80 thoughts on “Cigarette bros. We are so back. New cigarettes in Canada I just bought :D. So Effay

    • Anonymous says:

      Who knows. They’re fine with you buying ounces of weed, or meth, crack and fentanyl if you’re in BC. But Ciggies are the devil.

  1. Anonymous says:

    Smoking is gross and unless you’re a top tier Chad or Stacy you just look like white trash smoking in 2024. Plus you’ll most likely get some sort of cancer or other disease from it.

      • Anonymous says:

        i hope all smokers die a painful and slow death, u heckers stink so much.

        it’s true. also, the smell. the bad breath. so horrible. why do they do it?

        hopefully this initiates a mass die off.
        8 billion really is too many.

        LULZ is for adults

        • Anonymous says:

          >smokes
          >posts pepe
          you’ve got quite a ways to go before you have to worry about adulthood, son.
          it’s a mentality, you see.

          some people never quite get there.

    • Anonymous says:

      These new looks cigs are going to change all that. It was really the yellow but that made cigarettes seem gross all along. The new design is so clean and moderne.

    • Anonymous says:

      These new looks cigs are going to change that impression. It was really the yellow butts that made cigarettes seem gross all along. The new design is so clean and moderne.

      • Anonymous says:

        it feels good, plus some people actually appreciate the taste of tobacco. There are other reasons like wanting to be edgy or whatever.
        Of course, my opinion is based on rolling tobacco – american spirit and pueblo, which smells way nicer than most industrialized cigs.
        I smoke about 1~3 cigs a week and it feels great specially after a long day, and as I said I really like the taste.
        there are few things better than having a beer and a cig with a bro at the end of the day.

    • Anonymous says:

      My autistic friend got laid because of ciggies. If you pull out a pack at a party girls will line up asking to bum one. Especially now when not that many people smoke.

    • Anonymous says:

      Isn’t the point of these campaigns to make smoking less appealing? Those are pretty /fashion/.

      it’s not intended to deter anyone. it’s for the masses to look at and think they’re doing something about smoking, while the country continues to reap millions a year from cigarette sales.

      • Anonymous says:

        This
        If the government really wanted to get rid of cigarettes, they’d make it mandatory that cigs are rainbow colored and have a warning on the box that says
        >“WARNING: SMOKING MAKES YOU GAY”

  2. Anonymous says:

    Is this… meant to DIScourage zoomers from taking up cigarettes? Zoomies are so hecked in the head they’re willing to take poison and cut off their dicks just so they can LARP as "women". Zoomies are so stupid they’re willing to let third worlders invade their country because the orange cheetoh doodoo poopoo head said something bad about rapists from Mexico once.

  3. Anonymous says:

    why do they kvetch so much about tobacco in particular
    you may as well have this warning on goyslop or sugary drinks, or coffee, and hecking cough syrup, and vegetable cooking oil, and phones

  4. Anonymous says:

    I can’t wait until they put graphic images of car crashes due to being drunk on the side of 24’s and liver cirrhosis on bottles of Jack

  5. Anonymous says:

    I’d recommend this one ecig website I bought from once and didn’t die, but I guess they shut down at some point in the past two to four years.

  6. a says:

    fluoride, microplastics, and birth control in the water
    glyphosate in the food
    hormones in the meat

    but somehow young people are going to care that tobacco is bad for them idgi.

    • Anonymous says:

      the pic is Pall Mall Smooth (previous they were "light" in the blue pack.

      they are the cheapest I guess, but also have white filters like the Parliaments that we used to have in Ontario but no longer.

    • Anonymous says:

      >healthy cigarettes
      lol
      additive free cigs are better for you though, like american spirits, they’re just not allowed to say that

      • Anonymous says:

        not necessarily true.
        Yes, there are low quality loose tobacco that have chemicals just like industrialized cigs, but also there are lots of high quality tobaccos that are 100% pure BUT they add some humectants for it to maintain appropriate levels of humidity after opened.
        Some of the humectants used include honey, so it not being 100% additive free does not necessarily means it’s worse than those that are additive free.

    • Anonymous says:

      >healthy cigarettes
      What makes smoking /fashion/ is that it’s going to kill you.
      The best you can do is smoke a cigar or a pipe, as you don’t inhale for these.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Zoomers are so hecking dumb. they’re so easily influenced and are willing to accelerate their aging by 10 years just because "muh effy"

    • Anonymous says:

      Yes, truly it’s a zoomer thing to smoke and drink, and be influenced socially by others.

      Millenials hit 30 and think their wisdom has hit 70, it’s comical

      • Anonymous says:

        im so tired of millennials larping as crocheting grandmas or some 80s sitcom uncle as a cope for their deathly fear of ageing

  8. Anonymous says:

    >stopped smoking 6 months ago
    >see this thread
    holy heck now i want to chain smoke a whole pack, this thread is evil, and the pics with the coffee aaaahhhhhhh

  9. Anonymous says:

    smoking is gross and stupid. most people who smoke started doing so vecouse they wanted to ape cheesy bozos from hollyhebrew movies

  10. Anonymous says:

    that font is just Arial bold, right? i think i got pretty close, spacing is still a bit off
    tempted to use thin in one of those shitty custom shirt printing sites

  11. Anonymous says:

    yall save the packs to see if you can get the whole collection of shock images? its like pokemon but with morbidly aesthetic pics

  12. Anonymous says:

    anons PLEASE just switch to vaping or at the very least snus. so what if its gay youre irreversibly destroying your body, putting yourself at exponential risk of various diseases, and cutting years of your life off just to be //fashion//, its just not worth the risk.

  13. Anonymous says:

    going to a concert in toronto, anyone know where to get Chungwhas or other illegally imported ciggies (mentjols would be cool)

  14. Anonymous says:

    >"how do we get more kids to stop smoking?"
    >"let’s make them look cooler than ever before"
    What did the Canadian government mean by this?

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