Are there non-plastic mice? i don’t want to be touching estrogenic compounds so much

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    • #125996
      Anonymous
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      Are there non-plastic mice? i don’t want to be touching estrogenic compounds so much

    • #125997
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Yeah, y’know, the ones which people design traps for.

      They aren’t plastic.

      • #125999
        Anonymous
        Guest

        what? traps? like trannies?

        • #126000
          Anonymous
          Guest

          no like mice traps scrotebrain. go outside.

    • #125998
      Anonymous
      Guest

      just wrap yours with metal plates or something freaking hell

    • #126001
      Anonymous
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      yeah my dude, I heard about the dangers of plastic on joe rogan

    • #126002
      Anonymous
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      Just wear gloves, they even keep the mice clean as a result.

    • #126003
      Anonymous
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      Post arms so we can see if you need to be worried about losing your masculinity to a computer mouse in the first place.

      • #126004
        Anonymous
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        • #126005
          Anonymous
          Guest

          >no hair
          Time to get the programming socks out

      • #126009
        Anonymous
        Guest

        I think it’s pretty good considering I haven’t stood up from my chair for years, I’m bit of wristlet but rest is alright.

        • #126011
          Anonymous
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          How old are you? I am just 19 and i am far from that despite exercising.

          • #126015
            Anonymous
            Guest

            >far from that despite exercising.
            my condolences on your genes, friend.
            add strength training to your routine if you’re not already. nobody gets big arms from jogging.

            • #126019
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Well i only started this january and i have seen solid improvements in the areas of strength(such as being able to do 10 pullups instead of 1, 20 pushups instead of 5, 100 situps instead of 40, biking to the top of the hill near which i live in 23 minutes instead of 31) but lookswise not much has changed

              • #126027
                Anonymous
                Guest

                congratulations, you have made a 1 month improvement in 9 months. but in all seriousness, any improvement is good, keep up the hard work and it will pay off in the end

                • #126032
                  Anonymous
                  Guest

                  Yes. I haven’t done any exercise ever before and i also apparently wasn’t eating enough(freaking celiac disease and reduced efficiency of digestion) so this is already very good for me

              • #126043
                Anonymous
                Guest

                Those numbers arent bad sis, especially the 10 pullups. People underestimate how hard that is.

          • #126016
            Anonymous
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            I’m in mid 20s, I don’t think I have changed much since late teens though.

            kinda flabby lol

            I am, i don’t work out at all and am glued to chair everyday

          • #126041
            Anonymous
            Guest

            it’s gonna take at least 5 years unless you juice

            • #126045
              Anonymous
              Guest

              That is fine as long as it happens one day. Steroids are suicide, no way lol

        • #126013
          Anonymous
          Guest

          kinda flabby lol

        • #126014
          Anonymous
          Guest

          I don’t think you need to worry, fellow hairy monkey-shoulder sis.

        • #126020
          Anonymous
          Guest

          mirin’ the hair, embrace it

        • #126024
          Anonymous
          Guest

          dyel

          • #126026
            Anonymous
            Guest

            lifting is a fake masculinity of urbanite middle class.

        • #126046
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Eait right, sleep plenty, regularly exercise and you don’t have to worry about becoming low-t/high-e.

    • #126006
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Pic related. Pretty cheap, looks and feels nice, but you should be careful because they’re not as durable as the plastic ones.

      • #126007
        Anonymous
        Guest

        > treated with a shit tonne of toxic varnish and finish products that will also make you gay

        Literally can’t win

        • #126012
          Anonymous
          Guest

          You can take it off and take it to a local woodcraftsman. They’ll clone it in the highest quality wood you can get at appropriate prices.

        • #126036
          Anonymous
          Guest

          No that most varnish is all that toxic or can be absorbed by your skin once hardened but if you were super anal you could just sand it back and use it natural, but the oils from your skin would stain it over time alternatively you could also use a natural oil or wax which you’d have to re-apply occasionally and obviously you’d have to use sparingly and give it time to dry/cure, but it would be possible to be relatively non toxic in any case.

          • #126057
            Anonymous
            Guest

            Easily available natural wood finishes:
            Pure tung oil (but note that it’s often sold blended with synthetic finishes), shellac, carnauba wax/beeswax mix. Tung oil is like linseed oil but will fully cure without additives.

            • #126058
              Anonymous
              Guest

              Tung oil is also a beautiful finish unlike caked piss colored linseed finishes.

      • #126017
        Anonymous
        Guest

        They could try making one out of superwood. That should be more than strong enough and nice looking too.

    • #126008
      Anonymous
      Guest

      If you can’t make a mouse yourself out of any material you please then you’re probably already gay anyway.

    • #126010
      Anonymous
      Guest

      just wear gloves lmaooo

    • #126018
      Anonymous
      Guest

      There are some carbon fibre mice, but they cost a pretty penny.
      Pic rel is €299,00

      • #126028
        Anonymous
        Guest

        that’s still plastic, scrotebrain. you are touching the resin (plastic) not the carbon

      • #126037
        Anonymous
        Guest

        carbon fiber doesnt cost that much for that piece of shit to be priced at 299

    • #126021
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Just lift weights sis.

    • #126022
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Stress also decreases T, and if you are obsessing about mouse contact I’d wager there is a lot of stress in your life.
      Plastic is here to stay and rightly so, the benefits far outweigh the downsides imo.
      Just exercise, eat healthy and don’t be a decadent NEET and you don’t have to worry about your hormone levels.

      • #126023
        Anonymous
        Guest

        you are scrotebrained, people in the past had stress to but they didn’t get cancer or become infertile from it. plastics are terrible in every way, if you only care about your comfort a bad person and need to be executed.

        • #126034
          Anonymous
          Guest

          So you are claiming fertility has dropped dramatically since the mass application of plastics? Upon which statistical evidence are you claiming this assumption?

          As far as I’m aware there is evidence in the decline of T-levels but there could be multiple causes for this, a more sedentary lifestyle, less physical labor, mass-production of lower quality food etc.

          Plastics have great advantages, it is light, durable, water-resistant, easily molded and in abundant supply. There are definitely beneficial factors to it.

          Don’t talk about execution like this is only betrays that you are pubescent and your disability to think in relative terms only support this.

    • #126025
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >i don’t want to be touching estrogenic compounds so much
      Where are you even getting this bullshit from?

    • #126029
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Pic related. Top is glass.

      • #126052
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That’s not a mouse. I’m pretty sure that’s part Magic™.

    • #126030
      Anonymous
      Guest

      learn sheet metal forming techniques and beat yourself copper replacements for the mouse shell pieces. you could even electroplate them in silver

    • #126031
      Anonymous
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      • #126033
        Anonymous
        Guest

        the virgin mouse vs the chad pointer instrument

      • #126035
        Anonymous
        Guest

        Absolute state of this pretentious bored executive bait

      • #126038
        Anonymous
        Guest

        That just screams
        >tfw want to be a cowboy but I work in middle management and the wife won’t let me buy a gun

        • #126040
          Anonymous
          Guest

          Oh hang on, it’s british
          >tfw when want to be an upper class gentleman but I work in middle-management and the wife won’t let me buy an old Rolls Royce

          • #126042
            Anonymous
            Guest

            it’d be a jag. no one drives a rolls royce.

          • #126051
            Anonymous
            Guest

            you’re not supposed to drive a rolls royce, you’re supposed to be driven in a rolls royce.

      • #126047
        Anonymous
        Guest

        At that orice I’d go for the Zaunkoenig M2k or whatever it’s called. t.fingertip user

    • #126039
      Anonymous
      Guest

      just make it yourself tough guy. What, you afraid of getting your hands dirty?

    • #126044
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Just wait until you hear about keyboards anon

      • #126048
        Anonymous
        Guest

        At least he can get a wooden case and wooden keycaps. I’m strongly considering getting rosewood because that feels nice after giving it some lemon oil. More cleaning is necessary though because of the porosity of rosewood.

    • #126049
      Anonymous
      Guest

      >i don’t want to be touching estrogenic compounds so much
      imagine being this insecure

    • #126054
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Get a trackball and put a rock or something in there. Then just cover the rest with whatever material you want.

    • #126059
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I bet the reason why you’re not getting laid is not actually the fact that you’re an insufferable prick, but actually just all the estrogen from your computer peripherals. Luckily this is an issue that you can fix just by consuming instead of actually leaving your cave to face the reality.

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