Weird DNA results… what the fuck am I?

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    • #67708
      Anonymous
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      Bros… what the fuck am I?

    • #67709
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Uhh.. Dude..

      You’re a mutt.

      • #67714
        Anonymous
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        A kang of course

        B-bros I was supposed to be an Anglo… I don’t feel so good

        • #67716
          Anonymous
          Guest

          whats the site called you stupid freaking nig- I mean, my dear anglo sweetheart

    • #67710
      Anonymous
      Guest

      A kang of course

    • #67711
      Anonymous
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      >0.1 Roman
      Dude.. we wuz Romans and shiieet.

    • #67712
      Anonymous
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      How do I get my results from this?

      • #67717
        Anonymous
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        mytrueancestry

        • #67720
          Anonymous
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          >600 dollars
          youre a freaking scrotebrain OP

          • #67723
            Anonymous
            Guest

            It’s free at the simplest level. You can upload results from another test, and it’s tailor made for people who want to larp as ancient warriors

            Like me tbh. I don’t think it’s “real” but it’s kinda fun and supposedly they don’t sell your data

            • #67724
              Anonymous
              Guest

              they have some weird samples, eg. i don’t think there’s any confirmed Illyriam sample, just Iron Age Croatians

              • #67726
                Anonymous
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                Yeah, though these should be pretty accurate, since they just compare your sample genome with the ancient sample genome, right? They just need a computer program to match the As Cs Ts and Gs

    • #67713
      Anonymous
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      Half steppe half idk.

      • #67746
        Anonymous
        Guest

        hey op maybe you should try horseriding
        you might be good at it

    • #67715
      Anonymous
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      -Roman
      -Hispano Roman
      -Illyriam
      -Andalusian
      -Ancient Greek
      -Etruscan

      what the fuck am i?

      • #67719
        Anonymous
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        • #67728
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >3/4 roman
          Greaseball detected

          • #67731
            Anonymous
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            Yeah, basicly. And part nafri, balkan and iberian…

        • #67760
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Russian

          Italian

          It’s free at the simplest level. You can upload results from another test, and it’s tailor made for people who want to larp as ancient warriors

          Like me tbh. I don’t think it’s “real” but it’s kinda fun and supposedly they don’t sell your data

          German

          WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IM LITERALLY freaking GERMAN

          Israeli

          bros…
          i don’t feel so good…

          Breton

          so, am i a bar bar?

          French

          https://i.imgur.com/DrEKhc8.png

          indeed we wuz, kinsman

          Irish

      • #67722
        Anonymous
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        A woke af MED BVLL

        >600 dollars
        youre a freaking scrotebrain OP

        Free trial

        • #67725
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >A woke af MED BVLL
          thanks anon
          but

          it’s kind of bizarre lol, like, illyriam?
          And i look like a freaking cypriot or moroccan, don’t know…

      • #67748
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Mycenaean/Etrusco-Italic
        Med bvll literally

        • #67752
          Anonymous
          Guest

          italian

          thanks anons

          • #67754
            Anonymous
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            you’re half steppe, saka and sarmatians are steppe as fuck. Italians have some steppe component but I doubt it is that dominant as yours

            • #67755
              Anonymous
              Guest

              i’m

              anon!

              • #67756
                Anonymous
                Guest

                oh ok sry

      • #67749
        Anonymous
        Guest

        italian

    • #67718
      Anonymous
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      Tatar. You from Russia?

    • #67721
      Anonymous
      Guest

      A featherless biped

      • #67751
        Anonymous
        Guest

        BEHOLD

    • #67727
      Anonymous
      Guest

      WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IM LITERALLY freaking GERMAN

      • #67729
        Anonymous
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      • #67730
        Anonymous
        Guest

        probably gnomish converts lol

      • #67732
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Ashkenazi dude lmao

      • #67738
        Anonymous
        Guest

        dios mio…

      • #67744
        Anonymous
        Guest

        You’re German alright, just not ethnically German.

      • #67747
        Anonymous
        Guest

        maybe the real goyim were the friends we made along the way…

      • #67757
        Anonymous
        Guest

        life comes at you fast anon time for the self hatred spiral kek

      • #67758
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Blessed, move to Israel and kill Palestinians for the chosen people

    • #67733
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I want to see an african do this and see what cope ancient kingdom names they use

    • #67734
      Anonymous
      Guest

      ah yes my favorite ethnicity, byzantine empire. this is definitely not a scam

    • #67735
      Anonymous
      Guest

      a sarmatian

    • #67736
      Anonymous
      Guest

      bros…
      i don’t feel so good…

    • #67737
      Anonymous
      Guest

      la creature mediterranee

    • #67739
      Dirk
      Guest

      Dios Mio…

    • #67740
      Anonymous
      Guest

      so, am i a bar bar?

      • #67743
        Anonymous
        Guest

        indeed we wuz, kinsman

    • #67741
      Anonymous
      Guest

      This is so useless and pointless. It’s perfect for larpers.
      Do they even tell you which sample is which? Like, what is the Sarmatian sample? Or at least which Sarmatian population is this?

      • #67753
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Yes, this is the actual issue of this blog, for instance, my closser match is Collegno23, which was placed was roman, even being a medieval north italian. It’s has some issues with illyriam cause there are no other confirmed ilyriam sample, only some iron and bronze age balkanites that could be greeks or other populations, if i’m wrong, them i’m happy to be closser to Illyriam as wel hahahah

        Also the Etruscan sample, which one was used? I’m talking about this samples cause were the ones i’ve checked

    • #67742
      Anonymous
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      You are the future of men.

    • #67745
      Anonymous
      Guest

      La creatura

    • #67750
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Do I just upload the DNA file to this site?

    • #67759
      Anonymous
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      >2% Cimmerian
      you’re destined to tread the garden gnomeeled cities of the world under your sandaled foot, my son.

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