>can walk
>can fly
>can swim
>can dive
You may not like it, but it's the peak of what evolution has ever created.
What's the tech equivalent of ducks?
>can walk. >can fly. >can swim. >can dive
>can walk
>can fly
>can swim
>can dive
You may not like it, but it's the peak of what evolution has ever created.
What's the tech equivalent of ducks?
>What's the tech equivalent of ducks?
and don't forget the corkscrew!
Yeah right, I think there was also a duck species that has even the biggest penis relative to body size in the animal kingdom.
Ducks just can't stop winning.
>1:1
What a king.
Imagine having a penis as big as your whole body.
it would not get completely hard because there would not be enough pressure so you would be constantly flaccid, and the amount that does get into it will make you unconscious.
hard pass
>complains instead of engineering a solution
Apple containment board when?
have you seen how funny that strange noodle of theirs look?
A drone-attached waterproof computer, maybe ?
solar powered also
python
Umm Python is the tech equivalent of snakes
Umm Rust is the tech equivalent of crabs
wtf, I did not expect the snek to be able to get that
>Netflix: are you still watching?
>Someone's daughter:
What the fuck
I knew they could gobble up but this is fucking absurd. Does it slide around with a giant ballooned up belly until it eventually dissolves in digestive acid? Does it break? This is outrageous.
They break the egg with in them, suck it out, then spit up the shell
Why not just break it open first and drink it out? Snakes are retarded
think about how small their brains have gotta be to not get flattened when they eat an entire egg
Snakes don't work that way.
And it's wasteful.
Look up any video of snake eating egg
Name a scarier and nastier animal than snakes. Its not possible to name em. These motherfuckers are the Devil, the Satan of animals. Anyone who owns these animals is insane.
Any deep sea fish
Fish don't scare me. Probably because they're deep in the ocean and my chance of encountering them is 0. Snakes are the sneakiest homosexuals and will kill you in the worst way possible
The dangerous snakes are large enough that you can avoid them, and they'll avoid you. Blue ring octopus, brown recluse spiders, and black widows are so small you won't know it's there, until they bite you.
>What's the tech equivalent of ducks?
Rust.
javascript
>JS
>machine learning
no
i wish i could be as happy as those ducks
China has already reverse-engineered your imperialist "duck" technology and has released new 7nm kirin cyberduck HAHAHAH NMSL
smartphones
>can interject
Windows on a Dell Latitude.
Liquid-Crystal Displays
Canadian geese.
They can do all these and crash jet airliners.
I'd rather be a seagull. Those motherfuckers are hardcore pieces of shit.
If they're so badass, why did you present such a piss-poor shoop as "proof"?