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    • #80084
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Jail has destroyed what little sanity he had left. He thinks he’s jesus christ now

    • #80085
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Isnt that Rachel levine?

      • #80159
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That’s Chris Chan, or Christian Weston Chandler, now Christine, and now in jail for raping his/her MOTHER…

        Laughing about the Chris-Chan thing years ago, I always wonder when the police were going to dig up his basement and find all the missing hookers, dunno if this is better or worse.

        • #80167
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yeah but he’s been in there awhile
          How long will he be in there?
          Jail is second only to hell

    • #80086
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Where’s your source melanoid

      • #80113
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The fucking Kiwifarms. The only place that has ever been a source on Chris and the objectively better site.

        • #80326
          Anonymous
          Guest

          false
          its a shittier version of /cow/, where everyone is a tryhard namefag or cow in and of themselves
          cow was a board so good that leftypol had to sperg about being half of the catalog and get it removed

          • #80327
            Anonymous
            Guest

            /cow/ was actually decent. I wish I’d just gone there instead of ever posting on KF.

          • #80336
            Anonymous
            Guest

            as is most /p4stagists were probably there so leftytalag’s "you will die!" shit would come and play when your name in no one has enough interest the board or the time, the shit that we say, was to bring pew.net under your domain name like every little d00. dildoer was just something that started being more or equal that being on top (a real sh*tslick in an era fulls off that lolol i would like that sht more but pew is really cool. there a bunch out a list i forgot but thats on shizzle and my bad dog
            also shmibbster
            if people were as hardcore on /kotfw we would see even larger growth rate like pEWS i know pWS/wank had to cut its down size or go out lol that guy had a bunch and like 50 kiknames in faggs garden gnome this guy/kid with this kid

      • #80176
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Are you really questioning whether or not Chris is insane? He literally raped his own mother and thinks he’s a woman.

        • #80191
          Anonymous
          Guest

          He’s sane he’s just A) autistic and B) a true and honest incel. Bad combination

    • #80087
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You have a link I trust?

      • #80094
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Is this serious?

        google kiwifarms "chris writes me from prison"

        • #80186
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Imagine being so retarded you use garden gnomegle in 2021. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_letter_from_jail

          • #80388
            Anonymous
            Guest

            oh, i see it now

          • #80418
            Anonymous
            Guest

            kek trannies on suicide watch
            >THEYLL KNOW WERE NOT VALID
            >OY VEY WE GOTTA SHUT IT DOWN
            >GOD IS A MEXICAN WOMAN NAMED EMANUEL
            >NICE
            >BUT HE MENTIONED AN AGE OF CONSENT
            >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
            >CHRISCHAN WILL RUIN EVERYTHING REEE REEE REEEEEEE

        • #80381
          Anonymous
          Guest

          do you have a link for heterosexuals

    • #80088
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Is this serious?

    • #80090
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #80104
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Is he even an autist? He’s gone schizo.

      • #80111
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’ll be honest
        it is unnerving that the hand writing looks almost exactly like mine.

        • #80115
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Jesus fuckin christ man, Chris keeps finding deeper ends to go off. If he sees the inside of a prison I’ll consider it a miscarriage of justice. Dude needs an institution.

          • #80421
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Barb loved getting fucked by his big cock, he fucked her snoichu style

        • #80117
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It’s just autism handwriting dude.

          • #80122
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Still pretty weird to me tbh.

        • #80154
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Same…

      • #80120
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >the events of my life can compare with only one other person throughout history: Jesus Christ

        holy fucking shit
        he’s honest to god lost what little of a mind he had left.
        >edit my photo to have brown hair and a brown beard and I look just like a drawing of him
        fukken lost
        even in this, his darkest hour, he is a lolcow beyond compare

      • #80121
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Reading this was a acid trip.

      • #80129
        Anonymous
        Guest

        At least he thinks he is a man again

      • #80139
        Anonymous
        Guest

        OMG is Chris Chan going to be the antichrist?

        • #80192
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The anti-chris

        • #80233
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The Auntie-christ

      • #80161
        Anonymous
        Guest

        He’s right, him being the most documented human in history makes him the protagonist of the earth by default.

      • #80181
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Oh boy.

      • #80189
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >my attorney, david Heilberg
        2 FUCKING SENTANCES IN AND I’M ALREADY CONVULSING

        • #80194
          Anonymous
          Guest

          anon we’ve been laughing about this for over a month already, do keep up

        • #80211
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Is this guy it? I pity the case he has to deal with.
          https://www.heilberglaw.com/

          • #80221
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Yes that’s him.

      • #80195
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Wish I was more surprised…

      • #80196
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Can’t be him. Far too coherent and readable, Chris writes at a pre school level.

        • #80210
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Well he did seem pretty calm when he was being arrested…

        • #80213
          Anonymous
          Guest

          That’s exactly how Chris writes. But Chris is also a retard and this is definitely the result of someone coaching him on "how to pretend to be insane for your court defense". A judge would roll his eyes at this because he sees it every time someone’s too stupid to listen to their lawyer telling them it’s a retarded idea.

          • #80384
            Anonymous
            Guest

            I’m stuck on the part where Chris tells his lawyer that if you alter his photo to look more like Jesus then he’d resemble Jesus.

            I don’t know man. Faked or not the guy is more than autistic and he needs a psych ward before the dimensional merge

      • #80201
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Stuff like this is why he will never be topped as a cow.

      • #80205
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Okay, so if I read this right, he
        >claims he’s Jesus
        >acknowledges stealing funds
        >claims he was healing Barb like Jesus healed the sick (lol)
        >says any who judge him will soon face judgement day
        He’s just torpedoed any attempt he could make for an insanity plea because he’s accurately identified the reasons he was arrested and the parties involved in his crimes.

        If he doesn’t commit suicide, it’ll be interesting to see who he becomes when he’s separated from the internet for a couple years.

      • #80207
        Anonymous
        Guest

        holy shit

      • #80222
        Anonymous
        Guest

        HEIL BERG.

        SEIG HEILBERG

      • #80225
        Anonymous
        Guest

        He’s beyond gone. He should’ve been thrown in jail ages ago, how the fuck did they let a guy like this roam the streets all these years?

        • #80231
          Anonymous
          Guest

          He’s not a typical menace to society. The occasional acting out and maybe hitting someone? Big fucking deal. If he’d caused great bodily harm, then maybe he should’ve been locked up before now.

          And yes I’m aware of the Snyder incident and the mace incident. I don’t consider either of those "great bodily harm".

          • #80255
            Anonymous
            Guest

            He raped his own mother.

            • #80262
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Which is why he’ll probably do some time NOW.

            • #80263
              Anonymous
              Guest

              She was asking for it

            • #80283
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Bitch had it coming!

              • #80287
                Anonymous
                Guest

                >Carlos magic school bus meme

                Why did this happen? Why would someone put that on their image macro?

                • #80300
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Zoomers love useless labels more than anything.

          • #80265
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Uh, cock and balls? Balls? Cock? Cock and balls? Huh? Cock? Balls? Yeah, that’s how to put it.

            How to do it:

            Put the dick-side down and spread the balls.

            Use both hands to pull down on each side of the balls (that’s where they say cock and balls) to lift them to the side.

            Put the penis into your vagina.

            Once in, squeeze your vagina firmly around it.

            You will feel it going in easier.

            You’re using the G-spot and it’s that time of the month.

            Do a few thrusts in and out of your vagina.

            Get it in about 2/3 of the way in and then stop.

            You have to keep going until you feel a nice feeling and it may take a while.

            Do this for a few minutes, until you feel a good feeling.

            Then, stop and pull out.

            Use lubricant.

      • #80226
        Anonymous
        Guest

        So who wants shoop Chris to look like Jesus so we can compare?

      • #80257
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Lmfao holy shit thanks

      • #80270
        Anonymous
        Guest
      • #80276
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That’s almost as bad as a Biden interview.

      • #80288
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The absolute state of this manipulative and rrtarded faggot. He isn’t a victim, he is a predator

      • #80291
        Anonymous
        Guest

        for being a sperg his writing, choice of words, etc is surprisingly good. very clear, easy to understand, conveys his thoughts very well. i’m impressed.

        • #80294
          Anonymous
          Guest

          diverse folk and zoomers set the bar too low for you anon

        • #80297
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Once Chris is past three months inside I expect him to be more or less lucid. Though it might take longer if he has TV access and it’s gay shit or the news.

        • #80321
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I think it’s more impressive when you consider all he’s done since he was born is play video games. Chris clearly has a pretty high verbal IQ, too bad his autism makes it useless.

        • #80328
          Anonymous
          Guest
          • #80334
            Anonymous
            Guest

            hardly any bad spelling either. Wasnt chris known for his piss poor grammar

      • #80293
        Anonymous
        Guest

        i wonder what his attorney David Heilberg thinks about this

        • #80295
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Ugh what the fuck. Now I have to read this and deal with it. What a fucking idiot.

        • #80329
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >this could help with an insanity defense

      • #80308
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Shitty handwriting, didn’t read/10

        • #80311
          Anonymous
          Guest

          If you’ve used a jail pen before then you’d know it’s a fucking miracle to write anything that can be read with them

      • #80317
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Weird. Had a thought that Chris Chan really was Jesus, and decided to reincarnate as such a pathetic excuse for a human being in order to test people’s morality.
        You laughed and ridiculed Christ, you fucks. Stop reading his shit now and repent.

      • #80351
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >mfw Chris Chan has similar handwriting than mine.
        How fucked am I?

      • #80354
        Anonymous
        Guest

        If you’re wondering what Chris is talking about when he says he’s the central camera out of all other cameras, then check out Fractal Brain Theory. The biggest mysteries in life are the first person conscious experience and God. Maybe they are the same mystery? You can skip to 1:28:00 and watch like 10 minutes for the big picture stuff.

      • #80367
        Anonymous
        Guest

        someone that isnt lazy or halfarsed enough may do well to remove the chan glasses and provide the jesus beard and then, yes, they are identical at least, the new messiah! Jesus himself, yet captive, for fuckin’ his mum

      • #80371
        Elsa of Duzzind Pass
        Guest

        >when you think Chris Chan can’t possibly get any crazier

      • #80374
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Was it autism?

      • #80391
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I truly believe he has a Legion of demons living inside of him to be an interment of destruction on the earth.

        • #80401
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Yeah he must have a shit ton of parasite demons in him. A whole synagouge of parasites even!

          • #80403
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Yea mind control fungi, CIA MKULTRA microwave brainwashing, STDs causing encephalitis, and parasites.

      • #80394
        Anonymous
        Guest
      • #80396
        Anonymous
        Guest
      • #80411
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Man the internet really fucked this melanoid’s life up.

    • #80091
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >he

      • #80099
        Anonymous
        Guest
      • #80103
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yes, he was born a male, such as you, because you will never be a woman, you will be, forever, a man, failed and gay, but still a man.

        • #80109
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >gay

        • #80362
          Anonymous
          Guest

          the ass parasites will keep him gay

          >he

          the ass parasites will keep you gay

      • #80107
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Correct

    • #80092
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #80279
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Sounds like catcher in the rye met the book of revelation.

      • #80389
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Is this a high IQ play to get an easy sentence based on insanity?

        • #80393
          Anonymous
          Guest

          It would be ridiculously stupid. Psych wards in USA are hellholes for the most part. People so crazy they stick food up their cunt or poopyhole, or try to suck snot out of each other’s nose. Smash radios and TVs because they’re talking to them or watching them. It’s sad and depressing. You won’t get any privacy obviously. And the drugs they’ll put you on make you sleepy

          • #80398
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >People so crazy they stick food up their cunt or poopyhole
            as opposed to fucking their own dementia-ridden mothers, then claiming they are Jesus H. Christ reincarnate?

            • #80405
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Oh I think Chris deserves to be in a psych ward for the rest of his life. But let’s be real Chris isn’t avoiding punishment by going to such a place. That’s why I don’t under the coaching angle. Chris would probably like solitary confinement so long as he had some toys and video games

          • #80400
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Psych wards are at least 100 years behind technology and the actual causes of mental illness.

            99 percent of mental illness are caused by STDs, fungus, parasites, or low IQ with a poor environment and combined personality. In general most people dont get appropriate medicine and get psychotheraputic medication which has nothing to do with the problem.

            It’s like getting pain medication for a stab wound. Sure, the symptom goes away but they haven’t really dealt with the main issue causing the health problem.

            • #80409
              Anonymous
              Guest

              redpill me on mental illness caused by fungus

              • #80417
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Theres 50 some odd types of dimorphic fungi that lay around like black mold. Cryptococcus and blastomyces are common on the west coast. Most people have immunity to these things until they get a herpes virus and then the yeast converts into a fungus likr skin infection thats inputs spores into melanin. The melanin confuses the spores for neurochemicals and sends it to the brain where it populates and then comes out over a few months times a bit like rabies to cause various mental illness and strange behavior and obsessions.

                On scholar google you can search up herpes and cryptococcus and see that each and every type of herpes specifically is designed to allow these various fungi, including hay fever, into the brain. They feed on estrogen for their sexual cycle in the brain so when they release spores they cause more mental problems.

                A lot of women have mental issues that are more severe because of their estrogen cycle.

                Thank you have nice day.

                • #80420
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Cont.

                  It acts like a parasite and sheds yeast and capsids into clothing or other people through the lymph nodes during sex and often appears like a herpes rash.

                  Itll also cause women to have ‘fungal acne’ around their period due to the surge in estrogen.The cysts/acne contain spores that are expelled from the brain through the major sinuses. If you take a look at a map of the sinuses youll see their acne is limited to the lymph node tract and clusters about the tract and real acne can be distributed anywhere.

                  • #80422
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    The medication to prevent it from reaching the brain is very cheap and under prescribed.
                    Only a few thousand prescriptions are given every year for something that effects 300,000 people a year and sends 30,000 people to the hospital with serious cardiovascular complications along with severe psychotic breaks.

                    • #80426
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      PUT THE CURE ALREADY.

                    • #80431
                      Anonymous
                      Guest

                      What is the medication though.

                • #80423
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  HOW DO I STOP THIS?

                  • #80428
                    Anonymous
                    Guest

                    Theres a huge class of drugs called azoles that actually easily prevent and kill it.

                    Mental illness is completely reversible and it cures most forms of mental illness after a few months of low dose treatment,

                    Fluconazole, diflucan, itraconazole, miconazole, etc

                    The hardest part about getting treatment is convincing a doctor to give you the medicine. They are literally the most toxic and ignorant group of people about this issue and will commonly just shift you to a psychiatrist for mental issues caused by these diseases. Likewise the psychiatrist isnt educated at all in the subject and will ignore you because you’re crazy.

                    So good system we got going. You can open your own business as a laboratory and get access to these chemicals for research without having to be a doctor. Thats the only other way.

                • #80430
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Thanks, I have herpes so now I’m aware of a new way in which I’m garden gnomeed.

        • #80397
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I’ve got three theories:
          1. Chris has been coached and thinks that by pretending to be crazy he can get away with this.
          2. Chris just spontaneously came up with this as a result of having a psych eval.
          3. Chris is just way too into the Bible right now because it’s the only book he has.

        • #80419
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Psych wards are worse than prisons. If you think being mildly pressured into getting a vaccine that kills one in a million people is bad, imagine being held down and force fed pills that turn your brain into mush while the psychiatrist decides you’re never able to be released arbitrarily.

          It amazes me how even now /poo/ isn’t woke to the inherent authoritarianism and illiberalism of the medical establishment.

    • #80096
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #80162
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Kek did he just compare the kiwifarms guy to fuckin Judas?

      • #80200
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Null is Judas.
        lul

      • #80272
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Barbie chan

      • #80296
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >claims to be Jesus
        >experienced intense torture and died while nailed to a cross
        >the van was majorly uncomfortable
        Ppffft

      • #80406
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Oh shit, there’s more. Can’t we get that melanoid Geno to narrate it for us?

    • #80095
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Nah, Chris has been divorced from reality ever since the Idea Guys saga

      • #80105
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yeah. Plus the stress of being temporarily homeless. He’s actually not owning up to what’s been done, it’s a kind of shock state, he’s dissociating after this month using busyness to distract himself. Once he realises that the worst possible existence out of his choices for life apis now upon him he will be in for a ride.

        • #80128
          Anonymous
          Guest

          That’s the thing tho, he never will. He’ll just retreat further into the Sonic and rape mental palace

        • #80135
          Anonymous
          Guest

          He’ll never own up to what he did. He hasn’t changed even with the countless chances he’s had, he has only degenerated more and more. The guy is nearing 40, his life has long been over.

    • #80098
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Will it end up being a female prison for this sperg? Or is his state he’s being charged in an anti trans state? I’d love to hear he got locked away with women. Be the biggest kek ever

      • #80286
        Anonymous
        Guest

        he’ll probably be put in a mental home. as much as I’d like to see him in gen pop, he would be slaughtered by those stronger, and he’d rape anyone weaker

        • #80292
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I would eat my fucking shorts if classification puts him in general population, there’s no fucking chance. He’d walk up to the first black guy he sees and start talking about Sonichu

    • #80100
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >now

    • #80101
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #80114
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This dumbass better be planning to plead guilty, cuz he just confessed to fucking Barb there.

      • #80136
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >chris chan
        >not christine

        hahahaha he’s tired of being a troon

      • #80137
        Anonymous
        Guest

        this is honestly really fucking sad

        poor bloke has to make himself Christ to make it okay that he raped his mom

        • #80216
          Anonymous
          Guest

          W3ll, technically Jesus did fuck his own mom too if he’s both the father and the son so there’s that I guess…

        • #80254
          Anonymous
          Guest

          The only thing he’s had to read in solitary has probably been a bible, that’s likely why he leaned into that so hard. Imo

      • #80141
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Institutionalized arc with a antichrist ministory. Final arc is going to be the best.

        • #80144
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Chris will lead a revolt like "One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest"

      • #80146
        Anonymous
        Guest
      • #80155
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >*sigh*
        Upset me more than anything else he wrote

      • #80164
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Holy shit

      • #80165
        Anonymous
        Guest
        • #80193
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Even locked up in solitary confinement 24 hours a day he still can’t keep this retard from fucking up.

      • #80212
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Good God lmao

      • #80217
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >yfw chris is the antichrist
        >yfw the final installment of chris-chan’s saga is him battling jesus during armageddon

      • #80223
        Anonymous
        Guest

        paranoid schizophenia is a super power

      • #80358
        Anonymous
        Guest

        LMAO Ive never seen a more MKUltra’d faglord

        How do you guys not see that hes being brain warped to think hes jesus? Thats the most common script in brainwashing they use.

        Its like how indians use a 500$ walmart gift card return scam to unlock your computer. Its their number 1 go to.

        • #80370
          The Red Barron
          Guest

          Honestly who is at fault, the melanoid in jail
          or the jailor, when he takes the jailor’s command?

          melanoid, also look how desperate you are you’re projecting someone should give you 500$ lmao get a job fag

          • #80375
            Anonymous
            Guest

            i don’t play in public or go with melanoid ass friends that ain the end for all of the jail bitches i put it down the day, i tell em we are here
            right we going do, what should do that should be there with those guys? ncacass can be one thing that has a huge hand role from the outside on us black fives you and all the jail nigra. nigralaws to give black dudes something so all i think like do like my mom tell every
            one when people call me like white trash get
            my hand
            cause one or so many that a little nigrade in one or some how have a good connection out with his
            prison friend if someone does

          • #80390
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Are you vaxed or something? Your reply didnt make any sense.

            Besides MKULTRA uses microwave directed NLP. If you dont know what it is then you think they’re your own thoughts. It forces you to get excited about them.

            I would know as a failed MKULTRA assassin.

      • #80372
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Being Jesus H. Christ Himself is no valid defense before The Law.

        […]
        Does his lawyer know about this?
        I would be pissed

        You are the lawyer.
        The fuck do you even start with this shit?
        Insanity is his best plea at this point. Not to mention, probably entirely applicable.

        • #80380
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Being Jesus H. Christ Himself is no valid defense before The Law.
          hes not concerned about the law, dont you understand? the law is the law. it will turn out the way it will turn out. no, chris places his faith in the lord. we shall see how this turns out.

          • #80386
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >we shall see how this turns out
            in the ECT ward, would be my guess.

      • #80408
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The stone the builders rejected has become the cornerstone;

    • #80106
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Looks like a middle school art teacher.

    • #80108
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Kek typical delusional Christcuck

    • #80110
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He. He came to suffer for the sins of post-modern America. Only in Chris can we be redeemed

      • #80131
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I’ll believe it when he dies and comes back straight, thin, attractive and sane.

        • #80148
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Now that would be a happening. Imagine Chris taking on all the sins of the world by literally being a mother fucking tranny and embracing all forms of degeneracy only to die an rise again.

          • #80150
            Anonymous
            Guest

            *and
            also kek at that ID

          • #80206
            Anonymous
            Guest

            FagofCalifornia ID kek

            Saved

      • #80269
        Kike-Hunter 9000
        Guest

        This.

    • #80112
      Anonymous
      Guest

      For the record, he looks nothing like Jesus. Jesus was also 6’0" (very tall in his day), and fit, having done a life of craftsmanship and hard labor.
      Just saying.

      • #80404
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Nigga, Jesus was a gnomish peasant, he was probably 5 ft give or take a couple inches

    • #80116
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >used to be fun to fuck with chris back in 2008 or 2009
      >he was a generally happy dude who was a bit off
      >life was a train wreck but he genuinely seemed okay with it all
      Then bob died, the house burned down, he kept getting older and fatter. Now it’s just kinda sad. A handful of sadistic fucks over the years making him do insane, illegal, and stupid shit. He hasn’t really changed mentally but the trolling certainly has. He used to just be an eccentric autist who did weird, funny shit. Now he’s talking about being a CPU goddess (whatever that means) and the real world merging with his made-up reality. But he’s nearly a 40 year old man whose mother is on her deathbed and he has no hope of holding on to that normal life once her share of money dries up. And this was before his latest arrest for incest.
      Idk bros… It’s just not fun anymore. And it hasn’t been fun for at least 10 years.

      • #80127
        Anonymous
        Guest

        It’s reflective on how shitty the Internet has become over time.

        • #80133
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This. Normies ruined the internet and turned this autist into this mess.

          • #80309
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Bruh there’s gotta be a way out of this despair and antagonism spiral.

            • #80313
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Jesus is only way out of this madness.

              • #80316
                Anonymous
                Guest

                This. Jesus is the only way forward.

      • #80332
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >bullying him for almost a decade
        >he was still a charismatic, quirky and funny dude to look at
        >started to join and partake in leftist activities for like 4 years or less
        >lost his shit and strays further from reality, like something out of a horror movie
        Really makes you think

      • #80339
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >66
        WITNESSED
        >tfw hardly laugh any more

      • #80342
        Anonymous
        Guest

        He could’ve been a black mirror episode. Would’ve been good too kinda Truman Showesque

      • #80347
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The dude is like mentally disabled, he was always going to end up institutionalised. Only his father could prevent it

        • #80348
          Anonymous
          Guest

          tbh all Bob could have done is kept Barb away from Chris for her really fucking weird and touchy behaviour with him (the sleeping in the same bed as Chris, and making him cuddle her at night even when he was like 11), and then beat Chris and make him become a fuckin priest or something. Giving Chris internet was the biggest mistake the Chandlers ever made.

      • #80424
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The incest is the best part, just love thinking about Chris’s big feminine balls smashing against barbs frail old ass

        • #80429
          Anonymous
          Guest

          daddy gives this pretty girl his cum shower he likes to show those tiny dickless bitch’s with his seed as its coming back it can burn on a cold sunny night I know because he did shoot right into Molldonton my daughter in to and its just hot that his is over a sixteenth he says and if your a pussy boy thats your fucking end no cum eating this old bastard right there, there you sona the biggest of the bigs now bitch you were warned not worth to to make with those pathetic boys because their old old daddy wants to show mom, he does mom, he dont play when comes on home she gonna to have pay off you with money. the pussy dont got balls this, bitch she want’s a cock instead so he did his dick on down then give she does, bitch this a you you got dick a big dick bitch so big daddy dick its over twelveinch, how to measure is this way mom fuck that it in her pussy

          • #80433
            Anonymous
            Guest

            The incest is the best part, just love thinking about Chris’s big feminine balls smashing against barbs frail old ass

            I wonder if he used a condom and just cummed in barb or did he pull out and cum on her tits, he’s already a better lover than the lumberjack because he made barb cum so much

    • #80118
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >He thinks he’s jesus christ now
      Imagine unironically thinking that CWC isn’t the reincarnation of Christ sent here to live a difficult life for all to see and eventually cause societal upheaval due to the abusive treatment of said individual.

      • #80147
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Gay
        >Tranny
        >Poor
        >Dumb
        >Deviant
        >Liar

        Yes, definitely the God of the Pseudo-garden gnomes.

      • #80151
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >could easily be one the Supreme Court
        The only cure for stupidity is death

      • #80177
        Anonymous
        Guest

        [video src="https://webm.red/K5K3.webm" /]

        >So the US Supreme Court may have to decide if it’s legal for a man to rape his demented mother if he identifies as a woman

        Current Year…

        • #80242
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Agrubglguhrgrjlegrghgaihhgjhrurgehrhurgh

          Fuck.

        • #80246
          Anonymous
          Guest

          How can anyone think this is an acceptable medical practice?

          • #80249
            Anonymous
            Guest

            They thought lobotomy was acceptable for awhile too.

            • #80260
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Chris definitely makes a compelling argument for its legitimacy.

            • #80274
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Funny, because lobotomy is a working, if not ideal, solution to the transgender crisis.

          • #80427
            Anonymous
            Guest

            nobody will look back on it and think we were crazy fucks, because we ARE the future.

        • #80302
          Anonymous
          Guest

          how the fuck can they smile in awe as they look at a literal gaping open wound?

          • #80305
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Loaded up on painkillers. You could be looking at the stumps that used to be your arms and smile.

        • #80306
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Oh my fucking god that’s so hot. Imagine the smell of that room… I’m so erect I could pop a blood vessel.

        • #80312
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This guy is pissing himself.
          now you won’t be able to unsee it.
          look at 0:07

          • #80315
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Chris-chan did nothing wrong. His heart may be in the wrong place, but he has been very helpful.

            I’m not saying Chris-chan is perfect, I think he’s pretty good at what he does. The idea that he isn’t is just that bad people should not be treated better than good people, and I wouldn’t want a situation where some good people get treated better than others because of prejudice, even if it is misguided.

            So yeah, I don’t see why he’s being treated differently than the rest of us.

            That whole "he raped one in person, but not with malice aforethought" thing is kind of a double standard that I don’t think makes sense.

            It seems like he’s still responsible for it – the first degree rape charge is very similar to that which he would face if he caused a rape accident with malice aforethought.

            I don’t see why there needs to be any double standard. A good person shouldn’t get treated differently, because one evil person and one good person.

            That’s like saying you should let a serial killer get away with murder because one good person got caught and sentenced to prison.

            Chris-chan raped one person. Why should he get off scott-free? If he was going to rape a family of 6, he should have had to be convicted of premeditated murder in order to justify giving him a punishment.

            What was up with all that "raping a single person is evil, but raping all of a family is ok"? He raped a person, which is what made it an actual rape charge, and not some sort of "not a murder, ok". Just like he said that the "raping a family of 6 is even worse than raping a single person."

          • #80320
            Anonymous
            Guest

            The completely blown out poopyhole worries me more.

        • #80341
          Anonymous
          Guest

          How fucked in the head do you got to be to smile as you see yourself being mutilated right in front of your eyes

          • #80343
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Pain meds, probably valium too.

      • #80184
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Man
        >He
        >His
        Wow, just WOW. What a fucking bigot this Keith Woods is. Trans women are women, Keith.

        • #80253
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Remember that Tranny that set himself on fire in Berlin a while ago?

          The media didn’t know what to call him, some German Anon probably has that screencap of the various headlines, but let me paraphrace :

          Person
          Man
          Transman
          Transwoman
          Human

      • #80197
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This keeps getting WAY fucking better.

      • #80259
        Anonymous
        Guest

        unfucking real. Imagine him ending up in a SC case that has the potential to unravel all the tranny madness. More surreal that Trump becoming president.

        • #80303
          Anonymous
          Guest

          This. I will lose my fucking shit if this happens.

          • #80307
            Anonymous
            Guest

            im sure chris has been on contact with some psycho tranny discords over the years on advise for transitioning. There should be a gold mine of mental illness in those logs.

    • #80119
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Someone here needs to take him in once he gets out of jail.

      • #80282
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why not you ?

    • #80123
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Chris is either going to the loony bin, or he’ll probably get time served for good behavior when his court date comes November 18th.

      • #80412
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >good behavior

        The shit he got into before he was gangstalked was already going over the edge.

        • #80414
          Anonymous
          Guest

          ʤ

    • #80126
      Anonymous
      Guest

      So he identifies as male again? Tranny saga over?

      • #80132
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Probably found out it’s not fun to pretend to be a woman in a man’s prison.

    • #80130
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i mean the romans did think Jesus was ugly and looked like a donkey. Chris might just be the antichrist.

      • #80158
        Anonymous
        Guest

        So much of his behaviour leading up to the repeated rapes of his Mother is Satanic.

        The horrific thing is that he raped his Mom every 3 days for a Month before he got arrested.(And on the third day he rose again…)

        • #80166
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Oh god

      • #80366
        Anonymous
        Guest

        To be fair, the antichrist regularly perverts and mind controls people into situations like this and then brain washes them into thinking theyre jesus. Its a pretty common thing. He then puts them up for display for mockery because thats something the antichrist would do obviously.

    • #80134
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He’s been without his cum stained toys for so long it’s no surprise he’s ascended he’s going to turn water into sonichus

      • #80187
        Anonymous
        Guest

        He "recycled" his jizz by mixing it with Fanta before drinking it and he also kept jars of jizz in the freezer.That was all Chris no one told him to do those things, that was all his turbo autismo narcicismo

    • #80138
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I think this letter is coached, like someone from the outside wrote him and told him to do that in order to shore up an insanity defense.

      • #80323
        Anonymous
        Guest

        plausible. there’s no way he is able to write that coherently while having such delusions while being in his current situation.

    • #80140
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He was always a butthead

    • #80142
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >tfw the Aspergers masterrace finally usurps the beta Autists

    • #80143
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It’s been fucking obnoxious over the years watching chris get a slap on the wrist time and time again when he breaks the law and getting bailed out by someone no matter what shitty life decisions he makes. It feels good knowing he’s in jail facing some sort of punishment for once.

      • #80235
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Why? I mean, you realize he’s an autistic man that was sexually abused as a kid and has been living in a delusional Truman show style social experiment for theater 14 years, right? I don’t really understand how you can have such strong convictions on this one

        Chris will lead a revolt like "One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest"

        • #80379
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >that was sexually abused as a kid
          by who?
          I thought I was was pretty well versed on CWC

          • #80382
            Anonymous
            Guest

            There’s speculation that Barb abused him. There’s no real evidence supporting it.

            • #80387
              Anonymous
              Guest

              In case where his step parent may had not even married another or didn” try in vain to protect Barb with whom David have strong ties to his friends/band, it seems there might still some bad energy around him, some toxic spirit haunting someone.. And for David, may feel responsible cause being away as a good boy to take his life for his "wrong attitude'(I personally do have personal reasons like David mentioned that there’s bad guy haunting) But after such great example(His step Mother(a single Dad)), I rather would agree more with an assumption or possibility and let fate has take their ways…

      • #80273
        Anonymous
        Guest

        you cant punish a retard. The point of punishment is to give a chance of redemption to said individual. You dont punish a child out of spite or anger. You punish a child to teach them their actions have negative consequences. Chris is by all means a child in a 40 year olds body. He is incapable of learning from his mistakes.

    • #80145
      Anonymous
      Guest

      it’s pretty common to get a bible when you’re in solitary, and in typical turbo-autist fashion, chris obsessed over it to an insane degree.
      nothing out of the ordinary for him here.

    • #80149
      Anonymous
      Guest

      So is Chris going to be the antichrist?

      • #80157
        Anonymous
        Guest

        What would Chris Chan’s apostle form look like?

      • #80369
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Chris is one of the many works of the antichrist and the depraved deviancy he causes.
        He perverts all thats good and moves people to degeneracy like being a huge faggot or worshipping the system for money.

    • #80152
      Anonymous
      Guest

      *sigh* Judas stress *sigh*

      • #80163
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Judas sold Christ for silver coins
        >Judas sold Chris silver coins

    • #80153
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Chris is writing Null prison memoirs
      pure kino of the highest order

    • #80156
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Jail is a date worse than death

    • #80160
      Anonymous
      Guest

      ascended lolcow

    • #80168
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Your gay mafia had many cults and payops about in the past.

      • #80175
        Anonymous
        Guest

        *psyops

        If it involves gibsmedats for some garden gnome, also a payop.

    • #80169
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Oh god dammit, why did I read all three letters. This schizo shit has got to stop.

    • #80172
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Highly unlikely but it could be a dumb attempt at a 4D chess move to plead insanity.

    • #80174
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >no sanity
      his essay clearly indicates he knows how to reason and knows his actions were wrong. role playing is just that role playing. chris is legally sane.

      • #80179
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yeah that’s my read of the Chris letter. Notice in the last page how he pussyfoots around the specifics of what he did and repeatedly insists that it was consensual. If he were insane and thought he was doing a purification ritual, consent wouldn’t be that much of an issue.

        • #80203
          Anonymous
          Guest

          (((You))) are full of retarded rituals without the consent of the involved too, and you are considered sane somehow.
          Well, the guy was related to garden gnomes…

      • #80220
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Holy shit, whenever I think he can’t possibly get any more insane, he finds a way to prove me wrong.

    • #80178
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He will save us all with the dimensional merge

    • #80182
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I didn’t know Kathy Bates was in jail.

    • #80183
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Antichrist confirmed.
      we at the end times now boys.

    • #80188
      Anonymous
      Guest

      happened way before jail

    • #80198
      Anonymous
      Guest

      What did he go to jail for?

      • #80208
        Anonymous
        Guest

        He raped his mother who has dementia, thinking that it was "curing" her.

        • #80234
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Sexing his old and dementia addled mother, and I think bank fraud too.

          That’s just an allegation. They can’t hold people in jail on an allegation.

          • #80335
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Sure they can. It’s up to the state to prove the facts of the case. If I had to guess, he’ll end up saying something incriminating during his trial that will end all doubts.

      • #80214
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Sexing his old and dementia addled mother, and I think bank fraud too.

    • #80199
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You remember that part of the Bibbel when Jesus fucked a senile Mary?

      • #80232
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Christians believe Jesus is God, and also the son of God, so when God fucked Mary technically he was fucking his own mother.

        • #80236
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >God fucked Mary
          this is never implied

    • #80202
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >He thinks he’s jesus christ now
      Excellent. Just what I need.
      I will now worship him as Jesus Christ and say that she appeared to me in a dream and told me not to take the jab or test for covid.
      And that will get me my religious exemption, and everyone will judge me.

    • #80204
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >jail has destroyed what little sanity he had left
      yay :3

    • #80209
      Anonymous
      Guest

      People near him should end his torment

      • #80218
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Been waiting to hear about him getting his ass beat in jail. Plan on putting money on the books of whoever does the deed. A man that based deserves some ramen and sticky buns.

    • #80215
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Digits and Chris-Chan is the antichrist

    • #80227
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Not Jesusica Christ?

    • #80228
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Chris was just short for Christ.

      • #80240
        Anonymous
        Guest

        This is how you check your trains of thought to determine if they are sane. If they are full of puns, the Universe confirms and you’re fine.

    • #80229
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I can prove that trans women are real women with the mere application of dripping water.

    • #80230
      Kike-Hunter 9000
      Guest

      He’s paying for our sins.

    • #80237
      Anonymous
      Guest

      ITS LIKE IT WAS FORETOLD

      • #80410
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Jesus kinda looks like wojak in this drawing…

        • #80413
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >Those last supper feels

    • #80238
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I and several members of kiwifarms are very happy . You see we called the DA in VA and informed him that Chris only identified as a female so he could be around females. The very Next day he was moved to a men’s jail.

      fuck that faggot, i would kick his fucking ass if i could.

      • #80337
        Anonymous
        Guest

        How mean

        That gets you off ?

    • #80239
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He’s going to be found non-comp and sent to a mental institution. That’s the way this story arc ends. I wasn’t around for the old /b/ days, but I remember reading all about him on the encyclopedia not long after. His complete imperviousness to trolling is a classic trait of severe mental illness.

      • #80241
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >complete imperviousness to trolling
        melanoid are you retarded?

        • #80266
          Anonymous
          Guest

          No, are you? He never got bothered by the constant trolling but took it in this uncanny stride, like it bounced straight off his head or his ears heard it as birdsong compliments.

          • #80271
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >He never got bothered by the constant trolling
            tell me you know absolutely nothing about christory without telling me

            • #80280
              Anonymous
              Guest

              well like I said, I wasn’t around for the old /b/ days but I know most of the details and have seen him drink cum cola. Wish I didn’t. Please correct me then and explain, because I’ve heard the same as I said from several other anons, but maybe they were wrong too

              • #80284
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Also, is he a regular on the Anons subreddit? If not, should we expect to see him there? I’m assuming he doesn’t read Reddit because he was banned from it, but if it’s not too much trouble for him, could he just write a short summary and give us all the dirty details.

                I don’t think we’d expect to see him on the anons reddit, unless it’s where he gets all the info he shares here

                You’d be amazed by how people can manipulate the media into making them the center of attention. There are plenty of websites that specialize in this. You should read them, they’re just as important. Here’s a fun one:

                I’m sure most of you have heard about the big ‘Cokegate’ thing. Coke has apparently been putting some special stuff into their drinks, to make people more attracted to them and to make them live longer.

                This came up a couple of weeks ago and was widely reported on in the news. However, I’ve heard that the media is trying to discredit Coke with false stories about their product, because they know that people don’t want to drink Coke. And they want to create the idea that Coca Cola is bad for you. Which is a lie, because there is no such thing as ‘bad’ for you.

                You must understand that Coca Cola does not want you to drink their product. They want you to buy it from them and drink it. They want you to pay more and buy their product again and again. That’s how they make their money.

      • #80248
        Anonymous
        Guest

        From autist to nincompoop..

    • #80243
      Anonymous
      Guest

      wasting time following a nobody
      what a an absolute waste of time

      • #80244
        Anonymous
        Guest

        whining about a thread about a nobody
        what an absolute waste of time

      • #80256
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >a nobody
        This guy is going to be put in textbooks in the future.

    • #80245
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Similar stories have played out.

    • #80247
      Anonymous
      Guest

      If he’s Jesus, what does that make Sonichu

      • #80267
        Anonymous
        Guest

        John the Baptist; this is why Sonichu’s medallions lack bodies.

        • #80314
          Anonymous
          Guest

          That’s fucked up

    • #80251
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How the fuck does someone age this poorly? He’s not even 40 yet. Jesus fucking Christ.

    • #80252
      Anonymous
      Guest

      i honestly didnt expect any more lulz but somehow, even behind bars, he keeps delivering

    • #80258
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How on Earth could this stupid retarded fucking waterhead be the next coming of Christ? He’s clearly insane. I am He.

    • #80261
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >the final Chris saga is the also the book of revelation
      holy fuck

      • #80268
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Final chris saga

        Kid, this train doesn’t stop until he’s dead. No matter what happens he’ll be out eventually. This is just a season finale, not a series finale

        • #80278
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >the dimensional merge was actually the never-ending chris saga being intertwined with the book of revelation.
          we’re in for it aren’t we?

    • #80264
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I hope some inmate just Dahmers this fuckers head in with a dumbbell, tired of hearing about this diseased fucking troon, freak needs to die already, nothing but a massive waste of time and resources

      • #80275
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Death is far more preferable to jail
        That would be giving him mercy
        How long is he even in for?

    • #80281
      Anonymous
      Guest

      imagine being this guys lawyer and these handwritten godhand delusions combined with mulling over the "consential" rape of his mother hit your desk

      only thing that came to mind was goofy’s trial:

      >my client did nothing wrong, he’s clearly clinically insane
      >i did it and it was consential!

      • #80304
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Enough to drive one to drink

    • #80285
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Eh, he could probably start a cult if he wanted to. Probably a good career move for him or whatever.
      It would end in disaster as all things do with that poopyhole so….that would be fun.

      • #80289
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Chrischananity

        • #80299
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Chrischanity

          God has a sense of humor

    • #80290
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The real lesson of Chris is that everyone who becomes involved in his life only suffers for it. His parents, the girls he’s pursued, even the trolls themselves.

    • #80301
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The religious really are the stupidest npcs in society.

    • #80310
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #80322
      The Red Barron
      Guest

      Chris must not like jail

    • #80324
      Anonymous
      Guest

      when is this god of mans trial. it will be biblical

      • #80325
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Next court appearance is scheduled for sometime in November.

    • #80330
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I think I know why Chris is making all these biblical references and shit.

      That is probably the only written work that even resembles a piece of literature that he has. I bet he’s been nonstop reading the bible the whole time he’s been there.

      If he starts drawing again after this his new comics could be fucking epic.

    • #80331
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Chris deserves sympathy and pity. I have no doubt in my mind everyone here could have become like him or worse given the right circumstances, he is a man like all the rest of us. Like the possessed man at the tombs he’s a tortured soul bound to man’s worst impulses and drive. Pity Chris and pray for strength, rather than condemn him and celebrate your own state.

      • #80346
        Anonymous
        Guest

        The issue with Chris anon is that he was not moulded by the "right circumstances", by the time he was 10 years old he was too far gone to fix, and his parents ruined him before the internet even found him, hell the trigger for the incest from what we know has been around since Chris was like 5 years old. Chris was gonna do something stupid no matter what, the internet just shone a spotlight on it.

        • #80349
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >trigger for the incest from what we know has been around since Chris was like 5 years old
          Redpill me about the incest trigger.

          • #80355
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Barbra has been making Chris sleep in her bed and "cuddle" with her since he was around 5 or so, we don’t know exactly when it started but it wasn’t happening during his late teens and then until Bob died.

            From all accounts Barb was extremely physical with Chris to a freaky degree, Bob tried his best to stop it but once he was dead there was nothing that could’ve been done.

    • #80333
      Anonymous
      Guest
      • #80359
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Criminally underrated

    • #80338
      Anonymous
      Guest

      That letter just ended any hope to plea insanity. Instead it shows how manipulative he really is.
      Chris really is a retarded Charles Manson.

      • #80345
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I would still give him insanity if I was on the jury

        • #80353
          Anonymous
          Guest

          this you can go through his history, being the most documented man in history as he is, and point out so many times that he is genuinely insane. From mixing his cum into fanta to preserve his "godliness" to obsessing over a girl so much he drew a shitty porn of her in his comics and expected no backlash from that same women. To all the childish shit in his room. Not to mention his magnum opus of his lifework is a fucking comic that just takes copyrighted material and mixes it like a youtube poop to create some bizaroo fiction that he believes is reality. The guy is a nutcase through and through.

          • #80363
            Anonymous
            Guest

            How is his head able (possessor), being how rich this guy clearly still be on today or whenever I get sick for a week that has anything close with an exorcist of "he" on. Also what we find as truth may well have been manipulated (or in today standards of being honest may not just for money-saving. Either we get "fucked aint got n fuck to tell a nd no other truth". A very important statement). To think these are really facts is fucking sick, like it can do wonders not just make yourself less happy on having lived up till like a kid you actually like some part (most sane person have this trait that are even mildly logical will know about this). We as mortals will simply make all manner things possible of human suffering for one cause at some reason or all times no question of how big you get or rich or just that there exists as the way reality works if you get yourself enough shit all this together

          • #80364
            Anonymous
            Guest

            The problem is all the shit that people have done to Chris. objectively horrible evil manipulation and deceit … all for lulz. And all that shit is going to come up in court … bluesprk, idea guys, liquid, galpals, cash clyde, all the chats and payments and gaslighting and absolutely fucked up shit that people have said and done and shared and laughed.

    • #80340
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #80344
      Anonymous
      Guest

      lol imagine being his mom getting this dude fucking sweating all over you going UNGH UNFH UNGFFFHH UNGN UNGFF OH YEAAAH

      • #80395
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I imagine having Chris on top of you pumping his load in you is a bit like this

    • #80350
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >I live in a timeline where fucking Chris-chan has come out as Christ, our savior.
      Fuck me I want to go back.

      • #80360
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Believe me, you want to go forward. It has only just begun. This will be a drop in the ocean compared to what is coming. Shit is gonna get real fucking weird in the next few years.

        • #80399
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I can’t take this clown world anymore, man

          • #80425
            Anonymous
            Guest

            But the show is just about to start!

    • #80352
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My one regret in life is not becoming a cult leader and sending some young, impressionable girl to marry and "save" chris that way I could either watch chris dive deeper into his delusion or watch a young girl slowly lose her mind. Either one would be great entertainment.

    • #80356
      Anonymous
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      Sonichu Yeshua Chris Chan Christenstein

    • #80357
      Anonymous
      Guest

      He’s got those Silence of the Lambs eyes.

      • #80373
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Chris is a psychopath for sure. He was never autistic, just a stupid psycho.
        May he spend the rest of his life in jail.

        • #80376
          Anonymous
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          anyone who is saying this is themselves a sociopathic mental case who is scared to get doxed from all the shit that is about to unravel from this all in court.

          • #80383
            Anonymous
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            life isn’t an anime, steven

            • #80385
              Anonymous
              Guest

              whatever you say joshua

      • #80377
        Anonymous
        Guest

        "It rubs the lotion on the medallion, or it gets the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha!!!"

    • #80365
      Anonymous
      Guest

      wonder how long it took him to lose his anal virginity

    • #80368
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Well Christians, this is the second coming of your savior. Are you ok with this, this is all you have been waiting for, right? Hopefully its not too disappointing.

    • #80415
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Her name is Christina. Her pronouns her she/her. She’s a real woman and she belongs in women’s prison with all the other real women.

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