New science just dropped. You need to drink more coffee to not be depressed and anxious.
https://www.psypost.org/2023/09/individuals-drinking-2-3-cups-of-coffee-per-day-have-the-lowest-risk-of-depression-and-anxiety-184227
Coffee IS good for you
New science just dropped. You need to drink more coffee to not be depressed and anxious.
https://www.psypost.org/2023/09/individuals-drinking-2-3-cups-of-coffee-per-day-have-the-lowest-risk-of-depression-and-anxiety-184227
coffee runs the world unironically
im gonna buy a cup today at service canada at city hall
Coffee is toxic bean juice and anybody who drinks it is an idiot.
Coffee barely keeps the slaves awake so they can perform their function. Its literally wagie poison.
I usually drink between 5 and 10. Every time I try to quit I just feel so sad and hopeless I can barely move.
I tried to quit a few weeks ago. The lack of it makes me feel miserable. I don't know if I'm just used to caffeine as a psychoactive drug and it's hard to quit or it really has some benefits that makes me feel better.
I was exposed to caffeinated drinks from somewhere the age of 5. Started with Coca-Cola then coffee at 14. Feel like a zombie without it.
>I tried to quit a few weeks ago
you need to power through it its about 5 days of zombie mode and headaches after that suddenly you sleep on a level you can't imagine especially since you have been exposed since such a young age. You will soooooo much better once you stop using caffeine.
I usually go to the gym at 7am. I feel like a zombie and can't lift so much if I don't drink coffee. I'll try to reduce it though. I've gone from 5 coffees a day to 1-2 coffees a day and I feel much more clearer mentally.
I get it... I quit it on my vacation from work. I used to drink often and smoked cigarettes daily about 3-5 on any given day, out of everything the hardest to quit was coffee. It also brought the most reward once your body recovers. You never sleep correctly when you use caffeine, it seems like nothing but it has a huge stacking effect from always sleeping shitty once you get that good sleep suddenly everything changes. I don't work out but I do running, and my running improved waaaaay more from getting good sleep then from quitting smoking.
Sleep and GI tract. Sleep better poop better
It's better to wean yourself slowly over a month long period rather than go cold turkey. The constriction of capilliaries in your brains is what is causing the migraines. Coffee dilates the capiliaries in your brains. Cold turkey caffeine can actually hurt you.
Same lad, quit for a week. The effects of no caffeine weared off but I missed having a hot in the morning and tea didn't cut it. Missed coffee like hell
Its going to take months before your system starts feeling good again without the caffeine
>I don't know if I'm just used to caffeine as a psychoactive drug and it's hard to quit or it really has some benefits that makes me feel better.
both
Cut it down to like two cups of coffee a day when you wake up and you will feel better and enjoy the coffee more and look forward to getting up and having more. Drinking 5-10 will give you all the shit withdrawals effects.
Don't care. Still frying my brain with caffeine.
I've been up for an hour and I already drank three full cups.
I've heard people say the same things about coffee. I don't get it. I used to drink an entire pot of coffee every other day before the gym, and I never developed any sort of dependency on it. In fact, I just took a two week break from caffeine to reset my tolerance to it and I never had any adverse reaction at all. I missed the actual act of drinking coffee because there's nothing better than a hot cuppa in the morning, but I wasn't feeling anything else beyond that. Does this mean I have a non-addictive personality?
>Does this mean I have a non-addictive personality?
Maybe anon, you need to shoot up some heroin to really know though.
I'm the same way. I don't think I can get addicted to anything. I used to drink a lot, then I stopped, no problem. Same with coffee, same with everything else.
no. weed is the one you can say you have a "non-addictive personality" because chemically its not addictive. Coffee totally wrecks your hormones when you drink it and causes headaches and other withdrawal symptoms when you try and stop, it is chemically addictive. So you saying you dont notice anything when you quit just sounds like you have a lower than typical human level of self awareness.
10-16 cups a day Chad checking in. Where my coffee max bros at? I grind beans fresh and use distilled water.
Coffee makes you enjoy work and it doesn't matter what the work is. This is why it's promoted so much. I only use coffee to do things for me and not my job.
I was on a similar quantity. I'd have 3 or 4 of these in a day, the first of the morning with an extra shot, so total 7 or 9 shots. I tried to give up cold Turk but had splitting head aches and could not get any work done.
recently swapped it out for te, feel much better. 2 strong cups each day, sometimes an extr in the afternoon. the secret is quality lose leaf tea brewing your self rather than cheap tea bags. L thiamine works with the caffiene to keep u calm so despite being caffeinated im not unhinged. definitely was more productive amped on those mega coffees though. but I'm in sales and my revenue has never been better thus maybe the quality of my work has improved.
It takes 3-4 weeks to detox from decade of abuse. Quit 6 months ago and the first weeks of fatigue sucked, but it eventually went away.
Moderation, fren. I switched to 50% decaff and limit myself to two double espressos from it a day, I no longer have the caffeine over-tolerance to abstinence cycles I used to have to go through, just a steady sustainable routine. I also cut out energy drinks a few years ago which helped considerably.
You are an addict
coffee = white man's drink
energy drinks = israeli poison
I know a 32 year old dude with kidney stones probably from Energy Drinks.
I knew a 13 year old…
Hmmm
Hot.
That's rather old. People get them in their teens
I had one when I was 10. Not from energy drinks though; just a shit ton of milk and pop
nice try homosexuals
>energy drink ice coffee
checkmate
tea is white man's drink.
Coffee is garbage
Recommend me good English tea that comes to Mexico
>White man's drink
Root beer is.
Coffee is Arabic.
Tea is Asian.
>Lowest risk of anxiety
Exhausted adrenaline glads 100% makes people anxious.
>Exhausted adrenaline glads 100% makes people anxious.
Like I said, I got a neighbor who drinks coffee all day everyday and he's a neurotic pile of poop. He's always nervous and complaining. He's a total bitch so just ignore him now.
>White man's drink
Nope. Water is.
>Root beer is.
simple as, and wine.
skål
both options are israeli
Tea = ascended pure aryan ubermench buddha's drink
>opinion sponsored by coffee sellers
i only drink tap water, and i am happy. best drink ever
Filter that shit
no need tard. its literally voss water
for me it's
>water + caffeine powder
same
i never get acne i never get sick pure chad 100% of the time
>tap water
Fresh Tap
>tap
How's the lead? Arsenic? Fluoride?
>amerimongrel cannot comprehend that some countries have clean tap water
>PsyPost
Not even trying to hide their propaganda outlets at this point.
This is probably more about other metrics. Like being women. Or being able to afford 3 cups of Starbucks. It has nothing to do with actual coffee.
women have higher rates of depression and anxiety than men
Yeah, conflated statistics.
Who is more likely to drink lots of coffee?
People working 9-5.
Who is less likely to being showing signs of severe depression? People working 9-5.
This article might as well say normal functioning people are less likely to be depressed.
I ditched coffee for a cup of tea when I wake up a few weeks ago and I miss coffee. It truly is god tier.
I have green in the morning and a coffee later.
This is a perfect example of correlation does not imply causation
>people who have lives and jobs have lower anxiety and depression
> people who have anxiety quit coffee because it makes their symptoms worse
>having a job = lower anxiety
Lmao wut
Also I have an anxiety disorder, coffee actually helps me.
Helps me get ready for the day, you just need to know your limits
Stay away from energy drinks, those will fuck you up & also cause pimples, even the sugar free versions
Absolute fucking retard
Regular black coffee has always been known to be good for you. Its been shown to boost test in men, as well.
>Its been shown to boost test in men
Never heard of this. Do you have a link for an article?
google, dumbass gypsy
I hate the shit. I've tried to quit many, many times.
cut down to just the morning, then one cup a day, then try replacing it with shilajit resin mixed into hot water. shilajit fills in the mineral deficiencies in your diet and feels like adderal lite
Coffee is cattlejuice to keep the workers dopamine boosted to make their shit jobs more satisfactory
Meth, alcohol and small amounts of codeine make the work day go so much better.
It's like that pimp that gives drugs to his hoes to keep them in the streets. But on a massive scale.
A drug that makes the slaves happy and productive at the expense of their long term health.
This can’t possibly be true with how many hipsters blow their brains out in my city.
They’re drinking onions milk coffee
I love coffee but how do you fuckers drink more than 2+ cups a day?
Sometimes I'll have a second cup after my first but no more as the second cup already makes me feel weird as fuck. But then again I sit on the sofa all day so I don't burn the energy
I've drunk 5 cups today. Sometimes I drink 6. You get used to the anxiety. I sit on my chair all day because I wfh and I almost never have to leave my apartment.
So your heart is beating faster while you stay on your ass all day at home? This can't be healthy.
It's free cardio.
But your arteries are clogged by staying in the same position for several hours. Your blood pressure also is higher.
That's complete bullshit and you sound like a very neurotic hypochondriac. A very weak psyche. Don't drink coffee.
Lmfao. Fucking retard
Over 200 mg of caffeine gives me night terrors
I found lots of coffee was great before a long bicycle race. But just sitting around, not being physically active? Nah, coffee sucks for that.
I dunno. I legit quit coffee a week ago now and after the first few days my anxiety is lower and I feel more energy in the mornings and sleep better at night.
it is good for your gains
Coffee good.
Triple vanilla shit milkshake from goybucks bad.
>coffee
>lower risk of anxiety
>making your heart accelerate for no reason = less anxiety
Shit thread.
I bet they do, if they can afford to do that like it's nothing.
coffee is not expensive unless you’re always buying it from starisraelite
So you're basically saying people who can afford 2-3 coffees a day are less anxious because they have more money to spend?
>Big Nose sources say, drink the goy juice and stop feeling tired from being overworked, if you have anxiety and depression, it's definitely not from the nagger bean juice, blame society!
Coffee is poison. Drink fresh squeezed orange and carrot juice instead
>Drink fresh squeezed orange
That's a high fructose recipe for diabetes speedrun.
Real orange juice with no added sugar is a fine drink. Carrot juice is trash and toxic tho.
fresh squeezed carrot juice?
>fiberless fructose over coffee
Nope nope nope
The key to having energy and alertness when you get up is getting quality sleep. The key to getting quality sleep is doing enough during the day to be hood and tired at night when you go to bed. If you're getting good sleep and being active both mentally and physically you should be able to ride those cortisol and adenosine waves and feel pretty good.
I work 9pm - 5am but also am a single Dad of a two year old. So my sleep schedule is beyond fucked up. Thank god my parents help me out.
If it wasn't for coffee I don't know what I'd do.
>It's a '/misc/ suddenly trusts israeli ~~*scientists*~~' -episode
It’s bullshit for wage slaves to be more productive. Toxic bean water is not good for you and lowers your sleep quality and therefore lowering your lifespan and longevity in the long run.
>lowers your sleep quality
this is really what it comes down, same for cigarettes or alcohol or any drugs, if it fucks your sleep quality its fucking you up as well.
Because of heart attack deaths by 35?
t.30, trying to quit alcohol, excessive amounts of coffee, and porn.
dying young is the best thing you could do for yourself
I continue living just to spite those that despise me.
I drink a nice iced coffee when it's hot.
Good job.
Depression it's correct, it's a very good natural anti depressive.
On the other hand, makes anxiety and being irritated easier.
Gotta make Tradeoffs. Sorry coffee industry but you're not selling the Holy Grail.
What do I do if I'm depressed, anxious, and irritated all at the same time? Is there a cure, anon?
I don't think coffee is that big of a deal, at least for my body. I fell for some Youtube ~~*scientists*~~ and quit it for 3 months, wasn't difficult and had no positive effect. Why deprive myself of one of the few things that arent pozzed? I don't really think it has great benefits, but it's one of the few things that you can enjoy guiltfree and that has only got better over time than worse.
Weak willed homosexual
Let me guess, you wore a mask and got vaccinated as well
NPC sub-human
It's just coffee m8, stop listening to social media grifter videos like "YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BODY WHEN I QUIT COFFEE" Relax and don't be like a preachy vegan or carnivore priest.
Ahem, coffee thread and no tits? Sage
Based coffee is for us aryans. Weed is for naggers and dravidians
FUCK OFF POO
People who habitually drink coffee are less likely to be habitually drinking energy drinks or other slop. Also can imagine that the mild stimulation is good for your brain
starshit is not coffee
I love coffee and caffeine for the taste but effectually it is the jittery israelite. Sure the antioxidants are good for you, but not sleeping is worse.
Antioxidants literally kill cancer. The problem is, the temperature of coffee is carcinogenic tho
dont drink it that late and take some theanine with it mate
>DRINK YOUR FUCKING COFFEE
>DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
>BE FUCKING HAPPY
no thanks
>caffeine lower anxiety
???
>Drink coffee more or less because it's just nice to have something to sip on
>Every morning for like 6 years
>One day start getting weird soft shits every day
>Stop drinking coffee
>Return to normal shits every other day
Still don't know why. Checked with my doc and everything checked out.
Smoke cigarettes too. You won't believe how resistant to government edicts you become.
https://raypeat.com/articles/articles/caffeine.shtml
Coffee drinkers have a lower incidence of thyroid disease, including cancer, thannon-drinkers.
Caffeine protects the liver from alcohol and acetaminophen (Tylenol) and other toxins, and coffee drinkers are less likely than people who don’t use coffee to have elevated serum enzymes and other indications of liver damage.
Caffeine protects against cancer caused by radiation, chemical carcinogens, viruses, and estrogens.
Caffeine synergizes with progesterone, and increases its concentration in blood and tissues.
Cystic breast disease is not caused by caffeine, in fact caffeine’s effects are likely to be protective; a variety of studies show that coffee, tea, and caffeine are protective against breast cancer.
Coffee provides very significant quantities of magnesium, as well as other nutrients including vitamin B1.
Caffeine “improves efficiency of fuel use” and performance: JC Wagner 1989.
Coffee drinkers have a low incidence of suicide.
Caffeine supports serotonin uptake in nerves, and inhibits blood platelet aggregation.
Coffee drinkers have been found to have lower cadmium in tissues; coffee making removes heavy metals from water.
Coffee inhibits iron absorption if taken with meals, helping to prevent iron overload.
Caffeine, like niacin, inhibits apoptosis, protecting against stress-induced cell death, without interfering with normal cell turnover.
Caffeine can prevent nerve cell death.
Coffee (or caffeine) prevents Parkinson’s Disease (Ross, et al., 2000).
The prenatal growth retardation that can be caused by feeding large amounts of caffeine is prevented by supplementing the diet with sugar.
Caffeine stops production of free radicals by inhibiting xanthine oxidase, an important factor in tissue stress.
Caffeine lowers serum potassium following exercise; stabilizes platelets, reducing thromboxane production.
I don't drink coffee and am your genetic superior in every way imaginable, you vaccinated, mask wearing homosexual shit huffer
This is the cope of a drug addled pathetic loser
Do you think Sigurd the Dragonslayer was strung out on Arabian coffee beans? Alexander the Great? Genghis Khan or Attila the Hun? No, you're just weak and coping like all dysgenic modernites are with your cattle slave existence
Relax bro coffee is fine and not drinking it doesnt make you superior especially since your an australian and cant be superior to anyone.
Imagine being this fucking retarded... Can't wait till all you homosexuals are dead...
I'm building a gas chamber for you naggers
I'm glad to see someone posted it
I drink a pot a day and can say that's bullshit. I'm depressed as hell.
Drinking some fucking bean water doesn't get me employed or fix my mental issues.
Oh no, you're chemically unbalanced and the thing that messes with your adrenal hormones isn't helping.
Try going for a walk or something. It's not a one size fits all solution to everything. Fuck pharma for selling the idea that there's one solution for every situation (even when they have to bounce people between meds and doses).
Meffag here. Coffee is good in small doses (2 cups a day) and far better than the energy drinks (which are poison). Or you can take the decafpill
Coffee ruins your sleep. Quit coffee and start exercising.
Did you know there are people that drink coffee and exercise? Oh that's right your brain can't reach those possibilities yet
Do you know there are people who aren't circumcised, don't masturbate to porn, weren't raised by single mothers, didn't wear a mask, didn't get vaccinated, don't play video games and are better than (You)?
Oh that's right, your dopamine fried tiktok fortnite retard brain can't comprehend that someone doesn't ejaculate in front of their computer into a sock, you coping sub-human genetic trash. I could kill """""people""""" like you with my bare hands
Literally called PsyOpPost
Literally called PsyOpPost
Literally called PsyOpPost
3 cups of coffee?? That can't be good for you. One is should be plenty or maybe make some new life decisions
Are we talking foldiers 10c cup or the star$ $7 diabetes in a cup. Because the foldiers really isn't that bad for you. Really just a bit stronger then tea.
every drink is bad for you, specially the ones that use water, You know fish shit in it right?
coffee makes the workers more productive.
It's good for you guys so drink it AND GET TO FUCKING WORK!
I guess thats why we're the "happiest country on Earth". Coffee consumption here is enormous. Only 5 hours of daylight for half a year saps your stamina quite fast.
Correlation != causation
>you will be able to function in this dysfunctional judaized society if you constantly ingest this stimulant
I am the only one in our office cuck job who does not drink coffee. Everyone thinks im weird.
Never drank coffee. Never will. Anything that gets you helplessly addicted and fucks with your natural sleep schedule is harmful even if "it reduces your anxiety"
>Lust provoking image
>Drinking 3 cups of coffee for lower anxiety!
Honestly, who writes this shit? It's like every other day there's a new study on coffee. And it's all fake.
Bullshit. I drink coffee all day long and I'm still depressed. These studies are so goddamn stupid. When are we going to realize this is all a money laundering scam?
5 or 6 espressos a day for about 20 years. No depression or anxiety.
I drink one cup of black coffee a day and that’s enough for me, I’m already a jittery person as it is
>Drink coffee, nature's Meth Light
>Be less tired, able to work more
>Get less stressed by your workload
>Less likely to get depressed
Who would've guessed that drugging yourself to function better in a work-focused society leads to less depression for people who have accepted their environment as normal
PSA: you can take caffeine in pill form. Saves your teeth from staining and makes it easier to quit if you ever decide to (because you won't associate teh caffeine with a drink you enjoy)
But really theres no reason to be dependent on it. Drugs are for occasional use. The only people with a legitimate medical need for stimulants are ADHD patients and there's better ones than caffeine for them.
why the fuck are there so many romanians in this thread o.O?
Espresso EVERY morning baby
>am caffeine addict
>am depressed
I cut my consumption down to 1 cup a day and maybe a glass of coke or caffeinated iced tea, my hearth will thank me for it. Stopped because it felt like my hearth was doing some funky movements sometimes
>glass of coke
So you traded coffee beans for sugar? And you think that's healthy? Kek
Coffee has a little too much caffeine in it for me which is why I drink a Monster White
coffee and butter are the duct-tape that's barely keeping modern society from becoming undone.
too busy to be sad and if u still sad af then no time to mope around
>You need to drink more coffee
ALWAYS!
>to not be depressed
Fair point, coffee helps with that
>and anxious
lol wut!?
Caffine is a placebo, I refuse to believe otherwise. It does wake you up or give you energy
black coffee is the only thing that helps me shit
Im sure something in this bullshit over processed garbage food society we have helped cause this problem. Fuck.
You need to drink more water, eat more fruits and vegetable and in addition to all that, you need strenuous exercise at least every other day.
As Eric Stryker of TRS and NJP says, The Science™ I settled. (Stryker prefers cocaine to caffeine, though.)
Lies. I have a neighbor who drinks coffee every day all day and he's miserable with neurosis.
funniest thing i've seen today so far
my espresso machine is broken. the repair cost is like the price if half the nachine. i have been drinking instant coffee for months and its starting to drive me nuts. its just so watery and textureless
Buy a replacement and use your broken one for parts, should you ever need to.
i feel powerful when i drink coffee
Those same homosexuals will also tell you depression is genetic kek. I think coffees fine but if you're taking any headline like this seriously in the middle of the replication crisis in science, you're probably a retard. Solipsism is the only way forward until scientific integrity has been returned.
>psyop post
people who drink more than one coffee a day are low tier meth addicts. Especially women, women should not be allowed more than one low caf coffee otherwise they are nuts. I secretly switched my wifes coffee to decaf and turned into less of a crazy bitch overnight.
Well it seems logical to me. People who are predisposed to anxiety cannot drink coffee since it makes anxiety worse.
And I am talking about the image not your horrible conclusion.
HOLY SHIT!! I’m on my third cup right now. Am I going to make it???
This is largely due to the fact that people live lives that are otherwise quite boring and their environment is uninspiring.
Caffeine adds an artificial mental stimulation that allows otherwise shitty situations to seem "okay". Note next time you go for a mid-day cuppa at work, is it because you're physically tired, or is it because you are mentally checked-out and need something to get the wheels going? Then note your caffeine cravings next time you're on vacation or doing something exciting.
Anything with "eine" on the end is bad for you because it's a stimulant.
I like to enema coffee up my butthole.
Next week it will be bad for you.
Stop bringing this shitty articles here.
Remember...it says coffee...no creamer, or sugar.
Coffee is actually great for the liver and most alcoholics would be dead without it.
>stimulants are good for your liver goyim!
>heh heh heh
Caffeine stimulates glutathione production, the master antioxidant in the body.
I do not exaggerate when I say if you drink alcohol regularly, drinking coffee will be THE difference between fatty liver disease and a miserable death, and being the jolly potbellied drunk at 60.
>Caffeine stimulates glutathione production, the master antioxidant in the body.
Got proof? I drunk some caffeine in a soda now and then, but I really dislike caffeine highs.
>still drinking sugar water
Are you 12?
>Are you 12?
More like 1200.
>highlight text
>google
>first result
I am so sick of lazy homosexuals wanting everything on a silver platter. You fat scrotum faced consoomer swine. Go impale yourself on a tranny flag colored fencepost.
You came with the claim so YOU prove it. homosexual.
I will now assume you are full of shit and afraid to admit it.
>dude I literally CANNOT take less than 5 seconds to paste 4 words into google
>muh burden of proof abloo bloo blooo
kys.
You sound like you got tons of friends and are happy and fulfilled. 😉
Keep replying to me, it makes you cool.
>gets BTFO
>thinks weak strawmans will make him look less retarded
>replies again
>misuses the word strawman
No one likes you now, kid, Leave and read the Bible.
>gets BTFO
>h-heh, i l-like win because... you are replying, h-heh
You're a joke retard
every year “scientists” release another fake and gay excuse study to slurp up burned bean juice.
im addicted to this shit and i hate it, i feel more anxiety and less motivation to work outside my routine. drank it black 6-8 cups a day and it gave me gastritis. quitting it saw immediate benefits after a week with better sleep.
Correlation is not causation. Next
>Correlation is not causation
Evil colleges professors teach that lie. Every business, normal schools, private homes, religious institutions, and most of all courts strongly disagree.
I drink like 8 and I want to kill myself
>2-3 cups
What the fuck does this mean?
Coffee is served in a billion different ways, gimme the fucking caffeine amounts in mg you useless hacks.
I drink one cup of coffee every day after lunch, 100% arabica coffee moka made. I think it's somewhere around 250ml worth.
That's my idea of a cup, but if I go to a bar I'll be given a 35ml shot of espresso if I ask for a cup. The caffeine difference is going to be significant.
always do the opposite a israelite says
Is the Starbucks mocha latte the most Aryan drink?
Think about it, both coffee and cacao beans are products of non-Aryan lands, conquered by the superior white race and plundered for their spoils.
Coffee beans come from Ethiopia, Cacao originated in the savage wilds of central and south America.
Thus, chocolate and coffee are symbols of the Aryan urge to conquer and subjugate lesser races.
The other key ingredient in this question is milk. The superior Aryan constitution is the only one in the world which is capable of sustaining itself on milk well into and through adulthood. Lactose tolerance rates show this clearly, being the highest in Nordic, Aryan nations.
Thus, the Starbucks mocha latte, which combines coffee, chocolate (from cacao beans), and milk is undoubtedly the most Aryan beverage known to mankind.
the most aryan drink is water or raw milk. Everything else is a subversion.
>romanian promoting shitbeans
>every addict itt agree
How do I get into coffee? Buy a kcup thing?
Don't do K cup, you'll get goyed by the plastic. And the coffee is weak.
Get a french press or a chemex like pourover for beginners
Get into green matcha instead. Better neotropic than coffee, superfood tier antioxidant and still has some natural caffeine. Coffee is good for people with low pressure. High blood pressure anons should stay the fuck away from all caffeine drinks.
>Neotropic
nootropic. God I'm sloppy.
keep your head up king let me kiss you on your forehead
try a hario or a french press, both are like 20 bucks
>here's my headline summary of some study i didn't understand that was funded by people with special interests and probably done by morons with faulty methods
nagger that shit makes me anxious
There are articles bouncing back about coffees health effects every month for 30 years at least.
People are madly fucking addicted to it and they turn into useless shits if they dont get a cup 1 day.
Retards at work start to riot when the machine is down.
And the worst 1 cup a day generally, first thing when waking up so the body can't wake up naturally without the booster cup. I was addicted to caffeine and nicotine and the worst to let go was caffeine. Wonder why!
Coffecucks be like
>I drink 7 cups or I cannot function
>NOOOO ITS NOT A DRUG, Its le....GOOD!
You're literal druggies.
>poll coffee drinkers
>the ones with their fix are fine
>the ones without are not
my caffeine withdrawals were a 4 day ordeal beginning 2-3 days after my last cup of coffee
Not taking your zombie drug juice, moshe. Pill heads and dope fiends are also happy when they're shooting up.
Just had some French roast for the first time using my cool coffee making contraption gadget and man that's quite a bit more caffeine than the usual breakfast blend and roast types I get.
the last time I went more than 24 hours without caffeine it gave me a splitting headache that made me want to kill myself so now I understand I'm fucked if I lose access to coffee for any reason
>literal drug addict
Why is Coffee legal?
because it's neither prudent nor practical to legally proscribe everything bad, krautanon
No more music no more hoes?
The only thing anyone should drink is beer
caffeine is a pesticide. It constricts blood vessels and contributes to stroke, it is full of mycotoxins that harm every organ system of the body, along with carcinogenic acrylamide from the roasting process. Any small benefit is outweighed by the risks, as with every other weird trick that impresses you like you are a woman shopping for purses.
One nice cuppa master race
>stress hormones are released every time you drink caffeine, making you jittery like a squirrel if you drink enough
>you will have lower anxiety lol
>Psypost
glowing
Only whites drink coffee, and if you are white you only drink the best by Illy or Lavazza. I make my own latte with local, raw cows milk and the best coffee. It only costs $.60 / cup.
i drink 4-6 per day and am suicidal homicidal sometimes replace cream with a tablespoon of syrup life is great when im not thinking about it
FELON! FELON FELON FELON FELON FELON FELON FELON FELOÑNNÑÑÑÑÑNNN!!! JÃIL YOU!!
Make mine a quadruple onions shot, double mocha, caramel, whipped topping frappuccino please. Add it onto the White incel's check who's behind me. I'm a homosexual pedophile and therefore capitalism doesn't apply to me.
It's a shit tier "stimulant". It doesn't wake you up or give you motivation it just stops you from sleeping. It's more of a torture tool than a useful stimulant
>drink coffee no sad
They’re marketing to roasties
One week bad next week good haven't you learned how these tabloid trash sites work yet?
2-3 cups per day is a lot
Coffee is good for the water industry due to increased flushes, fantastic for the toilet paper industry due to greater amounts required, in addition to all the parts making up a toilet, including the toilet itself, needing repairs and replacement more often due to being using more. All of this is on top of higher profits for coffee bean producers, sellers and coffee manufacturers, of course.
Bois I've never had liquid caffeine. Whats it like?
It's weird that no one admits its a drug imo.
>It's weird that no one admits its a drug imo.
I drink between 4-6 cups a day at work, it's totally a drug. And it feels amazing. Nothing beats the first cup of coffee in the morning.
>inb4 addict
I rarely, if ever, drink coffee on the weekends. So I don't think I'm addicted.
caffeine increases anxiety....
high norphenephrine slows aging
>drink two to three cups of coffee daily
>still have anxiety and depression
The media lied again and I still live in a society.
Where's the gigantic ass?
Confounds. You remember, "People who drink red wine live longer"? That was because rich people drink red wine, and rich people love longer. Feed red wine to poor people, and mortality doesn't change. If rich people loved steel reserve, the headline would've been, "People who drink steel reserve live longer".
There's probably some more causal factor which correlates with drinking 2-3 cups of coffee every day.
They want dumb people to believe they can cure their sadness with more and more coffee. Leading many to insomnia probably
>wageslaves subsisting on coffe are the happiest goyim
if you believe this, you deserve the wage cage
coffee drinkers drink it because they have jobs and responsibilities. they work to provide for their families and take care of their kids. that's why they are not depressed.
Exactly, this is one of many examples of confounders here.
What's more is how hundreds of millions of people seeing this are going to drink more coffee, it's a real long-term propaganda. You do a coffee ad, spend a few million on it, George Clooney or whatever to pull a gag, people see it and are minorly influenced. They know it's an ad. This sort of thing, to actually make people think that drinking coffee will make them happier, just think about the amount of coffee that will sell.
Only drink water and coffee. No juice too much sugar. Irish coffee even better. Buy yourself a 750ml of jameson and dump it in.
2 teaspoons packed brown sugar, to taste
4 ounces strong, hot coffee
1 1/2 ounces Irish whiskey
1 ounce heavy cream, lightly whipped
This has been well "known" for a long time. Whether it's real or just another israeli/big coffee trick is up for debate. Large-scale association studies are frequently absolute nonsense. People don't understand how easy it is to make a p-value say what you want it to say in these studies and then say "hurr science says it".
People can smoking is bad but some people smoke and live till 95. Its genetics.
wtf a coffee just flew over my house and cured my depression?!
I won't believe this message unless it's accompanied by an oversized female butt
Tea...usually the detox stuff cause I rely on tequila to fill the void
just ground up some of that shitty eight o clock coffee beans and having black of goys killer white bread with olive butter cream
>black of goys killer white bread with olive butter cream
do you even english?
Enlightenment came about as people replaced alcohol at bar with coffee at cafes.
I drink 3 or 4 a day and want to kms.
or is it that people who have anxiety notice they get worse when they drink caffeine, so they avoid coffee???
Caffeine is a drug and it's absolutely shit for you. That said it's unavoidable so long as we give in to the wageslave israelite, making you get up earlier than your brain wants to.
>no depression or anxiety
>eventual cardiovascular disease from chronic caffeine consumption
the choice itself seems depressing by design, bros. its lose lose if you really think about it.
ive taken Cuppa's wager, and drink coffee every morning, and will never apologize.
I drink a pint of pour over filter coffee every morning, sometimes followed by a cup of green tea in the afternoon. I also vape nicotine. No depression or anxiety, keeps me focused throughout the workday. Why would i quit something thats purely beneficial with the only downside being addiction?
Also drug users are the happiest (so long as they keep taking drugs)
I do 600mg a day. I monitor my blood pressure and it has been fine around 107/76
Look at all you pussies... Cracked out on cocainelite, what a bunch of fucking inept homosexuals.
Drank that shit for 15 years, realized it was total garbage. But another vise...
Walked away cold turkey... Pussies..
Grow a pair you bitches.
Use caffeine as a 'tool' as intended. naggers, all of you...
It is the legal alternative to Cocaine and Meth.
PLUS there is a lower chance of ODing or contaminants... Like cut. but there are risks in ... most things.
True coffee enjoyers don't put milk in coffee
>1pbtid, AND british
i exist and that makes you wrong.
i like coffee so much, that my love for it cant be measured or contained in the physical universe. i still put milk in there sometimes. ill fuckin do it again, you hear me?
Correlation does not equate causation.
Maybe retards just drink more coffee.
They're not lying when they say Red Bull gives you wings.
>People who take uppers aren't as down
Shocker