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>claims to be working class New Yorker. >doesn't talk in a working class New York accent

>claims to be working class New Yorker
>doesn't talk in a working class New York accent
>wears a cowboy hat when in fact, people in New York aren't cowboys
>claims to have ruined body doing physical labor and alcoholism
>perfect white teeth
>perfect hair and sculpted body
>often seen in clothes costing upwards of $10,000
>plays art rock, a genre that is well-known to be disliked by the poor
>tickets to his shows are known to cost several hundreds of dollars

hmmmmm....

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you homosexuals keep seething about this shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there an artist more seethed over on LULZ?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of new york is rural. Also wtf is a working class new york accent? The US doesnt have artificial class based accents like the UK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't believe working class New York even exists
      let me tell you how I know you have a fund

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not even the guy you responded to but this is not what he said. Besides, not everyone is familiar with the accents of NYC.
        In any case, a 'working class New York accent' is not something that I've seen in any linguistic journal or paper.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          New York used to a have a distinctive accent among the working class. But nowadays, NYC is just a hodgepodge of every ethnicity. There is no culture in NYC anymore aside from crime and hedge funds.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            of course there is, he'd be like
            >Ay Pops! I needs da trust fund check, ya jerk! I gots to take Maria to da dance ya see? I needs a new distortion pedal to run mah field recordings of clanking chains for da art show pops ya mathafucka!!!"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The US doesnt have artificial class based accents like the UK
      It kind of does, especially in the old cities on the east coast. The stereotypical New Yorker accent is very working class. Same with the Boston and Philadelphia accents.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only leftoids care about other's people wealth.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretending to be humble to appear more likeable i suppose

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    M. Gira is literally from California, why the fuck would he have a NY accent?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a trust fund kid, he's never done a hard day's work on his life. That guitar he's playing in that pic is worth 4000 bucks alone, looks like he treats it like shit too cause he doesn't care how much it costs. If I had a guitar that pricey I'd be so fucking careful with it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not really correct to call him a trust fund kid. While he did have one, most of his wealth was given in the form of property and other investments. The fund was only a small part.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Forgot Pic, turns out it's even more expensive than I thought lol. Why tf would you buy this over just a normal es 335 that you can get for like a fifth of that price. Must be some rich guy ego mentality thing I don't understand

      It's not really correct to call him a trust fund kid. While he did have one, most of his wealth was given in the form of property and other investments. The fund was only a small part.

      Honestly I wish I could have had wealth handed to me too but I can't stand how he postures as an "average joe" for good boy points

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That guitar hes holding was actually played by Michael gira himself, its easily worth $50k+

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, literally every fucking band is a trust fund kid. I lived in new york 2013-2014 around the indie boom there thinking all the cool bands I liked were chill but every single one of them had the same story
      >oh yeah my dad works for vanity fair
      >my mom is an editor for this well known magazine or dad works in a bank etc etc
      Everyone one of the bands had connections and it felt like them playing in a band was some little hobby they could afford cause their parents were upper class.
      It made me start to fucking hate music. To this day I listen to shit from the 50s to 70s cause artists then actually came from nothing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a fag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats the source of this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One schizo's imagination. zoomers are retarded and have to make shit up just so they can feel like they're David killing Goliath. They're too hedonistic and stupid a generation to actually start a revolution and so they've replaced activism and raw discourse with pseudo-intellectual posturing and other risk-free bullshit.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    easily the least interesting meme in the history of this board. go outside

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >plays art rock, a genre that is well-known to be disliked by the poor
    This is boomer critic headcanon, not fact

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    't talk in a working class New York accent
    people can move to new york
    a cowboy hat when in fact, people in New York aren't cowboys
    people in new york of every class wear all kinds of weird shit
    to have ruined body doing physical labor and alcoholism
    hair and sculpted body
    "ruined body" means your body is fucked up with chronic pain, not that youre fat
    art rock, a genre that is well-known to be disliked by the poor
    im poor and i like experimental rock

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tickets to his shows are known to cost several hundreds of dollars
    is this why the audience is always so empty on their shows? i thought it was because all of the new stuff sounds like pretentious garbage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, The cheapest tickets ($110) get you a cup to put up on the outside of the building to listen

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    art rock, a genre that is well-known to be disliked by the poor
    also by the middle class and the upper class btw

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fucking zoomers get a new grift already this shit is dull
    its like you just realized your parents arent watching and this is all you got?
    holy shit

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to his shows are known to cost several hundreds of dollars
    bullshit, saw them 5 times and never paid over 50 bucks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're meant to get paid to play with them, Norman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        Garbage. Just checked how much I paid last time, it was like 25 dollars.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, Norman, you are meant to get payed for playing in giras band.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tickets to his shows are known to cost several hundreds of dollars

    I paid like 20 the last time I saw them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol in what? 2012?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So typical boomer poser

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >perfect white teeth
    >perfect hair and sculpted body
    Perfect cock too OP?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, I only paid $30 to see Swans. Stop being retarded.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      One schizo's imagination. zoomers are retarded and have to make shit up just so they can feel like they're David killing Goliath. They're too hedonistic and stupid a generation to actually start a revolution and so they've replaced activism and raw discourse with pseudo-intellectual posturing and other risk-free bullshit.

      GIDF in da house

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should be shitposting about John Olson from Wolf Eyes, who has connections to the US Military & Intelligence, and is married to someone who works for a major media holding company. Or literally any other truly privileged, inauthentic ass of a "musician" that people worship these days.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nice try mike

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          john olson is a real dirtbag though

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Plays a Gibson Lucille withe tape on it

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I paid $900 to see Swans

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