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Casual Wedding Fit
Hello,
I’ve got a casual beach wedding to attend in a couple of weeks. I have all of these items apart from the headband (which I feel may be too cunty anyway)
Open to crits (from non Americans only) or suggestions of something more suitable.
I’m: 6′ medium build Anglo cis M
I get it’s a beach wedding and I really like those slides with the suit but something about them also unsettles me. I know if I saw them at the event I’d think the outfit would look really nice though.
Main thing I would change is that shirt is a warm tone but the black and white of the suit and slides is cool toned so I think it will look pieced together. Also the black is kind of severe, go for grey if you have it (grey might also help if you decide to stick with the warm tone shirt).
I have my first wedding invite coming up in a few months but it’s not at a beach. I’m excited to think of what to wear but honestly I think I am just going to downplay a suit I got from Uniqlo U. Is this your first wedding?
*The 3rd world looks, points, and laughs*
You can’t wear a black suit nonchalantly, especially with an ugly boxy garish designer camp collar POS shirt and TO A BEACH WEDDING and when it’s majority polyester garbage and with an atrocious ugly wide, flimsy lapel and cheap shiny plastic buttons
You can’t wear ugly chav-branded plastic shower clogs anywhere but out of your communal shower, honestly, probably not even to the supermarket.
You can’t wear an ugly garish aliexpress 00s NBA style cloth headband to a hecking wedding, either. Idiot useless manchild, get a grip.
You have no idea how people work.
>"His shirt is so boxy, and his buttons are too shiny, and his lapel is so flimsy, ugh, get a grip!"
Yeah you’re a gay.
Those are just the lowest level offenses of your appalling little get-up that you did your little edit for to post on your little LULZ thread. Even things like an extremely shitty lapel and the cheapest buttons I’ve every seen signal to people that you’re low status i.e. low iq, lazy, low social class and flagrantly, because this is a far cry from normalcy and decency. These things didn’t exist before h&m and before stupid low iq tasteless impulsive poor dirty brown people were let off their leashes and could afford to buy "clothes" amok and gained access to the internet. This is a huge deviation and only an absolute delusional heckwit fitting into the previously mentioned camp would wear something like this. Actually, south asians on TikTok would laugh at you, based dandy men, and niggas would all laugh at you were you were to wear something this ridiculous, ill-fitting, ostentatious, chavy, synthetic ,much less to a wedding. These things are not different, but botched, these garments are either cheap crude mockeries or garish garbage for the delusion tasteless twits of the increasingly low iq underbelly.
>Actually, south asians on TikTok would laugh at you, based dandy men, and niggas would all laugh at you were you were to wear something this ridiculous, ill-fitting, ostentatious, chavy, synthetic ,much less to a wedding. These things are not different, but botched, these garments are either cheap crude mockeries or garish garbage for the delusion tasteless twits of the increasingly low iq underbelly.
Dude have sex. Also not OP but I think being presumptuous is related to being an idiot. Yeah you have no idea how people and are not socially successful or fit to give style advice to anybody. I don’t think you have ever been to a beach wedding either. You’re a sweaty nerd.
Go ahead, why don’t you pick out an outfit for OP? At least choose some shoes or a shirt for him.
where do you think we are?
Why are you doing a free brand promotion
Atleast change the shoes
That is some horrible shoes to wear with that suit. What about some espadrillos instead without socks? Or does it need to be athletic themed? If it is a casual beach wedding then why a dark suit? Why not a light-colored one? Ideally get everything in linen if it a light casual summer thing.
I like the shirt, but those shoes are so out of place and even at a casual wedding, isn’t it too casual? espadrillos can be cheap and they look good and work fine. But the black suit isn’t the best. I would order a linen suit from hockerty or some of those other Chinese tailors. Or try to find a suit that isn’t so formal-looking. A linen suit is airy and has this nice natural texture which makes it a bit more casual.
And i would wear a tie. If is it casual then wear the tie casually, unbutton the top button and keep the tie a bit loose.
this is a really good bait post
Suit with espadrillos (image). Linen easily get creases and so on, it is part of the look. maybe look up images and see if that is your thing. But personally I think that is the ideal way to have a casual summer suit. You’ll look good, it will be respectful, well dressed and casual. I would get a tie however, if they want it casual then keep it loose. If you feel over-dressed you can always take it off. But as a general rule it is better to be overdressed than under-dressed and it is a wedding after all.
it is good bait if bait. Because it isn’t unthinkable that someone got the idea to wear this to a wedding. You might not believe it, but I have seen worse.
good photo
his bare ankles say "grab and lift my legs above my head"
his sack-like trousers say "dump him out"
and his hair is styled to be grabbed while forcing him to service you
the brown tones make you think of his chocolate starfish winking hungrily
highly erotic
8/10
None of that ever occurred to me. Must be a cultural thing
Marks and Spencers have a good linen suit, get that.
I’m British, this sucks, enjoy attending Deano and Cassie’s baby shower on their new build estate in a few months, once you find somewhere to park, but you’re not really open to criticism anyway it seems, the guy a few posts above said it right, if it’s a beach wedding and you’re wearing meme adidas crocs and a camp collar shirt, don’t bother with the suit at all, at least not in black, that would partially save this fashion car crash
you know your friends and family better than us.
dress like the people at this wedding will and definitely don’t look more formal or more showy than the groom or the groomsmen.
And don’t wear white
Only the bride is a virgin at weddings
this
imagine wearing all linen like a posh cunt from cheshire when your friends live in council houses
It is a wedding though. I googled "working class wedding UK" and "chav wedding UK" and it wouldn’t be out of place in either.
Chav weddings seem to be a lot more colorful affairs. But could also wear a brown suit there, just add a Burberry cap.
Just because people are council housed doesn’t mean that they don’t put on their fineries when there is a wedding. It is in general disrespectful to come underdressed to a wedding. It is your boy’s big day. But adding accessories like a tie that you can quickly put in the pocket if too formal is a good idea. Always better to be overdressed.
Even if the groom wear trainers and a t-shirt. The guests usually are not that informal.