Cocaine Mitch slipped and fell at a private dinner party, he had to be hospitalized.
What do you think the conversation was like just before it happened?
Cocaine Mitch slipped and fell at a private dinner party, he had to be hospitalized.
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Just curious, what’s the difference between a public dinner party and a private dinner party?
One anyone can pay for a plate and one is invite only.
Seems redundant
Dinner party should imply it’s private
Private dinner party
Kill someone dead
Invite only at a private location.
if media is there
The amount of cocaine and child prostitutes available
https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/09/politics/mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized/index.html
How delightfully convenient considering his retard comments yesterday regarding the Jan 6 crimes committed by law enforcement and the DOJ.
He's made some very pro-Mexico comments when it comes to tarriffs and closing the border.
He's a mixed bag but says some really dumb shit sometimes.
His moderate approach is likely upsetting his fellow Republicans who wish to act on what they see as national security issues.
Mitch, why you walking around with your balls under your chin?
mitch im peeing on your shoes why am i peeing on your shoes mitch do you know why someone like me might pee on your shoes mitch do you feel like slipping in my piss mitch yes you do mitch yes you do we make your fucking food. this is just based on how often congresspeople seem to get beat up and bruised, or their husbands, spouses, etc.
politics has always been a contact sport
>what was the conversation like
Drunk old men too incompetent to walk making conversation of great geopolitical and national security significance maybe some fried calamari it looks like onion rings, you should try it it’s good-ACKKK!!!
something like that
>What do you think the conversation was like just before it happened?
maybe he got shoved?
Mitch, you dropped your chin
You're useless
Ironic thing is these private parties are in public hotels and white people haven't showed up and started murdering politicians
You wouldn't make it past the security.
Mitch got “the boot”.
If you know you know.
>we must send more money to khzar-ACK
something like that
Lil push in the back while he's going down the Astoria stairs
please die I'll give up something if he dies in 24 hours.
Make it a week, thats too soon. Remember the black hands and lips? His shit is probably just fucked up now
Kentucky has a Dem governor, it would be better to see him taken out in his next primary by someone like Massie than have a Dem in that seat.
I'll give up fapping more than once a week if this takes McConnell out of his seat.
i wish death upon him regardless
NGMI
He’s going to get the black eye treatment like the rest of them
Someone was explaining the Sneed's Feed and Seed to him
Didn't Trump just call him out as a target for clearing out as a swamp-ass shit bag?
He has a concussion and is gonna be there a while.
It's something big - zero updates or reassurances of recovery. He could have fallen secondary to stroking our.
>this "face"
And there are still people calling me a schizos when I tell them that burgers are for the most part genetic defects and that you should avoid having sexual intercourses with someone who lived there for an extended period of time.
I hope someone beat the ever loving shit out of him and put his chinese paid ass in a fucking coma.
i think it's fucking pathetic to be represented by people who almost die by simply slipping
but i suppose as 150+KG americans, this is an accurate representation. you have the physical resilience of an octogenarian.
"I don't know Mitch, are we really going to invade mexico over a handful of naggers? Doesn't seem like it's worth it."
did he happen to get a black eye? maybe the left one?
Watch him come out of hospital in a medical boot
Oh no! Looks like doubling down on the lies caught up to Mitchy Bitchy and he’s now hospitalized! Good luck chump, this is probably your death bed. Shouldn’t have lied so much…
>What do you think the conversation was like just before it happened?
Well first, Tiffany Dover introduced her boyfriend, Jesus Campos. When John Fetterman saw that on his teleprompter he lifted his leg and said "cheesed to meet you" and Mitch said "God bless you."