Christians please explain

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Add Christ to your life
    Live happy
    Then die

    any other religion don't care about building a good society, only to make you submit to authority.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      Not 'live happy'.
      The haloed head represents 'Be moral/good'.
      All the other people said: 'Live a moral life and you will die happy.'
      The last panel says: 'Accept Jesus then you will moral and will die happy.
      The former suggests that if the girl does good in the world, she will become a moral person and be rewarded in death.
      The latter suggests that all the girl must do is accept an idea to be rewarded in death.
      The girl finds the latter more appealing because it demands less of her. No matter what kind of life she leads, if she accepts Jesus as her salvation before death she will be judged a moral person.
      That sort of ideology may be comforting for the individual, but does not promote a good lifestyle nor does it improve the world around them like the former would.
      Then again, there are a ton of examples of Christian groups trying to improve the world around them. So, I'm just going to settle on the comic being nonsense and discontinue this train of thought.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something about black Christians I guess?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, there's two Christians. Is this some gay ESL comic or something, because you posted the same thing in another thread.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think the first christian is not an authentic one, because she doesn't really add Christ to her life?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First Christian believes in faith via works and being a righteous person similar to other religions. Second one says belief in Jesus alone leads can lead to salvation.

        Protestantism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First Christian believes in faith via works and being a righteous person similar to other religions. Second one says belief in Jesus alone leads can lead to salvation.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The internet has made us so retarded we can't read anymore and have to use vague pictures like we're fucking toddlers.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Muslim = When you die, you are happy
    Hindu = When you die, you are happy
    Buddhist = When you die, you are happy
    Atheist = When you die, you are happy
    Christian = You do not die, you are above death, you are happy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it does a strong pro-death slant

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last two panels
    You + Being Good = False Gospel
    You + (Jesus Being Good) = Above Death

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Another atheist who hates Christianity but loves Judaism and Islam
    >Also a woman
    Disregarded.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Protestants are a meme who literally believe you can be a horrible person your entire life but if you confess that you believe in Jesus on your death bed you're all good. Thus why bother being a protestant at all unless you want to larp around as trad or something when you're just going to do whatever and give your little Christ confession.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Catholics believe this. I heard a member of the Catholic clergy in a Catholic radio station say even if the person commits suicide you can't know what was in their heart in their final moments.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        suicide is not a work having faith in Jesus so a person who will be guilty of suicide is guilty of unbelief.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't know what they said to Jesus in the final moments

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Protestants are a meme who literally believe you can be a horrible person your entire life but if you confess that you believe in Jesus on your death bed you're all good.
      "tricking" god is judaism tier
      but the example for exactly what you're saying is the person crucified next to jesus
      how honestly can you repent if you made the plan to just """repent""" on your death bed?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        add to that that no man's work can be worthy, but workless faith is dead
        oops, i just reconciled the autistic views on sola fidei vs works

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even Protestants know Galatians 6:7.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lesbian finds out she has cancer and has existential crises and seeks help in religion.
    Muzzie, Hindu, Buddhist and one kind of Christian tell her that if she lives virtuous life she will have good afterlife. Which after life of whoring isn't very helpful.
    Other Christian tells her that belief in Jesus taking away her sins will make her sinless ergo virtuous will make her go to heaven, which sounds better to her.
    Not sure what the two kinds of Christians are supposed to be, because it's usually protestants who are sola fide (basically for salvation is enough faith in Jesus) but for catholics virtuous living (good works) is important too. But the first christian women looks like some kind of lutheran female priest who are supposed to be sola fide so hard to say what did the author of the comic meant.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Islam is now good because you don't have to keep some external force happy to get a good afterlife (except you do but hush that goes against her narrative)?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine believing in faith alone because some shitposting german thought he could subvert 1500 years of biblical understanding because he was assmad at the pope KEKW

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Basically all religions are the same bullshit except the one true one.
    The one that said beware of those with the full black body mark of cain. And warned of the synagogue of satan.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we can only be considered good or righteous in the eyes of God by having confidence or faith in Jesus. Jesus is the Standard of the One true God.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So everyone that died without even being aware of the existance of jesus cannot be considered righteous? Every baby, every person before christ, every japanese person before 1500, etc. Guess they're all fucked oh well...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        babies and little kids are innocent in the eyes of God. the people who died before Jesus willbe judged by the standard of their own conscience.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cool. So what about all the people past Jesus' death who had zero clue about his existance? If they can be considered righteous then you're wrong and if they can't your god is a total psychopath.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have the beehive edit?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simple. All those religions are saying that if you make yourself good, you get rewarded after death. The final panel is someone explaining that you just need Jesus, who is good and you get to share in his reward. It's about the difference between salvation and justification.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People wander around until they hear what they want to hear, then they die.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek this is the most retarded shit I've seen today.
    >Islam
    you burn in hell forever if you disagree with muhammad
    >poo religions
    you die and get reborn for MORE suffering, the best option is to "die forever" and then nothingness is... LE GOOD

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >some kike bullshit
    Yeah nah

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My image sums it up better.

    The letter to Thyatira is literally to the Catholic Church. There are saved Christians in the Catholic Church, but it's not because of their works.

    Rev 2:

    18 And unto the angel of the church in Thyatira write; These things saith the Son of God, who hath his eyes like unto a flame of fire, and his feet are like fine brass;

    19 I know thy works, and charity, and service, and faith, and thy patience, and thy works; and the last to be more than the first.

    20 Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols.

    21 And I gave her space to repent of her fornication; and she repented not.

    22 Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds.

    23 And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works.

    24 But unto you I say, and unto the rest in Thyatira, as many as have not this doctrine, and which have not known the depths of Satan, as they speak; I will put upon you none other burden.

    25 But that which ye have already hold fast till I come.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Sage

    >1pbtd
    >another same shity comic
    Please ignore and report this bait thread

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If God is Infinite, then His Infinity can't end when my life ends.

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