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>casus belli
>I wanted that land -
It seemed like fun
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>your diplomat bowed for 3 seconds shorter than is customary
>prepare to be genocided -
>you forgot to mention title nr.188412 in that letter you addressed to me
>your towns shall be pillaged and its inhabitants slaughtered, their skulls shall form a huge pyramid, your sons and siss shall be hacked into pieces and fed to pigs while your daughters and sisters will be sent to the whorehouse for free use -
>you did not submit to my demands before I even sent the messenger
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basically what Austria-Hungary did to the Serbs
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>mom said it’s my turn to be king
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>our borders would look nicer this way
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freaking france
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I mean the hexagon is a pretty nice shape
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to be fair their borders are incredibly aesthetic
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>you know, for old times’ sake
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Kek
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Every Greco-Turk war
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woke af
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>My realm is overpopluated
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I needed a war
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>casus belli?
>we have a mission to civilize you -
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>casus belli
>they were celts they had it coming -
>I misconstrued a line in a poem you inscribed on a bell 5 years ago as a personal insult
>Your fief is forfeited. -
>casus belli
>we dont like you doing the same thing as us so we teamed up to genocide you-
POV: you’re fighting britain and the Allies ™
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>casus belli?
>I’m Zeus’s son, that’s a good enough reason to Hellenize the fuck out of you -
>casus belly?
>my blob needs expanding -
>god told me to
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>Casus belli
>because Latin’s for scrotes. -
>casus belli
>you took my city a few centuries ago-
>casus belli
Knock knock Belisaurelli
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>our gods demand more sacrifices to keep the sun running
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>casus belli?
>My realm is not a perfect circle to maximize efficiency -
>you have gold and I have none
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>One of our former kings was killed in your country a few centuries ago, and these 100,000 soldiers here are necessary to investigate your capital city
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I have to imagine this was just intended as a humorous political insult.
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>Because I feel like it.
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>casus belli?
>I had a vision about how your descendants will spam LULZ with turncock -
>casus belli
>you phoescrotes didn’t let yourselves be killed by the desert numids, prepare to get genocided -
>I just need a good place to shit
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>Casus Belli?
>The Stalin haters won’t believe any formal declaration of war -
>Casus Belli?
>It’s our moral duty to liberate the natives from their homeland’s resources -
>You overreated to my minor provocation intended to make you react
>Prepare -
>Casus belli?
>I rolled dice to see if God thought it was okay. -
>Casus belli
>Just wanted to plant my seed in your women. -
>Casus belli?
>You didn’t pay back your grandpas debt from a gift he never asked for. -
>casus belli?
>wants to humble the pharaoh. -
>Our rowdy boys were passing through.
>so i’s guess we just have to. -
>the clans needed an external enemy to unite against
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>Our internal politics needs a release valve.
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>You possess royal purple
>Thats mine. -
>the omens indicated it was time for war
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>I just wanted to kill people
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>you would do the same in our position
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If we didn’t do it, they would’ve.
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>The cries of your oppressed people compelled us to install a useful cuck.
>Don’t thank us. Thank your neighbors. -
>NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTFFFFF GIGACHAD, WHAT IN SCIENCE’S NAME DID YOU JUST DO, MANKIND IS GOING TO GO EXTINCT ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!1111111 A gypsy fortuneteller’s prophecy isn’t a freaking valid casus belli for starting worldwide nuclear warfare you freaking scrotebrain!!!!!!!111111111
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Haha. Warhead go *Bo- (flash)
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>I ran out of money to pay my army, so I promised them they could loot a couple of your cities
>it got out of hand, sorry bro-
A problem for so many leaders its funny
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30 years war mfs be like
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That’s fair
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Khosrau approved
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>reading a history book about the colonization and development of the part of America I live in (New York City area)
>talks about the wars with the natives
>says there were numerous small scale conflicts with "obscure" reasons for why fighting started
This thread might be more accurate than you think.-
>Shouldn’t have broken that contract we made with that random villager that you couldn’t read, brah.
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>I was named after a famous warlord, I had no choice
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>We don’t accept the Polish declaration of war. The Poles, fighting for their freedom, declared war under the British pressure.
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>my council of advisors organized this campaign to distract me from affairs of state
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>Casus Belli?
>We got bored of testing nuclear weapons on random Pacific islands, so we decided it’d be more exciting to test them on your most populated cities instead. -
>Casus belli
>The declaration was a prank, we just wanted you gone. -
>you didn’t pay the tribute that was equal to more than your entire country’s annual tax revenue
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>Casus Belli?
>Your daughter invited me here.-
>Casus belli?
>Your general wanted my help -
woke af Attila
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Isn’t it actually disputed wether it was a love letter or not?
The story is hillarious either way.
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>Fancy dress people told me I was special.
>So I’m invading to prove it. -
>You outlawed the drugs we were selling your people against your wishes.
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the chinese had it coming
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>You accused me of murdering my sis. Yes, I did it, but you don’t have the right to say so.
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woke af Bassianus
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>God wanted to be glorified.
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>Every up and coming statesman needs a military triumph or two in his early career if he wants to make it to the top.
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>We’re the protectors of a religious minority on your land, and a monk stubbed a toe.
>Prepare. -
>We raped and pillaged a little, but you insulted us by resisting, so now we have to rape and pillage alot.
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>you should have surrendered before the first battering ram touched the walls of the city
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>casus belli?
>Dad told me he wanted me to be king on his death bed surrounded by my political allies. -
>casus belli
>We decided your were our slaves before we even encountered you. -
>a pig burped twice in a row at noon, this is an omen from the gods that we should annihilate you
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>Cassus Belli
>You have economic resources, be it raw materials or trade routes, of which the potential profit of acquisition outweighs the costs and risks of attacking -
>hegelian dialectics
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>casus belli?
>we were high af and it just sounded funny, lmao -
>Your name sounds similar to an enemy. I mixed them up.
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>casus belli
>you stole our bucket-
ravenna and which other city?
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Ravenna was never a city state, it was always under the control of either Venice or the Papal States
The war of the bucket was between Bologna and Modena
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>casus belli?
>your youngest son, Orlando Bloom, stole my wife -
>casus belli
>I forgot, but let’s fight anyway -
>casus belli
>what is that, why you need such thing? -
>I said no touching my railways, didn’t I?
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>Casus beli?
>What’s that? -
>casus belii?
>Ashur demands we wage every year-
>the Eternal Ass*rian
they deserved the Medes pooping on their corpse
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>casus belli? what the fuck is this shit language?
>look, i don’t like how you speak, so i will just culturally genocide your people. -
>I just really wanted to invade the country next to you
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that’s what you get for being a filthy artificial buffer state B*lgium
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>Yes, I plotted to kill that guy to steal his titles. No, you can’t do anything about it.
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>they look different than us
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>You declared war on us?
>We don’t accept it. -
>I saw it in a movie
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>I had to intervene for biosecurity reasons
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>the young men of the bachelor age-grade warband are getting restless
>and i promised them some pussy -
>we needed wives
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>You raped one concubine, so 60,000 men are going to die.
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>One person that speaks my language lives in that city
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>our knights had nothing better to do and were terrorizing the peasantry
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>we were allies before but you stopped giving us food as we were marching through your lands looks like we’ll sack a few of your fortreses
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>I want to fight a war with you just so I can see which officers in my military are incompetent and replace them
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you’re continent is in-between two of our ports and we just invented the rail road
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>I needed to test new military tactics and weapons and practice my militaries organization and logistics for future defense
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>causus belli?
>there was a special constellation and comet when I was born -
>casus belli?
>I want to be called "the Great" -
>causus belli?
>the intestines of a chicken revealed it to me in a dream -
>casus belli?
>three of our kinsmen live in one of your villages, therefore your entire land is our ethnic clay-
@Putin
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>casus belli
>A pastry shop was looted 10 years ago -
>Casus belli
You destroyed a bakery -
>Casus belli?
You cheated during the football match -
>I have no morals and just desire to expand my power
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>your internal conflicts gave us a good chance
Karelia in early 20s. -
>casus belli
>You killed my spies -
>you all look funny so i must kill you
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>my 3,000 year old scroll says i get this land so i must genocide and deport you sorry lol
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>your country is too close to one of our cities
>and you just shelled a border post despite not having artillery in the area and the shells coming from our side of the border -
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>casus belli
>You have oil. Libtards will complain if gas is expensive or if we invade you. They just dont stop complaining. I have no choice -
literally proschemata
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>casus belli?
>give me a casus pacis -
>casus belli
>running out of money so I need to loot your entire country -
>casus belli
>One of my ethnic fellows got a glass bottle shoved up his ass. Doesn’t matter who did it, prepare. -
>Casus belli? I’m out of money to pay my soldiers from the last war.
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