Chaserbros, who do you do it for?

Chaserbros, who do you do it for?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been chatting with a local girl who is shy and awkward and cute and probably I’m a monster for wanting her because I have pervy thoughts about what we would do together like having her sit on my lap like a little girl while we watch movies and shit, but she seems to like me and she might be secretly a pervert too maybe, though she seems too pure. Also if she doesn’t want to do sexy stuff I could live with that, she’s so cute I just want to be around her and bask in the cuteness. My first attempt to ask her out was a failure because it was to a thing she didn’t like, but she’s still talking to me so maybe I still have a chance. Kind of nervous though because if I ask again and there’s another excuse it means she’s only interested in online chat at best and maybe is just too polite to tell me to frick off. I haven’t sent her a message in a few weeks because I’m worried about what to propose for a date

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My Black person, if you aren't talking to a broad for "a few weeks" it means there is nothing there. Also if you ask someone out and get rejected, don't ask again.

      Mind you, I have heard of a love story (I dunno how to phrase it, but, this actually happened), which was just a random reddit comment of a girl saying how her parents met, and that involved the dad asking the mom out dozens of times until she eventually said yes, and, the rest is history. But, this is still super rapey. No means no, and all. Also that could just be attributed to it being a different time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I get what you’re saying but she asked for my snap after the “no”, and we’ve been chatting there so I think you’re being a little dramatic my white friend. Then again I’m autisimus maximus so you might be right

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A no is a no usually. Just be a decent homie.

        Also are you the same person or why am I everyone’s homey and Black person all of a sudden?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A no is a no usually. Just be a decent homie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But why would she ask to keep talking on snap after saying no? It’s not she was like frick off creep. If you meet someone on tinder and they’re like let’s keep talking offline that doesn’t exactly sound like a regular no, or am I missing something?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A no is a no usually. Just be a decent homie.

          ?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Snurly.
    Also Bagel, when she's not calling me a homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      bagel

      homosexual
      try getting a real woman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what do you look like bagel?

        • 2 years ago
          bagel

          ugly

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'd hug you if you were real >,~,< (<this is me squeezing my eyes while tears come out)

          • 2 years ago
            bagel

            get a job

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think so tough guy (¡~¡ ) ( ;~;) (°~°) (>~<) ( >,~,<) (< that's me looking around to make sure nobody is watching and trying not to cry so I squeeze my eyes but start crying anyways)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You’re not that ugly, I’d screw you after six beers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >try getting a real woman
        I've had "real women", I just find you attractive even though you're a dickhead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are you beta orbiting a hon because you think it will be easier to get some? have higher standards

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        stop putting yourself down bagel, you stupid attention prostitute

        • 2 years ago
          bagel

          not me but they’re right

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hazelnut and Sophie.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do it for my pengus

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    straight botttoms are completely valid and loved

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sure but this thread isn't about us(not in that way at least)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >straight bottoms
      You mean biological women?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she was perfect

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    too many tranners have betrayed my trust and abused my kindness, i fall for it every fricking time.
    im done, now i just focus on getting jacked and rich so i can pump and dump these dumb b***hes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hey anon UwU you're so kind ( >~<) you should gibs me all your trusties (>///< )

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anon doesn't want it, giv to me instead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ok sir, if you could just click the link in your browsing dewice and then pay me in Amazon gift cards I will refund all of the transaction moneys into your bank detail

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            done

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same bro, same

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't anymore
    It's all ogre

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do it for a boymoder that lives near me
    We went back and forth for a bit but I don't think they want a relationship :/

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all i want is to be the reason a guy tries his best and i do the same for him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All you need to do is post your butthole.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        my butthole is very ugly anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No such thing as an ugly butthole.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            mine is that i can promise you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how posts like these hijack my brain so easily

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    art hoe anon always and forever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      relax amibo

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine cucking yourself out to one girl who doesn't even like you back necessarily

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    femboys who look like xavier who are bi and not racist

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not a chaser but it would definitely be bagel.
    She has me in stitches pretty much every time she posts a message that isn't self-pity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so are you a transbian or what
      technically transbians are chasers too, fyi
      or is this one of those "you're not like the other trans girls" lines you use with all of them, chad god of chasers?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        None of the above

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cis straight chaser, cis gay man who sees mtfs as men, transbian, cis gay woman, ftm gay man who sees mtfs as men, straight ftm chaser, nonbinary, ace

          what did I miss

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >straight chaser
            square circle

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that you would need multiple pics to do this makes it even more creepy. I hope anyone who participates in this thread dies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there is something wrong with you

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m just here for the thrill of the chase

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no one at the moment, all the one i've been close to ended up being crazy and they tried to ruin my life
    i've known a few girl with whom i've been friend since but not much more than that, they are all surprised i didn't turn into the biggest transphobe imaginable because of all the shit that happened to me, all of them saying that is kind of funny to me, but yeah
    i'm tired man

  18. 2 years ago
    _◕)

    no one atm (maybe, depending)

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for degen. I can save her dead-eyed life from her neckbeard bf

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