Chris-Chan writes from jail declaring himself Jesus Christ

Jail has destroyed what little sanity he had left. He thinks he's jesus christ now

  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isnt that Rachel levine?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Chris Chan, or Christian Weston Chandler, now Christine, and now in jail for raping his/her MOTHER...

      Laughing about the Chris-Chan thing years ago, I always wonder when the police were going to dig up his basement and find all the missing hookers, dunno if this is better or worse.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but he's been in there awhile
        How long will he be in there?
        Jail is second only to hell

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where’s your source nagger

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fucking Kiwifarms. The only place that has ever been a source on Chris and the objectively better site.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have a link I trust?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this serious?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he even an autist? He's gone schizo.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus fuckin christ man, Chris keeps finding deeper ends to go off. If he sees the inside of a prison I'll consider it a miscarriage of justice. Dude needs an institution.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just autism handwriting dude.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still pretty weird to me tbh.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same…

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the events of my life can compare with only one other person throughout history: Jesus Christ

      holy fucking shit
      he's honest to god lost what little of a mind he had left.
      >edit my photo to have brown hair and a brown beard and I look just like a drawing of him
      fukken lost
      even in this, his darkest hour, he is a lolcow beyond compare

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reading this was a acid trip.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least he thinks he is a man again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      OMG is Chris Chan going to be the antichrist?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's right, him being the most documented human in history makes him the protagonist of the earth by default.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, he was born a male, such as you, because you will never be a woman, you will be, forever, a man, failed and gay, but still a man.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek did he just compare the kiwifarms guy to fuckin Judas?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, Chris has been divorced from reality ever since the Idea Guys saga

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Plus the stress of being temporarily homeless. He’s actually not owning up to what’s been done, it’s a kind of shock state, he’s dissociating after this month using busyness to distract himself. Once he realises that the worst possible existence out of his choices for life apis now upon him he will be in for a ride.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the thing tho, he never will. He'll just retreat further into the Sonic and rape mental palace

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He'll never own up to what he did. He hasn't changed even with the countless chances he's had, he has only degenerated more and more. The guy is nearing 40, his life has long been over.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will it end up being a female prison for this sperg? Or is his state he’s being charged in an anti trans state? I’d love to hear he got locked away with women. Be the biggest kek ever

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >now

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This dumbass better be planning to plead guilty, cuz he just confessed to fucking Barb there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chris chan
      >not christine

      hahahaha he's tired of being a troon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is honestly really fucking sad

      poor bloke has to make himself Christ to make it okay that he raped his mom

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Institutionalized arc with a antichrist ministory. Final arc is going to be the best.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chris will lead a revolt like "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*sigh*
      Upset me more than anything else he wrote

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a middle school art teacher.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek typical delusional Christcuck

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He. He came to suffer for the sins of post-modern America. Only in Chris can we be redeemed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll believe it when he dies and comes back straight, thin, attractive and sane.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now that would be a happening. Imagine Chris taking on all the sins of the world by literally being a mother fucking tranny and embracing all forms of degeneracy only to die an rise again.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          *and
          also kek at that ID

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the record, he looks nothing like Jesus. Jesus was also 6'0" (very tall in his day), and fit, having done a life of craftsmanship and hard labor.
    Just saying.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >used to be fun to fuck with chris back in 2008 or 2009
    >he was a generally happy dude who was a bit off
    >life was a train wreck but he genuinely seemed okay with it all
    Then bob died, the house burned down, he kept getting older and fatter. Now it's just kinda sad. A handful of sadistic fucks over the years making him do insane, illegal, and stupid shit. He hasn't really changed mentally but the trolling certainly has. He used to just be an eccentric autist who did weird, funny shit. Now he's talking about being a CPU goddess (whatever that means) and the real world merging with his made-up reality. But he's nearly a 40 year old man whose mother is on her deathbed and he has no hope of holding on to that normal life once her share of money dries up. And this was before his latest arrest for incest.
    Idk bros... It's just not fun anymore. And it hasn't been fun for at least 10 years.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's reflective on how shitty the Internet has become over time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Normies ruined the internet and turned this autist into this mess.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He thinks he's jesus christ now
    Imagine unironically thinking that CWC isn't the reincarnation of Christ sent here to live a difficult life for all to see and eventually cause societal upheaval due to the abusive treatment of said individual.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gay
      >Tranny
      >Poor
      >Dumb
      >Deviant
      >Liar

      Yes, definitely the God of the Pseudo-israelite.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >could easily be one the Supreme Court
      The only cure for stupidity is death

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone here needs to take him in once he gets out of jail.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris is either going to the loony bin, or he'll probably get time served for good behavior when his court date comes November 18th.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So he identifies as male again? Tranny saga over?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably found out it's not fun to pretend to be a woman in a man's prison.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i mean the romans did think Jesus was ugly and looked like a donkey. Chris might just be the antichrist.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So much of his behaviour leading up to the repeated rapes of his Mother is Satanic.

      The horrific thing is that he raped his Mom every 3 days for a Month before he got arrested.(And on the third day he rose again...)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh god

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's been without his cum stained toys for so long it's no surprise he's ascended he's going to turn water into sonichus

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this letter is coached, like someone from the outside wrote him and told him to do that in order to shore up an insanity defense.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was always a butthead

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the Aspergers masterrace finally usurps the beta Autists

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been fucking obnoxious over the years watching chris get a slap on the wrist time and time again when he breaks the law and getting bailed out by someone no matter what shitty life decisions he makes. It feels good knowing he's in jail facing some sort of punishment for once.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's pretty common to get a bible when you're in solitary, and in typical turbo-autist fashion, chris obsessed over it to an insane degree.
    nothing out of the ordinary for him here.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is Chris going to be the antichrist?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would Chris Chan's apostle form look like?

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *sigh* Judas stress *sigh*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Judas sold Christ for silver coins
      >Judas sold Chris silver coins

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chris is writing Null prison memoirs
    pure kino of the highest order

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jail is a date worse than death

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ascended lolcow

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your gay mafia had many cults and payops about in the past.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *psyops

      If it involves gibsmedats for some israelite, also a payop.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh god dammit, why did I read all three letters. This schizo shit has got to stop.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Highly unlikely but it could be a dumb attempt at a 4D chess move to plead insanity.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no sanity
    his essay clearly indicates he knows how to reason and knows his actions were wrong. role playing is just that role playing. chris is legally sane.

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