not be homeless. And the subsidized apartments are literally luxury apartments in my area.
                      >/ck/

                    • #57617
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      most food in conventional grocery stores is artificially cheaper than it actually is because of inhumane practices of farms in and outside of the country
                      all you gotta do is read up on the history of the banana trade. if you think factories keeping the press from entering their facilities to film the treatment of workers/animals just think what it’s like on a banana plantation in South America

                • #57622
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  In 1992 you made $20/hr in today’s money for that job. Now you make $4.50….go sick off a beaner

            • #57507
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Don’t care, it is still a freaking lettuce piercing a piece of toast.

              >Imagine being a vegan chef and proudly displaying that as a "michelin star vegan meal".
              >imagine the bullying that other michelin chefs must do to such a sad excuse to a chef.

              If that is actually a michelin starred restaurant, then they either bought the stars or they were given as a form of virtue signalling so that vegans don’t feel so bad over their food being shit.

        • #57467
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This one’s fake

          • #57499
            Anonymous
            Guest

            vegan cope

            • #57500
              Anonymous
              Guest

              But it is

        • #57519
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >vegan
          >parmesan chips
          fake even vegetarians don’t eat parm

    • #57403
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57406
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Its the tongue that always gets me

    • #57404
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57433
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I would
        It probably tastes better than it looks

      • #57526
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >TONS OF FLAVOR

    • #57405
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57407
      Anonymous
      Guest

      omg this food is CURSED!!

    • #57408
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57527
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Do Americans really?

        • #57539
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s a german show.

          Hopefully put on for the show, but with fatties you never know

    • #57409
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57410
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57516
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Somebody remade the goop in resident evil 7 nice

      • #57517
        Anonymous
        Guest

        thanks this made me clean my kitchen

    • #57411
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57412
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57623
        Re
        Guest

        Holy shit I miss those

    • #57413
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57560
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Can someone explain the mashing?

        • #57562
          Anonymous
          Guest

          She will never explain it, not even to close friends.

        • #57566
          Anonymous
          Guest

          All the flavors at once.
          Like 3 day old chili.

          • #57567
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Chili is supposed to be a blend of flavors while a lot of dishes benefit from contrast. Truth is shes just a fat autistic womanchild. Imagine being seen in public at a restaurant with her. Euch.

        • #57618
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Clearly she wasn’t raised right, and now mashes her food as an adult. It’s like that TV show where someone only drinks syrup or eats potatoes. Product of upbringing.

    • #57414
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57415
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57465
        Anonymous
        Guest

        what is with the freaking obsession with mashing jesus christ
        it’s borderline infantile

        • #57466
          Anonymous
          Guest

          […]

          it’s an identity to her

          • #57478
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Aw, can we not meme her? She looks nice enough, it’s just that she eats weird

            • #57479
              Anonymous
              Guest

              She’s not
              She tried to label the people thinking her food was disgusting as white supremacists

            • #57480
              Anonymous
              Guest

              your heart’s in the right place but cmon, this foodmashing shit’s weird

            • #57481
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >She looks nice enough
              Yeah, she is a 10/10 in bongland.

              • #57615
                Anonymous
                Guest

                lel

            • #57483
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >She looks nice enough
              She is a horrible and disgusting sorry excuse for a human being, she is a freaking bigot and a scrotebrain.

              There is nothing good about her or her personality.

              • #57492
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >she is a freaking bigot and a scrotebrain
                dilate

            • #57489
              Anonymous
              Guest

              she is kinda woke af exposing how scrotebrained modern woke academia is by publishing her fake papers.

              >She looks nice enough
              She is a horrible and disgusting sorry excuse for a human being, she is a freaking bigot and a scrotebrain.

              There is nothing good about her or her personality.

              found the shitlib

              • #57495
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >found the shitlib
                The opposite, actually.

                >she is a freaking bigot and a scrotebrain
                dilate

                I don’t think you people understood what I meant by calling her a bigot…

                She has the awful habvit of calling anyone criticizing her food a "white supremacist", even if the guy is a literal latino or asian.

                She is batshit crazy and a total scrotebrain.

              • #57501
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >shitlib
                >for pooping on a lib
                Dear diary, today I encountered an absolute scrotebrain

          • #57523
            Anonymous
            Guest
            • #57528
              Anonymous
              Guest

              >Liberal: open to outside ideas, or idealizing individual freedoms, rights and liberty, democratic process and free enterprise.
              >Humanist: idealizing the general goodness of human beings, often above or in abject rejection of religion and legal systems.
              Even after looking up all potential meanings of the two words, I’m not seeing any mutually exclusive combinations. They’re buzzwords, but they don’t conflict.
              She eats weird.

              • #57534
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Except that’s not what liberals stand for anymore and you’re using archaic language

                • #57535
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  They definitely stand for individual freedoms, often at the cost of the group… Anyone’s free to call themselves whatever they want. If our labels truly defined us, most people would have to wear a dunce cap.

                  • #57580
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    >liberals stand for personal freedom
                    >at the cost of the group
                    >at the cost
                    Which inherently means they actually stand for restricting personal freedoms for the vast majority, which is absolutely not the definition you posted. Hence, archaic.

              • #57540
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >taking ideologies at face value
                baa baa

                • #57542
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  >Scouring the void between the lines for meaning
                  What kind of animal wears a straightjacket, and knows the face of the void? Kiwis?

                  • #57543
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    farmers are obnoxious narcissists with god complexes

                    • #57546
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      That’s a wide brush you got there. How is it for basting?

                      • #57547
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        pretty good
                        very good for roasting cows

                      • #57548
                        Anonymous
                        Guest

                        How is it for cowed roasties?

              • #57541
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >we need poor people to do the work we don’t want to do
                >let’s pretend we want to provide for illegal immigrants then exploit them in the most inhumane way because they are undocumented
                >oh hey, chicken’s on sale!

                • #57544
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Like I said, if our labels sufficiently defined us, most of us would go by "Idiot."

                  Searching for meaning where none exists defines your findings as null, but applying your thoughts and beliefs to those whose agency and agenda are unknown to you doesn’t qualify you to run film reels.

                  • #57545
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    damn, that’s some great flexibility you got there. i’ve never been able to suck my own cock that hard.

                  • #57588
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    That’s a whole lot of hoop jumping to justify the swindling of desperate immigrants. But I guess everything is “fluid” these days, reality is what you make it.

              • #57595
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >individual freedom
                >democratic process
                >open to outside ideas
                Why is the dictionary fuckin lying to us?

              • #57597
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >individual freedom
                >democratic process
                >open to outside ideas
                Why is the dictionary fuckin lying to us?

                Nobody tell these poor sods about the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea or Antifascist Action or the National Socialist Worker’s Party

                • #57599
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Anyone’s free to abuse doublespeak or flat out lie. It doesn’t change definitions, it just means that the person overflowing with bullshit is indeed full of shit. Important distinctions like that get lost when the entire endgame is arguing on the internet for lulz.

          • #57549
            Anonymous
            Guest

            She added that into her bio after our thread
            Check the shit in the replies to this one
            https://twitter.com/HPluckrose/status/1257322686994214919

          • #57550
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >doglover
            you just know

          • #57571
            Anonymous
            Guest

            What an ugly goblina

          • #57625
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >doglover
            lads…..

    • #57416
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57468
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Deenz on toast is woke af, just not her sorry excuse

      • #57497
        Anonymous
        Guest

        > Bread
        > Low calorie

      • #57581
        slav
        Guest

        there is absolutely nothing wrong with this.

    • #57417
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57510
        Anonymous
        Guest

        godhood achieved. absolutely woke af.

    • #57418
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57419
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57498
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This is essentially equivalent to Campbell’s Tomato Soup

    • #57420
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57518
        Anonymous
        Guest

        would

      • #57570
        Anonymous
        Guest

        not gonna lie in desperate times, a dill pickle, mustard, cheese is alright

      • #57577
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Perfect game.

    • #57421
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57422
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57423
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Seinfeld was off to a rough start and didn’t make much money for the first season.
        Michael Richards was therefore paid entirely in irregular watermelons for that first shaky year and many have speculated this is what fueled his eventual hatred of the blacks.

        • #57425
          Anonymous
          Guest

          herbie hancock
          get it dude?

          • #57427
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Yeah yeah, we all get it.
            Because he had a song called Cantaloupe Island.

      • #57629
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That filename. Well done.

    • #57424
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57426
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Most of that can be salvaged with a knife and the container.

        • #57533
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Nah man it’s gonna smell like car

      • #57437
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >the thing that made me laugh the most in months is a picture of icecream on a car’s floor
        I need my meds.

      • #57486
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >not named Breyer’s
        Remorse

        • #57487
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Woke af anon, still have it in my img folder

    • #57428
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57430
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57460
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Is this mold? I’ve never seen mold that looked like grass, dafuq?

    • #57431
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57445
        Anonymous
        Guest

        WHY

      • #57488
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I always lose

      • #57504
        Anonymous
        Guest

        and this is why you get riped off by mechanics.
        >your car needs its blinker fluid changed

    • #57434
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57435
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57438
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >mom told me a story about how my grandpa used to have my grandma make him mayocake once or twice a year
        >says he loved it
        >says it tastes exactly like you imagine it would
        the 50s were a wild time

    • #57436
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57439
      Anonymous
      Guest

      These are intentionally bad so some of the effect is lost imo

      • #57482
        Anonymous
        Guest

        A real genius here

    • #57440
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57505
        Anonymous
        Guest

        baste and poptardpilled

    • #57441
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57521
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >frank calling

        • #57553
          Anonymous
          Guest

          kekd

        • #57579
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Nice

    • #57442
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57471
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >barefoot merlot

      • #57514
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Ah yes spaghetti a la Tarantino.

      • #57536
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >grabs fork

      • #57628
        Anonymous
        Guest

        footwiki admin’s dinner

    • #57444
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57522
        Anonymous
        Guest

        this is just what scandinavians normally eat

    • #57446
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57447
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57448
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57449
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57490
        Anonymous
        Guest

        BEAN HIT

      • #57494
        Anonymous
        Guest

        BEAN HIT

        AYO DIS sis HITTIN BEANS

      • #57551
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Now you’re thinking with beans

      • #57572
        Anonymous
        Guest

        whats more autistic are the color coded labeled bins for the cutlery

    • #57450
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57451
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57452
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57453
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57454
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57589
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That’s the beat image ever

    • #57455
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57508
        Anonymous
        Guest

        God… I hate Jack. I’m not even a scrote but id butt fuck his soul to death to spite him… But hed probably enjoy that as he enjoys anything that sucks. He and his family must be terminated. They must die.

        I do not understand how his god awful cooking hasnt killed them. They are cockroaches. Bottom feeders. The lowest of the low.

      • #57532
        Anonymous
        Guest

        please tell me he didnt actually
        is he pepsi from salmonella?

      • #57590
        Anonymous
        Guest

        What’s he saying?
        "Ok guys so I have this mostly cooked piece of chicken right look. This is what the flesh of chicken is like. Dont forget to like and subscribe!"

      • #57608
        Anonymous
        Guest

        oh gee i wonder how the stroke happened

    • #57456
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57491
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Gonna cum

    • #57457
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57458
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57459
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57509
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The garden gnome fears
        the refrigerator carp farmer

    • #57461
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57463
        Anonymous
        Guest

        i love peppermint crisp!

        • #57552
          Anonymous
          Guest

          that one shouldn’t be in my food catastrophes folder, it looks tasty, but i’ve never seen it in the store

          • #57554
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I see you are a man of culture as well

    • #57462
      Anonymous
      Guest

      bed time for now (:

      • #57473
        Anonymous
        Guest

        i actually did this once but with the coloured sugar popcorn. was disappointing and safe to say i chucked the rest out

      • #57598
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That looks like something I would eat while drunk or high

        • #57600
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s basically cereal. It works well with caramel corn, or with plain popcorn and a little brown sugar if you plan on eating it quickly.

    • #57469
      Anonymous
      Guest

      do brits really?

      • #57470
        Anonymous
        Guest
        • #57475
          Anonymous
          Guest

          do brits really?

          wtf

        • #57484
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The work of an expert architect for sure

          • #57565
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Kek

        • #57524
          Anonymous
          Guest

          this is just sad

    • #57472
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57476
      Anonymous
      Guest

      test

    • #57485
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57493
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57496
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My girl helen low key kinda smart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efMJuY_PJL4

    • #57511
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57621
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Is that an optical illusion?

        • #57634
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s a wallet.

    • #57520
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57525
        Anonymous
        Guest

        cut the meat too soon

        • #57529
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Nah, I pulled it completely blue from a sear and let it bleed on the gravy mirepoix. My girlfriend also touched up the red to make it look worse, because her drunk, vegetarian mother wouldn’t stop calling.

          This is the end result – bottom of the cuts re-seared, tops left rare.

      • #57530
        Anonymous
        Guest

        this is what happens when you don’t allow your meat to rest before carving it

        • #57531
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It was rested back to cold. The red is the gravy mirepoix with some mid-sweet red wine, and a hack photoshop job to make it look like absolute gore.

      • #57601
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Nah, I pulled it completely blue from a sear and let it bleed on the gravy mirepoix. My girlfriend also touched up the red to make it look worse, because her drunk, vegetarian mother wouldn’t stop calling.

        This is the end result – bottom of the cuts re-seared, tops left rare.

        >this garbage is what the posters arguing with me eat
        thanks for the reminder to always ignore your shitty line cook tier opinions

        • #57603
          Anonymous
          Guest

          How’s online D&D treating you?

        • #57605
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I see meat, potatoes, gravy, salad, and maybe some kind of horseradish. Are you saying you have a problem with white people?

    • #57537
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57538
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57555
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57563
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57564
        Anonymous
        Guest
    • #57568
      Anonymous
      Guest

      […]

      >an adult
      ain’t nobody got time for that

    • #57582
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Oh good, finally a place to post my projects

      • #57584
        Anonymous
        Guest

        One day I’ll figure out how to work images, but probably not today, or the next, or any day after that

        • #57585
          Anonymous
          Guest
    • #57583
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57602
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >wypipo be like "dinner is served!"

    • #57586
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57587
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57593
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #57604
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >hurr durr random food in random setting
      Shitty thread.

    • #57610
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #57611
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’ve had this before at some overpriced hipster ice cream joint, honestly I thought the olive oil on top would really piss me off but it wasn’t bad. It definitely didn’t need the olive oil though. It’s one of those things that just makes you ask “why?”

      • #57633
        Anonymous
        Guest

        At least it isn’t vanilla.

    • #57620
      Anonymous
      Guest

      you’re 1 rep max

    • #57630
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I’ve been waiting to post this again

      • #57631
        Anonymous
        Guest

        very autistic

    • #57632
      Anonymous
      Guest
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