>2001-2009 or so
>be me
>join U.S Military
>be completely informed about potential danger to my life and limb
>possibly informed about horrible immoral things U.S Military has done such as My Lai
>fuck it join anyway
>go though bootcamp
>get to unit
>deploy to Afghanistan
>stay in air conditioned fob
>pretty nice ngl
>go out into “country” and get 2 pop shots above my head
>turn to return fire no one is there
>get Combat Action Ribbon
>go rest of my life calling myself a combat vet
>get sweet $3,600 or so from the VA a month for “disability”
>sit in comfy chair commenting on military youtube videos and Ukraine war footage calling myself a “combat vet”
>profit
Remember if you see someone calling themselves a “combat vet” this is very likely their experience unless they were in Vietnam, so completely disregard their opinions on Ukraine
I disregarded your opinions on the basis that you were a government employee alone.
>thinks the VA does shit but make life harder for vets
discarded
I get 4k lmao. We got an increase. Nice larp tho.
Not larping just explaining how it goes lol
our unit was not completely informed until we were already poisoned
fuck you
so you were a homosexual pogue and you're so insecure about being a homosexual pogue you go around telling people nobody actually fought in the war.
Honestly kill yourself.
Also I think it's funny that you're so worried about what vets are posting on Ukraine you are sitting here counter signalling with your retarded ass story.
Someones touchy I’m telling the truth
That wasn’t a “war” bro, it was a policing operation against a vastly inferior military
If you told a WW2 Veteran about your “war” experience they’d laugh in your fucking face lol
the only people who saw action in ww2 were the marines in the pacific, and the armyfags who secured the beaches in france. everything after that was bombing missions and fobbit shit
You didn’t even spell POG right
lol, anyone in any of the "wars" USA has fought past WWII isn't a veteran. They're just cunts shooting civilians because israelites lied to them.
People like OP are based though, they did the smart thing and got easy pension. There was that one anon that "scammed" the army for full medical disability because he recorded everything and got out healthy.
The soldier in Vietnam litterally spent weeks in the jungle looking to get ambushed. It's called search and destroy. So you are partly wrong. The problem was when they didn't destroy the enemy paranoia would set in so villagers became the enemy.
Op didnt do said thing. He just made up the scenario.
My point still stands. Anyone scamming the government, any government, for extra money is based.
Check post.
Dont get me wrong here man.
scamming creates dependency. dependency creates submission.
Someones gonna have to pay it
I know a guy that got a bronze star with valor. They were on patrol, a sniper shot someone so they hid behind a wall while the airforce bombed everything.
Good, I wouldn't tackle with a sniper if I had USA-tier air superiority one call away.
Medals are fake and gay anyway.
I think anyone on earth would agree with you. It’s just hilarious they added on the Valor. I think anyone on earth that can hide behind a wall from getting shot would do it.
Yeah the military handed out medals hoping it would improve public perception of the war and other positive effects.
Everyone E6 and up got a bronze star regardless of what they did or what happened.
Just an fyi I reported this thread to the FBI and the VA. So your "disability" will get canceled for being fake if you really have it.
FUCK every fucking nagger for poising our fucking unit.
Don't reply to this thread and report it.
FUCK YOU FOR POISONING US
Oh now I’m so scared! I don’t get disability LOL I’m explaining how it goes
I know dude who milk the disability process who’ve never even deployed, the whole thing is fucked LOL
yeah haha and I'm reporting homosexuals like you for faking it
our unit was poisoned and deserves 100% across the board
Dude… you probably are a vet because you are so stupid, greentexts so not actually have to be about yourself
>be me
Just means be someone in this position, also when I said “when you see someone calling themselves” that infers its someone that’s NOT ME, also imo no one should get disability unless they lost a limb or a body part, you don’t “deserve” shit, you are lucky to be in America to get this treatment because other countries do not do it
Also American can’t even afford to due it look at the national debt
I dont get why your so mad op. You mean to tell me that people who figured out they can fuck over the united states gov. Are actively doing said thing? And im supposed to give a shit about the U.S gov. Getting fleeced by those they tried to fleece? Im just not going to care. Fuck the gov. They deserve to be leeched upon by military vets.
I’m not exactly mad so much as I am very tired of their arrogance and entitlement, they think that just because they were in a conflict that was comparatively bloodless (yes I know some people died and lost limbs and I feel sorry for them; but we invaded another country) they think they are the say all-be all in regards to public square discussions
The thing is conventional war is actual hell, like WW1 and WW2, where I think 400,000 people died, Ukraine Vs Russia is ACTUALLY hell, but in Iraq and Afghanistan I think total casualties where like 7000, sad but compared to WW2? Ehhh not really
Dude im not going to give a shit. They can call themselves combat vets all they want. Doesnt mean im going to take anything they say seriously. People who are really combat vets and seen shit let these fuck talk all the smack they want because at the end of the day its not worth my time to give a fuck about stolen valor. Does it mean i like these people? No. Talk is just talk. Not worth the time to try and correct them. Its easier to watch them fail by themselves.
And conventional war isnt hell. War is war. In hell at least only the guilty suffer. In war the innocent suffer. War is not hell war is worse.
>reports other servicemen because the government israelites fucked him over
lol
A combat vet is anyone that had served in a theatre of war dumbass.
To get a C.A.B. It just takes a combat action. A simple short exchange of fire is acceptable. War is 98% Mind numbing boredom followed by 2 percent of unrepentant fear.
Bro you can be a cook on a navy ship that launched a missile and get a combat action ribbon.
As long as the ship was fired on, yes. If not, no.
Fuck all zogbot slaves, I hope you fucking shoot yourselves you dumb naggers.
Someone had his mamasan railed by B.A.D. didnt she? Huh? She left you and your microdick didnt she?
you are accurate about 70% of combat vets. 30% were legit in fire fights. Maybe 5% saw Vietnam style action tho.
Yeah I have been watching the sean ryan podcast and I have to say the SOF guys did alot. Tony Cowden was nuts.
GWOT was special forces heavy. Don't forget tho they had a controlled battlefiled with pre planning and air support on command not the most dangerous environment. It was more like a SWAT team than combat.
Yeah thats true, but sometimes shit went down for them. I doubt they would do well on the Ukrainian front though.
Different type of combat. Spec ops in Afghanistan could do hundreds of missions with few casualties. Spec ops in Ukraine could be wiped out by artillery on the first day.
>get sweet $3,600 or so from the VA a month for “disability”
For the rest of your life?
Yes, if they make you “permanent and total”
I get 2122. Enough to pay the bills and not have to work...More would be nice tho.
Are you trying to recruit zogbots for globohomo or are you just making a observation nagger?
I dont give a fuck about any of you. Take the information as you want nagger.
Get fucked recruiter. GWOT is over I'm not dying for LGBT vs Russia.
Okay...I dont fucking care either way.
I know you take it in the mouth and ass.
I do not. Your thread is shit b.t.w.
not my thread
Then you are shit b.t.w
thanks for your service
I'd say 80% of Afghan vets (not combat just general) were fobbits. 20% saw action but that varied. IEDs make up probably 12% of action and 8% probably firefights. IEDs are just an explosion and recovery there is little shooting unless linked to a ambush.
>Won't say what Branch
>Won't say what Rank
>Won't say what Rate
This is an attempt at datamining, disguised as facetious forward "don't trust veterans" hoping to actually see if actual combat veterans are here on /misc/ isn't it?
Well, if it is. Let me put your mind at ease Mr Johnson (and Mr Johnson).
Yes. We are here on /misc/, we have been here for a very long tiime, and you can't do shit about it. Now go back to smuggling coke for your donors, and sucking dick on Federal wages.
Let me reveal actual information about myself on this hellhole… sure
Also by you saying rate that tells me you were likely in a branch that isn’t the USMC
You've already provided information just by giving your specific disability, years of service, general area, and combat reward.
You are aware the knowledge of these things are relatively easy to pull yes?
I am asking a very simple thing; please just state what Branch, Rank and Rate you had.
I was making up a STORY that is realistic
Lmao. homosexual. This is coming from a dude who is posting a literal homosexual rabbit dog. You are a fucking cock guzzling chode gargling semen swizzling hyper mega homosexual 6900. You fucking fat ass zoomer fucking twink bussin frfr Robux Fortnite retard. Go back to your twerkiin bussy homosexual gender snowflake party you fat fuck quasi demi queer homosexual ass bussin no cap frfr you fucking civvie twink ass homosexual.
>rate
navyfags are the gayest
The Sylveon should've been a dead giveaway regardless, other than personally putting out a calling card to the specific agent who was here in 2020.
How's life been buddy? Shame what happened to the posse eh? Maybe don't do OPs on /misc/?
>American reading comprehension ITT
It's over
>go out into “country” and get 2 pop shots above my head
superior nafo comando training veteran
russians will not know what hit them
My dad was in Vietnam.
He maintained a communication tower that looked like a god damned mountain.
They had a small apartment complex - with a fucking swimming pool, maid, a dog named nagger - not even kidding.
Only story of combat he tells is one night they had siren go off and they shot into the dark frantically and killed a bunch of wandering livestock.
He did tell of one time they were doing repairs, Vietcong rolled up and they hid in a haystack for two days.
No other combat.
I question everything to do with "war". Seems like it's a movie thing.
>maintainer
He wasn't infantry dude he was what is called a POG or back then a REMF. He served his country just not in the field. Most Vietnam vets were not infantry and never saw the bush.
Meanwhile, you did none of that, never did a thing, mostly you just comment on VTubers and jerk your little dick to furry porn.
Shut the fuck up.
You got the combat action badge, not the combat infantry badge. You're basically a civilian.
You were in the Army, I wasn’t so what you’re saying doesn’t apply to me
air force? you security forces dude?
I get what you mean but those bullets could have hit you - your life was in legit danger.
to be honest the real vets don't really talk about it unless you're close to them
>Have veteran tag on license because sweet sweet discounts
>Oh thank you for service anon!
>Its okay, they paid me
I hate it when people thank me for taking a job. Im gonna start lavishing praise on checkout people.
Well this is certainly curious, it seems the thread has been vacated.
I wonder if the mission was successful?
>elaborate story trying to seduce muricans to join army in hopes of getting easy money
I doubt that this will work.
Everyone already left fren. The data that needed mined needed got mine. Back to the catty to post another inane thread about the white race, israelites, trump, covid or some other nonsense.
I want a hot military bf what do