Can someone read my chart?

Wtf does it mean? Bonus points if you get my paradigm/persona correct.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    >slide bread
    >sage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know, I don’t care.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hi lets make this a natal chart reading thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is now a natal chart reading thread. All other threads: fuck off

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Judging by your chart you’re a massive shithead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but why?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because a thread died for your selfishness.
        It permeates through your whole life.
        Your chart literally shows you’re a burden to everyone and uncaring about their emotions or plans.
        Your chart is the spiritual equivalent of a dirty diaper reheated in the microwave and worn around town.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because a thread died for your selfishness.
        It permeates through your whole life.
        Your chart literally shows you’re a burden to everyone and uncaring about their emotions or plans.
        Your chart is the spiritual equivalent of a dirty diaper reheated in the microwave and worn around town.

        I actually don’t know anything about astrology.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Recently got interested in the esoteric, so I would apreciate a hint about that, but any reply is welcome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was born 1 day before you anon. Do you have mommy issues?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess my relationship with my mom was strained ,she gets mad quite easily and is somewhat overprotective, which annoys me, I was raised more by my grandparents due to my parents' work.
          I am detached from people, hate depending on others, I try to be as autonomous as possible and have a special dislike for the negative characteristics I associate with her (superficiality, overprotectivity, materialism, lazing around etc)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I am detached from people, hate depending on others,
            >I try to be as autonomous as possible
            >have a special dislike for the negative characteristics I associate with her (superficiality, overprotectivity, materialism, lazing around etc)
            Lmao literally me. How are you doing with girls man? I need help from a fellow cancer stellium bro

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My 'stats' are good, middle class family, healhy phisique, above average looks, intelligent, but I have no experience in chasing women, and frankly no interest either.
              Maybe its because of my mom that I have a low opinion of women (idk) but I find them boring, tiring and (in the long run) not worth the trouble.
              Sometimes I imagine about having a gf/wife but then I am reminded of all the shit my friends are put through in their relationships and how many relationships nowadays end in divorce or retarded breakups.
              Anyway I am invested in my interests so its not like I need a distraction from boredom in the shape of drama.
              Sorry to not be of use but I advise you to focus on your life goals and improve yourself and put women on the 2nd place until a bit later in life.
              Its unproductive to force an issue, and you may get the opposite result in the end if you chose to do so.
              Let life go on and sooner or later you will get a chance if you have to abillity and will to seize it.
              Pic rel is one of my favourite 'quotes'

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bbuump

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how would you deal with someone with multiple leo placements? (sun, venus, mars)

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's my lazy attempt. I'm new to astrology btw.

    >sun and mercury in virgo 11th house

    To me it seems clear that your self-image and possibly your self worth depends a lot about how well you do socially, the kind of friends you have and the presentation you give to the world, perhaps on social media or in your circle of friends. You may like when your traits or qualities are recognized by your friends and you constantly try to be the ideal friend to archive this recognition by them.

    >Chiron and mars in Sagittarius 2nd house

    A great motivation for you is money. The reason for this is because you might have lacked wealth in the past which deprived you of some opportunities and commodities that left you with a void that you now try to fill it by acquiring possessions and status symbols or just experiences that you could only have with money. Like travel for example.

    >moon in aquarius conjunct neptune and uranus

    Emotionally you're rather cold and tend to favor your mind rather than your heart. Maybe this is how your parents raised you. You are not emotionless and always logical though, but it looks like when you follow your heart is because you get sudden rushes that make you act in an spontaneous way.

    >saturn in gemini 8th house
    Did your father die or leave you when you were young?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You may like when your traits or qualities are recognized by your friends and you constantly try to be the ideal friend to archive this recognition by them.
      Around 60% correct. I deleted all social media long time ago so Im less status inclined than the rest of mankind.
      >A great motivation for you is money.
      100%. A lot of my wants are really just status symbols, I buy the most expensive shit knowing it’s luxury and that it will last me longer.
      >Emotionally you're rather cold and tend to favor your mind rather than your heart.
      True
      >leave you when you were young?
      My dad lives in another city since I was 6, I sometimes visit him. We’re cool.

      Otherwise 7/10 accuracy, can be applied to a lot of people.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What does it say about which career field should I get into?

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