>cant bottom because of ibs & hemorrhoids. >cant top because hrt is going to shrink my dick

>cant bottom because of ibs & hemorrhoids
>cant top because hrt is going to shrink my dick
Well at least it will keep me honest on my commitment to not experience sexual intimacy again.

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  1. 1 year ago
    noah

    >going to
    doesnt sound like a problem now

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in the exact same boat except add severe phimosis on top of that. Wanna awkwardly make out and then cry?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No you would reject me and I hate everyone

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Skipping right to the crying part. Efficient. I like your style

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Insult me more it doesnt matter

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do you all act like oral doesn't exist?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes because a long term romantic relationship could be sexually satisfactory with just oral

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ibs
    Get external pouch for waste surgically put on, bam, no more hemorrhoids, butt always perfectly clean.

    • 1 year ago
      )*Kassandra of Ellaphae|PSO2

      who the frick do you think wants to have sex with someone with A LITERAL BAG OF SHIT ON THEIR SIDE

      IT FILLS UP WITH GAS WHEN YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT

      IT HAS TO BE EMPTIED LIKE 6 TIMES A DAY

      IT CAN GET INFECTED EASILY

      frick that its bad enough im trans, ill do it someday if i have to but until then i can still endure the pain well enough

      yes i know about j pouch, thats almost as bad because you now have no large intestine to store waste, and it uses the ilium which can longer do its job of neutalizing bile acids so unless you hold an extremely strict diet everything will burn you like bleach, i saw a youtube video of a girl saying she had to spend hours in the bathtub to relieve it and she still goes like 8 times a day

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Also this, lol. The fact that was recommended makes me laugh a little.

  5. 1 year ago
    )*Kassandra of Ellaphae|PSO2

    same anon i habe ibd too i wish i could bottom

    i want to have futa surgery maybe so i can, if it could work for me safely

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never had anal sex here, what's the deal with IBS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine endless runny shits and excruciating stomach pain, no matter what you eat

      • 1 year ago
        )*Kassandra of Ellaphae|PSO2

        this!!!!!

        i go about 8-15x/day avg, even when im doing better than lately its 7-10x, often 20 minutes of absolute agony, i have to sleep on my right side always or i go constantly all night, i generally go every 2 hours at least, and if i go out i have to take anti-diarrhea medicine to reduce the likelihood i need a toilet

        the muscles dont work right anymore and holding in acid water is extremely difficult and painful, i often barely make it to the toilet that is just about 25-30ft away from this bed, and i have to go suddenly instantly just because i shifted wrong in bed or got up for something

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          IBS is a bit less serious but basically your ass bleeds and hurts and stops being able to absorb water, or moves things so slowly through it that you have horrible constipation always

          i have Ulcerative Colitis and my large intestine cant absorb water anymore because its all just scar tissue from 8 years of bleeding and inflammation and pain, i am still mostly bedridden partly because of that endless pain and also from related complications like a bad spine fracture caused by fragile bones, steroid induced osteoporosis from all the prednisone steroids to stop me from bleeding to death, i have needed blood transfusions every time ive been hospitalized with my UC

          the pain can become unimaginable, during my worst time of 2mo in the hospital part of why i had to be there so long is every time i ate the muscle stuff that would cause down there would be so painful i would be crying it was like a chainsaw sometimes, i needed iv morphine or dilauded 3-4 times every day for most of that period until a chemotherapy super steroid finally healed my intestine enough that i could handle eating food without that level of pain and the bleeding reduced enough

          one of the doctors emotionally abused me trying to pressure me into the above surgery, but i wouldnt do it, he tried to scare me about cancer but i had absolutely nothing to live for at that point so i wasnt going to rob myself of hope of one day having someone

          i better not think about that anymore rn im to sensitive for it lately

          And to think Shinzo Abe was running around with UC before he got popped

    • 1 year ago
      )*Kassandra of Ellaphae|PSO2

      IBS is a bit less serious but basically your ass bleeds and hurts and stops being able to absorb water, or moves things so slowly through it that you have horrible constipation always

      i have Ulcerative Colitis and my large intestine cant absorb water anymore because its all just scar tissue from 8 years of bleeding and inflammation and pain, i am still mostly bedridden partly because of that endless pain and also from related complications like a bad spine fracture caused by fragile bones, steroid induced osteoporosis from all the prednisone steroids to stop me from bleeding to death, i have needed blood transfusions every time ive been hospitalized with my UC

      the pain can become unimaginable, during my worst time of 2mo in the hospital part of why i had to be there so long is every time i ate the muscle stuff that would cause down there would be so painful i would be crying it was like a chainsaw sometimes, i needed iv morphine or dilauded 3-4 times every day for most of that period until a chemotherapy super steroid finally healed my intestine enough that i could handle eating food without that level of pain and the bleeding reduced enough

      one of the doctors emotionally abused me trying to pressure me into the above surgery, but i wouldnt do it, he tried to scare me about cancer but i had absolutely nothing to live for at that point so i wasnt going to rob myself of hope of one day having someone

      i better not think about that anymore rn im to sensitive for it lately

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this!!!!!

        i go about 8-15x/day avg, even when im doing better than lately its 7-10x, often 20 minutes of absolute agony, i have to sleep on my right side always or i go constantly all night, i generally go every 2 hours at least, and if i go out i have to take anti-diarrhea medicine to reduce the likelihood i need a toilet

        the muscles dont work right anymore and holding in acid water is extremely difficult and painful, i often barely make it to the toilet that is just about 25-30ft away from this bed, and i have to go suddenly instantly just because i shifted wrong in bed or got up for something

        I was asking cause until I started taking stomach acid reducing medecine, I had a bloated stomach, painful constipations/diarrheas, constant gas and digestion issues for years, to the point that I had to go vomit several times per night and couldn't sleep. It has gotten much better but I don't really eat at all nowadays compared to before
        I feel you, you deserve someone good to make the pain bearable

        • 1 year ago
          )*Kassandra of Ellaphae|PSO2

          nobody believes in me 🙁 my gf helps alot though i would be dead without her, i wish she was all i wanted and needed

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