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    • #164216
      Anonymous
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      >casus belli
      >I wanted that land

    • #164217
      Anonymous
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      It seemed like fun

    • #164218
      Anonymous
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      >your diplomat bowed for 3 seconds shorter than is customary
      >prepare to be genocided

    • #164219
      Anonymous
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      >you forgot to mention title nr.188412 in that letter you addressed to me
      >your towns shall be pillaged and its inhabitants slaughtered, their skulls shall form a huge pyramid, your sons and siss shall be hacked into pieces and fed to pigs while your daughters and sisters will be sent to the whorehouse for free use

    • #164220
      Anonymous
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      >you did not submit to my demands before I even sent the messenger

      • #164317
        Anonymous
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        basically what Austria-Hungary did to the Serbs

    • #164221
      Anonymous
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      >mom said it’s my turn to be king

      • #164268
        Anonymous
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    • #164222
      Anonymous
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      >our borders would look nicer this way

      • #164230
        Anonymous
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        freaking france

        • #164327
          Anonymous
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          I mean the hexagon is a pretty nice shape

        • #164337
          Anonymous
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          to be fair their borders are incredibly aesthetic

    • #164223
      Anonymous
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      >you know, for old times’ sake

      • #164237
        Anonymous
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        Kek

      • #164244
        Anonymous
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        Every Greco-Turk war

      • #164301
        Anonymous
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        woke af

    • #164224
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >My realm is overpopluated

    • #164225
      Anonymous
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      I needed a war

    • #164226
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli?
      >we have a mission to civilize you

    • #164227
      Anonymous
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    • #164228
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli
      >they were celts they had it coming

    • #164229
      Anonymous
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      >I misconstrued a line in a poem you inscribed on a bell 5 years ago as a personal insult
      >Your fief is forfeited.

    • #164231
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli
      >we dont like you doing the same thing as us so we teamed up to genocide you

      • #164333
        Anonymous
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        POV: you’re fighting britain and the Allies ™

    • #164232
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli?
      >I’m Zeus’s son, that’s a good enough reason to Hellenize the fuck out of you

    • #164233
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belly?
      >my blob needs expanding

    • #164234
      Anonymous
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      >god told me to

    • #164235
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Casus belli
      >because Latin’s for scrotes.

    • #164236
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli
      >you took my city a few centuries ago

      • #164253
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >casus belli
        Knock knock Belisaurelli

    • #164238
      Anonymous
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      >our gods demand more sacrifices to keep the sun running

    • #164239
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli?
      >My realm is not a perfect circle to maximize efficiency

    • #164240
      Anonymous
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      >you have gold and I have none

    • #164241
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >One of our former kings was killed in your country a few centuries ago, and these 100,000 soldiers here are necessary to investigate your capital city

      • #164272
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I have to imagine this was just intended as a humorous political insult.

    • #164242
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Because I feel like it.

    • #164243
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli?
      >I had a vision about how your descendants will spam LULZ with turncock

    • #164245
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli
      >you phoescrotes didn’t let yourselves be killed by the desert numids, prepare to get genocided

    • #164246
      Anonymous
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      >I just need a good place to shit

    • #164247
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Casus Belli?
      >The Stalin haters won’t believe any formal declaration of war

    • #164248
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Casus Belli?
      >It’s our moral duty to liberate the natives from their homeland’s resources

    • #164249
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >You overreated to my minor provocation intended to make you react
      >Prepare

    • #164250
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Casus belli?
      >I rolled dice to see if God thought it was okay.

    • #164251
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Casus belli
      >Just wanted to plant my seed in your women.

    • #164252
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Casus belli?
      >You didn’t pay back your grandpas debt from a gift he never asked for.

    • #164254
      Anonymous
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      >casus belli?
      >wants to humble the pharaoh.

    • #164255
      Anonymous
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      >Our rowdy boys were passing through.
      >so i’s guess we just have to.

    • #164256
      Anonymous
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      >the clans needed an external enemy to unite against

      • #164258
        Anonymous
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        >Our internal politics needs a release valve.

    • #164257
      Anonymous
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      >You possess royal purple
      >Thats mine.

    • #164259
      Anonymous
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      >the omens indicated it was time for war

    • #164260
      Anonymous
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      >I just wanted to kill people

    • #164261
      Anonymous
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      >you would do the same in our position

      • #164264
        Anonymous
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        If we didn’t do it, they would’ve.

    • #164262
      Anonymous
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      >The cries of your oppressed people compelled us to install a useful cuck.
      >Don’t thank us. Thank your neighbors.

    • #164263
      Anonymous
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      >NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTFFFFF GIGACHAD, WHAT IN SCIENCE’S NAME DID YOU JUST DO, MANKIND IS GOING TO GO EXTINCT ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!1111111 A gypsy fortuneteller’s prophecy isn’t a freaking valid casus belli for starting worldwide nuclear warfare you freaking scrotebrain!!!!!!!111111111

      • #164267
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Haha. Warhead go *Bo- (flash)

    • #164265
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >I ran out of money to pay my army, so I promised them they could loot a couple of your cities
      >it got out of hand, sorry bro

      • #164271
        Anonymous
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        A problem for so many leaders its funny

      • #164303
        Anonymous
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        30 years war mfs be like

      • #164320
        Anonymous
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        That’s fair

      • #164321
        Anonymous
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      • #164326
        Anonymous
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        Khosrau approved

    • #164266
      Anonymous
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      >reading a history book about the colonization and development of the part of America I live in (New York City area)
      >talks about the wars with the natives
      >says there were numerous small scale conflicts with "obscure" reasons for why fighting started
      This thread might be more accurate than you think.

      • #164269
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >Shouldn’t have broken that contract we made with that random villager that you couldn’t read, brah.

    • #164270
      Anonymous
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      >I was named after a famous warlord, I had no choice

    • #164273
      Anonymous
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      >We don’t accept the Polish declaration of war. The Poles, fighting for their freedom, declared war under the British pressure.

    • #164274
      Anonymous
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      >my council of advisors organized this campaign to distract me from affairs of state

    • #164275
      Anonymous
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      >Casus Belli?
      >We got bored of testing nuclear weapons on random Pacific islands, so we decided it’d be more exciting to test them on your most populated cities instead.

    • #164276
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Casus belli
      >The declaration was a prank, we just wanted you gone.

    • #164277
      Anonymous
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      >you didn’t pay the tribute that was equal to more than your entire country’s annual tax revenue

    • #164278
      Anonymous
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      >Casus Belli?
      >Your daughter invited me here.

      • #164281
        Anonymous
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        >Casus belli?
        >Your general wanted my help

      • #164296
        Anonymous
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        woke af Attila

      • #164313
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Isn’t it actually disputed wether it was a love letter or not?
        The story is hillarious either way.

    • #164279
      Anonymous
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      >Fancy dress people told me I was special.
      >So I’m invading to prove it.

    • #164280
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >You outlawed the drugs we were selling your people against your wishes.

      • #164338
        Anonymous
        Guest

        the chinese had it coming

    • #164282
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >You accused me of murdering my sis. Yes, I did it, but you don’t have the right to say so.

      • #164304
        Anonymous
        Guest

        woke af Bassianus

    • #164283
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >God wanted to be glorified.

    • #164284
      Anonymous
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      >Every up and coming statesman needs a military triumph or two in his early career if he wants to make it to the top.

    • #164285
      Anonymous
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      >We’re the protectors of a religious minority on your land, and a monk stubbed a toe.
      >Prepare.

    • #164286
      Anonymous
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      >We raped and pillaged a little, but you insulted us by resisting, so now we have to rape and pillage alot.

    • #164287
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >you should have surrendered before the first battering ram touched the walls of the city

    • #164288
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli?
      >Dad told me he wanted me to be king on his death bed surrounded by my political allies.

    • #164289
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli
      >We decided your were our slaves before we even encountered you.

    • #164290
      Anonymous
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      >a pig burped twice in a row at noon, this is an omen from the gods that we should annihilate you

    • #164291
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Cassus Belli
      >You have economic resources, be it raw materials or trade routes, of which the potential profit of acquisition outweighs the costs and risks of attacking

    • #164292
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >hegelian dialectics

    • #164293
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli?
      >we were high af and it just sounded funny, lmao

    • #164294
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Your name sounds similar to an enemy. I mixed them up.

    • #164295
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli
      >you stole our bucket

      • #164305
        Anonymous
        Guest

        ravenna and which other city?

        • #164306
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Ravenna was never a city state, it was always under the control of either Venice or the Papal States
          The war of the bucket was between Bologna and Modena

    • #164297
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli?
      >your youngest son, Orlando Bloom, stole my wife

    • #164298
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli
      >I forgot, but let’s fight anyway

    • #164299
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli
      >what is that, why you need such thing?

    • #164300
      Anonymous
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      >I said no touching my railways, didn’t I?

    • #164302
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Casus beli?
      >What’s that?

    • #164307
      Anonymous
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      >casus belii?
      >Ashur demands we wage every year

      • #164308
        Anonymous
        Guest

        >the Eternal Ass*rian
        they deserved the Medes pooping on their corpse

    • #164309
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli? what the fuck is this shit language?
      >look, i don’t like how you speak, so i will just culturally genocide your people.

    • #164310
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >I just really wanted to invade the country next to you

    • #164312
      Anonymous
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      >Yes, I plotted to kill that guy to steal his titles. No, you can’t do anything about it.

    • #164315
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >they look different than us

    • #164316
      Anonymous
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      >You declared war on us?
      >We don’t accept it.

    • #164318
      Anonymous
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      >I saw it in a movie

    • #164319
      Anonymous
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      >I had to intervene for biosecurity reasons

    • #164322
      Anonymous
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      >the young men of the bachelor age-grade warband are getting restless
      >and i promised them some pussy

    • #164323
      Anonymous
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      >we needed wives

    • #164324
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >You raped one concubine, so 60,000 men are going to die.

    • #164325
      Anonymous
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      >One person that speaks my language lives in that city

    • #164328
      Anonymous
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      >our knights had nothing better to do and were terrorizing the peasantry

    • #164329
      Anonymous
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      >we were allies before but you stopped giving us food as we were marching through your lands looks like we’ll sack a few of your fortreses

    • #164330
      Anonymous
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      >I want to fight a war with you just so I can see which officers in my military are incompetent and replace them

    • #164331
      Anonymous
      Guest

      you’re continent is in-between two of our ports and we just invented the rail road

    • #164332
      Anonymous
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      >I needed to test new military tactics and weapons and practice my militaries organization and logistics for future defense

    • #164334
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >causus belli?
      >there was a special constellation and comet when I was born

    • #164335
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli?
      >I want to be called "the Great"

    • #164336
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >causus belli?
      >the intestines of a chicken revealed it to me in a dream

    • #164339
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli?
      >three of our kinsmen live in one of your villages, therefore your entire land is our ethnic clay

      • #164345
        Anonymous
        Guest

        @Putin

    • #164340
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli
      >A pastry shop was looted 10 years ago

    • #164341
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Casus belli
      You destroyed a bakery

    • #164342
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Casus belli?
      You cheated during the football match

    • #164343
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >I have no morals and just desire to expand my power

    • #164344
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >your internal conflicts gave us a good chance
      Karelia in early 20s.

    • #164346
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli
      >You killed my spies

    • #164347
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >you all look funny so i must kill you

    • #164348
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >my 3,000 year old scroll says i get this land so i must genocide and deport you sorry lol

    • #164349
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >your country is too close to one of our cities
      >and you just shelled a border post despite not having artillery in the area and the shells coming from our side of the border

      • #164350
        Anonymous
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    • #164351
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli
      >You have oil. Libtards will complain if gas is expensive or if we invade you. They just dont stop complaining. I have no choice

    • #164352
      Anonymous
      Guest

      literally proschemata

    • #164353
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >casus belli?
      >give me a casus pacis

    • #164354
      Anonymous
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      >casus belli
      >running out of money so I need to loot your entire country

    • #164355
      Anonymous
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      >casus belli
      >One of my ethnic fellows got a glass bottle shoved up his ass. Doesn’t matter who did it, prepare.

    • #164356
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >Casus belli? I’m out of money to pay my soldiers from the last war.

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