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    • #106539
      Anonymous
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      Bros……God exists…….

    • #106540
      Anonymous
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      Prove it.

      • #106541
        Dirk
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        You exist, therefore God exists

        • #106563
          Anonymous
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          “God” is just your ancestors and the demiurge, humans conceptualize these things to cope and survive

          The Christian god is the garden gnomes ancestors and a corrupt version of the racially Hebrew god of war Yahweh. By worshiping Christ, and hence god, Yahweh, you are worshiping the garden gnomes and their ancestors

          No wonder why Christians make for the perfect shabbos goyim

        • #106566
          Anonymous
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          >I think, therefore god exists
          uhhh….

      • #106655
        Anonymous
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        What what proof do you have

        Taking the technological singularity to its logical conclusion implies that God exists. God is an AI and we live in a simulation.

        https://youtube.com/watch?v=jxYbA1pt8LA

        • #106656
          Anonymous
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          >God is an AI and we live in a simulation.
          Simulation scrotes are the worsted

          • #106659
            Anonymous
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            >"Why don’t you believe we live in a simulation!!?!? you think our brains are dumb and can know truth!!!"
            >"I hate simulation scrotes!!!"

            • #106684
              Anonymous
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              >Woah! Real life is so much like video games! There’s NPCs and a fully explorable openworld map! You even get to level up your character every year, LOL!

              • #106689
                Anonymous
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                >scrote iq scrote equates simulation theory to video games

    • #106543
      Anonymous
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      Christ is risen from the dead,
      Trampling down death by death,
      and Upon Those in the Tombs Bestowing Life!

    • #106544
      Anonymous
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      God exists and he is just waiting for a reason to exterminate the human race, again.

    • #106556
      Anonymous
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      >"I have the idea of an infinite substance. The idea of an infinite substance can only come from an infinite substance. I clearly and distinctly perceive it to be true."
      >refuses to elaborate further

    • #106557
      Anonymous
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      And his name is….

      • #106606
        Anonymous
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        You.

      • #106629
        Anonymous
        Guest

        JOHN CENA

    • #106565
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I know.

      • #106657
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Umm sweetie Jesus was a trans black woman not blonde

    • #106567
      Anonymous
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      Here’s the proof:

      • #106569
        Anonymous
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        Woke af anon understands existence itself is proof of God’s existence.

        • #106591
          Anonymous
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          if it were then god is infinite. if god is infinite, then godless existence can be infinite.

          • #106592
            Dirk
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            You’re confusing existence and self existence

    • #106603
      Anonymous
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      What kind of Christian am I if I believe God exists, but I don’t want to ask him for shit?

      • #106608
        Anonymous
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        Prayer is a meme, it’s origins come from Athenian thinking rituals

        • #106609
          Dirk
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          Did you mean to assert that Athenian thinking rituals predate the book of Job?

        • #106614
          Anonymous
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          >Praye was invented by the Athenians
          Anon…….

          • #106630
            Anonymous
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            Catholic prayer yes, gnomish prayer is different but it also has its origins in thinking/meditation rituals of ancient Babylonian origins

            https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meditation
            Prayer = meditation/thinking
            Athena = goddess of wisdom
            Athena worship = thinking, strategy, calculation etc

            • #106631
              Anonymous
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              >Prayer = meditation/thinking
              That’s not what prayer is anon, prayer and meditation are two very different things.

              • #106635
                Anonymous
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                They evolved, anthropologically speaking from the same ritual behavior

                >Dr. Newberg concludes that all religions create neurological experiences, and while God is unimaginable for atheists, for religious people, God is as real as the physical world. "So it helps us to understand that at least when they [religious people] are describing it to us, they are really having this kind of experience… This experience is at least neurologically real."

                • #106636
                  Anonymous
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                  So? Doesn’t mean they’re the same, that’ll be like saying humans and bonobos are the same.

    • #106605
      Anonymous
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      Sometimes when I see really weird deep sea creatures or that weird worm that throws up its guts to eat I have a creepy uneasy feeling that god doesn’t exist and that this really is just a miserable stupid meaningless accident to the point where a dumb unfeeling thing like a worm is the best case scenario of existence

      • #106688
        Anonymous
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        I don’t know anything about living as a deep sea creature or a worm though. Have you ever dug up worms in the soil and imagined that they like better tasting dirt than other dirt? What happens when the worms are given pumpkin spiced cake to eat?

        Mark 9:48 – Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

        Acts 12:23 – And immediately the angel of the Lord smote him, because he gave not God the glory: and he was eaten of worms, and gave up the ghost.

        Job 25:6 – How much less man, that is a worm? and the son of man, which is a worm?

        Isaiah 66:24 – And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh.

    • #106637
      Anonymous
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      Amen

    • #106647
      Anonymous
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      What what proof do you have

    • #106648
      Anonymous
      Guest

      So true.

      • #106658
        Anonymous
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        >pic
        Good happens because it just is
        Good and evil is strictly a question to the one who is supposed to be in charge.

    • #106649
      Anonymous
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      attention whatever mod looks at this because I know LULZ has none
      Religious STUDIES is humanities. You don’t go to a university’s humanities department to pray and proselytize. This is NOT LULZ content

    • #106671
      Anonymous
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      Yup, the world is bigger than we are, and the galaxy is bigger than our world, and the Heavens stretch forth bigger than our Galaxy, a human is so small and God is so big, yet so much smaller than us also, to anyone who has ever known smaller worlds. God is a being who like us, is more than us also. But God made us to be like Him in His image within His Creation for His own pleasure, a plaything. But God is not evil, but good.

      • #106676
        Anonymous
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        >Creation for His own pleasure, a plaything.
        about sums it up

        • #106677
          Anonymous
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          >about sums it up
          Yes, like a Father playing with his children, throwing him up into the air as he giggles. It is about playing with the fruit of his loins. And closer than one husband and one wife between God’s Son and His church.

          • #106678
            Anonymous
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            >It is about playing with the fruit of his loins
            But only if people are saved. That is why it is important to stay humble and put away sinful things that keep us down. In thanksgiving, for our redemption from spending eternity in hell because of Jesus’ blood.

      • #106680
        Anonymous
        Guest

        No such thing, stop capitalizing random words, get a job and grow up.

        • #106692
          Anonymous
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          I doubt you know as much as a dragon with a reply like that.

          Romans 11.20-22 kjv
          20 Well; because of unbelief they were broken off, and thou standest by faith. Be not highminded, but fear:
          21 For if God spared not the natural branches, take heed lest he also spare not thee.
          22 Behold therefore the goodness and severity of God: on them which fell, severity; but toward thee, goodness, if thou continue in his goodness: otherwise thou also shalt be cut off.

    • #106675
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Feels good.

    • #106679
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Not an argument chrischud.

    • #106685
      Anonymous
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      My siss and sisters

      We have lived good lives in this world, with out any doubt. We have had access to luxury beyond measure, greater than the kings of old. But we all know luxury does not always mean happiness, yet we got to experience some amazing things. The world is amazing.

      But we are all suffering without the Lord. I am suffering. I am a nobody, who is living in the luxury of the modern world. The world seems like a scary place, none of us know what’s going to come in the future. Jesus is with us through it, and if you call on his name he will answer. I believe Jesus is Lord and died for our sins, and he rose from the dead. He is alive and if we believe in him and repent we will be saved.

      I have no proof other than my faith. The universe is complicated and the way is narrow. Nobody knows, but many have faith. Love each other like it’s your God given duty to do so, trust in our Lord and help each other.

      I love all you guys.

      • #106693
        Anonymous
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        Yup eternity is a long time to need Heaven. Death and suffering over here is an affront in the face of God.

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