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Choose your Rock N' Roll dream team

>One vocalist
>One guitarist
>One rhythm guitarist
>One bassist
>One drummer
>One instrumentalist of your choice

Mine is
>Howlin' Wolf
>James Williamson
>Ron Asheton
>Scott Reeder
>Bill Ward
>Jon Lord on keys

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kate Bush
    >Kate Bush
    >Kate Bush
    >Kate Bush
    >Kate Bush
    >Kate Bush

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not rock & roll

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >vocalist: Chino Moreno
      >lead guitarist: Alan Holdsworth
      >rhythm guitarist: Brian Egeness
      >bassist: Chris squire
      >drummer: John Theodore
      >violin: Mauro Pagani

      As brilliant as she is, the KT Bush band was very essential to her sound.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Julian Casablancas
    Josh Homme
    The Franz Ferdinand guy
    Paul Banks (yes, he also plays bass)
    The DFA1979 guy
    Jason Spaceman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feel bad for Jason, he would be completely presence mogged and muffled ouy in that band, he won't be very comfortable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jason is always uncomfortable, unless he has had a shot of heroin
        Also, trade the Franz Ferdinand guy by Jack White

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Josh Homme is a massive homosexual

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joan Jett
    Bonnie Raitt
    Lil Wayne
    Paz
    Meg White
    Brandee Younger on harp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking interesting

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >axl rose
    >slash
    >izzy stradlin
    >duff mckagan
    >steven adler
    >Tom Scholz

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luv me clasic gnr. Simple as.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GnR really is the pinnacle of bluesy hard rock, I can't think of a hard rock album with as many great riffs and solos as Appetite. And the Illusions are criminally underrated too

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Brian Wilson
    >Carl Wilson
    >Al Jardine
    >Dennis Wilson
    >Bruce Johnston

    all you need, really

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Name the band

    >Eminem
    >David Gilmore
    >Eddie Van Halen
    >Charles Mingus
    >Danny Carey
    >Johnny greenwood

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vocalist - Gary Glitter
    Guitarist - Eric Clapton
    Rhythem Guitarist - Ike Turner
    Bassist - Varg Vikernes
    Drummer - GG Allin
    Synth - Ethan Kath

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be a bad ass Rock band

      Gary Glitter look like Fat Johnny depp, and Bolan like skinny Depp

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vocals: Tim Lambesis
    Guitar: Stephen Carpenter
    Bass: Dave Ellefson
    Drums: John Dolmayan
    Rapping: Waka Flocka Flame

    All I need.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This band but each album is extremely specific to its genre, maybe one where they go all out mixing everything

    musicians/composers:
    >Mozart
    >Thomas Bangalter
    >Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo
    >Hendrix
    >drummers from Mars Volta
    >don’t know bassists

    Vocals/singers/rappers
    >Jim Morrison
    >Nas
    >Jeff Buckley—-could play guitar
    >Linking Park Duo (guest/featured)

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nick Cave (vocals)
    >John Squire (lead)
    >Noel Gallagher (rhythm)
    >Geddy Lee (bass)
    >Danny Carey (drums)
    >Trent Reznor (keyboards)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this one sounds legit good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would love to see what kind of music those people thrown into a blender could make

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Greg Puciato
    >Knut Schreiner from Turbonegro
    >Simon Neil
    >Jerry Only
    >Thomas Pridgen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always like to see Greg Puciato on these lists.

      David Guilmour (vocalist and guitarist)
      Billy Corgan (guitarist)
      Geezer Butler (bassist)
      Jimmy Chamberlain (drummer)

      Keeping Corgan and Chamberlain together while moving Corgan off vocals was a solid move.

      I'm just gonna combine these answers with Reba Meyers, who has already collaborated with both Greg and Billy, and is one of the brightest younger rock/metal talents imo.

      Greg Puciato vocals+frontman
      Reba Meyers guitars and vocals
      Billy Corgan guitars
      Liam Wilson bass (DEP bass while Greg was vocals)
      Jimmy Chamberlain drums
      Plus Meyers started as a flute player, Corgan's piano stuff is pretty tasteful, and Puciato is fine as a third guitarist if necessary.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >One vocalist
    Scott Walker
    >One guitarist
    Keith Levene
    >One rhythm guitarist
    Don’t need one
    >One bassist
    Mick Karn from Japan
    >One drummer
    Tony Williams
    >One instrumentalist of your choice
    Eric Dolphy on bass clarinet

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >One vocalist
    Paul McCartney (circa 1971)
    >One guitarist
    Alex Lifeson (1979)
    >One rhythm guitarist
    Rick Nielsen (1977)
    >One bassist
    Paul McCartney (1976)
    >One drummer
    Stewart Copeland (1980)
    >One instrumentalist of your choice
    Ron Mael (1982)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      INCREDIBLY based

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vocalist - Chester Bennington
    Lead Guitar - Wes Borland
    Rhythm Guitar - Daron Malakian
    Bass - Reginald Arvizu
    Drummer - Joey Jordison
    Keyboards & Electronics - Christian Lorenz

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vocalist - Mike Patton
    Guitar - Carlos Santana
    Guitar (Rhythm) - Buckethead
    Bassist - Tony Campos
    Drums - Stefanie Eulinberg
    Keyboard/Sampler - Mark Degli Antoni

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Avril Lavigne
    >Albert Hammond Jr
    >Jack Barakat
    >Flea
    >Tommy Lee
    >i want a stripper instead: Elizabeth Debicki

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Vocals
    John Lydon
    >Lead guitar
    John McGeoch
    >Rhythm guitar (+backing vocals, I'm cheating)
    Robert Smith
    >Bass guitar
    Peter Hook
    >Drums
    I really don't know drummers. Fuck it get the guy from Ride or Killing Joke in here.
    >Keys
    Sakamoto Ryuichi

    that was fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      replace Lydon with David Sylvian and holy shit that'd be cool

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's probably any number of drop-in replacements that would make a lineup like that really cool but yeah I just went with one.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ronnie James Dio (vocalist)
    >Marty Friedman (guitarist)
    >Dave Mustaine (rhythm guitarist)
    >Jason Becker (bassist)
    >John Bonham (drummer)
    >ZUN (keyboards/sampler)
    The two guitarists and bassist can all play both guitar and bass so they can switch places depending on the song or even in the middle of the song

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have no idea but if i'm allowed to choose fictional characters then Kim Pine from Scott Pilgrim as the drummer.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    David Guilmour (vocalist and guitarist)
    Billy Corgan (guitarist)
    Geezer Butler (bassist)
    Jimmy Chamberlain (drummer)

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    vocals and director: mark e smith
    musicians: anyone

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Karen O
    >Wes Borland
    >N/A, but if i have to pick, Billy Howderel
    >Ryan Martinie
    >Zach Hill if he's reeled in and actually tries to sound good on real drums instead of doing pointless math shit on v-drums
    >DJ Lethal on turntables/keys/electronics/samplers/synths/production/engineering/etc

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lemmy
    Tony iommi
    Ron asheton
    Geddy Lee
    Scott Travis
    Gillian Gilbert on keys

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terry Reid (Vocals)
    Jimmy Page (Guitar)
    David Gilmour (Guitar)
    Geezer Butler (Bass)
    John Bonham (Drums)
    Jon Lord (Keyboards)

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wendy Melvoin on guitar
    Kira Roessler on bass
    Me on drums
    We'd be called Big Dick Donnie and the Rickenbacker Babes

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Carti
    >Fripp
    >Kevin Shields
    >I don't care
    >Geologist
    Incoming kino (if it ever gets fucking released)

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jim Morrison
    >Jimi Hendrix
    >Keith Richards
    >John Entwhistle
    >Ginger Baker
    >Chick Corea on organ

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Graham Bonnet('82)
    Michael Schenker('89)
    Ritchie Blackmore('76)
    Paul MCcartney('69)
    Cozy Powell ('76)
    Jon Lord ('72)on Keys

    a b-team could be Ian Gillan('73), Steve Vai('85), Gary Moore('82), Geezer Butler('71), Bill Ward('70) and Rick Wakeman('73), fuck you op it's hard to decide when they're all great to me

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