https://techcrunch.com/2023/03/01/chainlink-launches-web3-dev-platform-to-connect-builders-to-web2-0-apis-like-aws-and-meta/
WAGMI
Chainlink functions media drop is here
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I no longer care about any of these "new" features that will never see the light. I only care about the price, and frankly it's so bad. Please, stop dumping LINK and promoting scams like Celsius, Bancor, and LinkPool.
kek they cant even post their propaganda here anymore and get positive response. They are just as deluded as the bag holders
These features are actually coming out though.
>we are still on v.01 staking
>that will never see the light
https://www.usechainlinkfunctions.com
use it right now
Bitter homosexuals who spend their every waking hour fudding Chainlink.
I have nothing further to add. They know their own life, they know how sad they are, and to point it out is its own insult, one which they must live with as a person lives with their very skin.
I feel sorry for them.
pointing out truths is bitter? you are coping very hard.
You have a lot of growing up to do.
What truths? Only truth I can see is that you wrecked yourself being a retard.
How much have you lost? Can you come back or can you only afford a short length of rope?
Seething he’s gone from $20 to $7 in 3 years
the foundation for CCIP and DECO
LMAO
Another “c-coming soon, we promise”
I’m honestly sick of this shit. Stop pushing out uncooked shit you homosexuals.
JUST FUCKING PUT OUT A FINISHED PRODUCT
See you functions in 2027
>just release it without beta testing lol
>what could go wrong?
Thats cool whats the price again?
Only $7?! After 6 years of bagholding? Fuck your tech slides, essays, articles and news trash naggers. Only the price matters
How can any coin have a good price when king shitcoin dives off a cliff every time you get big news?
Sounds like a perfect excuse to crash the market
>https://techcrunch.com/2023/03/01/chainlink-launches-web3-dev-platform-to-connect-builders-to-web2-0-apis-like-aws-and-meta/
>The platform is currently in private beta mode on Ethereum
2 more weeks
web3 is a fucking buzzword. just say blockchain and accept that no one uses blockchain.
I know dozens of VC scammers that would disagree with you
>*dumps 5%*