How? How does the Queen or whoever looks after the royal bloodline not find out EVERYTHING about this girl before she marries and produces offspring (a Son no less) with aire to the throne Harry?
I know he loves her. He must. She's beautiful in the face but the body is just. He's a Prince. I just....arrgh.
I can imagine it being horrifically awkward but Uncle Philip? Really?
He should have just owned up right straight away. Was she perhaps not that memorable?
How did they not know?
The whole "drama" surrounding her relationship to the Royals was clearly manufactured to distract the masses from the Andrew scandal (which they knew would eventually break when Epstein was originally investigated in 2005).
Sacrafice Harry for Philips Sins?
I don't see how being married off to a supermodel and getting millions off a Netflix / book deal is exactly "being sacrificed"
Hrs literally dead on the island
Went from peoples first or second favourite royal to the literal punchline of everyone’s jokes
Once you go black, we never welcome you back
OK. So why not check her background a little more carefully. Is there no one with this role?avhjwt
Babes, I’m telling you they probably did check and just didn’t care.
He isn’t of royal blood
He is the child of Diana and James Hewitt
Harry was born long before his mother met hewitt
Go back to sleep Bruce
You can worship the fake prince if you want, I really don’t care.
It's 3pm here. You did not refute my point; it still stands.
You’ve read “she didn’t meet him til after” defence?
The vaccine is also safe and effective
Men can now be women
2 + 2 = 5 because maths is racist
These are also available for you to read online.
Oh, Epstein didn’t kill himself…
There you go buddy
Ps the fact you replied to “go back to sleep” by telling me the time there shows that a) you’re newfag af and b) you really do need to go back to sleep… some might say you’ve never even woke up.
She's not a super model. Netflix? He was the Prince.
netflix is bigger than Jesus
Too bad they don't have as much money as the fucking Queen of England. She owns more real estate in real life than Netflix owns in people's minds.
>muh Netflix bux better than being British royalty
Also not a super model. The royals literally jet set and live the high life with everything comped and paid by the tax payers. Lavish homes and the most modern x,y,z of cars and tech. He’s literally doing worse and having to pay for shit himself now whereas before it was payed for. Fucking roasties.
his face reeks of onions.
>He was the Prince.
Yes, and his brother and immediate heir to the throne has how many sons?
He's got five kids now, and even the girls are further up the line of succession than Harry. Hell, George is 10 already. Another decade and he'll be having kids of his own, pushing Harry even further down.
> distract the masses from the Andrew scandal
What's there to distract from? What's left to save? He's already been brandished officially by Her Majesty the Queen herself, from the royal family. It can't get any worse than that. Everyone knows, no one can forget. Really everything is a conspiracy? Of course, only on LULZ.
Are you retarded? By pushing some other drama, they distract people from asking questions about the Prince Andrew situation. It’s all about refurbishing the royal brand. Whatever you think of Meghan, it’s grist to the mill for the royal family considering the Wallis Simpson scandal is already a part of their mythology.
I dont know anyone who gives more of a shit about Meghans drama than Andrews to begin with. What do you expect people to do, given they paid full complete attention to Andrew's past mistakes?
The royal managers don’t want people to associate the family with Andrew’s lecherous behavior, meghan and Harry is a great distraction. You are wrong to say people don’t give a shit, because people do talk about it, if for no other reason than small talk. And this plays into the royal hands, because all publicity is good publicity (except if it involves sexual misconduct)
Doesn’t matter. It’s against the sexual mores of the day. Many would say she could not give consent due to power imbalance. What matters is that it is considered improper, therefore the royal managers have cooked up a socially acceptable scandal to distract from it.
But what we’re telling you is that it isn’t improper here
A 40 year old man shagging a 17 year old woman here is completely fine
The prince was already known as “Randy Andy” in the press, we literally grew up knowing Andrew was a shagger.
The whole “I don’t sweat and am going to pay her millions out of court” was weird af. As my fellow bong already said, alls he had to do was to say “lovely girl, yes we did have relations, I wish her well” and no one would have cared.
Come on, man. We have fucking paki immigrants making grooming gangs and people BARELY care about that. Do you actually truly believe we would’ve cared about him shagging a 17 year old?
Pakistan immigrants are brown therefore they aren’t held to the same standards. Anyway, I think you are lying to me or yourself. Britain has plenty of feminists. Women are not fans of Andrews behavior. Women also tend to be the biggest royal watchers. Therefore, the biggest royal fans have a problem with Andrew’s behavior, and they need to be brought back into the fold, with a Meghan bitch arc.
Remember, Meghan is literally a professional actor. The romance might be real, but the antagonism with the Royal family stuff is pure bread and circus.
>Britain has plenty of feminists.
Anything liberal in Britain has a much more mainstream baseline than in the US, but the extremes are not even comparable.
So there will be plenty of outcry in Britain, but not with the veracity of anything that could occur in the US.
People in the press started throwing around the big P-word, and whether it's true or not, it's damaging, especially with so many actual Ps out there.
Prince Andrew had willing and consentual sex with a girl above the AOC
Just about every prince that has ever existed in England has done a lot worse. Most had dozens of underaged lovers
Are you an early riser bong or a still up from last night kind of bong?
Either way, glad you’re not of the “AnDrEw iS A nONcE” crowd… I bloody hate peados, but calling someone one for banging a 17 year old, and giving her 50,000 for the trouble, is verging on the ridiculous.
still to sleep friend
If he had come out in that interview and said
I fondly remember the girl, we had a delightful time together and only have fond memories of the encounter.
He would have been fine, might have to take a backseat for a few years.
But Jesus that Interview was the biggest PR disaster in the history of the4 Monarchy.
Shame he didn’t have us working for his PR team… whole country would’ve been like “omg, how DARE that harlot charge our Andy so much money”
Instead we got “wasn’t me, I don’t sweat”
Good for a chuckle though
Love, only the low iq retards are “Andrew needs covering up”
The girl was 17
The age of consent in my country is 16
He literally flew and fucked her in the country it was considered “peado” - (not peado, but not getting into semantics here)
If he would’ve flown her here and fucked her in his castle, not even a crime.
Most normal peados like girls of an age that is illegal here, so fly to Thailand to fuck them…
This retard prince liked a girl who was of legal age here, but then flew to a place where it wasn’t legal specifically to fuck her. I don’t know what that is, but it’s kinda the opposite of peado.
>I don't know what that is
If all this yacht girl talk is true, then there's video
Harry isn’t royal
He’s James Hewitts son
Diana already confessed to their affair around the time she got preggo
So, that’s that
The true prince got to marry a white beauty
The ginger prince got to marry the anagram ginger.
Is this true? Would HRM want a paternity test? These two have a son now.
Yes it’s true
We had a newspaper here called “news of the world” that was always doing these big stings on celebrities and politicians etc
Anyways, back in the 90s, they got a sample of Harry’s hair and was going to do the paternity test against James Hewitt and reveal it once and for all
Royal family went and got a “super injunction” and stopped the details from ever being released… but any oldfag Brit will remember.
If you google “captain James Hewitt” you’ll see the similarities are awfully sus
>captain James Hewitt
I did not know this
Look at a picture of him & then Charles.
It’s like looking at Pierre Trudeau or Fidel Castro and asking who is Justin Trudeau’s father.
Happy to inform the colonies 🙂
Don’t let him fool you that he is a prince, royal, or that we lost anything of real value
Charlie finally is able to stop raising another man’s son
King cuck indeed.
I see what you did there
Ty. I’m unironically going to use it in a stand up routine at the weekend. If I never post again it’s safe to assume I didn’t have the correct licence and the hate speech police have got me :/ wish me luck anon
I will pray for you.
What about Nigel? I've always suspected he's royalty.
Canadian here, I don’t understand why people are obsessed with her
needed some type of happening to draw interest in common wealth and royalty from the US to keep white hegemony idea alive and other western countries this is the best they could do on short notice please bear with Prince Harry
In theory she could become POTUS and Harry would be first mate while his brother ascends to the throne.
Now that's a fucking tale
She blackmailed the Duke. Him getting railed on a Cannes yacht by males. She's a deep state spy.
Honestly at this point you American seem to care more than we do. They both got exiled to America and stripped of their royal titles. As far as lineages and things go they're now irrelevant.
She is not fooling. She is leverage against the billions of brown people. Look our boy likes a brown girl so we are not racist.
Quickly posting beautiful girl before this thread gets naggered.
she used a truck winch to straighten those naps
She has ugly feet.
She manipulated Harry by acting like his mom. She’s a monster.
nigga you is retarded
fuck I hate my countrymen sometimes. we produce some of the most brilliant minds on the planet that need to live among a gaggle of retards
Tell me, old chap, who is this “brilliant minded burger” you are talking about?
Also, don’t worry about your fellow burger spelling it “aire” - think he just found out kylie jenners kids name and is thinking that’s the way it is.
You cannot be angry at him, American education system is subpar outside of Ivy League. Probably even Ivy League these days, I really don’t know. It’s not his fault, he’s just a burger x
Did you watch the Netflix show? Harry is as dull as dishwater. This fucking guy could get hoodwinked by any woman. Now give us a nagger/israelite former moviestar with a killer body and he's hook line and sinker. That's it. Your boy is whipped. It's okay, there are worse fates than being used like a royal dildo by a mulatto slut.
What are you talking about? Did I miss something?
William already had two kids and Harry is a bastard. Even still, they knew everything about her after- or maybe even before- their first date. They tried to talk him out of it but he insisted, so now he's where he is. Also, you type like a fag.
She didn’t fool anyone. I think most people sensed she was a fairly low class, aging, American TV actress without much tact.
I guess that had appeal to Harry for whatever reason. The royals and most of the public took an almost instant dislike to her. They couldn’t do anything, because she was kind of a bit black and they need to celebrate ‘change’ in any royal tradition or the media will turn on them.
Eventually, there will be a divorce, and it will probably be ugly. She doesn’t seem like the type for an amicable, dignified parting. Harry will be fucked because he is burning bridges like a crazed arsonist. His brother will probably grudgingly let him sleep in his garden shed to avoid a ‘homeless’ situation.
Side note. I have to admit I’m surprised the marriage has lasted as long as has. They still seem like a scammy unit on the make. Maybe she’ll pop out one more kid.
Well at least the future King got it right.
Yes. And I have to admit that Kate seems like a pleasant person who is well suited to the role.
She's a pro - they're lucky they got her to improve the genetics.